Post by nexusone on Oct 17, 2006 21:00:35 GMT -5
The Polish Hall is jampacked. The fans are in a frenzy post Hostile Hangover. Two weeks away from ANNIVERSARY ASSAULT! This place is ready for the opening contest.
FRANK WARBURTON: This match will be for one fall! It will be contested with LUMBERJACK rules.
"Pull Out" by Kill Radio begins booming through the speakers as Krusty Kid Paul makes his way to the entrance. He stands still for a few seconds, observing the crowd, he looks forward and makes his way to the ring, the crowd with tons of jeers seemingly fueling Krusty Kid Paul he slides into the ring and Frank begins to speak.
FRANK WARBURTON: Introducing first.. weighing in at Two hundred Forty pounds.. from Kitchener, Ontario...KRUSTY KID PAUL!
"Path" by Apocalyptica begins playing and Ravager makes his way out, the crowds jeers seeming to not subside. He quickly makes his way to the ring but slowly makes his way in, watching Krusty Kid Paul.
FRANK WARBURTON: Introducing the opponent weighing in at Two hundred Ten pounds from Brooklyn, New York.. RAAAAVAGERR!
FRANK WARBURTON: Finally.. your Lumberjacks: Wayne Wright! The BEE! David Banks! North T. Gunderson! The Celtic Assassins! and Dextro!!
The lumberjacks come out in mob fashion and begin making their way to the ring. They all take a place at ringside. Bell sounds at the signal of Morgan Smythe.
Ravager and Krusty Kid Paul begin circling each other, words and menacing glares are exchanged and the two lock up! Ravager is quick to get the upper hand and lays a knee into the gut of Krusty Kid Paul before taking him to the mat with a snap-mare. Krusty Kid Paul in a seated position and takes a HARD kick to the spine! Krusty Kid Paul with a grimacing look upon his face as Ravager locks in a reverse chin-lock. Krusty Kid Paul begins to franticly search for a way out and manages to place his foot on the bottom rope. Morgan Smythe breaks the hold and Ravager lifts Krusty Kid Paul to his feet. ELBOW to the mid section by Krusty Kid Paul and Ravager is Irish Whipped into the corner, Krusty Kid Paul follows up with a BIG Splash! Ravager stumbles forward and is greeted with a vicious right hand! It sends him reeling backward toward the rope and DROPKICK! SENDS RAVAGER OUT!
Ravager lands outside in an unnatural position and the Lumberjacks begin to lift him up. Ravager seemingly angry pushes them away and slides into the ring. STOMPED by Krusty Kid Paul who lays in a few more before lifting Ravager to his feet. Another Irish Whip! COUNTERED! Short-Arm Clothesline! Ravager hits the desperation move and quickly scrambles for a pin! ONE!! TWO!! Easy kick-out by Krusty Kid Paul! Ravager gives a STIFF stomp to the head of Krusty Kid Paul before lifting him to the face and delivering a DEADLY Knife Edge Chop! A few more get Krusty Kid Paul into the corner. THE SILENCER! Krusty Kid Paul begins squirming around grasping his head and face. Ravager begins to laugh and rolls Krusty Kid Paul out of the ring. The lumberjacks are quick to do their job but Krusty Kid Paul begins to push them aside and climbs to the apron. DROPKICK! Krusty Kid Paul flies into the guard rail and a few of the lumberjacks try to help him up while the others begin...STOMPING HIM!
Dextro begins to push the lumberjacks away and helps Krusty Kid Paul to his feet. He prevents the lumberjacks from doing anything and lets Krusty Kid Paul slide into the ring. STOMP! Krusty Kid Paul ROLLS out of the way! Another stomp!! Krusty Kid Paul rolls! Ravager tries again..but FAILS as Krusty Kid Paul manages to roll out of the way once again! But this time he catches Ravager and takes him down with a Double Leg Take down. He mounts Ravager and begins laying into him with a flurry of fists! Ravager manages to throw him off but the damage was dealt!
A gash is opened up on Ravagers forehead! Krusty Kid Paul raises Ravager to his feet and UPPERCUT! causes Ravager to stagger about! Krusty Kid Paul works him into the corner and KNEE to the stomach! Krusty Kid Paul sets him in the tree of woe..CRACK ROCK STEADY! The Cross Arm-breaker dealing deadly damage to Ravager but the lumberjacks quickly zone in! David Banks! YAKUZA KICK! Knocking Krusty Kid Paul to the floor and he lays in a few stomps! Ravager falls free from the tree of woe and slides out of the ring to attack a downed Krusty Kid Paul. SUPER-KICK By NORTH T.GUNDERSON! Takes Ravager down! Krusty Kid Paul is back to his feet and begins fighting David Banks..with the aid of Dextro of course. They send him reeling into the steel steps and Krusty Kid Paul makes a hasty retreat into the ring. Ravager still suffering from the super-kick is being beat on by the Celtic Assassins and North T. Gunderson. They lay into him stomp after stomp before sliding him into the ring. Krusty Kid Paul tries to take advantage. Pin! ONE!! TWO!! THRE.. KICK-OUT!!
