Black Thursday II Predictions

[The Crusher (Rebel Pro)]

Hey Everbody yes are you suprized to hear from me?.Awww thats sweet but anyways as you know Elketrio is out of the napw for good but you know let's not talk about that let's talk about Mmmm Black Thursday II yes Edmonton's Bad ass is giving his own predictions and as you can see im connecting with you via satillite on napw.ca now let's get down to business shall we.

ACTION BATTLE ROYALE:
this is probably going to go down as the best action battle royale in the history of the napw and you got to consider the current provinicial champion is in it but of all the wrestler's i've wrestled and he's one of the better...wait a mintue probably the best Rper has to be.......

My pick:
Sick Billy Kryenik

He is the best extremist i've ever seen in fantasy wrestling period this is his year to prove everybody he is just not a extremist but is a future Napw Heayweight Champion.

BULL ROPE MATCH:
The Devastator Kurt Castle vs "The Show" Chad Kurtis

Anybody that names himself "The Show" should be beaten into a bloody pulp.

My Pick:
Kurt Castle hands down.


Who is the Man in Black?
The Man in Black vs Commissioner R. Joseph Winchell III

it's time for Joseph to pay for how he has brung the Napw down all the career's he has ended in his current reign he reminds me more of a Eric Bishoff and even though Mr. Winchell can't wrestle a lick he will find a way to win knowing him he has all the help he needs so i thought i would ever say this.

My Pick:
R. Joseph Winchell


Tag Team Championship:
Celtic Assassins (c) vs Royal Foundation or The Midnight Cowboys


its early to predict a winner for this match but i have to honest i was at tuesday night fights and the Celtic Assassins but i know it was a fluke beating the four-time Champions D-X and as for number one contendership Royal foundation will get it and go on to black thursday to win the Tag team Championship.

My Pick:
The Royal Foundation


Kiniski Cup Rematch:
Chris Casino (c) vs Simply Beautiful

This match is not worthy of my prediction next!.


First Blood:
Ravager vs The Plague

i hate people who come to this organization and say that there the best i mean what the hell! there's not Vaccination, no Atnidoe, no cure for the plague im sick of people being of fear of him why should any Napw fear The Plague i mean the only thing he has shown nothing that he is a quitter and im sure the Ravager will shown him who is the boss.

My Pick:
Ravager


Napw Heavyweight Championship:
Patrick Bickle (c) vs "Perfection" Evan Cartwright

The title will change hands because Patrick Bickle is going to get screwed by the Strench of that damn Newfoundlander Lloyd Rees the man is jealous of Patrick Bickle and even though how much i like Patrick Bickle he will get screwed.So my pick will be........

The New Heavyweight Champion:
"Perfection" Evan Cartwright


So boys and girls,Ladies and Gentlemen its time for me to sign off here i don't know when the next time i will see you all but i hope it will be soon and also i would like to thank the Napw to let me have this segment.

Camerman:Elketrio they didn't we kinda hacked in.

(Elketrio has a look of confusion on his face.)

Elketrio:Mhhh they didn't?

Camerman:You told us how to do it Elketrio.

Elketrio:Uh okay Well thanks anyway bye.

Connection gets cut to a staticky screen.......

Fades out.......

[Ryan Ro [NAPW]]

Hahahahahaha.


I give no predictions! I show no bias!

[Lex Vain]

In a raging upset Lex Vain's name is added to every match and he wins them all. Hooray for me!!

[Ryan Ro [NAPW]]

DAMN YOU LEX VAINNNNNN

[Stone Zellor]

-NAPW CHAMPIONSHIP-
Patrick Bickle (c) vs "Perfection" Evan Cartwright
That's one swish looking forearm.

-FIRST BLOOD-
Ravager vs The Plague
Go hang a salami dog

-KINISKI CUP REMATCH-
Chris Casino (c) vs Simply Beautiful
Because he's not from Staten Island, like my characters are.

-TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP-
Celtic Assassins (c) vs Royal Foundation or Midnight Cowboys
I don't predict my own matches ... Oops.

-WHO IS THE MAN IN BLACK?-
The Man In Black vs Commissioner R. Joseph Winchell III
Cash!

