Post by North T. Gunderson on Apr 14, 2007 15:13:28 GMT -5
OK, now that I have you reading this, I have a great oportunity for some of you!
But first, an unsolicited plug: Check out first first Radio Drama production on my Website Androids & You by Bill Stuart on my website members.shaw.ca/ratten my second show, Testing Edon by Robert J Santa is scheduled for release later this month.
Now for the reason I've called you all here: Broken Sea Productions just put out an open casting call for a Radio Dramedy called Body Slam Alley! It a takeoff on the wrestling industry, and I thought I'd pass it on to all 'yall. So if you think you're interested, and can record your voice on a computer (which is pretty easy) check it out!
AUDITIONS DUE APRIL 27!
David Chapman
North T Gunderson, still MIA
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Broken Sea Presents:
"Body Slam Alley"
Written by Amanda Fitzwater and Damaris Mannering
Synopsis: A riff on the wrestling industry. Dramedy with a mix of smart
and out-there jokes, and plenty of stereotype busters.
Auditions need to be in 192kbs 44100mhz STEREO wav or MP3.
Please record each line separately, and label files:
Yourname_Roleline1_bsa
Please submit your audition files to amanda@brokensea.com
<mailto:amanda@brokensea.com>
Samantha "Sam Jones: 20s-early 30s. Female reporter and star of BSA
`behind the scenes TV'. The closest thing there is to a
Narrator in the hectic soap opera glimpses into the `Real' world
of wrestling. Hard-nosed, but kind on the inside. This is a very big
part, so be prepared to work!
Line 1: Is it on? Ok. <beat> Welcome back wrestling fans to Body Slam
Alley 24 Hour TV. I'm your host, Samantha Jones, and I'm
broadcasting live to you from the Gorilla Position backstage. Now, this
is a place you don't see very often. Named in tribute to the late,
great Gorilla Monsoon, the Gorilla Position is the final checkpoint, the
leaping off point if you will, for the wrestlers before they head out to
face the adoration of the masses
Line 2: Why is it always GUYS who are commentators? I could whip their
pants in a verbal debate any day. <muttering> I wouldn't be getting
my tits out to make a point…
Line 3: Welcome Ladies and Gentleman to professional wrestling's
latest innovation! Welcome to Body Slam Alley 24hr TV!!
Jobber: Male, no name. Worn down, cynical, but a heart of gold. Gets a
new bad gimmick every week, has heaps of potential which is why he keeps
being scheduled to fight, but suffers amazing stage fright.
Line 1: <sighs> The suffering I do for my art.
Line 2: Everyone is…staring at me <whimpers>.
Line 3: <various blubbering, whimpering, meeping and screaming>
Tank Zor: Male, so hetro it hurts. Backstage staunch, manly and
aggressive. On stage, ferocious womanizer.
Line 1: But your company assured me it would be delivered today – I
need it for tonight! We go on air in a few hours and I must have my
Sheen!
Line 2: <mouth noise, "clicking and winking"> Spotcha later,
little lady. You and your cutey pie little ass.
Line 3: Grrrr! Argh! I rip the heads off chickens with my TEETH!
<suggestive> Then I use the feathers to pleasure the laadieees.
Flaming Raige: Male, Closet Gay. Backstage intensely private, worried
that his orientation will damage his following. Onstage, hardcore,
staunch, takes it like a man.
Line 1: <voice sweet and needy>You think? They don't make my ass
look too big? Well, like the saying goes…black IS the slimming
colour.
Line 2: <stage character voice> Get your hands off that chicken! Freedom
for all poultry from cage farming! Free range eggs for all!
Darkman: Male. The enigmatic phenom. He grunts. Stays in character at
all times.
Line 1: <satisfied> Unnnh. <beat, questioning> Unnnnhnnh?
Line 2: <rumbling, scary> Unnnnnnh!
Line 3: <a vocal shrug> Unnnnnh.
Bobby Divine: Male, heel (bad guy) commentator. Think Jesse Ventura
crossed with Bobby Heenan with a splash of JBL.