Ravager breaks out using all of his strength and uses to ropes to help himself up. Krusty Kid Paul beings to attack the hurt Ravager. CHOP BLOCK! Causes him to be back to his knees. HARD KICK to the back of Ravagers head silences him. Krusty Kid Paul drags him to the center of the ring and locks in a side headlock! In attempts to FORCE the life out of Ravager! Ravager begins SQUIRMING around. Trying to crawl to the ropes. He lifts himself to his hands in knees but the attempt is futile! Ravager falls right on his face and goes limp. Morgan Smythe drops beside him and grabs hold of Ravagers arm.. IT DROPS! Morgan Smythe lifts it up once again! IT DROPS! Morgan Smythe goes to for the last check! RAVAGER DIDN'T EVEN LET HER TRY! He jolts up to his hands and CRAWLS to the ropes. He holds on tight and Morgan calls the rope break. Ravager uses the ropes to help himself up and Krusty Kid Paul is pondering what to do next. He RUSHES Ravager..BACK BODY DROP! Krusty Kid Paul lands outside! The Lumberjacks rush! They lift Krusty Kid Paul to his feet but not before assaulting him. The slide him in and Ravager pins! ONE!! TWO!! Dextro leaps onto the apron and Morgan's concentration is taken off the pin. Ravager leaps up and HARD RIGHT HAND takes Dextro off the apron. Krusty Kid Paul is up! BIG BOOT! Ravager is sent tumbling over the ropes!
The lumberjacks zone in on Ravager but he's up quick and slides into the ring before having to face the onslaught of the lumberjacks. Krusty Kid Paul! KNEE SMASH! He leaps atop Ravager! PIN!!
ONE!!
TWO!!
HES HOLDING THE ROPES!!!
BUT SO IS RAVAGER!!
ROPE-BREAK!
Morgan stops the pin and Krusty Kid Paul lifts Ravager to his feet..BOTTLE OPENER!! Krusty Kid Paul is going for the pin..REVERSED!! SCHOOL BOY!!
ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE!!
FRANK WARBURTON: The Winner of this match..RAAAAVAGERR!
Ravager seems very surprised by the level intensity from Paul. A great showing from both guys, who both have big matches at Anniversary Assault.
"Driver's High" hits and here comes Dez Carter, along with Asuka. The fans give him much deserved respect, as the former Kiniski Cup holder slaps hands with them. You can tell he really wants that Cup back. He enters the ring as Frank does what he does best.
FRANK WARBURTON: The following tag team contest is set for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by Asuka, he weighs in at Two hundred and Forty Four pounds. He is fighting out of the "Steel City" of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, the former NAPW Kiniski Cup holder, DEEEEZZZ CARTER!!
Broken Social Scene's "Ibi Dreams of Pavement" brings to the ring the number one contender to the NAPW heavyweight title. Mr. Maps leading the way as Patrick Bickle comes out to flurry of cheers. The once hated Bickle, has changed a lot and is now a huge fan favorite. He steps in the ring and bumps knuckles with Dez.
FRANK WARBURTON: His tag team partner, accompanied by Mr. Maps, weighs in at One hundred Seventy-Five pounds. He is fighting out of the "Big Apple" of New York City, a former Kiniski Cup holder, PAAAATRICK BIIICKKLE!!
"Hold On! I'm Coming!" and outcomes Mr. "Perfection", though his record isn't after last week. Evan lost to Bickle at the huge Hostile Hangover. Will revenge be on his mind? Of course it will!
FRANK WARBURTON: And their opponents... Introducing first, the former Provincial Champion, and the longest reigning NAPW tag team champion of all time... He weighs in at Two hundred Twenty-Two pounds... Fighting out of Cairo, Illinois, PERFECTION! EVVVVAN CARRRRTWRIIGGHT!!
"Stone Cold Crazy" and the boos mixed with a small amount of cheers travel through the arena. Simply Beautiful kisses his Kiniski Cup. He smiles walking to the ring. He shows the Cup to Evan who looks less then impressed. They do seem on the same page though as Frank does the last announcement.
FRANK WARBURTON: His partner fighting out of New York City, he weighs in tonight at Two hundred Thirty-Five pounds. He is the current NAPW Pure Honor Kiniski Cup Champion, he is SIIIMMPLY BEAUUUUUUTIFUULLL!
Dick Kiebiech calls for the bell. Evan starts out against Dez Carter, so no immediate rematch from last week. Evan ties up Dez and pushes him into the ropes. Evan with the uncharacteristic clean break, NO!... Chop to the chest. I knew Evan couldn't resist. He hits another as "WHHOOOOO!" echoes throughout the crowd. He goes for another and Dez blocks it with a palm strike to Evan's chest. This stuns Cartwright who back peddles, and a spinning wheel kick nails Evan in the mouth. Dez doesn't let up and follows with a kick to the head of the rising Evan. Tajiri is somewhere smiling as that kick was brought to you by the letters... S T I F F! And no, not he jack asses you'll see later. Evan slides to his corner, and tags in Simply Beautiful. S to the B comes in smooth, slowing down the pace. He is cool and calm. Dez is hyped up and rushes into Beautiful. He receives a deep arm-drag when he gets there, and an arm-bar is put on Dez. Dez is trying to get out, and Simply Beautiful goes for the REAR NAKED CHOKE. This move won him the belt. Dez is in the ropes, which in this match has limitless help. Dez is near his corner and tags in Bickle. Bickle turned down a shot at the Cup, offered by Simply Beautiful. Bickle shoots for a leg and gets elbowed in the head. Simply Beautiful throws him into his corner, and tags in Evan. They work together with TOTAL ELIMINATION! Old School ECW fans chant remember this devastating move. Evan went high with the calf kick, Simply Beautiful down low with the Sweep, Evan goes for the pin.
