WOO HOO

[Chris Casino]

Before I tell this True story you must know that I never lie about three things....

* My sexual conquests with the clergy (yes!)
* My writing of screenplays and if they have sold or not (not even a hint of selling one in the last year...)
* My ridiculous luck at the Indian Casinos.

Okay story time,
Today my mom, myself and my grandmother all decided to go to the Indian Casino. Well okay they decided I should drive them there but that's not the point, I got to go. While there I was walking around bored & looking at chewbaccas (Brion's slang for ugly women) when I strolled into the "high rollers" room. Usually games in here are between $3 - 10 a shot. Way to rich for my cheap ass.

However.....

I took a $20 my Mom gave me, it was supposed to be for gas, and stuck it in a $5 machine. A punch of the button later, on my very first spin.....

I won $1,600.

The best part? I never told my mom and grandmother I won all that money WOO HOO!!!!!

Looks like I can stay out of work a few weeks longer kids.

["Superstar" Deathrow]

Now how are those poor indian kids gonna go to janitor school? -OUCH I GOD just hit me-

[Prince Darko]

i say by stacks of pornos and mail em to the unfortunate Haitian such as my self.

or

go get a man the whole Aesop Rock discography minus Bazooka Tooth. I just went out and bought it, damn good.

[Prince Darko]

and mail em all my way

or you can do the same with Mars Volta

[Sebastien Martyr]

He already owns stacks of pornos and he doesnt share with anyone. Selfish bastard is what he is.

BTW if you change your ways, id like to have the october 2001 edition of penthouse... my letter made the forum that issue, but alas during the move my family swears the box labeled "Bo's valuables" was put on the truck, but somehow didnt make it.

[Prince Darko]

ha.

I need some money. I've gotten tired of downloading. It's like I'm spitting in his or her face every time I do so. On top of that, it's gonna be a bitch if I get my shit leaked.

Anyways, Chris could I get like .89 percent of that. I went on the same E-Fed forum as you.

[Chris Casino]

lol I win money and people are all like "Dude Buy PORN!!!"

God bless the NAPW :D

BTW - In Oklahoma "hardcore" porn is still banned. Basically all Oklahoma is able to see at it's adult bookstores are the soft core movies you would see on like HBO or something.

....Not that I watch that stuff or anything (giggles like a little girl)

["Superstar" Deathrow]

I can remember being like 13 or so. An tapping WWF an letting it run longer than needed so i could watch the beginnings of I think it was called Silk Stockings. Ahhhhh those were the days. Sad things is no matter who you are. You still get off to porn. Heck think I got a few free minutes right now. No I'm not typing this one handed guys.......

[Clint Zellor]

**Can't decide wether or not too show up this week, or have a jerk-a-thon to Ashley Mizzassaro's new playboy shoot.**

[Prince Darko]

I say you scan the pictures. Distribute at convenient price of free.