Post by "Bad Boy" Joey Malone on Dec 31, 2005 21:32:46 GMT -5
<Lights up. Camera is out of focus, but you see a blurry figure in the foreground. Camera finally focuses in, after a lot of banging around and cursing to reveal a title written on looseleaf pushed in front of the camera.>
TITLE - [shadow=red,left,300]And now, a specile mesage from Bad Boy "Joey Malone"[/shadow]
<Paper is pulled out of the way, and the camera focuses on Joey Malone's mug.>
JOEY - Hey, Predator! Nice to see I've got your attention! I'm sorry I don't have the fancy production values that you've got! Must be nice having the ear of the NAPW! About that promo where huge actors take the place of us crashing through the Tim Horton's window...
<Joey claps sarcastically>
JOEY- Well done. All I've got is one camera. No cameraman, though. They save that for the BIG STARS, I guess. Or just people who aren't the Bad Boy!
<Joey stands up, but still has to bend over to stay in the camera's frame.>
JOEY - Look at me! I'm joey Malone! I've only been here since the starting days of this federation! But since I'm not one of those guys who <air quotes> wins matches or <air quotes> holds a title, they can't give me a proper setup to do my promos? Bull.
<Camera falls over. Joey picks it back up, but this time just holds it in his hands, framing his face.>
JOEY - Predator! Who said I didn't want to face you? I'm not scared of you, you Hollywood reject! I'm not scared of you, or your stupid prophecy!
You want to hear the prophecy of the Bad Boy? Well, here it is:
#1 - Kicking ass
#2 - Taking names
#3 - Winning matches!
That's what the Bad boy's plan is, Predator! Starting with you, and then getting into the Provincial Title scene! I like the sound of that! Your new provincial champion, the Bad Boy!
So Predator, you'll be the first of the legions to fall at the feet of Joey Malone!
<Joey raises his arms, loses his grip om the camera. The camera falls to the ground.>
JOEY'S VOICE OFFSCREEN - Ooooh. The guys at the NAPW office are going to be pissed...
TITLE - [shadow=red,left,300]And now, a specile mesage from Bad Boy "Joey Malone"[/shadow]
<Paper is pulled out of the way, and the camera focuses on Joey Malone's mug.>
JOEY - Hey, Predator! Nice to see I've got your attention! I'm sorry I don't have the fancy production values that you've got! Must be nice having the ear of the NAPW! About that promo where huge actors take the place of us crashing through the Tim Horton's window...
<Joey claps sarcastically>
JOEY- Well done. All I've got is one camera. No cameraman, though. They save that for the BIG STARS, I guess. Or just people who aren't the Bad Boy!
<Joey stands up, but still has to bend over to stay in the camera's frame.>
JOEY - Look at me! I'm joey Malone! I've only been here since the starting days of this federation! But since I'm not one of those guys who <air quotes> wins matches or <air quotes> holds a title, they can't give me a proper setup to do my promos? Bull.
<Camera falls over. Joey picks it back up, but this time just holds it in his hands, framing his face.>
JOEY - Predator! Who said I didn't want to face you? I'm not scared of you, you Hollywood reject! I'm not scared of you, or your stupid prophecy!
You want to hear the prophecy of the Bad Boy? Well, here it is:
#1 - Kicking ass
#2 - Taking names
#3 - Winning matches!
That's what the Bad boy's plan is, Predator! Starting with you, and then getting into the Provincial Title scene! I like the sound of that! Your new provincial champion, the Bad Boy!
So Predator, you'll be the first of the legions to fall at the feet of Joey Malone!
<Joey raises his arms, loses his grip om the camera. The camera falls to the ground.>
JOEY'S VOICE OFFSCREEN - Ooooh. The guys at the NAPW office are going to be pissed...