ONE!
TWO!
Foot on the rope and Bickle is hurt. Evan with some mean cross face strikes to Bickle's head. Evan hates to lose and wants to make Patrick pay. Evan goes for boot to the head but, Bickle blocks and Dragon Whip take down. He hangs on to the leg and applies the STF. In comes Simply Beautiful with a vicious kick to Bickle's head. Dez comes in a moment late. He hits Simply Beautiful with a dragon suplex. Dick Kiebiech orders Dez out and is warning Beautiful of possible DQ, for further interruptions. Bickle tags in Dez. Dez comes in and quickly puts the Camel Clutch on Evan. That's one of Bickle's new moves. He must have studied his partner well. Bickle is on the top rope, he flies through the air with a VICIOUS DROPKICK TO THE FACE OF EVAN. He was prone in the Camel Clutch. Dick now warns Bickle. He is getting Bickle out of the ring and Simply Beautiful sneaks in and reverse DDT on Dez. He slides out. Evan is down. Dez is down. They need tags. Dick is counting both out, the count is up to four. They are crawling toward their corners. Only a few inches for each man and STEREO TAGS! Bickle comes in and Simply Beautiful does too. Bickle comes at Beautiful who reverses it into the SPIN DOCTOR. Cover and the count...
ONE!
TWO!
Shoulder up. Bickle uses Simply Beautiful's attempt to convince the ref that it was three, to put on the Fujiwara arm-bar. He has him in trouble, but Evan reaches through the middle rope and pulls Simply Beautiful to the ropes. Bickle releases and gets up. He goes over to Evan and smacks him. Evan tags himself in and he steps into a try for the arm. He blocks it and SAMBO SUPLEX ON BICKLE! Bickle rolls to his corner. He tags in Dez. Evan with a Roaring Elbow. Dez is down.
ONE!
TWO!
No luck. Evan looks pissed and throws Dez into his corner. Simply Beautiful holds Dez in place, and Evan sets him up in the corner for DIAMOND DUST. Quick tag to Simply Beautiful who goes up top. NEW YORK NIGHTMARE!! MISSES! Dez rolled out of the way. He covers Simply Beautiful.
ONE!
TWO!
No way. Beautiful kicks out. Dez makes it to his corner. Tag is made. Bickle comes in an applies the Bow and Arrow... wait NO he doesn't. Evan in with the stop. He drops something near Simply Beautiful. Dick Kiebiech makes Evan leave. SB has the object and the camera focuses in to see a steel chain. He wraps his fist and BLASTS BICKLE! The cover and the count... Is stopped by Dez. Simply Beautiful gets up and reverses Dez' Tiger Driver attempt and nails the IMPLANT DDT. He rolls Dez out. Simply Beautiful goes to his corner and sets up for the NEW YORK NIGHTMARE. He nails Bickle. Evan tagged the foot of Simply Beautiful though and is the legal man. He goes for the WHEELBARROW SUPLEX AND THE BOSTON CRAB...IT'S THE CARTWHEEL.
Bickle is fighting off the pain, as Simply Beautiful looks on stunned. He had the pin, but Evan stole the glory. Bickle isn't moving. Dick Kiebiech is giving the veteran, the benefit of the doubt, and waits longer. He asks Bickle to respond and gets this response...
SILENCE!
Dick calls for the bell.
FRANK WARBURTON: Winner of the match by knock out... EVAN CARTWRIGHT AND SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL!!
Evan makes his way to the back and so does Simply Beautiful. Just as Simply Beautiful is about to enter the curtain...
16 POUNDS OF GOLD OFF THE SKULL OF BEAUTIFUL!!!
Lloyd Rees is attacking Simply Beautiful. He clamps on the Conception Bay Chin-lock. SB is out. Security pull Rees off. Rees grabs a Mic.
REES: PURE HONOR CHAMP... DA ONLY REAL CHAMP EH? NEXT WEEK, ME VS YOU... PURE HONOR RULES!! Til then Simply Trash...
Rees throws down the Mic and lays in some boots before security holds him back again.
FRANK WARBURTON: Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for the GRUDGE match! The following contest is scheduled for one fall, with no time limit.
"Dagga" by AkForty plays, and the fans boo loudly as Prince Darko heads to the ring, accompanied by Thomas Young. The two jeer at the crowd, and Darko hops into the ring while Young takes his spot in the manager's corner.