-BULLROPE MATCH-
"The Devastator Kurt Castle vs "The Show" Chad Kurtis
He sounds tougher

-ACTION! BATTLE ROYALE-
Winner receives a bye in the first round of 2007 Canada Cup
"Big Bad" Brian Bruno
Dextro
"The Moose" Mark Millar
Chris Kamikaze
"Outlaw" Patrick Kidd (Provincial Champion)
Kevin Kodiak
"The Angry American" Matthew Kurtis
"Sick" Billy Kryenik
Legion
Dio Muerte
Rushmore
Wayne Wright
Nightmare
North T. Gunderson
Dez Carter
"The Colossal" Kenny Krenshov
Jeff James (Television Champion)
The Hardcore Disciple
"Jesus Freak" JT Graham
Chase Cassidy
...some guy

if not, then SBK

[Ravager]

-NAPW CHAMPIONSHIP-
Patrick Bickle (c) vs "Perfection" Evan Cartwright
I like em both, but I think Evan has elevated his game. But Bickle won't make it easy.

-FIRST BLOOD-
Ravager vs The Plague
Oh yes, there will be blood...

-KINISKI CUP REMATCH-
Chris Casino (c) vs Simply Beautiful
I think Simply Beautiful will pull out all the stops to get his Kiniski Cup back.

-TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP-
Celtic Assassins (c) vs Royal Foundation or Midnight Cowboys
No comment. (though may I just say to Elketrio: ... "FLUKE"?)

-WHO IS THE MAN IN BLACK?-
The Man In Black vs Commissioner R. Joseph Winchell III
Never count a man who shot a man in Reno... Just to watch him die!

-BULLROPE MATCH-
"The Devastator" Kurt Castle vs "The Show" Chad Kurtis
Prove me wrong Chad Kurtis. Prove me wrong!

-ACTION! BATTLE ROYALE-
Winner receives a bye in the first round of 2007 Canada Cup
"Big Bad" Brian Bruno
Dextro
"The Moose" Mark Millar
Chris Kamikaze
"Outlaw" Patrick Kidd (Provincial Champion)
Kevin Kodiak
"The Angry American" Matthew Kurtis
"Sick" Billy Kryenik
Legion
Dio Muerte
Rushmore
Wayne Wright
Nightmare
North T. Gunderson
Dez Carter
The Colossal" Kenny Krenshov
Jeff James (Television Champion)
The Hardcore Disciple
"Jesus Freak" JT Graham
Chase Cassidy
...some guy

Since the Juggernaut known only as DJ Wigger was stupidly NOT invited to participate, I have to go with a man who will break out as a singles force in 2007. Sick Billy? It's time for you to shine!

[Simply Beautiful]

The Action! Battle Royale:

I have a "vested interest" in this match. But my man Bruno is banged up. BAD. So I think Kenny Krenshov's anger will get the best of him, and he will be the last man eliminated by none other than.... "Sick" Billy Kryenik.

The Bull-Rope Match:

Kurt Castle has bee having his way with the Kurtis boys. But the show has been fired up recently, and this baby has been getting more and more personal. In what promises to be a bloody, brutal match, Castle wins a hard fought victory...probably by cheating, but who's gonna stop him?

MIB vs. Joseph R. Winchell:

Here's hoping that the MIB has a few tricks up his sleeve, because we know Winchell does. It could turn into a 2, 3, hell maybe even 4 on 1 in a hurry. That's why I think Winchell wins via group beatdown of sorts and we finally find out just who the MIB is....

Tag Team Title Match:

Stone Zellor is a punk, and gives Staten Island a bad, bad name. Not because he cheats, but because he's a fairy. But he can flat out wrestle, and his big brother is a powerhouse. They'll beat the Royals, but meen a roadblock in the Celts. Celtic Assassins retain.

Kiniski Cup Re-match:

You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? SB BABY!

First Blood Match:

The blood will flow, but who will come out on top? Both men have busted each other open on multiple occasions. In the end, I think that Ravager is gonna be the one to crack open the bald dome of The Plague in a show-stopper.

NAPW Title Match:

Evan finally gets his chance - too bad he's in over his head, Patty's gonna smoke him. Bickle retains!

["Sick" Billy Kryenik]

-NAPW CHAMPIONSHIP-
Patrick Bickle (c) vs "Perfection" Evan Cartwright
Evan is my boy from the BPX days , but i know how tough Patrick Bickle can be first hand.

