Post by nexusone on Sept 15, 2006 23:07:00 GMT -5
BACKSTAGE
Cut backstage again. NAPW security guards, who are off duty police officers, have Kenny Krenshov in handcuffs.
GUARD ONE: You can't go around attacking women pal... You're going to jail.
GUARD TWO: I remember him going to jail the other night for drunk and disorderly. You don't know when to stop do you? You're going back to jail buddy, she's pressing charges.
The Royal Foundation laugh it up from a far.
THOMAS YOUNG: You know, calling them guards over, and showing them the footage was genius. Let's go watch him get booked. This is too good.
PRINCE DARKO: (really loud) "Don't drop the soap Kenny." Watching him go to jail will be the highlight of the week. First this, then whooping some Calgary Crap's asses.
An Edmonton Police car shows up, and takes away Krenshov. The Royal Foundation get in their car and follow.
MISSING MATCH ALERT....
THIS IS WHERE SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL'S CHALLENGE GETS ACCEPTED. IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE ANYWAY AND WILL BE AS SOON AS I RECEIVE IT!
-THREE STAGES OF HELL FOR THE TV TITLE-
MR SLICK VS JEFF JAMES (c)
Mr. Slick stares down Jeff James in the middle of the ring, as Tim and the Double are shouting at Saki on the outside. The Royal Foundation, who promised they'd be there to help even the odds, are nowhere to be seen! Granted, they followed Krenshov to the downtown police station, so I don't think they'll be coming back to help Jeff. Enough jaw-jacking, already, let's get this show on the road! James mutters something that Slick takes offense to, and here's a roundhouse punch by Mr. Slick! James goes down, and Slick leaps on top of his opponent, and lays multiple elbows into the face of Jeff James. Slick is not letting up, he wants that TV Title back around his waist. James wants out, and a knee to the crotch of Slick! Ooooh, that's GOTTA hurt, but everything's legal here in the hardcore match. Henry Andrews winces sympathetically as Mr. Slick falls off of James. Jeff James with a triangle choke on the former champion, trying to take the air out of Slick's lungs and knock him out. But Tim has something to say about that, reaching in and grabbing the hair of Jeff James. James lets go of Mr. Slick, and Saki comes to the aid of his employer, chasing Tim around the ring. Man, Saki's one fast guy, but Tim, when fearing for his life, is a better runner. Slick capitalizes on the chaos, and knees James in the gut. James is winded, Irish whip by Mr. Slick to the corner, and the double throws in a steel chair for Slick to use! Tim, still being chased by Saki, ducks into the ring, with Jeff's manager in pursuit. Tim slides out of the ring, Saki hands off his ever-present bat to James in the corner as he ducks out. Slick runs at Jeff James swinging that steel chair, but James it ready for him! James ducks the chair and pokes Slick in the gut with the bat. Slick keels over, and James whomps him in the back! Slick goes down to the canvas. Saki chases Tim out of the arena to the backstage area, and James covers! One! Two! Three! James gets the first pin.
Andrews checks on Mr. Slick, and the double comes in to help him to his corner. After a breather, the double leaves the ring and Andrews calls for the bell! The second match is a standard match, no weapons allowed. Mr. Slick, realizing he's one pinfall away from defeat, comes out charging with a HARD clothesline, which drops James to the mat. Slick picks up James, and follows up with a back-breaker! James reels in pain, as the double cheers from ringside. "That's right, baby! You can't beat the Slick!" Slick has found a new fire here, and he throws on an ankle lock, torquing the foot of Jeff James for all it's worth! The fans, who really don't know who to cheer here, is mixed. Some cheer the dominating Mr. Slick and some are chanting for James to break the hold. But Slick has none of it! He's pulling the stump of Jeff, as James is yowling in pain! But somehow, somewhere, James is mustering up the strength to pull himself ever closer to the bottom rope. So close! James is inches away! But Mr. Slick drops to the ground, wrapping himself around the leg of Jeff James. That's putting SO much pressure on James, but he's not quitting yet! A shuffle gets him two inches closer. Slick's shouting at James to submit, already! The double's there in Jeff's face, shaking his head in disbelief. Jeff throws out his hand for the rope. No! Not there! Jeff lunges for the rope again, but the double pulls it further away. Andrews sees it, and tells Mr. Slick to release the hold. Slick shakes his head no. Andrews counts to five, and Slick releases on the four count. Hey, he's not going to lose the second match. The double is livid and jumps on the apron, getting in Henry's face. Jeff is trying his hardest to pull himself up using the ring ropes, and what's this? Mr. Slick is reaching into his tights. That's a pair of brass knucks, and I'm sure they were manufactured in Asia! That's an international object that Mr. Slick's got in his hands! The double is arguing with the ref, and Slick CLOCKS Jeff James in the face. James drops, and Slick covers for the pin. The double points out the pin to Andrews, Andrews turns around and drops, counting, one. Two! THREE! Mr. Slick has won the second fall, making this even! We've got one more fall to go, and this is going to be a tables match.