FRANK WARBURTON: Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Thomas Young from Zamunda, weighing in at Two Hundred and Ten pounds, PRIINCEEE DAAARKOOO!
IF YOU WANNA STEP UP! STEP UP! YOU'RE GONNA GET KNOCKED DOWN!
The fans rise to their feet and give a nice-sized pop at hearing Brian Bruno's brand new entrance music, Drowning Pool's "Step Up". He heads down to the ring, fire in his eyes as he stares directly at his opponent, the man he has sworn to destroy along with the rest of The Royal Foundation. He jumps into the ring, over the ropes from the apron, and pounces right on top of Darko! This one is on before Warburton can even introduce Bruno!
Referee Henry Andrews calls for the bell, and Bruno is all over the prince of Zamunda. He picks him up waaaayy over his head and drops him face first to the mat. GORILLA PRESS SLAM! Darko rolls out of the ring and heads over to Young, but Bruno grabs him by the head and yanks him back into the ring! Irish Whip into the corner, here comes Bruno...dodged by Darko! Bruno slams into the turnbuckle, and turns right around into a perfect high flipping dropkick, right in the kisser! Darko gets up quickly and starts delivering some stiff jabs and elbows to the former pro football player, and wraps his arms around his stomach in an attempt at a belly to belly...but he's not strong enough to lift the big man! Bruno with an ear clap! Darko is dizzied by the shot, but manages to connect with a textbook drop toe hold to keep Bruno at bay! Darko off the ropes for an elbow, nobodies home! Bruno picks up Darko, sends him to the ropes, back body drop coming...
Running DDT! Nicely executed, but Bruno pops up! Boot to the gut on a stunned Darko! SIT OUT POWER-BOMB! The ROOF almost came off from the impact! Cover!
ONE!
TWO!
Young slides in! Andrews stops his count, what the hell is he doing? Young is yelling at Bruno, who promptly gets up clotheslines him right out of his boots! Young goes down hard, but leaves a small glistening object in the ring for Darko. Knucks! Why does everyone always use knucks in NAPW? Bruno is yelling at the top of his lungs "TIME TO DIE ROYALS!" and the fans are eating it up! He turns around and gets speared by Darko! Whoa, that was a nice impact! Cover by Darko! ONE! TWO! KICK-OUT! Bruno is a bit slow back to his feet, but manages to land a big hay-maker right on the head of Darko, sending him to the mat. Where Darko then picks up the Knucks! Bruno is calling for his BRUNO BOMBER! He has no idea Darko has knucks!
He picks him up for the Bomber, but gets nailed right between the eyes with the brass knuckles, going down in a heap! Dammit, not like this!
ONE!
TWO!
SHOULDER!!!
The fans go nuts as Darko whips off the knucks and tosses them outside, pissed as all hell. He starts laying into Bruno with boots, but Bruno crawls back up! No quit in Bruno! He's UP! He points at Darko!
"YOOUUUUUU!" goes the crowd!
"NOOOOOOOO!" goes Darko!
BAM GOES BRUNO! Big right sends him to the mat! Darko up again, he flies at Bruno for a cross-body! He's caught! Bruno tosses him like a rag doll, right into Andrews! Woops! But look out from behind, it's Thomas Young with a chair! Bruno ducks and Young connects full power with Darko! Goodnight, sweet prince! Young gets the classic "uh-oh" look on his face, and turns around right into a boot to the gut! But he fires the chair deep into Bruno's belly, sending the big man to his knees, helpless. A might swing from Young!
CRACK! Bruno gets planted, he's down and out! Andrews is stirring, and Young pulls Darko on top of Bruno! No way! Young slides out with the evidence as Andrews counts!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Dammit!
FRANK WARBURTON: Here is your winner, PRIIINNCE DAAARKOOO!
The Royals celebrate in the ring, but not before long the celebration turns into a scramble to get out of the way of an enraged Brian Bruno! Too late! BRUNO BOMBER ON DARKO! SPINE BUSTER ON YOUNG! Young scrambles out, barely able to stand, and pulls Darko out before Bruno can dismantle him! Too late! Bruno drags him away and slaps on El Destructo! Darko is shouting in pain!
Bruno grabs the mike and shouts at Young!
BRUNO: Next week, me and you on TNF! NO ROYALS AT RING SIDE! This war ain't over God dammit! TAKE THE MATCH OR I'll SNAP HIS F**KIN' BACK!
YOUNG: OK OK LET HIM GO! You're on, we're gonna take you out! When I'm done with you there's gonna be nothing left of you, I'm gonna end your career.
With that, Bruno lets Darko go, picks him up, and throws him over the top rope right into the waiting arms of Thomas Young! The two tumble over and stumble up the ramp back to the locker room as the crowd cheers for Brian Bruno!
NEXT WEEK ON TUESDAY NIGHT FIGHTS, ROYAL FOUNDATION BANNED FROM RINGSIDE! "BIG BAD" BRIAN BRUNO VS. THOMAS YOUNG, TO SETTLE THE SCORE!
PART TWO COMING SOON!
-FANS PICK THE STIP MATCH-
Ravager vs Krusty Kid Paul
Ravager vs Krusty Kid Paul
FRANK WARBURTON: This match will be for one fall! It will be contested with LUMBERJACK rules.