Line 1: Tonight's main event is gonna be a real hoober stanker! The
metal-plated man from Michigan will be taking on his environmentally
friendly dinner!
Line 2: Lord luvva duck. It's a sleeper hold, you effluent idiot!
Jimmy S. Marks: Male, face (good guy) commentator. Exciteable,
knowledgeable, tells it like it is. A knowledge of spanish pronunciation
would be a help.
Line 1: <loud and grand and drawn out> Punetazo!!!
Line 2: Zor's dragging him to his feet. His arms have encapsulated
Chicken Man's head in a pressurized grasp, draining the life giving
nutrients from the capon's cranium!
Line 3: I HAVE…<bang> word a DAY <bang> toilet paper! <bang>
"Brother" Johnny Monk: Male. Absolutely clueless booker. Chuck Dusty
Rhodes and Brother Love together.
Line 1: Greeeetings Sister Majors! I am here to lay my brilliance upon
thee!
Line 2: The name is Brother Johnny Monk, and indeed I do have the fruits
of my sweat in mine hands.
Joe NoName: Male. Pronounced "NawNahmee"…but you know, everyone
deliberately gets it wrong, while he makes a point of correcting them.
The hapless ring announcer, male. Occasionally subs in for Sam as a
roving reporter for BSA 24 hour TV.
Line: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your main event of the night!
It's round two of the tournament to find the next! Heavyeight!
Championship! Number! One! Contenderrrrrrr!
Announcer: Generic male wrestling announcer voice over.
Line: Crunch Rip Action Productions presents! Body! Slam! Alley! Where
the action is hot! The girls are hotter! And nobody gives a damn that
just 2 months ago your best friend was your worst enemy!
Delivery Guy: Male. A small, ongoing part.
Line: Sorry buddy, don't know what to tell you. Twelve yards of
lycra in assorted shades, 24 tubes of glitter, 6 wireless headsets, 10
pounds of Gerbil food and 12 bottles of baby oil… That's all
I've got.
I really look forward to what you can do. Have FUN with these auditions.
There will be further parts available as the series continues.
Cheers!
Amanda
But first, an unsolicited plug: Check out first first Radio Drama production on my Website Androids & You by Bill Stuart on my website members.shaw.ca/ratten my second show, Testing Edon by Robert J Santa is scheduled for release later this month.
Now for the reason I've called you all here: Broken Sea Productions just put out an open casting call for a Radio Dramedy called Body Slam Alley! It a takeoff on the wrestling industry, and I thought I'd pass it on to all 'yall. So if you think you're interested, and can record your voice on a computer (which is pretty easy) check it out!
AUDITIONS DUE APRIL 27!
David Chapman
North T Gunderson, still MIA
------------------
Broken Sea Presents:
"Body Slam Alley"
Written by Amanda Fitzwater and Damaris Mannering
Synopsis: A riff on the wrestling industry. Dramedy with a mix of smart
and out-there jokes, and plenty of stereotype busters.
Auditions need to be in 192kbs 44100mhz STEREO wav or MP3.
Please record each line separately, and label files:
Yourname_Roleline1_bsa
Please submit your audition files to amanda@brokensea.com
<mailto:amanda@brokensea.com>
Samantha "Sam Jones: 20s-early 30s. Female reporter and star of BSA
`behind the scenes TV'. The closest thing there is to a
Narrator in the hectic soap opera glimpses into the `Real' world
of wrestling. Hard-nosed, but kind on the inside. This is a very big
part, so be prepared to work!
Line 1: Is it on? Ok. <beat> Welcome back wrestling fans to Body Slam
Alley 24 Hour TV. I'm your host, Samantha Jones, and I'm
broadcasting live to you from the Gorilla Position backstage. Now, this
is a place you don't see very often. Named in tribute to the late,
great Gorilla Monsoon, the Gorilla Position is the final checkpoint, the
leaping off point if you will, for the wrestlers before they head out to
face the adoration of the masses
Line 2: Why is it always GUYS who are commentators? I could whip their
pants in a verbal debate any day. <muttering> I wouldn't be getting
my tits out to make a point…
Line 3: Welcome Ladies and Gentleman to professional wrestling's
latest innovation! Welcome to Body Slam Alley 24hr TV!!
