Post by "Superstar" Deathrow on Jan 6, 2006 9:33:27 GMT -5
The scene opens up outside of deathrows trailer. He can be heard stomping around inside and the trailer waddles a little from side to side. The front door, well the only door burst open and out walks deathrow with a huge grin on his face. He’s in a pair of pink and gold zubaz and a wife beater. He has on a pair of coke bottle glasses “there obviously fake” and his hair all slicked back. In his right hand is a curious George book. And in his left hand in a apple juice box. He stairs at the camera man and begins to lick his lips.
Deathrow - Wow that was awesome. I can hardly believe how easy it is these days to walk away with innocent kids at parks. Innocent kids…Innocent… Much like these two dumb bastards who call them selves one and two. Ha, do you boys really know what your up against. What with you guys? Two why do you spit when you say thee name Deathrow. Do you need something to go in your mouth to fix the problem?
“Deathrow winks “
Deathrow - “Chuckles to himself” Now than off to do my events for the day. For I to am a Delivery man.
Deathrow is seen watching a person on a Bicycle in the distance. He watches as they peddle closer. You can see pink streamers and training wheels along with a big orange flag and basket attached to the bike. Deathrow charges the victim and delivers a boot the face to the mildly retarded girl. You can see her fall fast and hard to the cement, pieces of her helmet shatter off. Tommy stands over her proud of what he has done. He touches her face and removes the helmet off of her head.He than Licks her face and applys the helmet onto himself.
Deathrow - What the hell no bell. Damn it I’ve watched this reeree drive around here for the past eight years and the day I get her bike she takes the horn off. Oh well than this will do.
“Tommy places the juice box and book in the basket than hops on the bike knees way arched out doing his best to peddle”
Deathrow - Well than that was a mighty delivery to the face I made wasn’t it boys? Say do you like Mr. Rogers? I loved Mr. McFeely although so do one an two. He must have really touched you guys enough so that one day you two would grow up and be delivery men. Or is it boys? Wow I have a surprise for you guys.
“Tommy is now in the center off a group of small shops.”
Deathrow - There we be. that’s what I’m looking for.
“Looking ahead and pointing at a costume shop. Tommy begins peddle faster and the left side training wheel falls off causing him to almost crash. He catches he balance and parks outside the small shop. Inside Tommy is conversing with the employee behind the counter”
Deathrow - I need a delivery man uniform. Small not like adult small but more so like toddler size.
“The man finds what Tommy wants and the purchase is made. Tommy’s quick on his way”
Deathrow - Now delivery people I only wanted you to like me. Really… I thought one day you two could taste the lips of innocence. But no more is that. For once Kryenik and I are threw with you your innocence will be taken in more ways than two “Deathrow spits” Bitch. Ahhha this is exactly where I know I want to be. Just you wait.
“Tommy’s in front off a small wooded park. He gets off the bike and starts walking towards a small mound lying off by a tree. He gets to his destination and starts smiling”
Deathrow - Isn’t she pretty. I found her last week. Just sitting here. I bet she’s thirsty. “Tommy pulls the juice box from his pocket and begins dumping it on his prize.” Look what the maggots have done to you. Why…. Poor ol girl. I tried throwing a stick for her to fetch but she wasn’t into it. Lucky for her I bought her a gift that losers like her like. Losers like delivery men.
“Tommy begins to put the Uniform on the rotting dogs corpse. One of its legs falls off but Tommy just sticks it into the shirt”
Deathrow - Now than this is good. “Picking up the dog and caring it the bike he places it in the basket and goes on his way” How about that I got the delivery men there vary own woman. Bitch so to say. Before long your balls will be dropping. God willing.
“Deathrow stops outside of a hardware store. He goes in and comes out with a decent sized box after a few minutes of struggle he continues on his way once home he quickly ditches the bike in his shed and runs inside with the dogs and book”
“Deathrow begins to pack the dog into the box followed by the book”
Deathrow - Wow your guys sure are going to love your book. Oh and your new woman. She sure is a feisty thing though. But trust me her bark is much worse than her bite.
“Deathrow gets on the phone calling the operator.
Deathrow - Yes hello, Wonderful and you. Fantastic, anyways I was wondering if I could get the address to none other than Delivery Man one and Two. What’s that, let me get a pen. “Tommy writes down an address than hangs up the phone”
Deathrow - Well boys your in luck this should arrive to your place someday. Maybe. I guess we could say that I to am making a special delivery?
