Intriguing Stuff to Ponder (Not Really)

["Perfection" Evan Cartwright]

The mystery of The Bee lives on.

Who doesn't love the Yellow Chicken? Not me. BAWK!

The Moose's beard... out of control... but still awesome. HAW!

Mr. Canada reminds of someone... and smells like a goat to boot.

All hail TVZilla!

Bring back Caliban!

Lastly, and certainly least, I propose an idea:

NAPW Superstar Comedy Roasts!

If you don't know what a comedy roast is, look it up on Wikipedia. If enough people dig on the idea, I'll set down some guidelines and we can pick a person to roast on the OOC board for some laughs. Yes, I realize Ryan was probably right when he said half of the jokes would be gay quips from Tommy Deathrow and KKP, but hey, I think it'll be fun. Jago, Bo, Brion, guys... I'm looking at all of you with the mean eye.

What do y'all think?

[Patrick Bickle]

I am so absolutely down for a roast.

I SWEAR I'm not psychotic if you haven't talked to me OOC, some roast would be a good time to write.

really, i'm not. (ok, that last part was because I really wanted to incorporate that absolutely fly looking, glasses wearing emoticon. He's a beautiful shade of yellow.)

[Patrick Bickle]

And long live the roadtrips of may!

[Simply Beautiful]

Road Trip?....HELL YES! SHOTGUN!

[Ryan Ro [NAPW]]

I think NAPW will start touring more often soon... although why we'd drive in the middle of winter I don't know... anyways...

["Superstar" Deathrow]

admin said:

I think NAPW will start touring more often soon... although why we'd drive in the middle of winter I don't know... anyways...

Why wouldn't we drive in winter? My sled dogs are worthless in the summer.

As far ar gay jokes go? Hmm i could probally replace them with dead baby jokes? Oh well though cause i'm sure we all know why the bar stool is turned upside down in the gay bar.

[Ryan Ro [NAPW]]

*rimshot*


Not to be confused with a... oh never mind.

[Simply Beautiful]

so that everyone in violence international can sit together?

[Krusty Kid Paul]

simplybeautiful said:

so that everyone in violence international can sit together?

Dont worry Mr Beautiful this bar stoole has five legs so hop on board...oh wait VI is dead so bring some friends....and anotehr thing Road trip...how else would we get to are shows...if we took a plane it would be a air trip and who does that anymore, but if ya'll want to take the air that's just more swerving room on the road for me and the superstar.

Tommy we need a bumper sticker that says if you dont like my driving stay of teh sidewalk, or better yet we need bumper cars,

well thats my weekly ranting on the occ board stay tuned for an update...

P.S Ryan said Rimshot... ...*Thats for Bickle.*

[Patrick Bickle]

(BLEEP) those glasses look good on everybody.

We could always go on a Ski Retreat. Let's head to Whistler and have a show in a nearby location...I want to hit the slopes.

[Ravager]

patrickbickle said:

(BLEEP) those glasses look good on everybody.

We could always go on a Ski Retreat. Let's head to Whistler and have a show in a nearby location...I want to hit the slopes.

Bickle on skis... why does that seem frightening?

[Stylin' Kyle Roberts [REBEL]]

Bickle doesn't NEED skis! He'd just roll down the hill for, well, Patrick doesn't giggle, so I'll just say he'd do it fro the experience.

[Patrick Bickle]

Oh, but you've never seen Patrick in the Christmas spirit! He volunteed for years as an in-mall Santa, and even got mentioned in a local newspaper for a human interest story.

He's the most loving and giddy of all those born without emotional responses. Give him a chance, he's sending out PM christmas cards this year.