1st ever REBEL PREDICTIONS THREAD

[Ryan Ro [NAPW]]

BECAUSE I DON'T RUN THE FED.

I'm actually going to do this. Who's going to win on the 1st ever REBEL show?


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Celtic Assassins vs Dr. Tittylover & Mike "Assman" Trey
WINNER: Celtic ASSassins

Dr. Tittylover is crackhead jugular juice. But despite the fear he inspires Thoes and O'Brady will put the beatdown on the delicious duo of Titty and Assman, moving onto the REBEL tag title match.


The Foundation vs The Bluegrass Mafia
WINNER: The Foundation

This is going to be one hell of a fight. Chad and Matt I like a lot when they're together, and the Bluegrass Mafia name is tight. However The Foundation are riding high (or is that low?) after a strong Sole Survivor performance and their evil assault on Jeff James. AND EVIL ALWAYS OVERCOMES GOOD.

Wait, what?



Caliban vs Warren
WINNER: Caliban.

There will be pain.


Cataclysm vs Brian Bruno
WINNER: Bruno

Tough to call, but I'm going to flip it to Bruno on the strength of his current story arc. I'm enjoying Cataclysm's stuff so far, have to see more to really make a judgment.



Rex Caliber vs Kyle Roberts
WINNER: Kyle Roberts
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IF HE STOPS BREAKING KAYFABE

Kyle, STOP BREAKING KAYFABE! It's all Real! Bwaha. Anyways. I think Rex is going to beat the shit out of Kyle, but Kyle will pull out a sneaky win. Don't count Sexxy Rexxy out of the REBEL title scene for too long though...



Billy Kryenik vs MackaBEE
WINNER: Mackabee

Probably the biggest upset on the show, I see the debuting MackaBEE scoring the win over Ill Bill. Don't count the Doomrider out mind you... but we're looking at an upset.

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BONUS: Next Week predictions~!

REBEL TAG TITLE MATCH
The Foundation vs Celtic Assassins

I'm cashing in on The Foundation working their asses off, cheating like mofos, and finally taking home tag team gold in this e-wrestling biz.

REBEL HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE THREE-WAY DANCE
Stylin' Kyle Roberts vs Brian Bruno vs MackaBEE

Heels rule the day. Stylin' Kyle pins MackaBEE through shenanigans, the crowd fills the ring up with garbage, Kyle hustles out before the ring gets stormed. If he stops breaking kayfabe.

[Simply Beautiful]

My turn!

Foundation/Bluegrass Mafia

Mafia! Mafia! Mafia!

TittyLover/Assman vs. Celts

Celtics? Yeah, Celtics.

Bruno/Cataclysm

No comment. Bruno's one evil bastard though. And he really added to the glut of Metallica theme music in NAPW - not that there's anything wrong with Metallica, mind you.

Kryenik/MackaBEE

SBK. Because he has the S and the B.

Roberts/Caliber

Sexy Rexy - because Kyle breaks kayfabe way too much. The original Shiek would throw a fireball in your face if he were still alive.

Caliban vs. Warren

Umaga..err, Caliban.


I'll do the bonus too, because if I don't my post looks less sufficient than Ryan's.

Triple Threat for the Title

I'll just make believe that it would be a singles match. Caliber over MackaBEE.

Tag Title Match

Bluegrass Mafia

["Superstar" Deathrow]

Celtic Assassins vs Dr. Tittylover & Mike "Assman" Trey
WINNER: TnA

Tits n Ass all the way baby!!! (o)(o) n (_!_)

The Foundation vs The Bluegrass Mafia
WINNER: The Foundation

Prince Iaukea me means D-titty an T-Diddy will get this shit going. I know my homies, an there babies mama’s mama’s

fer realz I aint playin



Caliban vs Warren
WINNER: Caliban.

Cause I once teamed with him.


Cataclysm vs Brian Bruno
WINNER: Cataclysm

Rumor has it dude once ate magical mushrooms with Frodo, Merlin, Jesus, an Puff “the magic” Dragon. I mean come on people man knows people… Like me! Not that’s a good thing though…


Rex Caliber vs Kyle Roberts
WINNER: Double Knock Out!

Billy Kryenik vs MackaBEE
WINNER: Funshine Bear


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BONUS: Next Week predictions~!

REBEL TAG TITLE MATCH
The Foundation vs Celtic Assassins

Durrr. The Fers

REBEL HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE THREE-WAY DANCE
Stylin' Kyle Roberts vs Brian Bruno vs MackaBEE

4B’s Bizitch