Sole Survivor Rundown

[Scott [NAPW Staff]]

Okay, I've left it a few days, but here's a complete rundown of the Sole Survivor match by the numbers.

Name	Entry Order	Eliminations	Total
"Bad Boy" Joey Malone	13		0
"LDK Lloyd Rees	29	Santiago, Kyle Roberts	2
"Superstar" Tommy Deathrow	11	Chad Kurtis	1
"The Angry American" Matthew Kurtis	20	Krenshov	1
"The Gentleman" Randall Powell	9		0
"The Show" Chad Kurtis	2	Dio Muerte	1
Bruce "the Beast" Richards	26		0
Caliban	23	Nightmare, Warren	2
Chris Casino	15		0
Clint Zellor	25	Matthew Kurtis	1
Dez Carter	3	Jay O'Brien	1
Dio Muerte	10		0
Dr. Tittylover	19		0
Jay O'Brien	7		0
Jeff James	1	Dio Muerte	1
Kenny "the Colossal" Krenshov	21	Caliban, Chris Casino	2
Kevin Kodiak	28	Sakai	1
Lovely Lyndsey Valentine	22	Krenshov	1
Newfy Jack	30		0
Nightmare	16		0
Prince Darko	4	Tijuana Jack, Randall Powell, Jeff James	3
Sakai	14	Krenshov, Clint Zellor	2
Santiago	27	Clint Zellor, Newfy Jack	2
Sebastien Martyr	8	Tommy Deathrow, Krenshov, Dez Carter, Stone Zellor, Kevin Kodiak	5
Simply Beautiful	12	Joey Malone, Krenshov, Lloyd Rees, Sebastien Martyr	4
Stone Zellor	18	Dr. Tittylover, Krenshov, Matthew Kurtis	3
Stylin' Kyle Roberts	24	Lyndsey Valentine, Bruce Richards	2
Thomas Young	6	Jeff James	1
Tijuana Jack	5		0
Warren	17		0

Other Notes:

Longest Entrant: Dez Carter
Shortest Entrant: Tijuana Jack
Most Eliminations: Sebastien Martyr
Highest Combined Weight in the Ring: (As of Caliban Entry) 2956 lbs.
Time Ravager Spent Gritting Teeth While Watching Match: 10 mintes, 21 seconds
Most Indignant Ejectees: Tommy Deathrow, Caliban, Chris Casino, Bruce Richards, Sebastien Martyr, Chad Kurtis
Dance Off Winner: Stone Zellor
Cat Skinnings: 3 (Chris Casino, Simply Beautiful (x2))
Botches: 1
Number of Times Jack Jones Says "Krenshov": 7

[Sexy Rexy [REBEL]]

Is the botch Sebastien Martyr actually being the eighth entrant as you have two number nine entrants, and i counted seven entry's prior to the Martyr entry and the commentary claimed him as nine near the end?

[Scott [NAPW Staff]]

Yes, as a matter of fact. But in my defense, it was 2 A.M. and I was tired.

Also, I totally forgot about Randall Powell until after I'd written the Dio Muerte segment.

[Ryan Ro [NAPW]]

Can we get a 1 - 30 list of entrance order, and a 1-30 list of elimination order?

[Scott [NAPW Staff]]

Ask and ye shall recieve:

ENTRANCE ORDER

1. Jeff James
2. "The Show" Chad Kurtis
3. Dez Carter
4. Prince Darko
5. Tijuana Jack
6. Thomas Young
7. Jay O'Brien
8. Sebastien Martyr
9. "The Gentleman" Randall Powell
10. Dio Muerte
11. "Superstar" Tommy Deathrow
12. Simply Beautiful
13. "Bad Boy" Joey Malone
14. Sakai
15. Chris Casino
16. Nightmare
17. Warren
18. Stone Zellor
19. Dr. Tittylover
20. "The Angry American" Matthew Kurtis
21. KRENSHOV
22. Lovely Lyndsey Valentine
23. Caliban
24. Stylin' Kyle Roberts
25. Clint Zellor
26. Bruce "the Beast" Richards
27. Santiago
28. Kevin Kodiak
29. "LDK" Lloyd Rees
30. Newfy Jack

ELIMINATION ORDER

1. Tijuana Jack
2. Jay O'Brien
3. "The Gentleman" Randall Powell
4. Dio Muerte
5. Jeff James
6. Thomas Young (DQ)
7. Prince Darko (DQ)
8. "Bad Boy" Joey Malone
9. "The Show" Chad Kurtis
10. Dr. Tittylover
11. "Superstar" Tommy Deathrow
12. Nightmare
13. Warren
14. Caliban
15. Chris Casino
16. KRENSHOV
17. Lovely Lyndsey Valentine
18. "The Angry American" Matthew Kurtis
19. Clint Zellor
20. Sakai
21. Newfy Jack
22. Dez Carter
23. Santiago
24. Stone Zellor
25. Kevin Kodiak
26. Bruce "the Beast" Richards
27. Stylin' Kyle Roberts
28. "LDK" Lloyd Rees
29. Sebastien Martyr

Notably, four wrestlers both entered and were eliminated in the same order. Thomas Young (6), Tommy Deathrow (11), Chris Casino (15) and Bruce Richards (26)

[Stone Zellor]

So close....

[Thomas Young]

Disqualified!? What the hell!

Last time I checked, I went under the ropes.



(Wait...I got dq'd because I didn't come back right?)

[Scott [NAPW Staff]]

Uhm, yes. That would be the case. Otherwise the match would technically still be going, and SB would be camping out in the ring.

[Thomas Young]

Oh.

Well, lets say SB was actually camping inside the ring... Could we continue the match?

[Scott [NAPW Staff]]

Not unless Head Referee Dick Kiebiech deems it so, for only he has that power.

ALL HAIL DICK KIEBIECH!

So, yes, in theory.

[Thomas Young]

DICK AND SB! Lets continue the SS match!

[Ryan Ro [NAPW]]

And then Maven joins in.

[Sexy Rexy [REBEL]]

All is forgiven sir scott... now i did expect the match to be perfect... but maybe it was wrong of me to demand perfection as evan cartwright wasnt even in the match!

I miss evan...

[Stylin' Kyle Roberts [REBEL]]

admin said:

And then Maven joins in.

Man, it'd be awesome if Maven ran in during Wrestlemania with his own ref, pinned the Undertaker, and ended up winning Royal Rumble 2002.

Hell, let's not make it retroactive and just give him the WWE title.

[Ravager]

jago said:

admin said:

And then Maven joins in.

Man, it'd be awesome if Maven ran in during Wrestlemania with his own ref, pinned the Undertaker, and ended up winning Royal Rumble 2002.

Hell, let's not make it retroactive and just give him the WWE title.

No. No let's not. No. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!! And by that I mean yes. .. Wait NO!