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Post by Sexy Rexy [REBEL] on Mar 20, 2007 20:40:01 GMT -5
(Take a gander inside the Nexus Sports Club. There you find, Rex Caliber, sitting at the bar, wearing a TNF shirt, downing a shot of Tequila. Jose Cuervo is some good stuff. Now we listen to the owner of NAPW, as he makes an announcement.)
REX: Tuesday Night Fights is all over. The series is done. NAPW as we know it changes next week. But that's not worth telling you about. You people haven't tuned into REBEL to see NAPW guys talk. No, you want to here about guys you can see wrestle live in RPW.
(Rex downs another drink. He stands up and looks at his wall of accomplishments that he has on display at the bar.)
REX: NAPW Tag team champion...
NAPW's First Canada Cup winner...
NAPW Heavyweight Champion.... TWICE!
But with all the accomplishments in the little fed up north, I simply can't do what I love to do...IN NAPW.
(Rex sits back down, and downs a third shot of tequila.)
REX: I have an addiction... to competition. I have this itch and as easy as it would be for me to simply book myself in matches, I want to run a fair company. But I have two weeks out of the month doing nothing. I know the owner of RPW, as I used to frequent his strip clubs. Sexy Rexy loves the boobies... and they love my money. They LOVED my money. Hell, they will love YOUR money too. But I have this fan club down there asking me. I have the owner calling me up, and everyone in North Carolina who likes wrestling are sending me emails... They want Rex Caliber to wrestle again.
(Another shot is downed.)
REX: You will get just that. The Man known as the Nexus One will NOT be wrestling however.
REBEL PRO WRESTLING WILL BE GETTING THE "ONE MAN CRIMES SPREE"... REX CALIBER! Ever since I battled with Static at Cold Snap, the "kill mother f#cker's dead mentality" has kicked in. I want to whip asses and take names again. I want to let everyone know down south, that the legend is true, the stories they heard were real. I want to present to my home state, my home country about an example of what exactly Rex Caliber is, was and will be. I am medically one hundred percent fit to wrestle, and due to the layoff...I'm in better shape than ever. I am young, sexy and by God going to raise some HELL in RPW!
(Rex takes off his NAPW shirt, and puts on a REBEL one.)
REX: That's a nice fit, Rex Caliber... REBEL... and a shit load of crimes... all legal in a fed with no rules. So to anyone not happy with how I roll and do things in NAPW... bring your ass to REBEL and I'll have a corporate meeting in the middle of the ring. I'll bitch slap you there, like I would if I was still on the NAPW roster. NAPW is totally separate and anything that happens in REBEL will not be held against you in NAPW. But if you happen to work for both feds, and want to bitch about me on NAPW television... I'll punch you right in the damn mouth when I see you in REBEL. This isn't about be politically correct... not in REBEL. This is me kicking the holy hell out of everyone I face. This is about me...
COMING HOME.
REX: Tuesday Night Fights is all over. The series is done. NAPW as we know it changes next week. But that's not worth telling you about. You people haven't tuned into REBEL to see NAPW guys talk. No, you want to here about guys you can see wrestle live in RPW.
(Rex downs another drink. He stands up and looks at his wall of accomplishments that he has on display at the bar.)
REX: NAPW Tag team champion...
NAPW's First Canada Cup winner...
NAPW Heavyweight Champion.... TWICE!
But with all the accomplishments in the little fed up north, I simply can't do what I love to do...IN NAPW.
(Rex sits back down, and downs a third shot of tequila.)
REX: I have an addiction... to competition. I have this itch and as easy as it would be for me to simply book myself in matches, I want to run a fair company. But I have two weeks out of the month doing nothing. I know the owner of RPW, as I used to frequent his strip clubs. Sexy Rexy loves the boobies... and they love my money. They LOVED my money. Hell, they will love YOUR money too. But I have this fan club down there asking me. I have the owner calling me up, and everyone in North Carolina who likes wrestling are sending me emails... They want Rex Caliber to wrestle again.
(Another shot is downed.)
REX: You will get just that. The Man known as the Nexus One will NOT be wrestling however.
REBEL PRO WRESTLING WILL BE GETTING THE "ONE MAN CRIMES SPREE"... REX CALIBER! Ever since I battled with Static at Cold Snap, the "kill mother f#cker's dead mentality" has kicked in. I want to whip asses and take names again. I want to let everyone know down south, that the legend is true, the stories they heard were real. I want to present to my home state, my home country about an example of what exactly Rex Caliber is, was and will be. I am medically one hundred percent fit to wrestle, and due to the layoff...I'm in better shape than ever. I am young, sexy and by God going to raise some HELL in RPW!
(Rex takes off his NAPW shirt, and puts on a REBEL one.)
REX: That's a nice fit, Rex Caliber... REBEL... and a shit load of crimes... all legal in a fed with no rules. So to anyone not happy with how I roll and do things in NAPW... bring your ass to REBEL and I'll have a corporate meeting in the middle of the ring. I'll bitch slap you there, like I would if I was still on the NAPW roster. NAPW is totally separate and anything that happens in REBEL will not be held against you in NAPW. But if you happen to work for both feds, and want to bitch about me on NAPW television... I'll punch you right in the damn mouth when I see you in REBEL. This isn't about be politically correct... not in REBEL. This is me kicking the holy hell out of everyone I face. This is about me...
COMING HOME.