Get It Talkin'!

[Patrick Bickle]

So many new faces, so many RPs to read, so many matches with the new crop.

I'm doin' my best to try to get a grasp on the new characters, but what I can't seem to do is get a grasp on the handlers yet! I'd do my best to chat, but MSN doesn't seem to be a favourite of those who have posted on Contact Info...so it goes.

So basically, the point:

Hit a post here! I haven't seen too many of the new handlers writing in the OOC board, so give a little blurb about yourself. Say hello. Tell a joke. Whatever works for you, just write out something. If you got here in the last month, last two months even...even those 5 new writers who have been here since the start.

Give me something to hold on to!

PS: There are moments where it is fair to picture me on my knees begging during this post.

PPS: If there are no replies, don't think I won't go through the roster and write down the names of everybody. Called out in front of class.

["Sick" Billy Kryenik]

Is this going to be on the test?

[Krusty Kid Paul]

Well i mean where do i begin.

My name is Troy and i handle Kkp.

I enjoy long walks through the beach with what ever cheap crack whore i can afford at the time, its just to bad i have never been to a beach.

My hobbies included drinking and...well thats it but its still a hobby right.

And a joke ehh, why did the chicken cross the road?

[Ravager]

My name is Allan.

I handle Ravager and The Celtic Assassins.

My typical shift is 4am until 12:30pm. Sometimes it is very hard to get an rp done. Though to be honest, most time it is hard for me to work because I have rp ideas.

Two men escape from an insane asylum. The only thing they can grab is a flashlight. They race ahead of the guards, but find themselves on the roof. There is another building not too far away, but it is a long drop if they miss. The first man jumps, and makes it, but the second man is not sure if he can make it. So the first man (who has the flashlight) says:

I'll turn the flashlight on! You can walk on the beam and cross over!

The second man says:

That's crazy!...
I'll get halfway across and you'll turn the light off!

["The Show" Chad Kurtis]

my name is kent...i handle "The Show"...and take great pride in it may I add...when I'm not at work at on the computer rping I spend time with my wife and two kids (9yrs and 6 mos)...ne thing else you want to know hit me up by email at [e-mail] or AIM chadkurtis or yahoo mess m_kent_wilson...

Till them peace out

["Sick" Billy Kryenik]

My names Ian

I handle Billy Kryenik

im a college student with a passion for Charlie the Uniciorn.

I like evil music and I'm a heterosexual.

thank you.

[e-mail]

[nexusone]

I'm Bo

Part Time booker, Full time sarcastic bastard.

I like the concept of building the fed around hot tag teams, epic main event match ups, and roh level undercard... which means every match has good work ethic and could steal the show. Competition in E-Wrestling is good... but you have to learn that losses sometimes lead to better stories and better rp's. Case in point... Yellow Chicken. Carter Owens wasn't winning a lot of matches, tough luck and big time competition. The losses allowed him to be reborn into the Yellow Chicken and he went on the longest winning streak in NAPW history. Celtic Assassins lossed a lot and now their unstoppable. The losses are just a stat. The stories and creative writing that comes out is the ultimate goal. A match can be positive in losses and wins, if you know where to lead your characters next. Hussey aka Lloyd Rees is the ultimate team player, if you want to learn anything about how to enjoy playing this game, ask him... he's been doing it since the internet came to be assessible in 1993. He knows how to plan ahead and make losses further his character. But he wins alot of belts too. He has a character down. Just like Yellow Chicken, DX and D!. But the main thing is to love to write, no matter what your skill level, and having fun.

Back to my vacation!

[Scott [NAPW Staff]]

Scott here. I am the former handler of the Dudes and Caliban, but act as a "backstage staff" member now. I guess I'm like a road agent, or something.

I like comic books and am a student at the University of Albert, where I am a constant fixture at the Gateway (newspaper).

[Stone Zellor]

I'm Ben, 20 from Grantham, Lincolnshire, England.

I handle The Midnight Cowboys and formerly JC Cook.

My turn ons include video games and classic rock. My turn offs include floods and locusts.

Now if you don't mind, I'm going to take my seat at the back of the class again.

[Chris Casino]

I'm Brion, handler of Chris Casino.

I've been trained on how to kill people (literally) and I like to watch South Park.

My turns ons are long walks in the park, eating at Burger King & kisses in the rain.

My turn offs are Republicans, screaming children & ferrets.

My AIM is wrestlingnerd918
My E Mail addy is [e-mail]
my shoe size is a 10

thank you

[Patrick Bickle]

I guess I should do this too, since I started this thing.

By the way, yes Ian... this will be on the test.

I'm Alex, 19, from Southern Ontario. Study Film and something called "Media, Information, and Technoculture" in University, and play volleyball whenever I can. My ideal date is below 5'7" and should look and dress like every other girl to the extent that I could lose her in a crowd. I am unemployed, but worked as a day camp counselor, Circus Camp to be specific, during the summer months.

What I want is...
Legion
"The Show" Chad Kurtis
Kisei Mashiin
"The Angry American" Matthew Kurtis
"The Devestator" Kurt Castle
The Christian Soldiers

And everybody else that hasn't gone down and posted something fun to get in!

I extend a thanks to all who have. Very loving thanks.

["Perfection" Evan Cartwright]

My name is Aaron, I'm a 25 year old male from Los Angeles with a penchant for being goofy (when I'm not pissy and mean.) I used to like wrestling up until 2002, when I just fell off the loop, so all of my knowledge is from the past golden eras of 'rasslin. I attend California State University at Los Angeles where I'm majoring in English. I'm a Scorpio. I enjoy playing my PS2 when I can and I have no desire to spend 600 dollars on a PS3. My likes include warm water soakings, womanizing, twelve step recovery programs, football, and basketball. My golf game is pathetic, but I would like to better it in the future when I have time for such an activity. My dislikes include yuppies, breeders, raking leaves, and doing work before the absolute last minute. My most immediate goal is to become the NAPW Champion, so yeah, we'll see what happens.

P.S. I like cheesecake and most any type of pie. The Moose's beard... just awesome. HAW! Krusty Kid Puke and Tommy Deathrow so rule. Comedic gold those two, like Sonny and Cher.

P.P.S. Brion is loved by gay men.

[Matthew Kurtis]

Hey everybody my name is Curtis Wilson and i'm 32 and that probably makes one of the oldest guys here. I like playing PS2 when I ain't working and like Aaron ain't going to rush out and blow $600 on a PS3. I'm also a half-assed writer who is trying to find a artist to cooperate on a comic project. Anything else y'all I'm on AIM as angryamerican37.

[Jacob]

Jacob, yo. I'm fourteen and I have previously handled:

The Immortal
Mirage
The Nightmare
The Predator
JASON
Nightmare

I have ran a fed for about two months called DWA.

I like to play my guitar and... yeah... oh! Write RPs!

I'm from the Calgary area.

My favourite football team? Saskatchewan Roughriders.

Favourite sport? Football.

Favourite hockey team? EEE (everyone except edmonton) ;D

Joke? Well...

President Bush and everyone else involved with the white house are in a conference.

"Three Brazillion soldiers were killed in Iraq." Says Cheney.

"Oh NO!!" Bush cries and throws his head in his hands. This is odd because he usually doesn't give a crap.

Suddenly he looks up and says "How many is a brazillion?"

A beat, please...