Anniversary Assault Prediction Thread

[Ravager]

Here are the matches. Make your picks. What Do I think?


-RAVAGER'S HOUSE OF HORRORS-
Ravager vs D! vs "The Moose" Mark Millar vs Stylin' Kyle Roberts vs Bruce "The Beast" Richards

No comment. This match is going to be crazy-go-nuts.

-FATAL FOURWAY FOR THE HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE-
"The Lemondrop Kid" Lloyd Rees (c) vs Patrick Bickle vs "Perfection" Evan Cartwright vs "Outlaw" Patrick Kidd

Four great stars. Only one can win. After much wringing of hands, I'm going with... Patrick Bickle.

-TELEVISION TITLE MATCH-
-NO TIME LIMIT, MUST BE A WINNER-
The Yellow Chicken (c) vs Jeff James

I see the Chicken's streak continuing, even though James will put up one hell of a fight.

-NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS MATCH FOR THE NAPW TAG TITLES-
-SUPERSTAR RULES-
S.A.D. vs Celtic Assassins vs Stiff Competition

No comment.

-KINISKI CUP MATCH-
-PURE HONOR RULES-
Simply Beautiful (c) vs North T. Gunderson

I'm torn, as I would love to see either man win, but SB has a slight edge at this point.

-TAG TEAM GRUDGE MATCH-
The Royal Foundation vs "Big Bad" Brian Bruno & the mysterious masked "Mr. Canada"

Bruno is mad. Mr. Canada is a wild card. The Royals should never be discounted, but I see Bruno and Canada squeaking out a win.

-ALUMNI MATCH-
-TRIPLE-CROWN WINNERS TANGLE-
Chris Casino vs Static

A match I've wanted to see for a long time. Chris Casino wins by shenanigans.

-ALUMNI MATCH-
-ONE NIGHT ONLY-
J.C. Cook vs The Crusher

J.C Cook is back for one night. But what a night it's going to be...

-NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS MATCH FOR THE KINISKI CUP-
Dez Carter vs David Banks

Dez Carter with the hard fought win.

[Patrick Bickle]

Ravager vs D! vs Mark Millar vs Kyle Roberts vs Bruce Richards:

I'm edging towards a majestic, busted up victory for Bruce Richards...Not sure exactly why

Fatal Fourway:

Super Crazy.

Yellow Chicken vs Jeff James:

I'm going to have to say Jeff James stops us from being embarassed with his ever increasing streak. Jeff will remind us why he was TV Champ.

SAD vs Celtic Assassins vs Stiff Competition:

SAD by some centimetres...unless BOTH Celtic members make it into dream sequences...

Simply Beautiful vs North T. Gunderson:

North was wicked on Friday. North T.

Foundation vs Brian Bruno and Mister Canada:

Going with the latter. I always feel the power of a mystery guest.

Chris Casino vs Static:

(I must comment at this point...this card is effing huge. My fingers are getting tired typing these match names in.)

Static via anger.

JC Cook vs Crusher:

JC Cook is getting my nod.

Dez Carter vs David Banks

eeeeeek, they seem pretty tight to me. This outcome will be a nice read.

[nexusone]

This part of being co booker sucks

I don't get to do this!

["Perfection" Evan Cartwright]

Hahaha, sucks to be Bo. BTW, Alex, I'm stealing your post and doing copy and paste, for convenience purposes.

Ravager vs D! vs Mark Millar vs Kyle Roberts vs Bruce Richards:

I see Ravager hungry for this win, but never count out The Beast. Kyle Roberts just plain sucks, and the Moose is... HAW! I say Ravager takes this close one.

Fatal Fourway:

Masato Tanaka

Yellow Chicken vs Jeff James:

Since Yellow Chicken is already Provincial Champ as well, I say he drops the lesser strap to the up and comer, Mr. James. But you still rule, Chicken. BAWK!

SAD vs Celtic Assassins vs Stiff Competition:

I'd like for my old running buddies to come away with this one, but unless they do something fast, those damn Celts will walk away with this one.

Simply Beautiful vs North T. Gunderson:

North was wicked on Friday, indeed. Good comedy. Still, Strong Bad has been on a roll lately, and I don't see him letting North slow his roll at this point.

Foundation vs Brian Bruno and Mister Canada:

Bruno and Canada, for the simple fact that Thomas Young is a Quebecer who denies his le heritage. Hehehehe.

Chris Casino vs Static:

I sooooo dig both of these absolute legends, but I have to back my old running buddy, Chris to the C-A-S-I-N-O.

JC Cook vs Crusher:

JC Cook's up a win without question here. Kill or be crushed? Pfffft.

Dez Carter vs David Banks

Close call, but I see Banks getting the win. Bruthas gotta stick together, right? At least that's WWE philosophy.

[The Yellow Chicken]

-RAVAGER'S HOUSE OF HORRORS-
Ravager vs D! vs "The Moose" Mark Millar vs Stylin' Kyle Roberts vs Bruce "The Beast" Richards

I will go by wrestling logic and not pick Ravager because no one seems to win their own specialty match but I think Kyle Roberts will win this since Bruce won the World title shot.

-FATAL FOURWAY FOR THE HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE-
"The Lemondrop Kid" Lloyd Rees (c) vs Patrick Bickle vs "Perfection" Evan Cartwright vs "Outlaw" Patrick Kidd

Patrick Bickle will be the man, once he beats the man then all of NAPW will have to watch out for a heavily newfie accented Bickle.

-TELEVISION TITLE MATCH-
-NO TIME LIMIT, MUST BE A WINNER-
The Yellow Chicken (c) vs Jeff James

Double J, yes that's right Russo has booked Jarrett to win our title...only because David Arquette was unavailable.

-NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS MATCH FOR THE NAPW TAG TITLES-
-SUPERSTAR RULES-
S.A.D. vs Celtic Assassins vs Stiff Competition

Tommy and KKP are gonna be tossing too much salad with stiff competition and allow the Celtic boys to sneak away with the win, barring the Bee with interference.

-KINISKI CUP MATCH-
-PURE HONOR RULES-
Simply Beautiful (c) vs North T. Gunderson

I think the champ retains, but it'll be a close one.

-TAG TEAM GRUDGE MATCH-
The Royal Foundation vs "Big Bad" Brian Bruno & the mysterious masked "Mr. Canada"

This is a Royal Foundation banned from ringside match right? I think the ex-Jet will take this one away as Mr. Canada reveals himself to be Rick Ray but I fully expect Jason Maas to come in after and do some bad.

-ALUMNI MATCH-
-TRIPLE-CROWN WINNERS TANGLE-
Chris Casino vs Static

I hear Casino has been using new downy to take care of his static problem, I take the man that the snuggly bear endorses. Chris with the win and it'll be a warm static free moment.

-ALUMNI MATCH-
-ONE NIGHT ONLY-
J.C. Cook vs The Crusher

Kiss the cook, and kiss the crusher goodbye.

-NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS MATCH FOR THE KINISKI CUP-
Dez Carter vs David Banks

Dez Carter takes it narrowly and gets a shot at redemption for the a title he once held.

[Simply Beautiful]

OK, it's prediction time boys and girls.

House of Horrors

Bruce Richards is a human wrecking ball. He's gonna win, and maybe do some questionable things with those handcuffs. No not that...get your mind out of the gutter, I'm not Tommy. (ps I love Deathrow)

NAPW Heavyweight Title Fatal Four Way

From one Pure Honor champ to the other...sorry Bickle. Patrick Kidd will leave AA as the Heavyweight Champion.

Television Title Match

The unstoppable Yellow Chicken will make it nine in a row. Keep on kickin' ass man.

Pure Honor Title Match

No comment. I happen to be in the match lol.

Tag Titles Number One Contenders Match

The Celtic Assassins will get their well deserved title shot.

JC Cook vs. The Crusher

Two guys that I wasn't around for. I can't really say I know much about either, but I liked what JC put out there. So I say Cook.

Static vs. Chris Casino

I don't even want to pick, I just want to enjoy.

Brian Bruno and Mr. Canada vs. The Royal Foundation

Mr. Canada is none other than Hulk Hogan. No, really. Bruno and Canada win.

David Banks vs. Dez Carter

Dez was SOO close to to getting the AA shot, but so was Banks. In a very good, entertaining match, Banks wins.

And that's all folks!

[David Banks]

-RAVAGER'S HOUSE OF HORRORS-
Ravager vs D! vs "The Moose" Mark Millar vs Stylin' Kyle Roberts vs Bruce "The Beast" Richards

Ravager. He enjoys handcuffing men. JK.

-FATAL FOURWAY FOR THE HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE-
"The Lemondrop Kid" Lloyd Rees (c) vs Patrick Bickle vs "Perfection" Evan Cartwright vs "Outlaw" Patrick Kidd

I think this will be the match where our very own wrestling god, Lloyd Rees, will truly shine and smash everyone. You'll see... you all will see...

-TELEVISION TITLE MATCH-
-NO TIME LIMIT, MUST BE A WINNER-
The Yellow Chicken (c) vs Jeff James

Jeff James will finally prove to us all, that Chicken is only human and can be beat.

-NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS MATCH FOR THE NAPW TAG TITLES-
-SUPERSTAR RULES-
S.A.D. vs Celtic Assassins vs Stiff Competition

Stiff Competition has been looking good latly. The Winners Circle will make a clean sweep.

-KINISKI CUP MATCH-
-PURE HONOR RULES-
Simply Beautiful (c) vs North T. Gunderson

SB has fallen in love with the fans... big mistake. Gunderson will take this one.

-TAG TEAM GRUDGE MATCH-
The Royal Foundation vs "Big Bad" Brian Bruno & the mysterious masked "Mr. Canada"

Don't believe the hype! The Foundation take this match. Who the hell Mr Canada??!

-ALUMNI MATCH-
-TRIPLE-CROWN WINNERS TANGLE-
Chris Casino vs Static

I say double DQ.

-ALUMNI MATCH-
-ONE NIGHT ONLY-
J.C. Cook vs The Crusher

Crusher would be the under dog in this match right? I pick Crusher.

-NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS MATCH FOR THE KINISKI CUP-
Dez Carter vs David Banks

If Dez RP like we all know he can he'll win this one.

[Chris Casino]

-RAVAGER'S HOUSE OF HORRORS-
Ravager vs D! vs "The Moose" Mark Millar vs Stylin' Kyle Roberts vs Bruce "The Beast" Richards

I gotta say that Ravager wins his own match. Otherwise he'll look like a dork. It would be the same as creating your own tournament and then....Oh nevermind. Ravager wins.

-FATAL FOURWAY FOR THE HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE-
"The Lemondrop Kid" Lloyd Rees (c) vs Patrick Bickle vs "Perfection" Evan Cartwright vs "Outlaw" Patrick Kidd

The toughest to call. However I have to go with my boy from round the way Evan Cartwright.

-TELEVISION TITLE MATCH-
-NO TIME LIMIT, MUST BE A WINNER-
The Yellow Chicken (c) vs Jeff James

The Yellow Chicken continues his goldberg like win streak

-NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS MATCH FOR THE NAPW TAG TITLES-
-SUPERSTAR RULES-
S.A.D. vs Celtic Assassins vs Stiff Competition

Hmmm, I'll take Stiff Competition on this one

-KINISKI CUP MATCH-
-PURE HONOR RULES-
Simply Beautiful (c) vs North T. Gunderson

I gotta go with the champ, Simply Beautiful

-TAG TEAM GRUDGE MATCH-
The Royal Foundation vs "Big Bad" Brian Bruno & the mysterious masked "Mr. Canada"

Bruno and Mirage/Predator/whoever to win

-ALUMNI MATCH-
-TRIPLE-CROWN WINNERS TANGLE-
Chris Casino vs Static

I have to be honest and say....Triple H for the "W"

-ALUMNI MATCH-
-ONE NIGHT ONLY-
J.C. Cook vs The Crusher

As much as it pains me to say this...Cook

-NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS MATCH FOR THE KINISKI CUP-
Dez Carter vs David Banks

Dez wins the match

[Bruce "The Beast" Richards]

-RAVAGER'S HOUSE OF HORRORS-
Ravager vs D! vs"The Moose' Mark Millar vs Stylin' Kyle Roberts vs Bruce "The Beast" Richards

The only thing I can say is this will be a hell of a well-fought match.

