Post by The Decapitators on Dec 27, 2005 17:28:11 GMT -5
Diamond and Axe are seen standing in front of a eight foot high Christmas tree looking quite perplexed.
Axe: This is the worst part of Christmas, taking down the tree....Diamond
Diamond is about 20 feet away running straight toward the tree. At about ten feet away he jumps and lunges for the top of the tree and the angel on it. Diamond holds on to the tree but his weight is too much. The tree bends to one side while Diamonds gains his footing on the carpet below. The Angel slips while Diamond is holding it and the tree snaps back to an upright position. Glass ornaments fly everywhere off the tree, smashing onto the ground, the wall...Axe's face...
Axe (wiping off the glass from his forehead): Well, since theres no snow. We'll have to have an ornament fight (whipping a glass snowman at Diamond, hitting his in the arm)
Diamond (ducking to avoid a glass snowflake which Axe threw like a ninja star): OK, Big Bro. ITS ON!
The two go at it for a couple of minutes, ornaments fly everywhere as th camera cuts to commercial...
HEY KIDS!! DO YOU LIKE WRESTLING??
Kids: YEAH!!
(Clip: D! and Chris Casino lock up in the middle of the ring as a steel cage surrounds them)
DO YOU LIKE FIGHTING?
Kids: YEAH!!
(Clip: Diamondsault onto Static!)
THEN YOU"LL LOVE N-A-P-W!!
Kids: Who?
YES New Alberta PRO WRESTLING IS COMING BACK ON THE AIR AFTER A MUCH DESERVED CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY!!
Kids (chanting) : N-A-P-DUB, N-A-P-DUB, N-A-P-DUB, etc.
IT's NAPW WRESTLING!!
NAPW LOGO Spins onto the black screen.
DON"T MISS IT!!
...Back From Commercial.
Josh Reynolds is shown in front of a giant chaotic ornament slinging battle involving Axe, Diamond, Jack Jones, Bill McNeil, Frank Warburton and Henry Andrews.
Josh (indistinctly ducking to avoid a stream of garland) : This marks the four hour mark of this epic battle which all started with Axe and Diamond trying to take down a Christmas tree.
Since then two crates of ornaments have been dropped off by two "rumored" newcomers to the NAPW locker room. We've all seen them save Christmas and deliver giant foam barbells. But are they now wrestlers??
Back to the actions it seems to me that the one in control of this thing is Henry Andrews, the junior referee, since Axe and Diamond are both tired and bleeding profusely.
The camera shows Henry Andrews about to throw a glass angel ornament when a red, glass ball ornament his him in the cheek. Knocking him unconscious.
Josh: Well there you have it folks the winner of this Ornament Snow-Ball Fight...The Decapitators!
Axe: Well we did start it we might as well be the ones to finish it. We would also like to state that we are ready to return to the NAPW ring. Check out the first Action of the year its gonna be The Decapitators vs. Storm II.
Diamond: Oh by the way Josh.(Handing him a broom) You're cleaning.
Josh (As the two NAPW superstars run off): But...I...awwh maannn....
FADES TO BLACK...
Axe: This is the worst part of Christmas, taking down the tree....Diamond
Diamond is about 20 feet away running straight toward the tree. At about ten feet away he jumps and lunges for the top of the tree and the angel on it. Diamond holds on to the tree but his weight is too much. The tree bends to one side while Diamonds gains his footing on the carpet below. The Angel slips while Diamond is holding it and the tree snaps back to an upright position. Glass ornaments fly everywhere off the tree, smashing onto the ground, the wall...Axe's face...
Axe (wiping off the glass from his forehead): Well, since theres no snow. We'll have to have an ornament fight (whipping a glass snowman at Diamond, hitting his in the arm)
Diamond (ducking to avoid a glass snowflake which Axe threw like a ninja star): OK, Big Bro. ITS ON!
The two go at it for a couple of minutes, ornaments fly everywhere as th camera cuts to commercial...
HEY KIDS!! DO YOU LIKE WRESTLING??
Kids: YEAH!!
(Clip: D! and Chris Casino lock up in the middle of the ring as a steel cage surrounds them)
DO YOU LIKE FIGHTING?
Kids: YEAH!!
(Clip: Diamondsault onto Static!)
THEN YOU"LL LOVE N-A-P-W!!
Kids: Who?
YES New Alberta PRO WRESTLING IS COMING BACK ON THE AIR AFTER A MUCH DESERVED CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY!!
Kids (chanting) : N-A-P-DUB, N-A-P-DUB, N-A-P-DUB, etc.
IT's NAPW WRESTLING!!
NAPW LOGO Spins onto the black screen.
DON"T MISS IT!!
...Back From Commercial.
Josh Reynolds is shown in front of a giant chaotic ornament slinging battle involving Axe, Diamond, Jack Jones, Bill McNeil, Frank Warburton and Henry Andrews.
Josh (indistinctly ducking to avoid a stream of garland) : This marks the four hour mark of this epic battle which all started with Axe and Diamond trying to take down a Christmas tree.
Since then two crates of ornaments have been dropped off by two "rumored" newcomers to the NAPW locker room. We've all seen them save Christmas and deliver giant foam barbells. But are they now wrestlers??
Back to the actions it seems to me that the one in control of this thing is Henry Andrews, the junior referee, since Axe and Diamond are both tired and bleeding profusely.
The camera shows Henry Andrews about to throw a glass angel ornament when a red, glass ball ornament his him in the cheek. Knocking him unconscious.
Josh: Well there you have it folks the winner of this Ornament Snow-Ball Fight...The Decapitators!
Axe: Well we did start it we might as well be the ones to finish it. We would also like to state that we are ready to return to the NAPW ring. Check out the first Action of the year its gonna be The Decapitators vs. Storm II.
Diamond: Oh by the way Josh.(Handing him a broom) You're cleaning.
Josh (As the two NAPW superstars run off): But...I...awwh maannn....
FADES TO BLACK...