ACTION! SEPTEMBER 22, 2006

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SEPTEMBER 22nd:
NAPW FRIDAY NIGHT ACTION!

"BIG BAD" BRIAN BRUNO VS DEVASTATION

"Big Bad" Brian Bruno is already in the ring, testing out the ropes and stretching, when "Fire Water Burn" envelopes the arena. Devastation hits the ring, cocky smirk and special referee, Specs, in tow. Bruno doesn't seem to be much a fan of the situation, but it seems like he's ready to make due as best as he can. Devastation is a few seconds ahead of the bell, taking advantage of his situation by catching Bruno off-guard in a tie-up. Knee to the gut, and off the ropes goes Bruno. Back body drop from Devastation, the ring shook with Bruno's impact. Devastation has him up in a flash and fells him once more with a DDT. The pin that follows only gets a two-count, even though Specs counted fast. Before Bruno can get much in the way of a complaint in, he's kicked in the stomach and sent to the corner. Big clothesline from Devastation follows, then he tosses Bruno into the opposite corner. Another clothesline follows, and now Bruno's dragged to the center of the ring. Rapid Fire short-arm clotheslines from Devastation! He gets one, he gets two... Bruno ducks the third!

Bruno takes quick advantage of catching Devastation off-guard with a huge spine-buster in the center of the ring! He picks Devastation up, and locks the three hundred-pounder in the Baby Back Rack! Devastation's early offense seems to have tired him out, and Bruno's making him pay. Specs isn't paying much mind to whether or not Devastation wants to tap, in fact, he seems a lot more concerned about getting the number of the hot blond in the first row. No matter, thinks Bruno, who unlocks the weary Devastation and bounces him off the ropes. Incredible gorilla press slam follows! The former New York Jet makes the cover on the former NAPW Champion, only gets a two thanks to Specs' slow count. Bruno's got some mean words for Specs there, he seems to be saying something about how he's going to win this match without a shadow of a doubt. Specs would like to see him try... and he does, with a ring-shaking sit-out power-bomb! Another cover, another slow two. Bruno's half-smiling now despite his anger, he knows that he's gotta go big or go home now. He picks up Devastation, throws the big man off the ropes, kicks him in the gut... BRUNO BOMBER, center of the ring! Devastation's head BOUNCED off the mat there, his neck twisted up like an accordion! Bruno glares at Specs for a moment before making a sure cover on Devastation. One... two... two-and-a-half... two-and-three-quarters... three! "Big Bad" Brian Bruno takes the duke against the former NAPW Champ!

-TEAMSTERS FOUR WAY ELIMINATION-
BRUCE RICHARDS VS PRINCE DARKO VS AL THOES VS KRUSTY KID PAUL

All four competitors are in the ring, sizing each other up. Richards is staring a hole right through Prince Darko, who is laughing in return. On the outside, O’Brady is shouting last minute encouragements to Al Thoes. KKP is his usual insane self, bouncing up and down getting ready for the match. “OK, let’s do this!” shouts referee John Sharplin. Richards flies right after Darko and sends him to the outside with a clothesline right over the top rope. He follows the Prince out with a SUICIDE PLANCHA! Richard is up and hammering away on Darko! Back in the ring, KKP gets the jump on Thoes and hits a running big boot the face! Thoes bounces up and slams a forearm into the cheekbone of Paul, then boots him to the gut. DDT! Cover 1, 2, easy kick out! Thoes off the ropes for leg drop. Nobody home! Paul with a knee to the face of Thoes! Back on the outside Darko with a dropkick to Richards! Sharplin is letting them fight it out, he’s not even counting! They finally get back in the ring and it’s Richards with a power slam on KKP! Out of nowhere! Thoes picks up KKP…Haggis Buster! That’s gotta be it! 1, 2, 3! KKP is eliminated!

The three remaining superstars return to their corners, catching some much needed wind. Thoes comes out first and he hits a German suplex on Richards! 1, 2, kick out! Thoes gets up only to be sent crashing to the mat with a Zamunda Driver! 1, 2, SHOULDER UP! Darko off the ropes, looking for the Asai…CAUGHT BY Richards! PUMP HANDLE SUPLEX! Thoes back to his feet again, Flapjack on Richards. Darko rolls out, he looks pissed! He’s getting a chair! The Prince of Zamunda means business! He’s back in the ring, Richards is getting up following the Flapjack…BAM! Steel chair off the SKULL of Richards, Darko is out of here! Sharplin DQ's him, but Darko looks very pleased.

Thoes is ordered back to his corner. Richards gets up slowly and Sharplin resumes the match. It’s all Thoes as the Beast is wounded! Thoes with elbows and right hands to the Tag Team champ, followed with a short arm clothesline! 1, 2, FOOT ON THE ROPE! Thoes follows with a pile-driver! 1, 2, KICK OUT! What an effort by Richards! Thoes is livid and he’s letting Sharplin have it! He takes his time explaining his case. LOOKOUT! Full Nelson slam by Richards! Off the ropes…moonsault! 1, 2, kick out! Here comes trouble folks! Stiff Competition is looking to pick a fight! They’re down at ringside and O’Brady is after them with a bat he had under the ring! Hardway and Flanagan have had a change of heart! They’re running back to the exit with O’Brady in hot pursuit! Back in the ring, a distracted Thoes turns right into the CHART ATTACK! 1, 2, 3! It’s ALL OVER! Bruce Richards has won the Teamsters elimination match by pin-fall!

MR. SLICK & DAVID BANKS VS SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL & THE COOL KID

Mr.Slick and David Banks are arguing over who should start first. Neither man wishes to go. The Cool Kid walks over and CRUSHING right hand to David Banks. Banks won't take it. He retaliates! LEFT! RIGHT! LEFT! RIGHT! Kick to the gut! SNAP SUPLEX! The Cool Kid hits the mat and David Banks is relentless! He mounts atop The Cool Kid and attacks with a flurry of fists. The Cool Kid is poorly blocking the fists and the Ref begins the count. ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIV.. David Banks stops and gets to his feet. The Cool Kid is on all fours and HARD kick to the ribs by David Banks. David grabs hold of Cool
Kids left foot and smiles.. ANKLE LOCK!! Its locked in! David Banks won't let go! The Cool Kid is crawling to his corner! David Banks is pulling him back! The Cool Kid makes it to his feet.. He rolls forward!! David Banks is smart and releases the hold so he isn't sent flying. The Cool Kid tags Simply Beautiful and David makes a hasty retreat to his corner. TAG! Two fresh men are now in the ring.. Slick is staying relatively near his corner.. Simply Beautiful rushes! Clothesline! Ducked! Slick dodges, catches Simply Beautiful from behind! BACKBREAKER! Simply Beautiful is HURTING! Mr.Slick goes for a tag.. David Banks has just jumped off the apron! He's repeatedly saying "no way man" Mr.Slick is furious! He walks back to Simply Beautiful and lays in a few kicks to the back before lifting Simply Beautiful up. Irish Whip by Mr.Slick.. Simply Beautiful off the ropes! SPRINGBOARD ELBOW! CRUSHES MR.SLICKS FACE! Simply Beautiful jumps for the cover! ONE..TWO.. easy kick out! Simply Beautiful is back up and heading for the ropes, he rebounds off, Slick is up! Slick tries for a clothesline! Simply Beautiful ducks! SWING DOCTOR! He hits the Swinging neckbreaker and goes for another pin! ONE!! TWO!! THR.. FOOT ON THE ROPE! Simply Beautiful is outraged! He gets up from the pin and STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! Simply Beautiful gives Mr.Slick a new face! He lifts a dazed Mr.Slick to his feet DOUBLE UNDERHOOK POWERBOMB! PIN! ONE!! TWO!! SHINNING YAKUZA KICK! David Banks breaks the pin and heads back for his corner. Mr.Slick is crawling back to his corner. David banks won't make the tag! Simply Beautiful has tagged in a fresh man and The Cool Kid enters the ring. The Cool Kid tries to sneak attack Mr.Slick who has is back turned.. BACKHAND BY SLICK! The Cool Kid's head bobbles before he collapses to the floor. Mr.Slick smiles to the crowd and DROPS an elbow to The back of The Cool Kids head! Mr.Slick lifts The Cool Kid to his feet and BACKDROP! HE'S NOT FINISHED! He lifts The Cool Kid up and ANOTHER BACKDROP! He rolls The Cool Kid onto his stomach and KNEE TO THE SPINE! AND ANOTHER! AND ONE MORE! He's grabbing both of The Cool Kids wrists.. places his foot on his spine.. MODIFIED SURFBOARD!
The Cool Kid doesn't even have the strength to yell in agony! He's out cold! SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL IS IN THE RING! HE'S RUNNING TOWARD MR.SLICK!

