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Post by Stylin' Kyle Roberts [REBEL] on Dec 31, 2005 20:34:12 GMT -5
(The Bellagio Casino, Las Vegas. The New and Improved D-X is relaxing in the palatial hotel room that Chris Casino gave them for the Christmas break. They’re both chilling in terrycloth bathrobes.)
KYLE ROBERTS: You know, Bruce? I can really get used to this kind of luxury. No sub-zero temperatures, no scraping windshields for five minutes and waiting for the car to warm up.
BRUCE RICHARDS: (laying on a massage table, getting rubbed down by a Bellagio staff member) Mm.
KYLE ROBERTS: It’s a shame we have to fly back to Edmonton tomorrow. It’d be nice to rest down here a bit longer.
BRUCE RICHARDS: Mm.
(Kyle opens the laptop sitting on the coffee table.)
KYLE ROBERTS: You know what bugs me? It’s like everyone in the fed assumes that we got the title re-match undeservedly. Oh, no, we had a bad week, and all of a sudden, we’re not eligible? Bull! We got that match fair and square!
BRUCE RICHARDS: Mm.
KYLE ROBERTS: What? Just because the Dudes gave us a chance to win back the titles that should be around OUR waists, and it WASN’T captured by an NAPW camera, it doesn’t count? News flash, losers! Even cameramen get Christmas off!
BRUCE RICHARDS: Mm.
KYLE ROBERTS: It’s CHRISTMAS! People get the day off! Do you know what the day off means? Ravager! You MUST know what a day off is, right? The day that you stay at home, surrounded by actors you get to play your family because nobody in their right mind would. It’s the day you DON’T beat bystanders to a pulp. Joey Malone! It’s the day you wake up and DON’T expect to experience crushing defeat by the end of the night! Static! It’s the day you don’t abuse the Mayor, and decide to suck your own voodoo. It’s the day you peel that grimy mask off, throw it into the washing machine, and take a shower.
BRUCE RICHARDS: (looks up) Dudes, it’s the day you stay at home, play video games, eat pizza and let Tiffany do all the hard work.
KYLE ROBERTS: How is that different from any other day for them?
BRUCE RICHARDS: (thinks for a second) They sleep in until 4 p.m. instead of 2?
KYLE ROBERTS: (shrugs, continues as Bruce lays back down) D! It’s the day you DON’T get your ass kicked! Immortal! It’s the day we ALL PRAY FOR! So, for the benefit of the whiners who NEED to see the proof that we got this title match fair and square? Hey, Bruce, where’s that present the Dudes gave you for Christmas?
BRUCE RICHARDS: Mm. (waves over to another table)
KYLE ROBERTS: Ah, here we go. Granted, I’m using one of Casino’s cameramen to show this to you deadbeats. The guy’s got a whole retinue of them. It’s better than using the casino’s security feeds, I guess. (He holds up the coupon that Bruce received at Christmas) Can you read this, bitches? If not, I’ll read it for you. “We, the Dudes, give the New and Improved D-X a rematch for the NAPW Tag Team Titles. Coupon also guarantees a round of drinks at Boston Pizza after Monday Night Fights.” (Kyle removes the coupon from the frame.)
Now it’s not like we’d take up the Dudes on an evening of debauchery after we win those belts back on Monday. Because, while it’s never happened to me, I HEAR that tears in one’s beer makes for quite the unpleasant taste sensation. And one thing I don’t want to see after our victory on Monday is the pouting lips of Mike and Cam. The pouty lips of Tiffany? That’s a different story. We’ll see how she feels after she sees who REAL winners are. She’d make quite the addition to the little team we’ve got going on here.
Yeah, when Terry Brandon came to talk to us about what plans he had after our losses to both the Dudes and Rex Caliber & Static? I’ll just say our ears were receptive to anything taking us off a losing streak.
And what a group of NAPW superstars we’ve got! New Alberta Pro CHAMPION Chris Casino! The New and Improved D-X, former and FUTURE Tag Team Champs! Canadian wrestling LEGEND Terry Brandon handling manager duties. Last, but not least, Coach Gordon Jago training us? We are the ELITE of this federation! Some could call us the ARISTOCRACY! We are, quite simply, the most DOMINANT force that New Alberta Pro has ever seen!
(Kyle’s eyes light up, he turns to Bruce.)
Hey, Bruce! What do you think of a name change? The New and Improved Nation of Domination!
(Bruce pulls his head up from the massage table for the first time. He glares at Kyle, and shows his displeasure with a scowl and a thumbs-down.)
KYLE ROBERTS: Ooookay, then. No name change.
(Bruce lays back down on the table.)
KYLE ROBERTS: So, Dudes, if you’re watching this, bring your A-game to NAIT this Monday. Because when you lose? (chuckles) And you WILL lose… We want you to be consoled in the fact that you gave it your all, but just didn’t have the talent, the drive, the AMBITION to retain your belts in your first match as champs.
It’s okay. There’s nothing wrong with being placeholder champions. LOTS of great teams have been champs for the span of one match. Like… Like… Tell you what, I’ll look that up on the internet for you later.
(Kyle leans in to fill the frame.)
So, Dudes. We’ll see you on Monday. Tonight, we’ve got a big party with Casino and some friends. Have some fun tonight, Cam. Drink to your heart’s content, Mike. Because come Monday, that’ll be all the fun you’ll have for a while.
