TUESDAY. NIGHT. FIGHTS. 9-19-06 PART UNO

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SEPTEMBER 19TH'S
NAPW TUESDAY NIGHT FIGHTS

THE LONG AWAITED TRAILER

Josh Reynolds is backstage with Leland Conrad.

JOSH REYNOLDS: So Leland, this is the moment we've all been waiting for. What can we expect?

LELAND CONRAD: Well Josh, I just got the tape delivered to me this afternoon. Let me tell you, this will catapult the Assassins into the mainstream! I mean, sure, The Rock's movie may have debuted at number one this weekend, but the Celtic Assassins' film will leave "Gridiron Gang" in the dust!

JOSH REYNOLDS: Well, here it is ladies and gentlemen!

Screen goes to black.

The logo for "Sony Pictures Classics" Comes on screen. Cut to a shot of cliffs over a raging sea. A man and woman stand at the edge, looking at the horizon.

VOICE OVER: In a life filled with heartache and distrust, sometimes you have to find a refuge.

WOMAN: I could stand here with you forever.

MAN: Don't talk, just let the silence envelop us!

Cut to a lush garden, where the man and woman are enjoying a picnic.

VOICE OVER: Two people in love have managed to find that refuge, but little do they know what awaits them...

MAN: I love you.

WOMAN: I'm dying!

Man's face fills with tears. Bobby O'Brady, in a butler's outfit, walks over.

BOBBY O'BRADY: More tea sir?

MAN: Tea? My wife just told me she's dying! Get out! You're fired!

BOBBY O'BRADY: Yes sir.

O'Brady leaves.

Cut to man and woman in a limousine. Al Thoes is the driver.

VOICE OVER: They thought they could shut out the material world, but they couldn't shut out the hands of time!

MAN: Don't worry my love, we'll get you to the hospital, and everything will be fine!

WOMAN: No it won't. But I'll have this time with you to cherish forever...

Al THOES: Runnin' low on gas sir. Just need to make a stop here.

VOICE OVER: This fall, Sony Pictures Classics presents a love story for all time. "The Quiet Retreat". From famed director Kurt Von Heckenliable. In theaters everywhere October 18th.


Cut back to JOSH REYNOLDS and LELAND CONRAD.

JOSH REYNOLDS: So, you really think wrestling fans will flock to a movie like this?

LELAND CONRAD: I think it's foolish to underestimate the intelligence of the wrestling fan. Sure, there are no explosions. No nudity. But there is a story. One that any person can relate to. Not just a wrestling fan. I think you'll be quite surprised at the reaction this movie gets.

CONRAD walks off. AL THOES and BOBBY O'BRADY enter the frame.

AL THOES: We did try and tell him. We only did this movie to avoid a lawsuit.

JOSH REYNOLDS: Did he even watch...

AL and BOBBY shake their heads. "No"

BOBBY O'BRADY: He's enthusiastic, we'll give him that.

JOSH REYNOLDS: But when it comes to wrestling...

AL THOES: That's our job. And we're always ready to take care of that. Come on Bobby, we got a match to win.

AL and BOBBY walk off, leaving a fairly confused JOSH REYNOLDS behind.

JOSH REYNOLDS: And be sure to catch "The Quiet Retreat" if it hits a theater this fall! ... I mean, come on, will any theater pick that up? ... We're still on?

THE YELLOW CHICKEN VERSUS DEXTRO

Yellow Chicken is walking all over the ring, squawking and strutting around like a madman. Dextro decides, for whatever reason, that now is a good time to… pet him? BAM! Head-butt to Dextro. DDT to the former Pure Honor champion, who bounces up and lands a MONSTER CLOTHESLINE! Elbow drop to follow, and now both competitors are up on their feet. Fisherman Suplex! One, Two, easy kick-out. Dextro now goes for a right hand, but it’s ducked and The Yellow Chicken connects with a perfect Shoulder Breaker. Dextro is in pain, but he’s not going down without a fight! He’s on his feet and drives a knee into The Yellow Chicken’s gut…

DEXPLEX! Dextro gets up and flaunts to the crowd…The Yellow Chicken IS UP BEHIND HIM! “CLUCK CLUCK!” THIS GUY IS WACKED! BOOM BOOM BOOM, rights and lefts connect and The Chicken, formerly known as Carter Owens, Irish whips Dex into the corner! COCK OF THE WALK! Now the shoulder is really hurting, especially after a running knee to the shoulder and painful arm-drag! The Yellow Chicken is looking for the kill! He locks in his Cross-face Chicken wing, which is kind of funny when you consider that a guy who thinks he’s actually a chicken uses a move with that name as his finish, but back to action. Dextro can’t reach the ropes! The Yellow Chicken is pecking the HELL out of Dex, yelling for him to tap! NO WAY IN HELL DEX TAPS…but he didn’t have to! Dextro is out cold, from the head-butts and the ref calls for the bell! The Yellow Chicken WINS BY TKO!