-FIRST BLOOD-
Ravager vs The Plague
Ravager wouldn't be Ravager without mussin' up someones face

-KINISKI CUP REMATCH-
Chris Casino (c) vs Simply Beautiful
Casino has proven that no matter how long he stays away from the ring, he remains hungry. However, SB = Heavyweight Champion in a few months? I think so. I feel bad for the Heavyweight Champion when he gets his shot.

-TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP-
Celtic Assassins (c) vs Royal Foundation or Midnight Cowboys
Ei, The Mighty Celts are shinning bright. Finally they have the titles and I can't see them letting go of them anytime soon.

-WHO IS THE MAN IN BLACK?-
The Man In Black vs Commissioner R. Joseph Winchell III
Winchell is a snake, therefore consider the MIB poisoned.

-BULLROPE MATCH-
"The Devastator Kurt Castle vs "The Show" Chad Kurtis
Draw because neither of these guys will deserve to lose. I think it will go to a time limit.

-ACTION! BATTLE ROYALE-
Winner receives a bye in the first round of 2007 Canada Cup
"Big Bad" Brian Bruno
Dextro
"The Moose" Mark Millar
Chris Kamikaze
"Outlaw" Patrick Kidd (Provincial Champion)
Kevin Kodiak
"The Angry American" Matthew Kurtis
"Sick" Billy Kryenik
Legion
Dio Muerte
Rushmore
Wayne Wright
Nightmare
North T. Gunderson
Dez Carter
"The Colossal" Kenny Krenshov
Jeff James (Television Champion)
The Hardcore Disciple
"Jesus Freak" JT Graham
Chase Cassidy
...some guy

I'm honored that i was mentioned as a "prediction" but Jeff James is going to be the break out star of 2007.

Peace.

[KRENSHOV]

Wow, only one honorable mention of Kenny Krenshov by Simply Beautiful, and it's of him getting eliminated! Whhhaat.

Seriously, I think it's going to be a tooth and nail fight, and I have no idea who's going to win the Battle Royal. I do, however, believe it's going to run down to the wire with me, Sick, Chase, Moose, and Kidd.

[Chris Casino]

-NAPW CHAMPIONSHIP-
Patrick Bickle (c) vs "Perfection" Evan Cartwright
Bickle is good reallygood but I think this time Evan will be just a little better.

-FIRST BLOOD-
Ravager vs The Plague
Ravager gets the "w" then possibly tries for another shot at the Heavyweight title

-KINISKI CUP REMATCH-
Chris Casino (c) vs Simply Beautiful
My gut tells me Mr. Slick

-TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP-
Celtic Assassins (c) vs Royal Foundation or Midnight Cowboys

-WHO IS THE MAN IN BLACK?-
The Man In Black vs Commissioner R. Joseph Winchell III
Isn't the man in black Johnny cash? Isn't he dead? I'm confused

-BULLROPE MATCH-
"The Devastator Kurt Castle vs "The Show" Chad Kurtis
It'll be close

-ACTION! BATTLE ROYALE-
Winner receives a bye in the first round of 2007 Canada Cup
"Big Bad" Brian Bruno
Dextro
"The Moose" Mark Millar
Chris Kamikaze
"Outlaw" Patrick Kidd (Provincial Champion)
Kevin Kodiak
"The Angry American" Matthew Kurtis
"Sick" Billy Kryenik
Legion
Dio Muerte
Rushmore
Wayne Wright
Nightmare
North T. Gunderson
Dez Carter
"The Colossal" Kenny Krenshov
Jeff James (Television Champion)
The Hardcore Disciple
"Jesus Freak" JT Graham
Chase Cassidy
...some guy

Seriously I have no idea who could win this lol A ton of great talent in there.

[Patrick Bickle]

Action! Battle Royale:

I couldn't possibly pick one, so I say it comes down to:

Dextro (look at the Pure Honour tournament for why)
SBK (you can figure out why)
Dez Carter ('cause I said so's why)
Chase Cassidy

Bull Rope Match:

Gotta give the nod to Chad Kurtis, fighting to protect the Kurtis name.

MIB vs RJWIII: The Battle of the Acronyms

It's about time I know who that damn MIB is. C'mon Joseppe!

Tag Team Championship:

Celtics just got it, and I bet they want it lots. Celtics.