Slick drags himself to his corner, and the double's jumping around, celebrating. "C'mon, Slick! One more time! it's going to be easy getting your title back!" Andrews checks on James, who's groggy, but awake. Andrews gives Jeff a minute to get himself together, and calls for the bell for the last time. The double promptly fishes under the ring for a table, which Mr. Slick sets up in the corner turnbuckle. Remember, the object here is to get your opponent through a table. Jeff James pulls out a table of his own, which he sets up outside the ring. Mr. Slick's ready for James as soon as he gets back in the ring, and it's an ax handle to the back of Jeff James! Slick grabs the arm of James, and it's an Irish whip to- NO! James manages to leg sweep Slick to the ground, and then moonsaults onto him! Slick's hurting with that move. James to the top rope, getting ready for a top-rope lariat, just waiting for Slick to get up. Out of the corner of his eye, James sees the double getting onto the apron, and James with a dropkick. it sends the double FLYING off the apron to the concrete. The fans go ape as James turns around into a kick to the gut by Mr. Slick. A DDT by Mr. Slick- BLOCKED by James with a hook of the leg. James throws Mr. Slick, who slides out of the ring onto the table that was set up there. James looks around, and the crowd is chanting for him to start to fly. Jeff climbs the turnbuckle, but Andrews is urging him not to complete the move. What's this? From the floor an arm pulls Mr. Slick on the table, and the double climbs on. Jeff shrugs off Henry Andrews and FLIES! Backwards moonsault through the table! The crowd's on their feet, and Jeff's just happy for the win. Andrews is about to take the arm of James when he notices - THAT'S not Mr. Slick!
The match must continue, and Jeff James is none too pleased about that. He just about sacrificed his body for the win, but there's Mr. Slick, woozily laughing, tapping the side of his head. Mr. Slick is smarter than you? Get Ryan Kingston on the phone, I smell copyright infringement! Slick pulls James up, and a whip to the ring steps! Ouch! Slick pushes James into the ring, and notices the table in the corner. Irish whip send James running into the table, but James manages to run up to the top of the table, and another moonsault catches Mr. Slick! Both men down, trying to gain their wits and finish this match. Slick's double, out cold in a splintered table on the outside. Henry Andrews, junior referee, not sure what he should do. Well, there's nothing he CAN do, it's first man through a table. No count-outs, no pinfalls. Slick is getting himself up before James. That moonsault through the table took a lot out of Jeff. Slick resets the table, so it's in the middle of the ring, and his eyes are sparkling with mischief. He picks up James and sets him at the turnbuckle. He shouts out, "Nobody's getting up from Mr. Slick's superplex!" He's going to superplex James through the table? My god! The fans taunt Mr. Slick, and he's just eating it up. What's this? The Royal Foundation are running down towards the ring! Where did they come from? Prince Darko and Thomas Young slide into the ring and pull the table out of the way, as Slick follows through from the top rope. Bone cracking impact, but both men have missed the table! Mr. Slick is livid. He gets up and gets into Thomas Young's face. "What the hell was that? I was going to win that match!" From behind, Darko runs at Slick, and leapfrogs over Slick. ROYALTY by Darko, and Slick's out! Thomas Young is trying to rouse his brother. Jeff James comes to and is confused. Young points out the unbroken table and the unconscious Mr. Slick. James smirks and chuckles. With some help up from the Royal Foundation, he gets Slick up and is holding him in position for, oh god, no, is it? Jeff James with the James Effect! James moonsaults over the table, driving Slick straight through, back first. Andrews calls for the bell. James is laughing with his brother and Darko, as the crowd boos the hell out of the trio. Jeff James and the Royal Foundation are ending Action on top of the world. As Jeff starts taunting the comatose Mr. Slick with his TV Title, we fade to black.
Cut backstage again. NAPW security guards, who are off duty police officers, have Kenny Krenshov in handcuffs.
GUARD ONE: You can't go around attacking women pal... You're going to jail.
GUARD TWO: I remember him going to jail the other night for drunk and disorderly. You don't know when to stop do you? You're going back to jail buddy, she's pressing charges.
The Royal Foundation laugh it up from a far.
THOMAS YOUNG: You know, calling them guards over, and showing them the footage was genius. Let's go watch him get booked. This is too good.
PRINCE DARKO: (really loud) "Don't drop the soap Kenny." Watching him go to jail will be the highlight of the week. First this, then whooping some Calgary Crap's asses.
An Edmonton Police car shows up, and takes away Krenshov. The Royal Foundation get in their car and follow.
MISSING MATCH ALERT....
THIS IS WHERE SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL'S CHALLENGE GETS ACCEPTED. IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE ANYWAY AND WILL BE AS SOON AS I RECEIVE IT!
-THREE STAGES OF HELL FOR THE TV TITLE-
MR SLICK VS JEFF JAMES (c)
Mr. Slick stares down Jeff James in the middle of the ring, as Tim and the Double are shouting at Saki on the outside. The Royal Foundation, who promised they'd be there to help even the odds, are nowhere to be seen! Granted, they followed Krenshov to the downtown police station, so I don't think they'll be coming back to help Jeff. Enough jaw-jacking, already, let's get this show on the road! James mutters something that Slick takes offense to, and here's a roundhouse punch by Mr. Slick! James goes down, and Slick leaps on top of his opponent, and lays multiple elbows into the face of Jeff James. Slick is not letting up, he wants that TV Title back around his waist. James wants out, and a knee to the crotch of Slick! Ooooh, that's GOTTA hurt, but everything's legal here in the hardcore match. Henry Andrews winces sympathetically as Mr. Slick falls off of James. Jeff James with a triangle choke on the former champion, trying to take the air out of Slick's lungs and knock him out. But Tim has something to say about that, reaching in and grabbing the hair of Jeff James. James lets go of Mr. Slick, and Saki comes to the aid of his employer, chasing Tim around the ring. Man, Saki's one fast guy, but Tim, when fearing for his life, is a better runner. Slick capitalizes on the chaos, and knees James in the gut. James is winded, Irish whip by Mr. Slick to the corner, and the double throws in a steel chair for Slick to use! Tim, still being chased by Saki, ducks into the ring, with Jeff's manager in pursuit. Tim slides out of the ring, Saki hands off his ever-present bat to James in the corner as he ducks out. Slick runs at Jeff James swinging that steel chair, but James it ready for him! James ducks the chair and pokes Slick in the gut with the bat. Slick keels over, and James whomps him in the back! Slick goes down to the canvas. Saki chases Tim out of the arena to the backstage area, and James covers! One! Two! Three! James gets the first pin.
Andrews checks on Mr. Slick, and the double comes in to help him to his corner. After a breather, the double leaves the ring and Andrews calls for the bell! The second match is a standard match, no weapons allowed. Mr. Slick, realizing he's one pinfall away from defeat, comes out charging with a HARD clothesline, which drops James to the mat. Slick picks up James, and follows up with a back-breaker! James reels in pain, as the double cheers from ringside. "That's right, baby! You can't beat the Slick!" Slick has found a new fire here, and he throws on an ankle lock, torquing the foot of Jeff James for all it's worth! The fans, who really don't know who to cheer here, is mixed. Some cheer the dominating Mr. Slick and some are chanting for James to break the hold. But Slick has none of it! He's pulling the stump of Jeff, as James is yowling in pain! But somehow, somewhere, James is mustering up the strength to pull himself ever closer to the bottom rope. So close! James is inches away! But Mr. Slick drops to the ground, wrapping himself around the leg of Jeff James. That's putting SO much pressure on James, but he's not quitting yet! A shuffle gets him two inches closer. Slick's shouting at James to submit, already! The double's there in Jeff's face, shaking his head in disbelief. Jeff throws out his hand for the rope. No! Not there! Jeff lunges for the rope again, but the double pulls it further away. Andrews sees it, and tells Mr. Slick to release the hold. Slick shakes his head no. Andrews counts to five, and Slick releases on the four count. Hey, he's not going to lose the second match. The double is livid and jumps on the apron, getting in Henry's face. Jeff is trying his hardest to pull himself up using the ring ropes, and what's this? Mr. Slick is reaching into his tights. That's a pair of brass knucks, and I'm sure they were manufactured in Asia! That's an international object that Mr. Slick's got in his hands! The double is arguing with the ref, and Slick CLOCKS Jeff James in the face. James drops, and Slick covers for the pin. The double points out the pin to Andrews, Andrews turns around and drops, counting, one. Two! THREE! Mr. Slick has won the second fall, making this even! We've got one more fall to go, and this is going to be a tables match.
