Post by Ravager on Dec 29, 2005 14:13:09 GMT -5
Josh Reynolds is making his way to the ring. As he walks he passes by several NAPW security members, lying unconscious on the floor. As he gets nearer to the ring, he sees "The Irish Adonis" Bobby O'Brady with a steel chair bent over his head. Josh nervously gets into the ring, pausing to quickly duck a screaming Wayne Wright, who is dumped to the floor. Ravager has taken over the ring. He has set up a sleeping bag. He has a cooler, a suitcase, a toolbox, and for some reason, a potted plant. Ravager is busy making himself at home.
Josh: Um, Ravager?
Ravager: Josh. You saw what happened to the last person who tried to make me leave.
Josh: Wouldn't dream of it. But why are you moving in here? Again?
Ravager: Well, I'm tired of sleeping on the floor at my apartment. I'm getting jerked around by my insurance guy. Something I'll take care of after Monday Night. But for now, I thought here's as good a place as any.
Josh: You're a bit early for your match.
Ravager: You can never be too early.
Josh: Well, sooner or later you'll have to leave.
Ravager: I'll leave when I'm ready. Anybody tries to tell me different... (chuckles) Remember, anything I do in the ring is nice and legal.
Josh: So, you're just going to stay here?
Ravager: Why not? They got showers here. Places to train. I got enough with me to keep me occupied...
Josh: What about your wrist? Should you be training? You know your opponents will try to exploit your injury.
Ravager holds up his cast. Showing off the target drawn on it.
Ravager: I'm counting on it.
Josh: Okay.... Hey what are you doing about food? That cooler won't keep much for long.
Ravager: That's just for water and non perishable drinks.
Pizza delivery guy comes in.
Pizza Guy: I have an extra large Vegetarian with extra cheese...
Ravager: Right here!
Ravager pays the Pizza Guy and starts to eat his pizza.
Ravager: I'll talk more when I'm done eating. You can show yourself out.
Josh: But...
Ravager: (menacing) Would you like me to show you out?
Josh: NO! I'll come back... Hey, can I have a small slice? I missed breakfast...
Ravager just glares.
Josh: Right. I'll stop at the vending machine. I'll see you around.
Josh stumbles out of the ring and as far away as possible. Ravager puts on his earphones and listens to his iPod as he enjoys his dinner.
To Be Continued...
Josh: Um, Ravager?
Ravager: Josh. You saw what happened to the last person who tried to make me leave.
Josh: Wouldn't dream of it. But why are you moving in here? Again?
Ravager: Well, I'm tired of sleeping on the floor at my apartment. I'm getting jerked around by my insurance guy. Something I'll take care of after Monday Night. But for now, I thought here's as good a place as any.
Josh: You're a bit early for your match.
Ravager: You can never be too early.
Josh: Well, sooner or later you'll have to leave.
Ravager: I'll leave when I'm ready. Anybody tries to tell me different... (chuckles) Remember, anything I do in the ring is nice and legal.
Josh: So, you're just going to stay here?
Ravager: Why not? They got showers here. Places to train. I got enough with me to keep me occupied...
Josh: What about your wrist? Should you be training? You know your opponents will try to exploit your injury.
Ravager holds up his cast. Showing off the target drawn on it.
Ravager: I'm counting on it.
Josh: Okay.... Hey what are you doing about food? That cooler won't keep much for long.
Ravager: That's just for water and non perishable drinks.
Pizza delivery guy comes in.
Pizza Guy: I have an extra large Vegetarian with extra cheese...
Ravager: Right here!
Ravager pays the Pizza Guy and starts to eat his pizza.
Ravager: I'll talk more when I'm done eating. You can show yourself out.
Josh: But...
Ravager: (menacing) Would you like me to show you out?
Josh: NO! I'll come back... Hey, can I have a small slice? I missed breakfast...
Ravager just glares.
Josh: Right. I'll stop at the vending machine. I'll see you around.
Josh stumbles out of the ring and as far away as possible. Ravager puts on his earphones and listens to his iPod as he enjoys his dinner.
To Be Continued...