Chris Casino vs Simply Beautiful:

Iono where this one is going to land... I guess Casino just made that nice new belt, that'd bite if he had to take it back already. Casino.

Ravager vs Plague:

I'll go with Plague to bleed.

Patrick Bickle vs Evan Cartwright:

I'm expecting it to turn into a sponatenous scene from a musical, and I'm saying Cartwright will most likely be the lead, since Bickle isn't good with limelight. However, Bickle will have an impressive flamenco dance number at one point.

[Nightmare]

21 - MAN ACTION! BATTLE ROYAL[/u]

To say the very least, it comes down to Kenny Krenshov and Billy Kryenik. I'd look like an arrogant prick if I said it came down to those two and Nightmare or just said Nightmare wins. I'm not an arrogant prick.


-NAPW CHAMPIONSHIP- Patrick Bickle (c) vs "Perfection" Evan Cartwright

By definition YOU CAN'T BEAT PERFECTION.


-FIRST BLOOD- Ravager vs The Plague

So Plague does a little dance number and then Ravager is forced to smack himself in the face enough to bleed because he thinks he's in a nightmare. 'Twasn't my fault, I swear!


-KINISKI CUP REMATCH- Chris Casino (c) vs Simply Beautiful[/u]

The man ran D! out! D!! I'd say SB, although I can't figure out why a man calls himself something like that and manages to keep a straight face when someone asks his name.


-TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP- Celtic Assassins (c) vs Midnight Cowboys

Celtic Assassins retain because Stone hits Clint with a steel chair because he said not to use a chair.


-WHO IS THE MAN IN BLACK?- The Man In Black vs Commissioner R. Joseph Winchell III

The Man In Black happens to be Predator and Predator takes out Winchell's spine and skull, waves it around sreaming an alien warrior battle cry. Either that or it's Caliban and Caliban takes his head off. Maybe it's Johnny Cash and he plays country music until Winchell taps out. Apparently he's a Will Smith guy.

Heh, it doesn't matter WHO it is, The Man In Black wins because Joey Malone's a pansy.


-BULLROPE MATCH- "The Devastator" Kurt Castle vs "The Show" Chad Kurtis

Castle because his name is "The Devastator". Kurtis loses 'cause his nicknames phony.


Well, there's my two cents. That'll be ten bucks. Vain, I mean YOU.

["Perfection" Evan Cartwright]

-NAPW CHAMPIONSHIP-
Patrick Bickle (c) vs "Perfection" Evan Cartwright
Someone will win this one, I'm sure.

-FIRST BLOOD-
Ravager vs The Plague
Ravager bleeds the master of internal hemorrhaging

-KINISKI CUP REMATCH-
Chris Casino (c) vs Simply Beautiful
Chris Casino will whoop that ingrate, Strong Bad. How dare he vote against me. ;D

-TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP-
Celtic Assassins (c) vs Midnight Cowboys
The Assassins take the cake here, although the Cowboys have an intriguing thing going on here.

-WHO IS THE MAN IN BLACK?-
The Man In Black vs Commissioner R. Joseph Winchell III
I say the Man In Black wins, yet we still find out who he is, because we NEED A PAYOFF!

-BULLROPE MATCH-
"The Devastator" Kurt Castle vs "The Show" Chad Kurtis
I'll give the nod to my fellow Mississippi/Ohio River comrade, Chad Kurtis here.

-ACTION! BATTLE ROYALE-
Winner receives a bye in the first round of 2007 Canada Cup
"Big Bad" Brian Bruno
Dextro
"The Moose" Mark Millar
Chris Kamikaze
"Outlaw" Patrick Kidd (Provincial Champion)
Kevin Kodiak
"The Angry American" Matthew Kurtis
"Sick" Billy Kryenik
Legion
Dio Muerte
Rushmore
Wayne Wright
Nightmare
North T. Gunderson
Dez Carter
The Colossal" Kenny Krenshov
Jeff James (Television Champion)
The Hardcore Disciple
"Jesus Freak" JT Graham
Chase Cassidy
...some guy

"Sick" Billy indeed lives up to his namesake and puts on a sick Battle Royale with cheese win.

[Patrick Bickle]

Anybody going back on their predictions now?

[Jacob]

Yes, I believe the man in black is indeed Arnold Schwartzenegger.

EDIT: Or Elvis. THE KING HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING!