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CLIP: Calgary Connection--The Hatchet and The Fixer, each in a casual dark suit and sunglasses--are sitting in a corner of a small bistro in Edmonton. The Fixer flicks a glance to The Hatchet. For his part, The Hatchet is looking pleased about something…
THE FIXER: It seems, my disagreeociate, that we have...opponents.
THE HATCHET: But do we have competition? That's the REAL question...
Travis - “Sing”
travis.ography.co.uk/realmedia/travis/sing.rm
INSTRUMENTAL
CLIP: We see a pleasant restaurant, where a happy young couple is enjoying a meal. In walks The Ravager, who makes a beeline for the table. Without acknowledging anyone, he grabs the young male and slams him through the table.
CLIP: “The Moose" Mark Miller is in front of Commonwealth Stadium in Edmonton. He points towards the football stadium and raises his arms.
CLIP: The Dragon is talking to the camera, then pulls out a Magic 8 Ball, which the camera zooms in on. The ball reads “Feel the Blaze”.
CLIP: A man takes a piece of cloth out of his pants pocket and wraps it around his head, back to the camera the entire time. Static turns around and grins a real nuts-eating grin.
CLIP: Lobo shoves Bill Fleming to the ground, knocking him unconscious.
CLIP: Decapitators Axe and Diamond are sitting at a table playing drinking games. Diamond drinks a shot, almost falling out of his chair.
CLIP: Viking laughs uncontrollably, then stops abruptly and screams at the camera.
CLIP: The New & Improved D-X playing poker. Stylin’ Kyle Roberts starts arguing with Coach Jago about trying to sneak a peek at his cards. Bruce “The Beast” Richards faces the camera, but doesn't bother to leave his seat.
CLIP: Backstage. D! holds out his hand to offer The Plague a handshake. Plague stares at him, then the hand, snorts a laugh, and pushes past D!, walking off camera.
TRAVIS: Baby, you’ve been going so crazy
CLIP: Moose hits Ravager with a Gutbuster on the ropes
CLIP: Ravager Super Brain busters Moose off the top rope.
CLIP: Ravager, holding the Provincial Title, nudges an unconscious Moose with his foot and smirks.
TRAVIS: Lately, nothing seems to be going right
CLIP: D! finishes Viking with the Beat-O-Barrage.
CLIP: Lobo orders Ravager to chair-shot a dazed Static, but Ravager wheels around and chair-shots Lobo with impact!
TRAVIS: Solo, why’d you have to get so low?
CLIP: Dragon vaults over the top ropes and blasts Plague with a no touch over-the-top-rope Corkscrew Splash.
CLIP: Plague rattles Dragon with a Spinebuster.
CLIP: Dragon hits Plague with a Hurricanrana, except Plague catches him and hits the Black Death.
CLIP: Plague celebrating in the aisle with the NAPW Title.
TRAVIS: You’re so… you’ve been waiting in the sun too long
CLIP: Hatchet power slams Stylin’ Kyle on top of a downed Beast.
CLIP: Stylin’ Kyle whacks Hatchet in the back of the head with a trick clipboard.
CLIP: Beast moonsaults onto Hatchet
CLIP: D-X, with NAPW Tag Team belts, celebrate in the ring amidst a hail of cups and plastic bottles.
TRAVIS: But if you sing, siiinnng
CLIP: D! runs footage of Viking on his TV for Career Counseling.
CLIP: Plague is a nightclub booth, surrounded by women that can’t keep their hands off him.
CLIP: Stylin’ Kyle flanked by two hot half-naked girls, both holding his title belts in front of their faces.
TRAVIS: Sing, si-ing, sing, sing
CLIP: An angry Ravager on a cell phone.
CLIP: Ravager trips up Stylin‘ Kyle from ringside.
CLIP: Beast chases Ravager up the ramp.
CLIP: Stylin’ Kyle hits the Emerald Fusion on Fixer.
CLIP: Calgary Connection in an angry backstage confrontation with Ravager.
TRAVIS: For the love you bring won’t mean a thing
CLIP: Ravager slaps Fleming hard upside the head.
CLIP: Ravager pushes Fleming out of the way.
CLIP: Ravager backhand slaps Fleming, knocking him to the ground.
CLIP: Fleming looks off-camera and rubs his sore jaw.
CLIP: Facing Static, Ravager is hit from behind by Fleming with a steel chair.
CLIP: Static and Fleming defiantly back up the ramp.
