THE G.T.H.O.O.L Prediction Thread

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Big Event this weekend, so let's see who everyone thinks will win.

JULY 18 / GET THE HELL OFF OUR LAWN
Edmonton, AB


-NAPW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH-
Static (c) vs D!

D! vs Devastation

-STREET FIGHT-
"The Nexus One" Rex Caliber vs Ravager

Evan Cartwright vs Carter Owens

-PURE HONOR TITLE MATCH-
Patrick Bickle (c) vs Tournament Winner

-PROVINCIAL TITLE MATCH
Stein (c) vs "The Lemondrop Kid" Lloyd Rees

Royal Foundation vs Celtic Assassins

Crash Carver & a mystery partner vs Team Man

-LOSER WEARS A DRESS-
Ainsley Lake vs SUPERSTAR Thomas Deathrow

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-NAPW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH-
Static (c) vs D!

Winner: Static

Comments: Hell of a match, but I think balancing two matches is CRAZY. I give Diego major respect points for doing it with the same character.

D! vs Devastation

Winner: D! by DQ

Comments: Devastation needs to come on big like he was back in March, and it still might not be enough.

-STREET FIGHT-
"The Nexus One" Rex Caliber vs Ravager

Winner: Will start with an R.

Comments: Good luck Allan.

Evan Cartwright vs Carter Owens

Winner: Evan

Comments: Evan is so focused on getting his winning streak started, he will be hard to beat. Carter Owens can do it though.

-PURE HONOR TITLE MATCH-
Patrick Bickle (c) vs Tournament Winner

Winner: N/A I'll edit it after Action.

-PROVINCIAL TITLE MATCH
Stein (c) vs "The Lemondrop Kid" Lloyd Rees

Winner: REES

Comments: Rees has perfected his unique style like no other, and will bring it big time for this show.

Royal Foundation vs Celtic Assassins

Winner: Celtics

Comments: I know of the Celts, and nothing of RF. But RF could come in big time and impress.

Crash Carver & a mystery partner vs Team Man

Winners: Crash and ?

Comments: Crash is one impressive guy.

-LOSER WEARS A DRESS-
Ainsley Lake vs SUPERSTAR Thomas Deathrow

Winner: Ainsley

Comments: The storyline for either wearing a dress will be fun to read.

["Perfection" Evan Cartwright]

-NAPW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH-
Static (c) vs D!

D! under normal circumstances, but not after wrestling Devastation. Static retains and continues his well-deserved reign of terror.

D! vs Devastation

D! really wants this win. Dev will make him work, but I won't think it will matter once Diego really wants something.

-STREET FIGHT-
"The Nexus One" Rex Caliber vs Ravager

REVENGE ON REX! MWAHAHAHAHA!! Should be a massive brawl between these NAPW mainstays, but I see good things in Ravager's future... like a win here.

Evan Cartwright vs Carter Owens

Hah, I dare not jinx myself. Good luck on ya, Sir Owens.

-PURE HONOR TITLE MATCH-
Patrick Bickle (c) vs Tournament Winner

Depends who the tournament winner is. I guess we'll find out later today. Either way, I'll go with Bickle here, the man is simply on FIYAH!

-PROVINCIAL TITLE MATCH
Stein (c) vs "The Lemondrop Kid" Lloyd Rees

I want to be the only 3 time Provincial Champ! Heh, just playing. If Rees can do it, more power to him, but I know Stein--and he is one of the best NAPW has to offer.

Royal Foundation vs Celtic Assassins

Royal Foundation, we don't know about yet, so I'll reserve judgment. Celtic Asses take this one and possibly start a feud with the new team? Stranger things have happened.

Crash Carver & a mystery partner vs Team Man

Crash really does need this win and revenge on Team Freaky Metrosexual. Plus, mysteries are always intriguing, if done correctly.

-LOSER WEARS A DRESS-
Ainsley Lake vs SUPERSTAR Thomas Deathrow

As much as I'd like to see my boy, Sir Thomas, pick up the win... seeing him relish his time in a dress is too funny to pass up. Ainsley "Lady of the" Lake is a kick-ass, smart-ass player in this fed, I like what she brings to the table.

[Krusty Kid Paul]

Staitc Vs D!

its a tought one...but i think D! will pull this on off good,

D Vs Devastation.

Once again D! but hey it least ill be right with one of them...

Rex Vs Ravanger

I think Rex is going doow...Sorry Sexy Rexy

Evan Vs Carter.

Evan baby all the wayyyy whooooooo...if you lose Evan you our of the will.

Bickle Vs Dextro.

I think Dextro can take him....(What do you mean he hasnt won yet.)

Stein Vs Llyod.

Well thats a tuff call cause i bet Stein but Llyod beat me...but that was luck so Stein takes this one..

Royal foundation Vs Celtic Assassins.

Wel if there name was crown royal i would be cheering for them so this one goes to the Assassins.

Crash and the ? Vs Team Man.

Team man.

Anisly Vs The walking STD.

Tommy baby even though i think he would look better in that dress

[Patrick Bickle]

Static vs. D!

I'm going with D!, too much fire in the eyes when he accepted challenges. I figure a huge walk through Dev, and a HUGE battle win.

Devastation vs. D!

Answered in previous, but D! to say again.

Rex Caliber vs. Ravager

I think this will be wild even, but people have previously voted Ravager, so I'll vote Rex to even it out. And the whole...kicking ass thing.

Evan Cartwright vs. Carter Owens

Hmmm...I'm saying Evan.

Patrick Bickle vs. Tournament Winner

hey! I got a vote! Last PPV I got voted against 8 times.

Stein vs. Lloyd Rees

SMOTHERED IN KETCHUP!!! 'nuff said.

Royal Foundation vs. Celtic Assassins

Having a debut victory against the Celts would be too much. Celts.

Crash vs. Team Man

I love Team Man...I'd buy a manwhich if it were for sale. MAN!

Ainsley Lake vs. The Superstar

I love Ainsley's stuff, so she gets my vote.

[Ravager]

-NAPW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH-
Static (c) vs D!

I'm picking Static, though D! will put up quite a fight.

D! vs Devastation

But I do think D! will take Devastation. D!'s wanted this for so long...

-STREET FIGHT-
"The Nexus One" Rex Caliber vs Ravager

Good luck to you as well Bo.


Evan Cartwright vs Carter Owens

You don't mess with Perfection, even if you are coming into your own. This will be a great match.

-PURE HONOR TITLE MATCH-
Patrick Bickle (c) vs Dextro

Bickle. Dextro. Pure Honor match. My head hurts... But I'm picking Bickle. The man is going to be hard to unseat as Pure Honor champ. Dextro is good. But is he that good? Can't wait to find out...

-PROVINCIAL TITLE MATCH
Stein (c) vs "The Lemondrop Kid" Lloyd Rees

Hard to call. Stein by a nose, though never count out a man with Ol' Salty, Longshot, and Joseph Winchell behind him.

Royal Foundation vs Celtic Assassins

No comment

Crash Carver & a mystery partner vs Team Man

It all comes down to the mystery partner. Crash is on a roll, but Team Man won't lay down for anyone. I'm picking Crash because he has the element of surprise on his side.

-LOSER WEARS A DRESS-
Ainsley Lake vs SUPERSTAR Thomas Deathrow

Really, does anyone lose here? Ainsley has come on strong as late, plus she has the added incentive of avoiding a date with Deathrow (who I'm told is all hands and always wants to split the dinner bill. I thought he was a gentleman...)

[D!]

-STREET FIGHT-
"The Nexus One" Rex Caliber vs Ravager

Choosing this one's my biggest heartbreaker. I've gone head-to-head with Allan and I've studied Bo's stuff for a long while. Allan's been known to kick my ass, and I respect that power; however, risk-taking and sheer entertainment are going to tilt the fight to Rex Caliber . . . ONE! TWO! THREE!

Evan Cartwright over Carter Owens. Yes, Owens has also owned D!, but Evan's recent heel turn is a glorious thing that hasn't even reached its fullest potential. Owens' is still coming along. Watch for Aaron to shock and delight us.

-PURE HONOR TITLE MATCH-
Patrick Bickle (c) vs Dextro

Dextro's come a long way . . . but then again, what's the deal with Bickle? When he's on, he's on. Creepy, entertaining, funny, surreal, powerful. He's dominant for a reason . . . give my nod to Bickle.

-PROVINCIAL TITLE MATCH
Stein (c) vs "The Lemondrop Kid" Lloyd Rees

Hussey's so underrated . . . he's always got something going on for Rees, he's a fine writer and the character's flippin' brilliant. This is why it saddens me to no end that he's going up against Boston Dave.

Because Boston Dave is so bloody good I'm terrified. This is why I'm sharing characters with him: because I want him on my side. I don't ever want to face him straight. Hell, he writes better Delivery Men than I do and I invented them.

