People can be so stupid.

["Sick" Billy Kryenik]

So i get home last night around 2 and i'm a little less sober then i usual am.

I get a weird message from a familiar voice asking me to call her back because she needs a favour. I didn't bother calling since i didn't recognize the number and i was high as hell, so i just dismissed it and went to bed.

Then after my morning work out i get a phone call from my ex girlfriend. She's pretty upset so i ask her what's wrong. It turns out that this guy that we refer to as "Yellowman" had pulled a gun on her at Crabby Joes the night before and was threatening to shoot her.

Now his problem with her is; she told her best friend that Yellowman cheated on her. The kicker is, HE DID. Multiple times. She was just being a good friend because she didn't want to see her best friend get hurt.

So what's the (BLEEP)ing deal? People can just cheat and then pull guns on people if someone finds out? That's fricken bull(BLEEP).

Some people make me sick.

[Static]

"My dad - I'd love him if I didn't *hate* him! He spent a fortune hiring every expert on the planet to grow back that equipment you blew off between my legs! He succeeded, although, as you can see, there were side effects..."

[Patrick Bickle]

Not THAT yellow man.