TRAVIS: Unless you sing, si-ing, sing, sing
CLIP: D! on Whyte Avenue.
CLIP: Plague clocks D! with the NAPW Title.
CLIP: D! hits the Rockettes Kick of Doom on Plague.
CLIP: Plague superplexes D! off of the top rope.
CLIP: D! barrages Plague.
CLIP: D! on the corner turnbuckle, holding the NAPW Title high.
TRAVIS: Colder, crying over your shoulder
CLIP: Static and Fleming having breakfast in a Leduc greasy-spoon.
CLIP: Misery turns his head towards the camera for the first time, revealing his leather mask.
CLIP: J.C. Cook and Monica semi-cuddling while Cook browses a music store.
TRAVIS: Hold her, tell her everything’s gonna be fine
CLIP: Stylin’ Kyle, in a doctor’s uniform, pushing a sick girl out of the way.
CLIP: Beast, in a doctor’s uniform, kissing a youg mother’s hand.
CLIP: Decapitators, dressed in doctors’ uniforms, holding a picture of Red Riding Roberts.
CLIP: Static and Fleming having Chinese food in Static’s apartment.
TRAVIS:: Surely, you’ve been going too early
CLIP: Plague slams back a shot of whisky in a bar.
CLIP: Plague slams back a shot of whisky.
CLIP: Plague slams back a shot of whisky.
CLIP: Plague slams back a shot of whisky.
CLIP: Plague mashes a greasy cheeseburger in D!’s face at Marco’s.
CLIP: A stern-looking D! in a black-and-white promo showing a black armband on his bicep.
TRAVIS: Hurry, ‘cause no one’s gonna be stopped
CLIP: Static and Fleming having dinner in a city restaurant.
CLIP: Khaos climbing a turnbuckle and roaring for the crowd.
CLIP: The Immortal getting in D!’s face.
CLIP: Immortal talking with Mirage and Nightmare in a gym.
TRAVIS: No! No! No! No! No!
CLIP: Static hits Ravager with a Lionsault.
CLIP: Ravager gets his knees up to block Static’s Moment of Clarity.
CLIP: Special guest referee Lobo grabs a steel chair from Static’s hands.
CLIP: Lobo drills Ravager with a steel chair.
CLIP: Static and Fleming hugging with the Provincial Title held high.
TRAVIS: If you siiiiinnnnng
CLIP: Stylin’ Kyle, at ringside, drapes Beast’s leg over the lower rope, turns to taunt the fans, then turns around and screams when he sees the ref’s counted the fall.
CLIP: Beast slams Stylin’ Kyle repeatedly against the wall.
TRAVIS: Sing, si-ing, sing, sing
CLIP: Plague Black Deaths a helpless D!
CLIP: Static drops Lobo with a chain wrapped around his fist.
CLIP: Ravager gives a shirtless Fleming the Super Brainbuster in the ring.
CLIP: D! cold-cocks Plague with a microphone.
TRAVIS: For the love you bring won’t mean a thing
CLIP: D! hammerlocks Ravager against a dumpster.
CLIP: Ravager holds D! by the throat near the edge of a rooftop.
TRAVIS: Unless you sing, siiinnng, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing
CLIP: DJ “Whoopass” Wigger makes his way to the ring.
CLIP: Rex Caliber is in an airport, stretching his hands out as if he’s reading a marquee.
CLIP: Technique cuts a promo from his ‘64 Impala.
CLIP: Storm are trashing a bar.
CLIP: Death and Don Marintino give the boots to Dragon in Bute Park.
CLIP: Crusher giving an intense promo.
CLIP: With a flash of light we get a slight look at Minstrel’s face, covered with his greasy hair, barely flashing a small grin.
INSTRUMENTAL
CLIP: Immortal clotheslines Death and Marintino out of the ring.
CLIP: Technique dropkicks Dragon over the ropes.
CLIP: Crusher spears DJ Wigger out of the ring.
CLIP: Immortal chokeslams Moose and Joey Malone to the outside.
CLIP: Rex Caliber tosses Crusher outside.
CLIP: Minstrel suplexes Technique over the ropes.
CLIP: Minstrel dropkicks Thunder out of the ring.
CLIP: Rex Caliber and Minstrel bundle Immortal out of the ring.
CLIP: Rex Caliber clotheslines Minstrel over the ropes.
CLIP: Rex Caliber celebrates in the middle of the ring.
TRAVIS: OOOOOOOOOO
CLIP: Misery gives a bloodied Cook Misery Loves Company.