"Pull Out" by Kill Radio begins booming through the speakers as Krusty Kid Paul makes his way to the entrance. He stands still for a few seconds, observing the crowd, he looks forward and makes his way to the ring, the crowd with tons of jeers seemingly fueling Krusty Kid Paul he slides into the ring and Frank begins to speak.
FRANK WARBURTON: Introducing first.. weighing in at Two hundred Forty pounds.. from Kitchener, Ontario...KRUSTY KID PAUL!
"Path" by Apocalyptica begins playing and Ravager makes his way out, the crowds jeers seeming to not subside. He quickly makes his way to the ring but slowly makes his way in, watching Krusty Kid Paul.
FRANK WARBURTON: Introducing the opponent weighing in at Two hundred Ten pounds from Brooklyn, New York.. RAAAAVAGERR!
FRANK WARBURTON: Finally.. your Lumberjacks: Wayne Wright! The BEE! David Banks! North T. Gunderson! The Celtic Assassins! and Dextro!!
The lumberjacks come out in mob fashion and begin making their way to the ring. They all take a place at ringside. Bell sounds at the signal of Morgan Smythe.
Ravager and Krusty Kid Paul begin circling each other, words and menacing glares are exchanged and the two lock up! Ravager is quick to get the upper hand and lays a knee into the gut of Krusty Kid Paul before taking him to the mat with a snap-mare. Krusty Kid Paul in a seated position and takes a HARD kick to the spine! Krusty Kid Paul with a grimacing look upon his face as Ravager locks in a reverse chin-lock. Krusty Kid Paul begins to franticly search for a way out and manages to place his foot on the bottom rope. Morgan Smythe breaks the hold and Ravager lifts Krusty Kid Paul to his feet. ELBOW to the mid section by Krusty Kid Paul and Ravager is Irish Whipped into the corner, Krusty Kid Paul follows up with a BIG Splash! Ravager stumbles forward and is greeted with a vicious right hand! It sends him reeling backward toward the rope and DROPKICK! SENDS RAVAGER OUT!
Ravager lands outside in an unnatural position and the Lumberjacks begin to lift him up. Ravager seemingly angry pushes them away and slides into the ring. STOMPED by Krusty Kid Paul who lays in a few more before lifting Ravager to his feet. Another Irish Whip! COUNTERED! Short-Arm Clothesline! Ravager hits the desperation move and quickly scrambles for a pin! ONE!! TWO!! Easy kick-out by Krusty Kid Paul! Ravager gives a STIFF stomp to the head of Krusty Kid Paul before lifting him to the face and delivering a DEADLY Knife Edge Chop! A few more get Krusty Kid Paul into the corner. THE SILENCER! Krusty Kid Paul begins squirming around grasping his head and face. Ravager begins to laugh and rolls Krusty Kid Paul out of the ring. The lumberjacks are quick to do their job but Krusty Kid Paul begins to push them aside and climbs to the apron. DROPKICK! Krusty Kid Paul flies into the guard rail and a few of the lumberjacks try to help him up while the others begin...STOMPING HIM!
Dextro begins to push the lumberjacks away and helps Krusty Kid Paul to his feet. He prevents the lumberjacks from doing anything and lets Krusty Kid Paul slide into the ring. STOMP! Krusty Kid Paul ROLLS out of the way! Another stomp!! Krusty Kid Paul rolls! Ravager tries again..but FAILS as Krusty Kid Paul manages to roll out of the way once again! But this time he catches Ravager and takes him down with a Double Leg Take down. He mounts Ravager and begins laying into him with a flurry of fists! Ravager manages to throw him off but the damage was dealt!
A gash is opened up on Ravagers forehead! Krusty Kid Paul raises Ravager to his feet and UPPERCUT! causes Ravager to stagger about! Krusty Kid Paul works him into the corner and KNEE to the stomach! Krusty Kid Paul sets him in the tree of woe..CRACK ROCK STEADY! The Cross Arm-breaker dealing deadly damage to Ravager but the lumberjacks quickly zone in! David Banks! YAKUZA KICK! Knocking Krusty Kid Paul to the floor and he lays in a few stomps! Ravager falls free from the tree of woe and slides out of the ring to attack a downed Krusty Kid Paul. SUPER-KICK By NORTH T.GUNDERSON! Takes Ravager down! Krusty Kid Paul is back to his feet and begins fighting David Banks..with the aid of Dextro of course. They send him reeling into the steel steps and Krusty Kid Paul makes a hasty retreat into the ring. Ravager still suffering from the super-kick is being beat on by the Celtic Assassins and North T. Gunderson. They lay into him stomp after stomp before sliding him into the ring. Krusty Kid Paul tries to take advantage. Pin! ONE!! TWO!! THRE.. KICK-OUT!!
Ravager breaks out using all of his strength and uses to ropes to help himself up. Krusty Kid Paul beings to attack the hurt Ravager. CHOP BLOCK! Causes him to be back to his knees. HARD KICK to the back of Ravagers head silences him. Krusty Kid Paul drags him to the center of the ring and locks in a side headlock! In attempts to FORCE the life out of Ravager! Ravager begins SQUIRMING around. Trying to crawl to the ropes. He lifts himself to his hands in knees but the attempt is futile! Ravager falls right on his face and goes limp. Morgan Smythe drops beside him and grabs hold of Ravagers arm.. IT DROPS! Morgan Smythe lifts it up once again! IT DROPS! Morgan Smythe goes to for the last check! RAVAGER DIDN'T EVEN LET HER TRY! He jolts up to his hands and CRAWLS to the ropes. He holds on tight and Morgan calls the rope break. Ravager uses the ropes to help himself up and Krusty Kid Paul is pondering what to do next. He RUSHES Ravager..BACK BODY DROP! Krusty Kid Paul lands outside! The Lumberjacks rush! They lift Krusty Kid Paul to his feet but not before assaulting him. The slide him in and Ravager pins! ONE!! TWO!! Dextro leaps onto the apron and Morgan's concentration is taken off the pin. Ravager leaps up and HARD RIGHT HAND takes Dextro off the apron. Krusty Kid Paul is up! BIG BOOT! Ravager is sent tumbling over the ropes!
The lumberjacks zone in on Ravager but he's up quick and slides into the ring before having to face the onslaught of the lumberjacks. Krusty Kid Paul! KNEE SMASH! He leaps atop Ravager! PIN!!
ONE!!
TWO!!
HES HOLDING THE ROPES!!!
BUT SO IS RAVAGER!!
ROPE-BREAK!
Morgan stops the pin and Krusty Kid Paul lifts Ravager to his feet..BOTTLE OPENER!! Krusty Kid Paul is going for the pin..REVERSED!! SCHOOL BOY!!
ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE!!
FRANK WARBURTON: The Winner of this match..RAAAAVAGERR!
Ravager seems very surprised by the level intensity from Paul. A great showing from both guys, who both have big matches at Anniversary Assault.
-WINCHELL'S ENTERTAINMENT SPECIAL-
Dez Carter & Patrick Bickle vs Simply Beautiful & Evan Cartwright
Dez Carter & Patrick Bickle vs Simply Beautiful & Evan Cartwright
"Driver's High" hits and here comes Dez Carter, along with Asuka. The fans give him much deserved respect, as the former Kiniski Cup holder slaps hands with them. You can tell he really wants that Cup back. He enters the ring as Frank does what he does best.
FRANK WARBURTON: The following tag team contest is set for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by Asuka, he weighs in at Two hundred and Forty Four pounds. He is fighting out of the "Steel City" of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, the former NAPW Kiniski Cup holder, DEEEEZZZ CARTER!!
Broken Social Scene's "Ibi Dreams of Pavement" brings to the ring the number one contender to the NAPW heavyweight title. Mr. Maps leading the way as Patrick Bickle comes out to flurry of cheers. The once hated Bickle, has changed a lot and is now a huge fan favorite. He steps in the ring and bumps knuckles with Dez.
FRANK WARBURTON: His tag team partner, accompanied by Mr. Maps, weighs in at One hundred Seventy-Five pounds. He is fighting out of the "Big Apple" of New York City, a former Kiniski Cup holder, PAAAATRICK BIIICKKLE!!
"Hold On! I'm Coming!" and outcomes Mr. "Perfection", though his record isn't after last week. Evan lost to Bickle at the huge Hostile Hangover. Will revenge be on his mind? Of course it will!
FRANK WARBURTON: And their opponents... Introducing first, the former Provincial Champion, and the longest reigning NAPW tag team champion of all time... He weighs in at Two hundred Twenty-Two pounds... Fighting out of Cairo, Illinois, PERFECTION! EVVVVAN CARRRRTWRIIGGHT!!
"Stone Cold Crazy" and the boos mixed with a small amount of cheers travel through the arena. Simply Beautiful kisses his Kiniski Cup. He smiles walking to the ring. He shows the Cup to Evan who looks less then impressed. They do seem on the same page though as Frank does the last announcement.
FRANK WARBURTON: His partner fighting out of New York City, he weighs in tonight at Two hundred Thirty-Five pounds. He is the current NAPW Pure Honor Kiniski Cup Champion, he is SIIIMMPLY BEAUUUUUUTIFUULLL!
Dick Kiebiech calls for the bell. Evan starts out against Dez Carter, so no immediate rematch from last week. Evan ties up Dez and pushes him into the ropes. Evan with the uncharacteristic clean break, NO!... Chop to the chest. I knew Evan couldn't resist. He hits another as "WHHOOOOO!" echoes throughout the crowd. He goes for another and Dez blocks it with a palm strike to Evan's chest. This stuns Cartwright who back peddles, and a spinning wheel kick nails Evan in the mouth. Dez doesn't let up and follows with a kick to the head of the rising Evan. Tajiri is somewhere smiling as that kick was brought to you by the letters... S T I F F! And no, not he jack asses you'll see later. Evan slides to his corner, and tags in Simply Beautiful. S to the B comes in smooth, slowing down the pace. He is cool and calm. Dez is hyped up and rushes into Beautiful. He receives a deep arm-drag when he gets there, and an arm-bar is put on Dez. Dez is trying to get out, and Simply Beautiful goes for the REAR NAKED CHOKE. This move won him the belt. Dez is in the ropes, which in this match has limitless help. Dez is near his corner and tags in Bickle. Bickle turned down a shot at the Cup, offered by Simply Beautiful. Bickle shoots for a leg and gets elbowed in the head. Simply Beautiful throws him into his corner, and tags in Evan. They work together with TOTAL ELIMINATION! Old School ECW fans chant remember this devastating move. Evan went high with the calf kick, Simply Beautiful down low with the Sweep, Evan goes for the pin.