He goes for the Spin Doctor! WAIT DAVID BANKS CATCHES SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL IN THE AIR! Simply Beautiful has been caught in powerbomb position! Its time for some double team! Mr.Slick lets go of the Surfboard, David Banks- POWERBOMB! Mr.Slick - NECKBREAKER! Excellent double team by Mr.Slick and David Banks. Simply Beautiful is out and The Cool Kid is crawling toward his corner. Mr.Slick isn't done! The Cool Kid is seated in his corner trying to catch his breath.. KNEE TO THE FACE BY MR.SLICK! Mr.Slick grabs a handful of The Cool Kids hair and lifts him up. He seats him upon the top rope. SUPERPLEX! The Cool Kid isn't moving! Mr.Slick is up to his knees then goes for a cover.
ONE!!! TWO!!! THRE.. SHOULDER UP!! Mr.Slick is pissed! He Stomps the chest of The Cool Kid a couple times before heading toward David Banks. He's trying to tag him in. David Banks yells "NO! " and slaps away Mr.Slicks hand! Wait the Ref is counting it as a tag! David Banks must get in the ring! David Banks is irate! He's yelling at the Ref. Simply Beautiful is back up and He picks up the limp Cool Kid. He tosses him at his corner, goes to the apron and forces the lifeless body to tag him in. Simply Beautiful enters the ring as the legal man and rolls The Cool Kid onto the apron. BUT WAIT! DAVID BANKS! DAVID BANKS JUST THREW SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL TO THE OUTSIDE! Mr.Slick runs to the down Simply Beautiful! IMPACT DDT OUT OF NOWHERE BY SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL! Simply Beautiful is gaining momentum! He rolls into the ring and David Banks is trying to get out! BUT HE TRIPS! Simply Beautiful laughs and waits for David Banks to get to his knees. DESPERATION LOW BLOW BY DAVID BANKS! THE REF DOESN'T SEE IT! David Banks is up and ascends to the top! Simply Beautiful is slowly getting to his feet. FLYING CROSSBODY BY DAVID BANKS! CAUGHT! DEVASTATING POWERSLAM BY SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL! Mr.Slick is up to the apron! HE HAS A CHAIR! Simply Beautiful runs! SLICK SWINGS! SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL DODGES! BASEBALL SLIDE TO THE KNEES! Slick is kicked off and hits the apron face first. The Cool Kid is alive! He climbs to the top turnbuckle. He's gonna jump onto Slick! WAIT SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL!? HE JUMPS TO THE TOP ROPE IN ONE WONDERFUL LEAP! TOP ROPE ENZIGURI ON HIS PARTBER! The Cool Kid lands neck first and is once again out cold! Simply Beautiful back up! KICK TO THE TEMPLE! David Banks is down! Mr.Slick is up again! He rushes the opposition! IMPACT DDT! Slick is OUT! Simply Beautiful drags David Banks next to Mr.Slick. He climbs to the top! NEW..YORK..NIGHTMARE!!! ONTO BOTH MEN!

ONE!!

TWO!!

THREE!!

Your winners of this match... SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL AND THE COOL KID!!!

-NAPW TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP-
JEFF JAMES (c) VS THE YELLOW CHICKEN

The bell rings, and the Yellow Chicken begins strutting around the ring, arms flapping slowly, head bobbing, never taking his eyes off his opponent, who circles him with grim determination on his face. The Chicken hops left, James moves right with him. The Chicken hops right, James steps right back. The Chicken tries to go in with a head butt, but James steps aside and floors him with a leg drag. Moonsault off the bottom rope and James brings his knees down HARD on the challenger's chest. Jeff James with the early advantage continues his assault, dragging The Yellow Chicken to his feet and whipping him in to the ropes, following up with a flying lariat, and both men are on the mat, winded. Jeff James is up on his feet first, grabs the Yellow Chicken by the hair and slams his head into the mat three times until the referee breaks it up. The Yellow Chicken's wobbly, but up on his feet, and James Irish whips him again, lining up for a drop kick. But The Yellow Chicken ducks it! James lands hard on his back while his opponent rebounds off the ropes, flapping his arms and crowing happily. James gets up angry, and rushes at the Chicken, who grabs him and drops him into a right shoulder-breaker. The Yellow Chicken is down on the mat quickly, and locks in the Fujiwara Arm Bar. Jeff James is straining to get to the ropes, desperately screaming in an effort not to tap out, and Saki gets up on the ropes to cheer his man on. The referee gets up in Saki's face, and James gives up on going for the ropes and goes for The Yellow Chicken's eyes instead! James rolls on the mat, rubbing his right shoulder, but The Chicken scrambles into the corner, rubbing his eyes.

