Post by Ravager on Jan 20, 2007 17:25:08 GMT -5
From 411wrestling.com:
What Did We Learn This Week?
In all things, there is at least one lesson to be learned. Here I will impart upon you what I took away from each week in ECW and TNA. You are encouraged to send in your own life lessons learned from such men as Kevin Thorn and Sonjay Dutt.
This week on ECW On Sci-Fi, I learned that...
-Being given 11 minutes of ring time on a one hour show means you're getting buried.
-The fact that Sylvester Terkay won't be back means that the Sandman has the deadliest caneshot in the world.
-It would take a three way with Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels with Bobby Lashley tied to a chair outside the ring to drag a Lashley match out of negative stars.
This week on TNA Impact, I learned that...
-Long tights and chairs are not a winning combination.
-Bill Goldberg and Brock Lesnar get bigger pops than anyone else on this show.
-You have no reason to search out readily available information if not doing so gives you an opportunity to threaten someone with a baseball bat.
What Did We Learn This Week?
In all things, there is at least one lesson to be learned. Here I will impart upon you what I took away from each week in ECW and TNA. You are encouraged to send in your own life lessons learned from such men as Kevin Thorn and Sonjay Dutt.
This week on ECW On Sci-Fi, I learned that...
-Being given 11 minutes of ring time on a one hour show means you're getting buried.
-The fact that Sylvester Terkay won't be back means that the Sandman has the deadliest caneshot in the world.
-It would take a three way with Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels with Bobby Lashley tied to a chair outside the ring to drag a Lashley match out of negative stars.
This week on TNA Impact, I learned that...
-Long tights and chairs are not a winning combination.
-Bill Goldberg and Brock Lesnar get bigger pops than anyone else on this show.
-You have no reason to search out readily available information if not doing so gives you an opportunity to threaten someone with a baseball bat.