ONE!
TWO!
Foot on the rope and Bickle is hurt. Evan with some mean cross face strikes to Bickle's head. Evan hates to lose and wants to make Patrick pay. Evan goes for boot to the head but, Bickle blocks and Dragon Whip take down. He hangs on to the leg and applies the STF. In comes Simply Beautiful with a vicious kick to Bickle's head. Dez comes in a moment late. He hits Simply Beautiful with a dragon suplex. Dick Kiebiech orders Dez out and is warning Beautiful of possible DQ, for further interruptions. Bickle tags in Dez. Dez comes in and quickly puts the Camel Clutch on Evan. That's one of Bickle's new moves. He must have studied his partner well. Bickle is on the top rope, he flies through the air with a VICIOUS DROPKICK TO THE FACE OF EVAN. He was prone in the Camel Clutch. Dick now warns Bickle. He is getting Bickle out of the ring and Simply Beautiful sneaks in and reverse DDT on Dez. He slides out. Evan is down. Dez is down. They need tags. Dick is counting both out, the count is up to four. They are crawling toward their corners. Only a few inches for each man and STEREO TAGS! Bickle comes in and Simply Beautiful does too. Bickle comes at Beautiful who reverses it into the SPIN DOCTOR. Cover and the count...
ONE!
TWO!
Shoulder up. Bickle uses Simply Beautiful's attempt to convince the ref that it was three, to put on the Fujiwara arm-bar. He has him in trouble, but Evan reaches through the middle rope and pulls Simply Beautiful to the ropes. Bickle releases and gets up. He goes over to Evan and smacks him. Evan tags himself in and he steps into a try for the arm. He blocks it and SAMBO SUPLEX ON BICKLE! Bickle rolls to his corner. He tags in Dez. Evan with a Roaring Elbow. Dez is down.
ONE!
TWO!
No luck. Evan looks pissed and throws Dez into his corner. Simply Beautiful holds Dez in place, and Evan sets him up in the corner for DIAMOND DUST. Quick tag to Simply Beautiful who goes up top. NEW YORK NIGHTMARE!! MISSES! Dez rolled out of the way. He covers Simply Beautiful.
ONE!
TWO!
No way. Beautiful kicks out. Dez makes it to his corner. Tag is made. Bickle comes in an applies the Bow and Arrow... wait NO he doesn't. Evan in with the stop. He drops something near Simply Beautiful. Dick Kiebiech makes Evan leave. SB has the object and the camera focuses in to see a steel chain. He wraps his fist and BLASTS BICKLE! The cover and the count... Is stopped by Dez. Simply Beautiful gets up and reverses Dez' Tiger Driver attempt and nails the IMPLANT DDT. He rolls Dez out. Simply Beautiful goes to his corner and sets up for the NEW YORK NIGHTMARE. He nails Bickle. Evan tagged the foot of Simply Beautiful though and is the legal man. He goes for the WHEELBARROW SUPLEX AND THE BOSTON CRAB...IT'S THE CARTWHEEL.
Bickle is fighting off the pain, as Simply Beautiful looks on stunned. He had the pin, but Evan stole the glory. Bickle isn't moving. Dick Kiebiech is giving the veteran, the benefit of the doubt, and waits longer. He asks Bickle to respond and gets this response...
SILENCE!
Dick calls for the bell.
FRANK WARBURTON: Winner of the match by knock out... EVAN CARTWRIGHT AND SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL!!
Evan makes his way to the back and so does Simply Beautiful. Just as Simply Beautiful is about to enter the curtain...
16 POUNDS OF GOLD OFF THE SKULL OF BEAUTIFUL!!!
Lloyd Rees is attacking Simply Beautiful. He clamps on the Conception Bay Chin-lock. SB is out. Security pull Rees off. Rees grabs a Mic.
REES: PURE HONOR CHAMP... DA ONLY REAL CHAMP EH? NEXT WEEK, ME VS YOU... PURE HONOR RULES!! Til then Simply Trash...
Rees throws down the Mic and lays in some boots before security holds him back again.
-GRUDGE MATCH-
Prince Darko vs Brian Bruno
Prince Darko vs Brian Bruno
FRANK WARBURTON: Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for the GRUDGE match! The following contest is scheduled for one fall, with no time limit.
"Dagga" by AkForty plays, and the fans boo loudly as Prince Darko heads to the ring, accompanied by Thomas Young. The two jeer at the crowd, and Darko hops into the ring while Young takes his spot in the manager's corner.