-FATAL FOURWAY FOR THE HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE-
"The Lemondrop Kid" Lloyd Rees (c) vs Patrick Bickle vs "Perfection" Evan Cartwright vs "Outlaw" Patrick Kidd

A tough match to call, but I think that Lloyd Rees will squeak past the others and have a successful title defence.

-TELEVISION TITLE MATCH-
-NO TIME LIMIT, MUST BE A WINNER-
The Yellow Chicken (c) vs Jeff James

The Yellow Chicken will put out a valiant effort, but I think Jeff James will take the TV Title back from the Provincial Champion.

-NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS MATCH FOR THE NAPW TAG TITLES-
-SUPERSTAR RULES-
S.A.D. vs Celtic Assassins vs Stiff Competition

This is yet another tough match to call, but I think The Celtic Assassins will take it in a huge upset.

-KINISKI CUP MATCH-
-PURE HONOR RULES-
Simply Beautiful (c) vs North T. Gunderson

North T. Gunderson is a man truly deserving of the Kiniski Cup. However, this is not his time. Simply Beautiful for the win.

-TAG TEAM GRUDGE MATCH-
The Royal Foundation vs "Big Bad" Brian Bruno & the mysterious masked "Mr. Canada"

There are so many unknown factors in this match. I will pick Bruno and Canada for the win, but it'll be a barnburner.

-ALUMNI MATCH-
-TRIPLE-CROWN WINNERS TANGLE-
Chris Casino vs Static

Whoah, and all of a sudden it's March again. This will be a highlight of the night, and I pick a double DQ because I can't honestly give either man the edge.

-ALUMNI MATCH-
-ONE NIGHT ONLY-
J.C. Cook vs The Crusher

J.C Cook! J.C. Cook! I don't know how many times I can say it without sounding like a drooling fanboy, but J.C. Cook for the win!

-NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS MATCH FOR THE KINISKI CUP-
Dez Carter vs David Banks

David Banks will edge out Dez Carter in a gritty, gritty match..

[Thomas Young]

-RAVAGER'S HOUSE OF HORRORS-
Ravager vs D! vs"The Moose' Mark Millar vs Stylin' Kyle Roberts vs Bruce "The Beast" Richards

Can't choose

-FATAL FOURWAY FOR THE HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE-
"The Lemondrop Kid" Lloyd Rees (c) vs Patrick Bickle vs "Perfection" Evan Cartwright vs "Outlaw" Patrick Kidd

Uh.. Llyod Rees

-TELEVISION TITLE MATCH-
-NO TIME LIMIT, MUST BE A WINNER-
The Yellow Chicken (c) vs Jeff James

I can't choose.

-NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS MATCH FOR THE NAPW TAG TITLES-
-SUPERSTAR RULES-
S.A.D. vs Celtic Assassins vs Stiff Competition

I say.. Celtics

-KINISKI CUP MATCH-
-PURE HONOR RULES-
Simply Beautiful (c) vs North T. Gunderson

Simply Beautiful

-TAG TEAM GRUDGE MATCH-
The Royal Foundation vs "Big Bad" Brian Bruno & the mysterious masked "Mr. Canada"

Everyone is against the Foundation.. I'm not going to pick anyone, but its gonna be close.

-ALUMNI MATCH-
-TRIPLE-CROWN WINNERS TANGLE-
Chris Casino vs Static

Uh.. who to chose?

