Post by Ravager on Jan 7, 2006 16:07:49 GMT -5
"I will defeat al thoes who mean to do evil."
These words appear in black letters on a white screen. We cut to a gymnasium, where a young, red headed rookie is bench pressing a great deal of weight. He finishes his reps, then sits up to talk to the camera. He has a thick, Scottish Accent.
Hello NAPW fans. Al Thoes here. The Scottish Wrecking Machine. Now I hear Sakura talking trash. How he'll defeat me. But that will never happen laddie. You see, I didn't come to the NAPW alone. I found the greatest tag partner a man could ever have!
"The Irish Adonis" Bobby O'Brady enters the frame.
O'Brady: That's right. The Irish Adonis and The Scottish Wrecking Machine. Together, we are THE CELTIC ASSASSINS! And we will take on all competitors!
Thoes: We will show the NAPW what real wrestling is all about! We will rise to the top, taking on anyone and everyone. And Ravager, if you think you'll ever assault my partner again...
O'Brady: Um Al, maybe we should stick to...
Thoes: No Bobby. It's time that bully was shown what's for!
O'Brady: He's behind you.
Thoes turns around. Ravager was doing crunches, but he has stopped to listen to the rookies trash talk.
Ravager: Don't let me stop you. Go on.
Thoes: I'm surprised to see you here. Shouldn't you be looking for helpers for your match? Oh wait, they scrapped that because you couldn't get anyone. Maybe if you changed your attitude a wee bit, you'd find some friends to help ya out.
Ravager: (ice cold) Yes. Maybe that would help.
Thoes: And now poor Ravager has to actually wrestle! Do you know any moves aside from a Greco Roman Staple Gun Attack? Or perhaps an Olympic style kick to the groin?
Ravager: So what kind of moves do you do in the ring?
Thoes: Power slam. Power bomb. Powersuplex. Chin locks.
Ravager: Chin Locks?
Thoes: Power chin locks.
Ravager: Of course.
O'Brady: (tugging on Thoes' arm) Don't do this...
Ravager: (to O'Brady) And I thought you never learned anything.
Thoes: You can't intimidate me you stinkin' bastard! This Monday when Minstrel outclasses you, I'll be backstage, ready to laugh in your stinkin' face.
Ravager smirks humorlessly.
Ravager: Everybody is so worried that I have to wrestle. Yet they seem to forget the damage that can be inflicted by the simplest of moves. I mean, they say that not being able to throw a punch will cost me the match!
Thoes: Well, won't it?
Ravager: Have you ever seen a open handed palm strike? I mean, ever see it properly done?
Thoes: Well...
Before Thoes can respond, Ravager has delivered a Palm strike to Thoes temple. Thoes staggers, then is hit with another strike, right to the mouth. Thoes is bleeding form the temple, and his lip is split wide open.
Ravager: See? A crimson mask, and I didn't do anything that would even get me a warning. And don't get me started on submission holds.
Ravager grabs Thoes arm and bends it. Hard. Thoes screams. O'Brady steps in to help. He tries a punch, but Ravager ducks, slips behind and slaps a dragon suplex on O'Brady. O'Brady is out, but Ravager yells and grabs his bad arm, which seems to have been re injured. Thoes takes the opportunity to throw a wild clothesline, but Ravager has the presence of mind to elbow Thoes upside the head, then slap on a DDT. Unfortunately, Ravager instinctively uses the bad arm. Ravager again is yelling in pain. He starts to stomp away at both men, until some of the other wrestlers manage to reason with him enough to get him to leave.
Is this the end of The Celtic Assassins? Keep watch of NAPW.ca for updates!!!
Oh yeah, and check out Monday Night Fights to see Ravager face Minstrel. The Pure wrestling Re-Match!
These words appear in black letters on a white screen. We cut to a gymnasium, where a young, red headed rookie is bench pressing a great deal of weight. He finishes his reps, then sits up to talk to the camera. He has a thick, Scottish Accent.
Hello NAPW fans. Al Thoes here. The Scottish Wrecking Machine. Now I hear Sakura talking trash. How he'll defeat me. But that will never happen laddie. You see, I didn't come to the NAPW alone. I found the greatest tag partner a man could ever have!
"The Irish Adonis" Bobby O'Brady enters the frame.
O'Brady: That's right. The Irish Adonis and The Scottish Wrecking Machine. Together, we are THE CELTIC ASSASSINS! And we will take on all competitors!
Thoes: We will show the NAPW what real wrestling is all about! We will rise to the top, taking on anyone and everyone. And Ravager, if you think you'll ever assault my partner again...
O'Brady: Um Al, maybe we should stick to...
Thoes: No Bobby. It's time that bully was shown what's for!
O'Brady: He's behind you.
Thoes turns around. Ravager was doing crunches, but he has stopped to listen to the rookies trash talk.
Ravager: Don't let me stop you. Go on.
Thoes: I'm surprised to see you here. Shouldn't you be looking for helpers for your match? Oh wait, they scrapped that because you couldn't get anyone. Maybe if you changed your attitude a wee bit, you'd find some friends to help ya out.
Ravager: (ice cold) Yes. Maybe that would help.
Thoes: And now poor Ravager has to actually wrestle! Do you know any moves aside from a Greco Roman Staple Gun Attack? Or perhaps an Olympic style kick to the groin?
Ravager: So what kind of moves do you do in the ring?
Thoes: Power slam. Power bomb. Powersuplex. Chin locks.
Ravager: Chin Locks?
Thoes: Power chin locks.
Ravager: Of course.
O'Brady: (tugging on Thoes' arm) Don't do this...
Ravager: (to O'Brady) And I thought you never learned anything.
Thoes: You can't intimidate me you stinkin' bastard! This Monday when Minstrel outclasses you, I'll be backstage, ready to laugh in your stinkin' face.
Ravager smirks humorlessly.
Ravager: Everybody is so worried that I have to wrestle. Yet they seem to forget the damage that can be inflicted by the simplest of moves. I mean, they say that not being able to throw a punch will cost me the match!
Thoes: Well, won't it?
Ravager: Have you ever seen a open handed palm strike? I mean, ever see it properly done?
Thoes: Well...
Before Thoes can respond, Ravager has delivered a Palm strike to Thoes temple. Thoes staggers, then is hit with another strike, right to the mouth. Thoes is bleeding form the temple, and his lip is split wide open.
Ravager: See? A crimson mask, and I didn't do anything that would even get me a warning. And don't get me started on submission holds.
Ravager grabs Thoes arm and bends it. Hard. Thoes screams. O'Brady steps in to help. He tries a punch, but Ravager ducks, slips behind and slaps a dragon suplex on O'Brady. O'Brady is out, but Ravager yells and grabs his bad arm, which seems to have been re injured. Thoes takes the opportunity to throw a wild clothesline, but Ravager has the presence of mind to elbow Thoes upside the head, then slap on a DDT. Unfortunately, Ravager instinctively uses the bad arm. Ravager again is yelling in pain. He starts to stomp away at both men, until some of the other wrestlers manage to reason with him enough to get him to leave.
Is this the end of The Celtic Assassins? Keep watch of NAPW.ca for updates!!!
Oh yeah, and check out Monday Night Fights to see Ravager face Minstrel. The Pure wrestling Re-Match!