FRANK WARBURTON: Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Thomas Young from Zamunda, weighing in at Two Hundred and Ten pounds, PRIINCEEE DAAARKOOO!
IF YOU WANNA STEP UP! STEP UP! YOU'RE GONNA GET KNOCKED DOWN!
The fans rise to their feet and give a nice-sized pop at hearing Brian Bruno's brand new entrance music, Drowning Pool's "Step Up". He heads down to the ring, fire in his eyes as he stares directly at his opponent, the man he has sworn to destroy along with the rest of The Royal Foundation. He jumps into the ring, over the ropes from the apron, and pounces right on top of Darko! This one is on before Warburton can even introduce Bruno!
Referee Henry Andrews calls for the bell, and Bruno is all over the prince of Zamunda. He picks him up waaaayy over his head and drops him face first to the mat. GORILLA PRESS SLAM! Darko rolls out of the ring and heads over to Young, but Bruno grabs him by the head and yanks him back into the ring! Irish Whip into the corner, here comes Bruno...dodged by Darko! Bruno slams into the turnbuckle, and turns right around into a perfect high flipping dropkick, right in the kisser! Darko gets up quickly and starts delivering some stiff jabs and elbows to the former pro football player, and wraps his arms around his stomach in an attempt at a belly to belly...but he's not strong enough to lift the big man! Bruno with an ear clap! Darko is dizzied by the shot, but manages to connect with a textbook drop toe hold to keep Bruno at bay! Darko off the ropes for an elbow, nobodies home! Bruno picks up Darko, sends him to the ropes, back body drop coming...
Running DDT! Nicely executed, but Bruno pops up! Boot to the gut on a stunned Darko! SIT OUT POWER-BOMB! The ROOF almost came off from the impact! Cover!
ONE!
TWO!
Young slides in! Andrews stops his count, what the hell is he doing? Young is yelling at Bruno, who promptly gets up clotheslines him right out of his boots! Young goes down hard, but leaves a small glistening object in the ring for Darko. Knucks! Why does everyone always use knucks in NAPW? Bruno is yelling at the top of his lungs "TIME TO DIE ROYALS!" and the fans are eating it up! He turns around and gets speared by Darko! Whoa, that was a nice impact! Cover by Darko! ONE! TWO! KICK-OUT! Bruno is a bit slow back to his feet, but manages to land a big hay-maker right on the head of Darko, sending him to the mat. Where Darko then picks up the Knucks! Bruno is calling for his BRUNO BOMBER! He has no idea Darko has knucks!
He picks him up for the Bomber, but gets nailed right between the eyes with the brass knuckles, going down in a heap! Dammit, not like this!
ONE!
TWO!
SHOULDER!!!
The fans go nuts as Darko whips off the knucks and tosses them outside, pissed as all hell. He starts laying into Bruno with boots, but Bruno crawls back up! No quit in Bruno! He's UP! He points at Darko!
"YOOUUUUUU!" goes the crowd!
"NOOOOOOOO!" goes Darko!
BAM GOES BRUNO! Big right sends him to the mat! Darko up again, he flies at Bruno for a cross-body! He's caught! Bruno tosses him like a rag doll, right into Andrews! Woops! But look out from behind, it's Thomas Young with a chair! Bruno ducks and Young connects full power with Darko! Goodnight, sweet prince! Young gets the classic "uh-oh" look on his face, and turns around right into a boot to the gut! But he fires the chair deep into Bruno's belly, sending the big man to his knees, helpless. A might swing from Young!
CRACK! Bruno gets planted, he's down and out! Andrews is stirring, and Young pulls Darko on top of Bruno! No way! Young slides out with the evidence as Andrews counts!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Dammit!
FRANK WARBURTON: Here is your winner, PRIIINNCE DAAARKOOO!
The Royals celebrate in the ring, but not before long the celebration turns into a scramble to get out of the way of an enraged Brian Bruno! Too late! BRUNO BOMBER ON DARKO! SPINE BUSTER ON YOUNG! Young scrambles out, barely able to stand, and pulls Darko out before Bruno can dismantle him! Too late! Bruno drags him away and slaps on El Destructo! Darko is shouting in pain!
Bruno grabs the mike and shouts at Young!
BRUNO: Next week, me and you on TNF! NO ROYALS AT RING SIDE! This war ain't over God dammit! TAKE THE MATCH OR I'll SNAP HIS F**KIN' BACK!
YOUNG: OK OK LET HIM GO! You're on, we're gonna take you out! When I'm done with you there's gonna be nothing left of you, I'm gonna end your career.
With that, Bruno lets Darko go, picks him up, and throws him over the top rope right into the waiting arms of Thomas Young! The two tumble over and stumble up the ramp back to the locker room as the crowd cheers for Brian Bruno!
NEXT WEEK ON TUESDAY NIGHT FIGHTS, ROYAL FOUNDATION BANNED FROM RINGSIDE! "BIG BAD" BRIAN BRUNO VS. THOMAS YOUNG, TO SETTLE THE SCORE!
PART TWO COMING SOON!