-ALUMNI MATCH-
-ONE NIGHT ONLY-
J.C. Cook vs The Crusher

No Comment

-NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS MATCH FOR THE KINISKI CUP-
Dez Carter vs David Banks

Ima say David Banks because he thinks I'ma win

[Stone Zellor]

-RAVAGER'S HOUSE OF HORRORS-
Ravager vs D! vs "The Moose" Mark Millar vs Stylin' Kyle Roberts vs Bruce "The Beast" Richards
WINNAH: He's my fanboy, so I'll say Brucie

-FATAL FOURWAY FOR THE HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE-
"The Lemondrop Kid" Lloyd Rees (c) vs Patrick Bickle vs "Perfection" Evan Cartwright vs "Outlaw" Patrick Kidd
WINNAH: Gotta go with the champ - 'cos I only know Evan's work out of the lot of them.

-TELEVISION TITLE MATCH-
-NO TIME LIMIT, MUST BE A WINNER-
The Yellow Chicken (c) vs Jeff James
WINNAH: Um, the champ - YELLOW CHICKEN is number one!

-NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS MATCH FOR THE NAPW TAG TITLES-
-SUPERSTAR RULES-
S.A.D. vs Celtic Assassins vs Stiff Competition
WINNAH: The Gay Joke Crew

-KINISKI CUP MATCH-
-PURE HONOR RULES-
Simply Beautiful (c) vs North T. Gunderson
WINNAH: Simply Beautiful - whose name I'm sure was inspired by JC Cook ;D

-TAG TEAM GRUDGE MATCH-
The Royal Foundation vs "Big Bad" Brian Bruno & the mysterious masked "Mr. Canada"
WINNAH: There's something about Mr. Canada that makes me want to say him

-ALUMNI MATCH-
-TRIPLE-CROWN WINNERS TANGLE-
Chris Casino vs Static
WINNAH: As much as it pains me to say it ... Static. Ha, fooled ya. And you thought I was going to say Casino j/k

-ALUMNI MATCH-
-ONE NIGHT ONLY-
J.C. Cook vs The Crusher
WINNAH: No comment for the best match of the night

-NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS MATCH FOR THE KINISKI CUP-
Dez Carter vs David Banks
WINNAH: Carter, cos Banks never chose me. I'm shallow like that

[Stylin' Kyle Roberts [REBEL]]

-RAVAGER'S HOUSE OF HORRORS-
Ravager vs D! vs "The Moose" Mark Millar vs Stylin' Kyle Roberts vs Bruce "The Beast" Richards

It's going to be fun, that's for sure.

-FATAL FOURWAY FOR THE HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE-
"The Lemondrop Kid" Lloyd Rees (c) vs Patrick Bickle vs "Perfection" Evan Cartwright vs "Outlaw" Patrick Kidd

I'm saying there'll be a new champ, either Bickle or Cartwright. Yeah, I can't make up my mind in this one, what about it?

-TELEVISION TITLE MATCH-
-NO TIME LIMIT, MUST BE A WINNER-
The Yellow Chicken (c) vs Jeff James

James wants his belt back, so I'll say him.

-NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS MATCH FOR THE NAPW TAG TITLES-
-SUPERSTAR RULES-
S.A.D. vs Celtic Assassins vs Stiff Competition

It'd BETTER be Stiff Comp if they want to keep this feud going. Either them or the Celts.

-KINISKI CUP MATCH-
-PURE HONOR RULES-
Simply Beautiful (c) vs North T. Gunderson

Gotta go with the beautiful one.

-TAG TEAM GRUDGE MATCH-
The Royal Foundation vs "Big Bad" Brian Bruno & the mysterious masked "Mr. Canada"

Who is this Mr. Canada? Only the MOST AWESOME WRESTLER FROM COQUITLAM!

-ALUMNI MATCH-
-TRIPLE-CROWN WINNERS TANGLE-
Chris Casino vs Static

The fans.

-ALUMNI MATCH-
-ONE NIGHT ONLY-
J.C. Cook vs The Crusher

Me, when Cook goes over Crusher.

-NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS MATCH FOR THE KINISKI CUP-
Dez Carter vs David Banks

I'll say Banks. He's been doing some good stuff recently.