CLIP: Misery gives Cook a second Misery Loves Company.
CLIP: Monica cries over Cook as EMTs swarm over him.
CLIP: Lobo chokes Static out with the Dragon Sleeper.
CLIP: Ravager hits Lobo with an Inverted Russian Leg Sweep into a cover.
CLIP: Ravager raises the Provincial Title.
TRAVIS: OOOOO, AAAHH, OH
CLIP: D! and Plague jaw-jacking in the centre of the ring.
CLIP: Plague hits the Black Death on D!.
CLIP: D! rocks Plague with a MurderDeathKill Powerbomb from the top rope.
CLIP: D! with a Buzz Kick straight to Plague‘s head.
CLIP: Plague and D! shake hands.
TRAVIS: OOOOOOOOOO
CLIP: The Dudes--Michael Johnston and Cameron Scott are playing videogames while Tiffany McIntyre looks exasperated.
CLIP: Mike plants Beast with a Spinning Tornado DDT.
CLIP: Cam hits the Neck Crick on Stylin‘ Kyle.
CLIP: In the ring, The Dudes and Tiffany celebrate with their Tag Titles.
TRAVIS: Baby, there’s something going on today
CLIP: Technique takes out Ravager and Minstrel with a Senton Dive.
CLIP: Ravager staple guns Minstrel‘s chest.
CLIP: Ravager Super Brainbusters Technique.
CLIP: Minstrel gives Ravager an Inverted DDT from the tope rope.
CLIP: Minstrel, backing up the ramp, holding the Provincial Title and laughing.
TRAVIS: But I say
CLIP: D! in Kinsmen Park at night, looking up at the High Level Bridge, then at us.
TRAVIS: Nothing
CLIP: Chris Casino smiles a cocky smile in his debut.
TRAVIS: Nothing
CLIP: Chris Casino jaw-jacks with D! in the ring.
TRAVIS: Nothing
CLIP: The blue steel cage.
TRAVIS: Nothing
CLIP: A bloody D! locks Pleasant Cycling onto Chris Casino.
TRAVIS: Nothing
CLIP: Terry Brandon leads D-X out from the back.
TRAVIS: Nothing
CLIP: Chris Casino hits D! from behind with a steel briefcase.
TRAVIS: Nothing
CLIP: Beast chokeslams a groggy D!
TRAVIS: Nothing
CLIP: D! screams in agony from Stylin‘ Kyle‘s Beartamer.
TRAVIS: Nothing
CLIP: Chris Casino waffles D! with the NAPW Title.
TRAVIS: Nothing at all, na na na na
CLIP: Chris Casino and D-X pose at the top of the cage, Casino clutching the NAPW Title.
TRAVIS: But if you siiiiinnnnng
CLIP: Mike and Tiffany are playing with Christmas presents while Cam sings to the camera.
TRAVIS: Sing, si-ing, sing, sing
CLIP: Khaos dances the “Go Doomsday“.
CLIP: Thunder uses batteries and a wire to make two dolls‘ heads burst into flames.
CLIP: Ravager Dragon Suplexes a man through the window of Tim Horton‘s.
CLIP: Close-up of Apocalypse smiling white teeth through his black and red mask.
TRAVIS: For the love you bring won’t mean a thing
CLIP: Mirage and the Nameless One enter the arena through green lights and fog
CLIP: Mirage forces Nameless down to his knees to kiss is boots.
CLIP: Nameless powerbombs Mirage through the timekeeper’s table.
CLIP: Nameless stands on the entrance stage wearing his silver mask, transformed into The Predator
TRAVIS: Unless you sing, si-ing, sing, sing, sing
CLIP: Two delivery men go at it with giant foam ninja weapons.
CLIP: A drugged polar bear pins Stylin‘ Kyle in an outdoors wrestling ring.
CLIP: D-X double-clothesline D! over a balcony railing.
CLIP: Rex, Static and Fleming walk down the Airport with varying degrees of enthusiasm.
CLIP: Lobo choke-slams an Asian tourist.
TRAVIS: Oh, baby, sing, siiinnng
CLIP: Misery gets tasered and pepper-sprayed by Ravager’s “family”.
CLIP: Beast leaps off the turnbuckle to smash a dinner plate on Axe’s head, then poses and screams “Opa!”
TRAVIS: Sing, si-ing, sing, sing
CLIP: Tempest devastates Khaos with a Blue Thunder Driver.