Jobber: Male, no name. Worn down, cynical, but a heart of gold. Gets a
new bad gimmick every week, has heaps of potential which is why he keeps
being scheduled to fight, but suffers amazing stage fright.
Line 1: <sighs> The suffering I do for my art.
Line 2: Everyone is…staring at me <whimpers>.
Line 3: <various blubbering, whimpering, meeping and screaming>
Tank Zor: Male, so hetro it hurts. Backstage staunch, manly and
aggressive. On stage, ferocious womanizer.
Line 1: But your company assured me it would be delivered today – I
need it for tonight! We go on air in a few hours and I must have my
Sheen!
Line 2: <mouth noise, "clicking and winking"> Spotcha later,
little lady. You and your cutey pie little ass.
Line 3: Grrrr! Argh! I rip the heads off chickens with my TEETH!
<suggestive> Then I use the feathers to pleasure the laadieees.
Flaming Raige: Male, Closet Gay. Backstage intensely private, worried
that his orientation will damage his following. Onstage, hardcore,
staunch, takes it like a man.
Line 1: <voice sweet and needy>You think? They don't make my ass
look too big? Well, like the saying goes…black IS the slimming
colour.
Line 2: <stage character voice> Get your hands off that chicken! Freedom
for all poultry from cage farming! Free range eggs for all!
Darkman: Male. The enigmatic phenom. He grunts. Stays in character at
all times.
Line 1: <satisfied> Unnnh. <beat, questioning> Unnnnhnnh?
Line 2: <rumbling, scary> Unnnnnnh!
Line 3: <a vocal shrug> Unnnnnh.
Bobby Divine: Male, heel (bad guy) commentator. Think Jesse Ventura
crossed with Bobby Heenan with a splash of JBL.
Line 1: Tonight's main event is gonna be a real hoober stanker! The
metal-plated man from Michigan will be taking on his environmentally
friendly dinner!
Line 2: Lord luvva duck. It's a sleeper hold, you effluent idiot!
Jimmy S. Marks: Male, face (good guy) commentator. Exciteable,
knowledgeable, tells it like it is. A knowledge of spanish pronunciation
would be a help.
Line 1: <loud and grand and drawn out> Punetazo!!!
Line 2: Zor's dragging him to his feet. His arms have encapsulated
Chicken Man's head in a pressurized grasp, draining the life giving
nutrients from the capon's cranium!
Line 3: I HAVE…<bang> word a DAY <bang> toilet paper! <bang>
"Brother" Johnny Monk: Male. Absolutely clueless booker. Chuck Dusty
Rhodes and Brother Love together.
Line 1: Greeeetings Sister Majors! I am here to lay my brilliance upon
thee!
Line 2: The name is Brother Johnny Monk, and indeed I do have the fruits
of my sweat in mine hands.
Joe NoName: Male. Pronounced "NawNahmee"…but you know, everyone
deliberately gets it wrong, while he makes a point of correcting them.
The hapless ring announcer, male. Occasionally subs in for Sam as a
roving reporter for BSA 24 hour TV.
Line: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your main event of the night!
It's round two of the tournament to find the next! Heavyeight!
Championship! Number! One! Contenderrrrrrr!
Announcer: Generic male wrestling announcer voice over.
Line: Crunch Rip Action Productions presents! Body! Slam! Alley! Where
the action is hot! The girls are hotter! And nobody gives a damn that
just 2 months ago your best friend was your worst enemy!
Delivery Guy: Male. A small, ongoing part.
Line: Sorry buddy, don't know what to tell you. Twelve yards of
lycra in assorted shades, 24 tubes of glitter, 6 wireless headsets, 10
pounds of Gerbil food and 12 bottles of baby oil… That's all
I've got.
I really look forward to what you can do. Have FUN with these auditions.
There will be further parts available as the series continues.
Cheers!
Amanda