Slick drags himself to his corner, and the double's jumping around, celebrating. "C'mon, Slick! One more time! it's going to be easy getting your title back!" Andrews checks on James, who's groggy, but awake. Andrews gives Jeff a minute to get himself together, and calls for the bell for the last time. The double promptly fishes under the ring for a table, which Mr. Slick sets up in the corner turnbuckle. Remember, the object here is to get your opponent through a table. Jeff James pulls out a table of his own, which he sets up outside the ring. Mr. Slick's ready for James as soon as he gets back in the ring, and it's an ax handle to the back of Jeff James! Slick grabs the arm of James, and it's an Irish whip to- NO! James manages to leg sweep Slick to the ground, and then moonsaults onto him! Slick's hurting with that move. James to the top rope, getting ready for a top-rope lariat, just waiting for Slick to get up. Out of the corner of his eye, James sees the double getting onto the apron, and James with a dropkick. it sends the double FLYING off the apron to the concrete. The fans go ape as James turns around into a kick to the gut by Mr. Slick. A DDT by Mr. Slick- BLOCKED by James with a hook of the leg. James throws Mr. Slick, who slides out of the ring onto the table that was set up there. James looks around, and the crowd is chanting for him to start to fly. Jeff climbs the turnbuckle, but Andrews is urging him not to complete the move. What's this? From the floor an arm pulls Mr. Slick on the table, and the double climbs on. Jeff shrugs off Henry Andrews and FLIES! Backwards moonsault through the table! The crowd's on their feet, and Jeff's just happy for the win. Andrews is about to take the arm of James when he notices - THAT'S not Mr. Slick!
The match must continue, and Jeff James is none too pleased about that. He just about sacrificed his body for the win, but there's Mr. Slick, woozily laughing, tapping the side of his head. Mr. Slick is smarter than you? Get Ryan Kingston on the phone, I smell copyright infringement! Slick pulls James up, and a whip to the ring steps! Ouch! Slick pushes James into the ring, and notices the table in the corner. Irish whip send James running into the table, but James manages to run up to the top of the table, and another moonsault catches Mr. Slick! Both men down, trying to gain their wits and finish this match. Slick's double, out cold in a splintered table on the outside. Henry Andrews, junior referee, not sure what he should do. Well, there's nothing he CAN do, it's first man through a table. No count-outs, no pinfalls. Slick is getting himself up before James. That moonsault through the table took a lot out of Jeff. Slick resets the table, so it's in the middle of the ring, and his eyes are sparkling with mischief. He picks up James and sets him at the turnbuckle. He shouts out, "Nobody's getting up from Mr. Slick's superplex!" He's going to superplex James through the table? My god! The fans taunt Mr. Slick, and he's just eating it up. What's this? The Royal Foundation are running down towards the ring! Where did they come from? Prince Darko and Thomas Young slide into the ring and pull the table out of the way, as Slick follows through from the top rope. Bone cracking impact, but both men have missed the table! Mr. Slick is livid. He gets up and gets into Thomas Young's face. "What the hell was that? I was going to win that match!" From behind, Darko runs at Slick, and leapfrogs over Slick. ROYALTY by Darko, and Slick's out! Thomas Young is trying to rouse his brother. Jeff James comes to and is confused. Young points out the unbroken table and the unconscious Mr. Slick. James smirks and chuckles. With some help up from the Royal Foundation, he gets Slick up and is holding him in position for, oh god, no, is it? Jeff James with the James Effect! James moonsaults over the table, driving Slick straight through, back first. Andrews calls for the bell. James is laughing with his brother and Darko, as the crowd boos the hell out of the trio. Jeff James and the Royal Foundation are ending Action on top of the world. As Jeff starts taunting the comatose Mr. Slick with his TV Title, we fade to black.