The only reason Boston Dave doesn't challenge for the NAPW Title is because I told him it was made out of poison.

So, in short: Hussey = solid RPer, Boston Dave = elemental force of nature. And that's why Stein's my Provincial Champion.

Celtic Assassins beat the Royal Foundation. And that's pretty much based on the assumption that a new team that doesn't figure the Assassins out in time might not beat them.

Crash and friend take out Team MAN. Crash' stuff is reliably solid and intense, and short of the Manwich, I just don't get Team MAN. What's wrong with me that I don't get Team MAN?

-LOSER WEARS A DRESS-
Ainsley Lake vs SUPERSTAR Thomas Deathrow

STD's been on a streak recently, and consistent as well. Ainsley's phenomenal but unpredictable . . . so Tommy's looking like the safest bet.

So Deathrow wins the match and Ansley wears a dress . . . kinda win/win when you think about it.

Okay, people I didn't predict. Prove me wrong!

["LDK" Lloyd Rees]

Hey Lads,

Here's my guesses, and they are just that...

Static v. D! - I think Static on this one...

D! v. Dev - D! finally gets his revenge on Dev...

Rex v. Rav - Sexy Rexy...

Mr. Cartwright v. Owens - "Perfection" every time...

Bickle v. Dex - New Champion...

Stein v. Rees - Christ! Lloyd's just glad t'be step'n into da ring with someone like Stein...

RF v. CA - CA...

Crash Carver & ? v. Team Man - CC & ? Hell! I'm just glab I don't have to rp against Dave and CC...

Lake v. Superstar - Lake. Deathrow wants to wear the dress...

Cheers fellas,
Hussey

[Ryan Ro [NAPW]]

And now, Ryan's pre-match hopes that will no doubt influence the way he judges each match!


-NAPW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH-
Static (c) vs D!

May the best loudmouth win!


D! vs Devastation

May the biggest ego win!


-STREET FIGHT-
"The Nexus One" Rex Caliber vs Ravager

May the best ass-kicker win!


Evan Cartwright vs Carter Owens

May the best killa technician win!


-PURE HONOR TITLE MATCH-
Patrick Bickle (c) vs Tournament Winner

May the best lunatic win!


-PROVINCIAL TITLE MATCH
Stein (c) vs "The Lemondrop Kid" Lloyd Rees

May the best ... um... well, may the best whatever win!


Royal Foundation vs Celtic Assassins

May the best team win!


Crash Carver & a mystery partner vs Team Man

May the best man win!


-LOSER WEARS A DRESS-
Ainsley Lake vs SUPERSTAR Thomas Deathrow

May the best looking in a dress lose!

["Superstar" Deathrow]

I agree LL Cool J is the Greatest Of All Time... Wait never mind thats G.O.A.T. Wrong thread.

-NAPW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH-
Static (c) vs D!

D. He needs a belt thats worth something. CoC is nothing compard to the NAPW Champ belt.

D! vs Devastation

Some one who starts with a D.

-STREET FIGHT-
"The Nexus One" Rex Caliber vs Ravager

Rav, Rex needs to take his hands out of his pants. An start punching faces insted of the Munchkin.

Evan Cartwright vs Carter Owens

My guess is Carter owns Cartwright

-PURE HONOR TITLE MATCH-
Patrick Bickle (c) vs Tournament Winner

Go Dex, High Five. Bickle don't hurt Baby Dex.

-PROVINCIAL TITLE MATCH
Stein (c) vs "The Lemondrop Kid" Lloyd Rees

(BLEEP)s a Lemondrop kid anyways? Stein wins 9:52 into the match

Royal Foundation vs Celtic Assassins

Only wanna see RF win cause one dudes name is Thomas. Much like the only man who could tell you the square route of PI. Sir Thomas Deathrow. Ha

Crash Carver & a mystery partner vs Team Man

Word on the streets is Carver digs Manwich's. Carvers been hot recently. Him an his partner will tear it up.

-LOSER WEARS A DRESS-
Ainsley Lake vs SUPERSTAR Thomas Deathrow

Just cause I dig STD's. I'll vote for myself.

Back stage I bet KKP beats his 24 pack of Bud Light an cashes in on a bottle of whiskey before the PPV is over.

[Static]

ainsley lake, carver & partner, royal foundation, rees, bickle, cartwright, caliber, devastation... and i shan't vote on my own.