Jeff James, back on his feet, crushes the challenger into the turnbuckle with a jumping Super-kick. The Chicken falls to his knees, and James applies a headlock. The Chicken goes for the easy rope break, but Jeff James holds on until four. The Chicken is shaky but quick to get back to his feet, but Jeff James drops him again with a side effect. The Yellow Chicken doesn't know where he is, but he gets to his feet, and Jeff James is LIVID. He goes for a hard right hand, but somehow The Yellow Chicken blocks it! Jeff James comes right back at him, but it's blocked again. Jeff James spits in his opponent's face, and The Yellow Chicken gives him a hard peck right between the eyes! Jeff James winces but he winds up again, and actually connects with the right...but the Chicken head butts him again! James with another hard right, but The Yellow Chicken grabs it and throws Jeff James down with a deep arm drag! Jeff James is on the mat again, and The Yellow Chicken struts his stuff with pride! He gets up on the middle turnbuckle, flaps his arms, and calls out to the crowd, who clucks along with him: "Buck buck BUCK!" But Jeff James! Sneaking up behind him and throws him down to the mat! The Chicken's grabbing his head in pain, and now it's Jeff James climbing the turnbuckle! Shooting Star Legdrop...MISSES! The Yellow Chicken rolls out of the way! And THEN HE LOCKS ON THE CROSS-FACE CHICKEN WING! Jeff James' right arm has taken a beating throughout this match? The Yellow Chicken's pecking at his opponent's head! Can Jeff James hold on? NO HE CAN NOT!! Jeff James taps out and The Yellow Chicken is the new TV Champ!

-HARDCORE MATCH-
DEXTRO VS NORTH T. GUNDERSON

As “Up With People” comes to an end and North T. Gunderson already in the ring, “My Addiction” by Rehab hits the speakers of the arena as former NAPW Pure Honor Champion, Dextro, walks out from behind the curtain. With a steel chair in one hand and a Stop sign in the other, Dextro hits the ring looking to get this Hardcore Match started with authority.

Dextro slides both the chair and the Stop sign into the ring and follows right behind them. Gunderson is there to meet him with a quick kick to the ribs. The ref calls for the bell and this one is underway. North pulls Dextro to his feet and whips him to the ropes, clothesline attempt ducked by Dextro, rebound back toward North T. Dextro is met by a perfect looking dropkick. Gunderson is in control now, but doesn’t go for any of the weapons that Dextro has brought to the ring. North T. Gunderson is looking to keep this one clean even though it’s hardcore rules. The former Thunder grabs Dextro by the head as he rise to his feet, and quickly drops him back to the mat with a inverted neck-breaker. North pops back to his feet and signs to the crowd that he’s going to end this one. Gunderson hits the top rope, waits for Dextro to get to his feet…FLYING CLOTHESLINE!! LOOK OUT GUNDERSON!! Dextro reacted quickly and nails North with the Stop sign as he comes off the top. This one has turned around pretty quickly. Dextro takes advantage and goes for the pin…ONE!! TWO!! THRE…NO!! Gunderson manages to kick out. Dextro looks up set but doesn’t bother wasting precious time. He grabs the chair and looks to take out North for good. The wined up, he swings, but Gunderson has enough in him to roll out of the way. Dextro swings again, another dodge by North T.. Dextro now has Gunderson pinned in the corner, quick side step by the former Thunder, Dextro nails the turnbuckle, North now behind Dextro, vicious release belly-to-back suplex cripples the former NAPW Pure Honor Champion. Seeing that he is not going to have any other choice, North T. Gunderson decides it’s time to get hardcore.

Dextro being pulled to his feet by the hair…IMPALER DDT ON THE STOP SIGN!! Gunderson is going for the cover! He slides outside the ring and sets up a table. Cheers ring out from the fans. North slides back into the ring. What does North T. have in mind for Dextro. Pulling Dextro to the ropes, Mr. Gunderson looking to set Dextro up for a vertical suplex over the ropes and through the table, but Dextro reverses it, vertical of his own, reversed again by North as he lands on his feet behind Dextro. Gunderson looks for the roll up, but Dex holds the ropes. North rushes Dextro after getting to his feet, DEXPLEX over the top rope and through the table! HOLY S**T!! HOLY S**T!! HOLY S**T!! NAPW!! NAPW!! NAPW!! The crowd is going crazy! Looks like this one is over for North T. Gunderson…

WAIT A SECOND!! Looks who’s heading toward the ring. It’s former three time NAPW Provincial Champion, “Perfection” Evan Cartwright. Dex prepares for a fight, but it’s not Dextro that Cartwright is after, it’s Gunderson. Vicious attack by Evan on North, who’s absolutely helpless, but wait there’s more commotion from backstage Wayne Wright and The Celtic Assassins are on there way and there looking to help North. Cartwright meets them and the ramp and is now joined by Dextro. Look more help! Stiff Competition begins to clash with Thoes and Brady. More NAPW superstars on their way to get involved with the action, Yellow Chicken followed by James and Darko. The action is back in the ring now, and it looks like Evan and crew are taking advantage, but that’s about to change, here comes “The Beast” and he’s f**king pissed after that chair shot by Darko earlier tonight. Chart Attack on Darko! People are fighting everywhere. This is crazy! THIS IS THE NAPW!! WE'RE OUT OF TIME!

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