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Post by The Decapitators on Jan 3, 2006 16:08:56 GMT -5
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A man with a handheld-video camera shows the two brother Decapitators talking in the middle of a large crowd down in the middle of the infamous White Avenue.
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Axe: Hey George, today is your day off and you still carry a camera around? Weird.
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Diamond: Don't dis George man, he's shot every promo The Decapitators ever made.
George: And some you haven't made.
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Axe: It's true George is a real trooper when it comes to being one the most bravest camera men alive.
Diamond: Yeah but it must be boring to shoot promos for guys like...oh say Storm.
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Axe (keeping back laughter) : Those guys can't even spell. I surprised they can speak.
Diamond (joking) : Yeah, and what about those masks. Only losers wear masks.
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Axe: YOUR Wearing a mask.
Diamond (thinking): Oh yeah. Well then, only losers wear trench coats.
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Axe: Dude. WE WEAR TRENCH-COATS!
Diamond (thinking harder): Right! Dammit....Only losers...can't perform The Decapitation!
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Axe: OK, first off all get your grammar right. And second off you just called 98% of the roster losers.
Diamond (waving his hands in frustration) : FINE!! STORM SUCKS! Is that better?
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Axe: Much, thank you. Well then I guess you know what that means....(nudging Diamond with his elbow)
Diamond (nudging back): Sure do...
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Together: STORM SUCKS!!
See you on Thursday!
Happy New Year!!
Fades to black as both start to dance horribly (neither can dance)...
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