Post by North T. Gunderson on Jan 3, 2006 0:58:36 GMT -5
[lights up: Storm is sitting in a palatial studio apartment. Each of them is drinking a full bottle of campaign.]
Thunder:
Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and all that cr@p. I’m sorry we couldn’t send our regards sooner, but we’ve been traveling, bringing holiday joys to all the girls and boys. It was true wonderful to see the faces of all the orphans as they opened there dolls, as the tears well up when they find them without their heads! It was almost as good as the looks on the faces all those pretty young girls. The looks of fear as their boyfriends went through the bar tables, and the looks of lust as they realized what a real man can do.
But don’t worry decapiwussies, we didn’t forget about you! We’ve got a whole bunch of presents for you, after all you gave us 2 wonderful presents, some of the stupidest footage ever, a Christmas ordament fight? Come on! But the best present is another chance to beat the hell out of you two! But enough presents, a toast! Tex, another couple bottles please!
[Tex, completely covered in his traditional garb of a thick high collar trench coat, full mask, and hat, hands each member a full bottle each with the head of a Decapitator]
Thunder:
A toast: To NAPW; To 2006; and to the first…. And last… match of 2006 for the decapiwussies. Because on Thursday night, I’m gonna make you Blackout! and it’s gonna be… fun!
[the head-corks pop into the camera, drenching it in campaign and shorting it out.]
Thunder:
Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and all that cr@p. I’m sorry we couldn’t send our regards sooner, but we’ve been traveling, bringing holiday joys to all the girls and boys. It was true wonderful to see the faces of all the orphans as they opened there dolls, as the tears well up when they find them without their heads! It was almost as good as the looks on the faces all those pretty young girls. The looks of fear as their boyfriends went through the bar tables, and the looks of lust as they realized what a real man can do.
But don’t worry decapiwussies, we didn’t forget about you! We’ve got a whole bunch of presents for you, after all you gave us 2 wonderful presents, some of the stupidest footage ever, a Christmas ordament fight? Come on! But the best present is another chance to beat the hell out of you two! But enough presents, a toast! Tex, another couple bottles please!
[Tex, completely covered in his traditional garb of a thick high collar trench coat, full mask, and hat, hands each member a full bottle each with the head of a Decapitator]
Thunder:
A toast: To NAPW; To 2006; and to the first…. And last… match of 2006 for the decapiwussies. Because on Thursday night, I’m gonna make you Blackout! and it’s gonna be… fun!
[the head-corks pop into the camera, drenching it in campaign and shorting it out.]