The Yellow Chicken celebrates UNTIL Jeff James comes down and sneaks in the ring. TV TITLE: MEET CHICKEN'S SKULL!!

Jeff James smirks and walks out. The Yellow Chicken gets to his feet, and the crowd gives him an awesome ovation. Those two will fight on Action! for the TV title.

S.A.D VERSUS THE CELTIC ASSASSINS

Sexy Adorable Drunks! Celtic Assassins! Superstar Rules! The teams stare off and Dick Kiebiech calls for the bell. Tommy rushes Al and Paul nails Bobby. Lefts and rights are being exchanged, it's a pier six brawl from the get go. Tommy and Al stay in the ring. Bobby gets the advantage and clotheslines Kid Paul over the top rope. He follows to the outside. KKP grabs a nearby fans soda and throws into the eyes of Bobby O'Brady. O'Brady is temporarily blinded. Back inside the ring Deathrow body-slams Al Thoes. He turns Al over and drops a leg-drop to the back of Al's neck. The cover: One... Two.. not even a close. The strong Thoes is out at two. KKP tries to DDT Bobby on the floor, but it's reversed into a Northern Light Suplex. He picks up the hurting Paul and applies a HEADLOCK!! The crowd is going crazy. He is squeezing the life out of poor KKP. Tommy sees what is going on and hurls himself to the outside with a suicide dive. All three men are down. Al Thoes is up looks around and heads to the opposite side of the ring. He grabs a steel chair and returns to the ring. KKP is the first man up and he goes into the ring. Al attempts a major chair shot but KKP ducks it and lands a Big Boot into the chair knocking it into the face of Al. The Superstar is on the outside of the ring and is trying to pick up Bobby. Bobby gets up, knocks Tommy back with a good right hand and Tommy is in the first row of ringside.

Bobby and Tommy brawl through the crowd. Al is in the ring getting setup for the CRACK ROCK STEADY. He is tied in the ropes and KKP applies the arm-breaker and Al is in pain. These two men will battle again in three days on Action!, part of the Teamsters four-way. Paul releases the hold and begins to lay the boots into Al Thoes. Tommy and Bobby have made it to the concession stand. Tommy grabs a mustard bottle and squirts it into the eyes of Bobby. Once again Bobby is blinded. In the ring Al Thoes finally drops to the mat. KKP with the cover. One... Two... Foot on the ropes! KKP can't believe it. He picks up Al and sets him up for The Bottle Opener. He gets blocked and Al grabs the wrists of KKP. He separates the hands and drives his ass into the midsection of Paul. Al turns around and hits a devastating Power Clothesline. Back outside the ring Tommy is getting nailed with a trash bag full of popcorn, and the kernels are flying. Bobby is covered with mustard. Tommy has popcorn on him. It's pandemonium. Don't forget to watch "Quiet Retreat" when it hits your neighbor's trash can after going straight to DVD. Back to action in the ring. Al Thoes is grabbing a table from outside the ring. Tommy clotheslines Bobby in the concessions and it's time for TNT! TOTAL NONSTOP TOMMY! Al sets up the table inside the ring. He then picks up KKP, and power-slams him. He covers One... Two... KKP gets a shoulder up. Tommy is finished with Bobby and is coming back to ringside. Al Thoes has a power chin-lock on Paul. Tommy gets in the ring and damn near separates Al's head from his body, with a strong kick. Bobby is up and weary, he is making his way toward the ring. In the ring: Tommy applies the Sweaty Ball Claw on Thoes... Or does he? Al yells out "I'm wearing a cup" and then blasts Tommy in the head with a punch. He follows it with boot to the stomach. He picks Tommy up for a Power-bomb, but Tommy rakes Al's eyes in mid air and Al falls back-wards. Tommy stays on Al. One... Two... Bobby in for the save. KKP grabs the chair and blasts Bobby in the back. He takes him to the corner and lays in some boots. Tommy puts Al on the table. He goes and gets a chair from ringside. He climbs the top rope. He flies New Jack style nailing Al in the head with the chair, crashing him through the table. The crowd goes crazy. Tommy isn't moving. The replay shows the chair bouncing back off the mat and hitting Deathrow in the head. He is out cold. Paul goes over to check on Tommy. He can't wake him up. Bobby O'Brady from behind with a school boy on KKP. One... Two... THREE!!

The Celtic Assassins have won. Bobby celebrates. Paul grabs the chair and is going to plant Bobby with it. He is being a sore loser. WAIT FROM THE CROWD. It's Rod Hardway of Stiff Competition. He grabs the chair from KKP. Paul looks pissed. Then Rod puts his three hundred pound body into one big swing of the chair. He knocks the hell out of: BOBBY O'BRADY! Dutch Flanagan from the back. He sits on the top rope and Rod feeds him the near dead Bobby. DURTY WAY BOMB! They spit on Bobby and pick Al. DURTY WAY BOMB ON AL THOES. They spit on him as well and the crowd is booing the hell out of Stiff Competition.

