Post by Ravager on Dec 30, 2005 14:52:10 GMT -5
Ravager in the ring. He's pouring some water on his plant. Josh Reynolds sneaks into the ring.
Josh: Um, Ravager?
Ravager: Tell Winchell I've given him all the rent I'm willing to pay.
Josh: It's not that. I just wanted to get your thoughts on some comments made by Chris Casino.
Ravager stops watering the plant.
Ravager: You know, for a guy who's not concerned about me, he sure can't get me out of his mind. Always making fun. (chuckles) If I didn't know better I'd say he had a crush on me.
Josh: Is that a challenge?
Ravager: If I challenged him I'd make it memorable. Let that pony-tailed flash in the pan talk all he wants. I have business to take care of before I consider any loftier goals. This Monday I have Static. Someone I've never pinned one on one. In a falls count anywhere match. Funny.
Josh: What's funny?
Ravager: I just thought of something. I'm the number one contender for the Provincial Title. I'm high on the contenders list for the NAPW title. Static's team with Rex Caliber is the top contender for the tag team title. Yet Static and I are in a match, while Casino's buddies D-X get the tag title shot.
Josh: What are you suggesting?
Ravager: It's a practice common with a casino. I don't see why Chris would be any different. You see, when some poor sap gets on a lucky streak, the casino, they have to protect their profits. They want money to come in, not go out. So what they do, they send over some poor schmuck called a "cooler" to sit next to the lucky guy. Hurt his confidence. Get him to start making bad plays. Put him back on the losing track. And I think our friend Mr. Casino is doing the same thing with Static and I. I may not be on a winning streak, but I have enough career momentum right now to go far. Static is on a hot streak, and is certainly a threat to win tag team gold. And yet here we are, fighting in a meaningless match while the World champ sits at home and a team on a losing streak goes for the Tag Titles. Static and I are cooling each other. (chuckles) If he pulled this crap on anybody else I'd be applauding.
Josh: That's quite a conspiracy theory.
Ravager: Yeah, I'm talking crazy. I mean, surely my friends in the office would never allow... okay, but my fellow wrestlers I've endeared myself to... (chuckles) The price I pay for being a loner. I guess I'll have to get momentum back the old fashioned way.
Josh: What do you mean?
Ravager: Have you seen Static in the building today?
To Be Continued
Josh: Um, Ravager?
Ravager: Tell Winchell I've given him all the rent I'm willing to pay.
Josh: It's not that. I just wanted to get your thoughts on some comments made by Chris Casino.
Ravager stops watering the plant.
Ravager: You know, for a guy who's not concerned about me, he sure can't get me out of his mind. Always making fun. (chuckles) If I didn't know better I'd say he had a crush on me.
Josh: Is that a challenge?
Ravager: If I challenged him I'd make it memorable. Let that pony-tailed flash in the pan talk all he wants. I have business to take care of before I consider any loftier goals. This Monday I have Static. Someone I've never pinned one on one. In a falls count anywhere match. Funny.
Josh: What's funny?
Ravager: I just thought of something. I'm the number one contender for the Provincial Title. I'm high on the contenders list for the NAPW title. Static's team with Rex Caliber is the top contender for the tag team title. Yet Static and I are in a match, while Casino's buddies D-X get the tag title shot.
Josh: What are you suggesting?
Ravager: It's a practice common with a casino. I don't see why Chris would be any different. You see, when some poor sap gets on a lucky streak, the casino, they have to protect their profits. They want money to come in, not go out. So what they do, they send over some poor schmuck called a "cooler" to sit next to the lucky guy. Hurt his confidence. Get him to start making bad plays. Put him back on the losing track. And I think our friend Mr. Casino is doing the same thing with Static and I. I may not be on a winning streak, but I have enough career momentum right now to go far. Static is on a hot streak, and is certainly a threat to win tag team gold. And yet here we are, fighting in a meaningless match while the World champ sits at home and a team on a losing streak goes for the Tag Titles. Static and I are cooling each other. (chuckles) If he pulled this crap on anybody else I'd be applauding.
Josh: That's quite a conspiracy theory.
Ravager: Yeah, I'm talking crazy. I mean, surely my friends in the office would never allow... okay, but my fellow wrestlers I've endeared myself to... (chuckles) The price I pay for being a loner. I guess I'll have to get momentum back the old fashioned way.
Josh: What do you mean?
Ravager: Have you seen Static in the building today?
To Be Continued