Who'd Win

["Superstar" Deathrow]

OK, this is somethings thats pondered me for a few years. Not sure why? But it has. Who would win in a Fight.

Orville "the popcorn KING" Redenbacher VS Colonel "KFC" Sanders

I myself think. Orville would win. He may look like a peon. But (BLEEP) he's probally got some of the dirtiest moves up his sleeves like I don't even know of.

[Stylin' Kyle Roberts [REBEL]]

You know Sanders has done some badass shit to attain his rank of colonel.

Also, the Colonel's seen a lot of death, since he killed a lot of chickens for his early restaurants. What's Orville done? Grown corn?

That Southern charmer would mop the floor with the four-eyed agricultural nerd.

[Krusty Kid Paul]

(BLEEP) that (BLEEP) let's make it a three way between the Colonel Orville and kenny rogers house of rotisatary chicken...

And kenny rogers win by knock out thanks to Dolly partons and her enormus PUPPIES!!!!!!!!

[Patrick Bickle]

The Colonel! He's got Pizza Hut and Taco Bell on his side, and those (BLEEP)ers took on the Imperials in Episode I (commercials). Orville is on his own...and popcorn is overrated. Go burn somebody elses microwave. Ass.

[D!]

Guys, guys. Orville Redenbacher is a soft-looking millionaire who likes to invent things. Now who does that remind you of?

Since we now know Redenbacher is the spokesperson equivalent of Batman, why must you put him down? Like he can't invent some machine to weaken Sanders, or at least plan circles around his quaint military tactics.