Post by nexusone on Dec 22, 2005 2:15:13 GMT -5
Happy holidays to one and all
Last Monday Me and Beast had a ball
Whipping Immortal and Mike was fun times indeed
Then I sat back to watch D! bleed and bleed
What fun it was to watch the caged carnage
It was even better than watching The Moose sniff garbage
Chris Casino cheated D! out of his belt... what an upset
I'd put the money on me if Casino and I ever met
I would stalk him to the left then stalk him to the right
Then he’d pass out from all the fright
D! would be a good match for about a second or three
What’s that at D!’s feet…is that pee???
He’d forfeit the match to go clean up
I’d look to the ladies at ringside and say “What up”
After that awesome win I’d have to celebrate
As Tiffany watches me and masturba...
Whoa this is a family show.. I almost forgot
I can’t talk about subjects like sex and whatnot
Ok.. composing myself…let’s forget what I just said
Let’s look towards 2006 and what lies ahead
The Beast and Little Kyle fighting for the tag straps??
Did the booking committee have a memory lapse?
I remember kicking their butts on Action
But apparently Rex and Static can’t get no satisfaction
I think The Dudes are trying to get out of wrestling me and Static
Just the thought of it sends them into a crying panic
So now Khaos is my first victim of the new year
I can already in vision that TV belt getting near
Not a man in that tournament can carry my jock strap
I'll give them all a one way ticket to pain.. I’ll even include a map
I’m looking forward to kicking ass in 06
Making lots of money and getting lots of chicks
So to everyone in NAPW I wish you good luck
Your going to need it… especially if you suck
Merry Christmas and all that wonderful crap
And Dudes if you’re looking for Tiff…she’s on my bed taking a NAP!!!
Last Monday Me and Beast had a ball
Whipping Immortal and Mike was fun times indeed
Then I sat back to watch D! bleed and bleed
What fun it was to watch the caged carnage
It was even better than watching The Moose sniff garbage
Chris Casino cheated D! out of his belt... what an upset
I'd put the money on me if Casino and I ever met
I would stalk him to the left then stalk him to the right
Then he’d pass out from all the fright
D! would be a good match for about a second or three
What’s that at D!’s feet…is that pee???
He’d forfeit the match to go clean up
I’d look to the ladies at ringside and say “What up”
After that awesome win I’d have to celebrate
As Tiffany watches me and masturba...
Whoa this is a family show.. I almost forgot
I can’t talk about subjects like sex and whatnot
Ok.. composing myself…let’s forget what I just said
Let’s look towards 2006 and what lies ahead
The Beast and Little Kyle fighting for the tag straps??
Did the booking committee have a memory lapse?
I remember kicking their butts on Action
But apparently Rex and Static can’t get no satisfaction
I think The Dudes are trying to get out of wrestling me and Static
Just the thought of it sends them into a crying panic
So now Khaos is my first victim of the new year
I can already in vision that TV belt getting near
Not a man in that tournament can carry my jock strap
I'll give them all a one way ticket to pain.. I’ll even include a map
I’m looking forward to kicking ass in 06
Making lots of money and getting lots of chicks
So to everyone in NAPW I wish you good luck
Your going to need it… especially if you suck
Merry Christmas and all that wonderful crap
And Dudes if you’re looking for Tiff…she’s on my bed taking a NAP!!!
