Ca$h
Indie Wrestler
You have died of dysentery.
Posts: 128
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Post by Ca$h on May 23, 2007 23:25:07 GMT -5
I saw a name over at Roughkut, on the birthdays list, and I thought we could all wish him a happy birthday.
Happy 26th birthday to the one and only...
JON TEES!
;D
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Post by Scott [NAPW Staff] on May 23, 2007 23:26:07 GMT -5
Why do you hate Freedom, Ca$h?
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Ca$h
Indie Wrestler
You have died of dysentery.
Posts: 128
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Post by Ca$h on May 23, 2007 23:27:13 GMT -5
Why do you hate Freedom, Ca$h? I have no idea why, but that made me laugh harder than I have in a long time. |
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Post by Bruce "The Beast" Richards on May 23, 2007 23:27:44 GMT -5
Every time John Tees is brought up on this board, an angel shoots a puppy. Every. TIME.
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AWX Wrestling
Indie Wrestler
Indie Tag Stable
Awesome Wrestling eXplosion
Posts: 38
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Post by AWX Wrestling on May 23, 2007 23:43:11 GMT -5
Jon Tees wrote the only D! and Ravager fanfic on the web, so it feels like my birthday.
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Post by Link Van Haggard on May 24, 2007 2:30:39 GMT -5
Are there nacho's involved?
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Stone Zellor
Indie Wrestler
DY-NA-MITE!
I got skills
Posts: 263
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Post by Stone Zellor on May 24, 2007 2:52:25 GMT -5
Jon Tees wrote the only D! and Ravager fanfic on the web, so it feels like my birthday. Can we read that or is it just plain unsuitable, what with his addiction to you guys and all? |
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Indie Wrestler
Indie Tag Stable
Awesome Wrestling eXplosion
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Post by AWX Wrestling on May 24, 2007 9:25:43 GMT -5
I tried Googling it up for a link, but I couldn't find it. Maybe Allan has it bookmarked.
Also: it is TERRIBLE.
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Post by Stylin' Kyle Roberts [REBEL] on May 24, 2007 12:13:58 GMT -5
In a nutshell, I found it when I came upon an archive of his roleplays that he linked to last October. This would have been after his stint and successive bans. I made sure Diego saw it, and since Ravager was involved, I'm pretty sure I sent it to Allan too.
After NAPW, the Renegade Rick Tees changed his name (as he did every second promo here) to Rick Deathrow. I was like, "What? Oh, god! Tylor will get a kick out of this!" I think that's why I was first drawn to this train wreck.
Rick Deathrow was shot in the head, execution-style. His assassin? Ravager, of course. And his hitman buddy D! was along for the ride. They had been sent by the evil Ryan Ro, chairman of NAPW, to make sure that Tees/Deathrow/Tees Jr/Tees was killed. Why, asked D! Because he knew too much, said Ravager.
I was agog. Not only was Ryan turned into a megalomaniacal fed owner, even though he was never an e-fed character, but D! and Ravager were working together to assassinate a common enemy to good roleplayers everywhere? Wow.
The ghost of Jon-Rick Teesrow Jr. Sr. travelled to Boss Jon Tees and explained his situation. How he was killed, please avenge his death by fighting the match Rick was scheduled to be in, and now couldn't make, because of his non-corporealness. Jon Tees agreed and went to fight for the honour of a man who's main purpose in life was to be impersonated badly by impostors.
Trainwreck. I couldn't stop laughing.
Nowadays, I can't find it. It was part of some geocities archive or something when he was pimping some new e-fed he took over.
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Post by Stylin' Kyle Roberts [REBEL] on May 24, 2007 13:28:52 GMT -5
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AWX Wrestling
Indie Wrestler
Indie Tag Stable
Awesome Wrestling eXplosion
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Post by AWX Wrestling on May 24, 2007 13:31:43 GMT -5
IT BURRRRRRRRRRNS
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Post by Bruce "The Beast" Richards on May 24, 2007 14:09:16 GMT -5
Man, that's some great, GREAT stuff. Seriously. Great.
Also: I was bored so I actually browsed around the forum. It is all Jon Tees, all the time, making posts and nobody replying to them. Beautiful.
(Totally worth the angel felicide.)
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Ravager
Indie Wrestler
The Shooter
0% Avatar, 100% Ass Kicker. The White Collar Assassin Is On The Path Of Annihilation
Posts: 511
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Post by Ravager on May 24, 2007 14:18:26 GMT -5
When I first saw Tees' site, he had a character named "Sick" Billy Rick. His moves?
The Garrote, The Silencer, and Business is Business. He has since changed the move names, but the moves are the same (copied verbatim from Ravager's profile). Also, his manager's music was "Path", by Apocalyptica (also changed since I last checked). So basically he took Ravager and Kryenik and mashed them together into an unholy spawn of his bidding. Or Ian and I stole ideas he had years ago. Depends on who you believe. ;D
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Post by Simply Beautiful on May 24, 2007 18:28:43 GMT -5
That man loves his commas.
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Post by Thomas Young on May 24, 2007 21:05:57 GMT -5
...Rofl.
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