“Tommy is seem placing a whole sleeve full of stamps onto the box and placing it outside by his mailbox.”
Deathrow - Wow that was awesome. I can hardly believe how easy it is these days to walk away with innocent kids at parks. Innocent kids…Innocent… Much like these two dumb bastards who call them selves one and two. Ha, do you boys really know what your up against. What with you guys? Two why do you spit when you say thee name Deathrow. Do you need something to go in your mouth to fix the problem?
“Deathrow winks “
Deathrow - “Chuckles to himself” Now than off to do my events for the day. For I to am a Delivery man.
Deathrow is seen watching a person on a Bicycle in the distance. He watches as they peddle closer. You can see pink streamers and training wheels along with a big orange flag and basket attached to the bike. Deathrow charges the victim and delivers a boot the face to the mildly retarded girl. You can see her fall fast and hard to the cement, pieces of her helmet shatter off. Tommy stands over her proud of what he has done. He touches her face and removes the helmet off of her head.He than Licks her face and applys the helmet onto himself.
Deathrow - What the hell no bell. Damn it I’ve watched this reeree drive around here for the past eight years and the day I get her bike she takes the horn off. Oh well than this will do.
“Tommy places the juice box and book in the basket than hops on the bike knees way arched out doing his best to peddle”
Deathrow - Well than that was a mighty delivery to the face I made wasn’t it boys? Say do you like Mr. Rogers? I loved Mr. McFeely although so do one an two. He must have really touched you guys enough so that one day you two would grow up and be delivery men. Or is it boys? Wow I have a surprise for you guys.
“Tommy is now in the center off a group of small shops.”
Deathrow - There we be. that’s what I’m looking for.
“Looking ahead and pointing at a costume shop. Tommy begins peddle faster and the left side training wheel falls off causing him to almost crash. He catches he balance and parks outside the small shop. Inside Tommy is conversing with the employee behind the counter”
Deathrow - I need a delivery man uniform. Small not like adult small but more so like toddler size.
“The man finds what Tommy wants and the purchase is made. Tommy’s quick on his way”
Deathrow - Now delivery people I only wanted you to like me. Really… I thought one day you two could taste the lips of innocence. But no more is that. For once Kryenik and I are threw with you your innocence will be taken in more ways than two “Deathrow spits” Bitch. Ahhha this is exactly where I know I want to be. Just you wait.
“Tommy’s in front off a small wooded park. He gets off the bike and starts walking towards a small mound lying off by a tree. He gets to his destination and starts smiling”
Deathrow - Isn’t she pretty. I found her last week. Just sitting here. I bet she’s thirsty. “Tommy pulls the juice box from his pocket and begins dumping it on his prize.” Look what the maggots have done to you. Why…. Poor ol girl. I tried throwing a stick for her to fetch but she wasn’t into it. Lucky for her I bought her a gift that losers like her like. Losers like delivery men.
“Tommy begins to put the Uniform on the rotting dogs corpse. One of its legs falls off but Tommy just sticks it into the shirt”
Deathrow - Now than this is good. “Picking up the dog and caring it the bike he places it in the basket and goes on his way” How about that I got the delivery men there vary own woman. Bitch so to say. Before long your balls will be dropping. God willing.
“Deathrow stops outside of a hardware store. He goes in and comes out with a decent sized box after a few minutes of struggle he continues on his way once home he quickly ditches the bike in his shed and runs inside with the dogs and book”
“Deathrow begins to pack the dog into the box followed by the book”
Deathrow - Wow your guys sure are going to love your book. Oh and your new woman. She sure is a feisty thing though. But trust me her bark is much worse than her bite.
“Deathrow gets on the phone calling the operator.
Deathrow - Yes hello, Wonderful and you. Fantastic, anyways I was wondering if I could get the address to none other than Delivery Man one and Two. What’s that, let me get a pen. “Tommy writes down an address than hangs up the phone”
Deathrow - Well boys your in luck this should arrive to your place someday. Maybe. I guess we could say that I to am making a special delivery?
“Tommy is seem placing a whole sleeve full of stamps onto the box and placing it outside by his mailbox.”