Oh, and keep OUR belts nice and shiny. Be careful with that nacho cheese, it might ruin the leather. Because we like our belts in pristine condition. Thanks.
(Camera clicks off.)
KYLE ROBERTS: You know, Bruce? I can really get used to this kind of luxury. No sub-zero temperatures, no scraping windshields for five minutes and waiting for the car to warm up.
BRUCE RICHARDS: (laying on a massage table, getting rubbed down by a Bellagio staff member) Mm.
KYLE ROBERTS: It’s a shame we have to fly back to Edmonton tomorrow. It’d be nice to rest down here a bit longer.
BRUCE RICHARDS: Mm.
(Kyle opens the laptop sitting on the coffee table.)
KYLE ROBERTS: You know what bugs me? It’s like everyone in the fed assumes that we got the title re-match undeservedly. Oh, no, we had a bad week, and all of a sudden, we’re not eligible? Bull! We got that match fair and square!
BRUCE RICHARDS: Mm.
KYLE ROBERTS: What? Just because the Dudes gave us a chance to win back the titles that should be around OUR waists, and it WASN’T captured by an NAPW camera, it doesn’t count? News flash, losers! Even cameramen get Christmas off!
BRUCE RICHARDS: Mm.
KYLE ROBERTS: It’s CHRISTMAS! People get the day off! Do you know what the day off means? Ravager! You MUST know what a day off is, right? The day that you stay at home, surrounded by actors you get to play your family because nobody in their right mind would. It’s the day you DON’T beat bystanders to a pulp. Joey Malone! It’s the day you wake up and DON’T expect to experience crushing defeat by the end of the night! Static! It’s the day you don’t abuse the Mayor, and decide to suck your own voodoo. It’s the day you peel that grimy mask off, throw it into the washing machine, and take a shower.
BRUCE RICHARDS: (looks up) Dudes, it’s the day you stay at home, play video games, eat pizza and let Tiffany do all the hard work.
KYLE ROBERTS: How is that different from any other day for them?
BRUCE RICHARDS: (thinks for a second) They sleep in until 4 p.m. instead of 2?
KYLE ROBERTS: (shrugs, continues as Bruce lays back down) D! It’s the day you DON’T get your ass kicked! Immortal! It’s the day we ALL PRAY FOR! So, for the benefit of the whiners who NEED to see the proof that we got this title match fair and square? Hey, Bruce, where’s that present the Dudes gave you for Christmas?
BRUCE RICHARDS: Mm. (waves over to another table)
KYLE ROBERTS: Ah, here we go. Granted, I’m using one of Casino’s cameramen to show this to you deadbeats. The guy’s got a whole retinue of them. It’s better than using the casino’s security feeds, I guess. (He holds up the coupon that Bruce received at Christmas) Can you read this, bitches? If not, I’ll read it for you. “We, the Dudes, give the New and Improved D-X a rematch for the NAPW Tag Team Titles. Coupon also guarantees a round of drinks at Boston Pizza after Monday Night Fights.” (Kyle removes the coupon from the frame.)
Now it’s not like we’d take up the Dudes on an evening of debauchery after we win those belts back on Monday. Because, while it’s never happened to me, I HEAR that tears in one’s beer makes for quite the unpleasant taste sensation. And one thing I don’t want to see after our victory on Monday is the pouting lips of Mike and Cam. The pouty lips of Tiffany? That’s a different story. We’ll see how she feels after she sees who REAL winners are. She’d make quite the addition to the little team we’ve got going on here.
Yeah, when Terry Brandon came to talk to us about what plans he had after our losses to both the Dudes and Rex Caliber & Static? I’ll just say our ears were receptive to anything taking us off a losing streak.
And what a group of NAPW superstars we’ve got! New Alberta Pro CHAMPION Chris Casino! The New and Improved D-X, former and FUTURE Tag Team Champs! Canadian wrestling LEGEND Terry Brandon handling manager duties. Last, but not least, Coach Gordon Jago training us? We are the ELITE of this federation! Some could call us the ARISTOCRACY! We are, quite simply, the most DOMINANT force that New Alberta Pro has ever seen!
(Kyle’s eyes light up, he turns to Bruce.)
Hey, Bruce! What do you think of a name change? The New and Improved Nation of Domination!
(Bruce pulls his head up from the massage table for the first time. He glares at Kyle, and shows his displeasure with a scowl and a thumbs-down.)
KYLE ROBERTS: Ooookay, then. No name change.
(Bruce lays back down on the table.)
KYLE ROBERTS: So, Dudes, if you’re watching this, bring your A-game to NAIT this Monday. Because when you lose? (chuckles) And you WILL lose… We want you to be consoled in the fact that you gave it your all, but just didn’t have the talent, the drive, the AMBITION to retain your belts in your first match as champs.
It’s okay. There’s nothing wrong with being placeholder champions. LOTS of great teams have been champs for the span of one match. Like… Like… Tell you what, I’ll look that up on the internet for you later.
(Kyle leans in to fill the frame.)
So, Dudes. We’ll see you on Monday. Tonight, we’ve got a big party with Casino and some friends. Have some fun tonight, Cam. Drink to your heart’s content, Mike. Because come Monday, that’ll be all the fun you’ll have for a while.
Oh, and keep OUR belts nice and shiny. Be careful with that nacho cheese, it might ruin the leather. Because we like our belts in pristine condition. Thanks.
(Camera clicks off.)