LEATHER STRAP MATCH
MARK "THE MOOSE" MILLAR VERSUS KIDD

Mark Millar and Patrick Kidd stand a few feet apart as the ref, John Sharplin holds the 10 foot long leather strap in his hand and attach's one end to The Moose’s wrist. As soon as it is attached Mark pulls the strap away from Sharplin and tries to whip Kidd with it, but Kidd slides out of the ring, and Sharplin yells at Millar telling him if he doesn’t cooperate and let him attach Kidd’s wrist to the strap the match won't happen. Millar hands the strap back to Sharplin. Kidd slides into the ring and lets him attach the strap to his wrist. As soon as Kidd is attached Millar yanks the strap forward and Kidd almost levels Sharplin, but is able to swing out of the way, but Millar pulls him in by yanking on the strap again and then levels him with a clothesline. Kidd hits the mat and The Moose immediately starts whipping him with the strap. Kidd rolls out of the way before Millar can whip him again and rolls behind The Moose using the strap to trip him. Kidd attempts to whip Millar, but Millar moves out of the way and rolls up his feet and tries to run away forgetting he’s attached to the strap and Kidd yanks him back. Kidd hits him with a standing dropkick. Kidd quickly grabs Millar’s leg and tries to hog tie him, but The Moose kicks him in the shin and takes him down with a drop toe hold and then hops on his back and starts choking Kidd with the strap.

Kidd tries to get his fingers underneath the strap but to no avail. Kidd then reaches out for the ropes and realizes that the thought is useless since the standard rules are not in effect. Kidd then does the next best thing and reaches back and gives The Moose an old fashioned thumb to the eye. Millar lets go of the strap and grabs his eye and Kidd immediately rolls over unwrapping the strap from his neck and sends both feet into Millar’s groin sending him flying back to the mat holding his crotch. Kidd then takes the strap and starts whipping Millar in the legs and knees with the theory if his legs swell up he can’t walk and if he can’t walk he’s easy pickings. Kidd pulls the strap hand over hand bringing the Moose to him and then pulling him up by his hair and setting him up for a pile-driver, but Millar over powers him and sends him over his shoulders with a back body drop, but Millar didn’t realize that Kidd had pulled in the strap, so when he flipped Kidd over his back, Kidd pulled on the strap sending him to the mat as well. Moose then smiled as he got to his feet and pulled the strap and whipped Kidd across the back repeatedly until he started to bleed. Moose then pulled Kidd in close in a belly to belly suplex position and drops him neck first across the ropes and slams him into the mat with the Stun Gun, the same move he used to defeat Kidd in their last match. Millar quickly goes for a pin.

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Kick out

The Moose is shocked and Kidd is pissed. He springs up to his feet holding his neck for a moment then as Moose gets to his feet. Kidd punches him right in the chest and then hits him with a spinning back breaker. Kidd looks at the fallen Moose and drags him by the strap over to the corner then climbs the turnbuckles as the fans cheer, but the cheers turn to boos as Moose stumbles to his feet and charges the ropes sending Kidd crashing to the outside. Millar reaches through the ropes and wraps the strap around Kidd’s neck and then tries to pull him back into the ring. Kidd claws at the strap as it is choking the life out of him, then he goes limp. Moose grabs Kidd by the hair to pull him into the ring, but when Kidd is pulled up to the apron Millar realizes Kidd was trying to play possum as well so he wouldn’t get choked out. Kidd swings Moose, but ducks the shot and yanks on the leather strap sending Kidd tumbling into the ring. Moose drops an elbow on Kidd then grabs the strap and goes to whip Kidd across the face with it. Wait! Kidd blocks it grabbing the strap and pulling The Moose close, then monkey flipping him. Kidd then gets to his feet and hits Millar with a swinging neck-breaker out of desperation. Both men lay on the mat trying to catch their breath. The Moose gets to his feet first and pulls Kidd into another belly to belly in an attempt to go for another stun gun, but Kidd smashes him in the face with a head-butt and then points to the sky signaling for Tony’s specialized version of the Stun Gun known as the Childe’s Play. Kidd lifts Moose up for a vertical suplex but drops him forward bouncing his feet off the ropes and spinning him around slamming him to the mat, and hooking the leg for the pin.

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Your Winner, the Outlaw Patrick Kidd.

Kidd gets to his feet as Sharplin unhooks the leather strap from Mark Millar. Kidd motions for a mic, as the ref unhooks Kidd from the strap. He keeps the strap.

KIDD: Funny thing is I came here to get away from all the violence and to get back to the wrestling. To see fans who enjoyed the sport for what it once was and I have spent the past few weeks showing people like Moose boy how hardcore I am... Well not next week.

Kidd throws the leather strap out into the crowd for a lucky fan to have a souvenir.

KIDD: Last week I wrestled Tommy Deathrow under his rules, and showed him that I could not only survive, I could beat him at his own game. Now next week we will see if Mr. Deathrow can survive outside of his element in a Pure Honor match. See you next week Tommy, be prepared.

PART DOS COMING SOON!!!