CLIP: Casino hits the Cash Out off the top rope onto Moose.
CLIP: Diamond Diamondsaults onto Static
CLIP: Rex Caliber blasts Axe with Total Annihilation.
TRAVIS: For the love you bring won’t mean a thing
CLIP: Immortal’s on the top turnbuckle and teetering over, unconscious. Minstrel runs to the outside of the ring and lies down for him. Immortal flops over in an unwitting Killing Joke, and Minstrel rolls out of the way at the last second.
TRAVIS: Unless you sing, si-ing, si-ing, sing
CLIP: Static in a recording studio yowling away with a guitar and microphone.
CLIP: Ravager watching TV with a pained expression.
TEXT: HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO OUR GREAT NAPW FANS
TEXT: THANK YOU FOR 2005
CLIP: D! walking in Kinsmen Park.
D!: That's what makes for great matches--the love of a challenge. The joy.
THE FIXER: It seems, my disagreeociate, that we have...opponents.
THE HATCHET: But do we have competition? That's the REAL question...
Travis - “Sing”
travis.ography.co.uk/realmedia/travis/sing.rm
INSTRUMENTAL
CLIP: We see a pleasant restaurant, where a happy young couple is enjoying a meal. In walks The Ravager, who makes a beeline for the table. Without acknowledging anyone, he grabs the young male and slams him through the table.
CLIP: “The Moose" Mark Miller is in front of Commonwealth Stadium in Edmonton. He points towards the football stadium and raises his arms.
CLIP: The Dragon is talking to the camera, then pulls out a Magic 8 Ball, which the camera zooms in on. The ball reads “Feel the Blaze”.
CLIP: A man takes a piece of cloth out of his pants pocket and wraps it around his head, back to the camera the entire time. Static turns around and grins a real nuts-eating grin.
CLIP: Lobo shoves Bill Fleming to the ground, knocking him unconscious.
CLIP: Decapitators Axe and Diamond are sitting at a table playing drinking games. Diamond drinks a shot, almost falling out of his chair.
CLIP: Viking laughs uncontrollably, then stops abruptly and screams at the camera.
CLIP: The New & Improved D-X playing poker. Stylin’ Kyle Roberts starts arguing with Coach Jago about trying to sneak a peek at his cards. Bruce “The Beast” Richards faces the camera, but doesn't bother to leave his seat.
CLIP: Backstage. D! holds out his hand to offer The Plague a handshake. Plague stares at him, then the hand, snorts a laugh, and pushes past D!, walking off camera.
TRAVIS: Baby, you’ve been going so crazy
CLIP: Moose hits Ravager with a Gutbuster on the ropes
CLIP: Ravager Super Brain busters Moose off the top rope.
CLIP: Ravager, holding the Provincial Title, nudges an unconscious Moose with his foot and smirks.
TRAVIS: Lately, nothing seems to be going right
CLIP: D! finishes Viking with the Beat-O-Barrage.
CLIP: Lobo orders Ravager to chair-shot a dazed Static, but Ravager wheels around and chair-shots Lobo with impact!
TRAVIS: Solo, why’d you have to get so low?
CLIP: Dragon vaults over the top ropes and blasts Plague with a no touch over-the-top-rope Corkscrew Splash.
CLIP: Plague rattles Dragon with a Spinebuster.
CLIP: Dragon hits Plague with a Hurricanrana, except Plague catches him and hits the Black Death.
CLIP: Plague celebrating in the aisle with the NAPW Title.
TRAVIS: You’re so… you’ve been waiting in the sun too long
CLIP: Hatchet power slams Stylin’ Kyle on top of a downed Beast.
CLIP: Stylin’ Kyle whacks Hatchet in the back of the head with a trick clipboard.
CLIP: Beast moonsaults onto Hatchet
CLIP: D-X, with NAPW Tag Team belts, celebrate in the ring amidst a hail of cups and plastic bottles.
TRAVIS: But if you sing, siiinnng
CLIP: D! runs footage of Viking on his TV for Career Counseling.
CLIP: Plague is a nightclub booth, surrounded by women that can’t keep their hands off him.
CLIP: Stylin’ Kyle flanked by two hot half-naked girls, both holding his title belts in front of their faces.
TRAVIS: Sing, si-ing, sing, sing
CLIP: An angry Ravager on a cell phone.
CLIP: Ravager trips up Stylin‘ Kyle from ringside.
CLIP: Beast chases Ravager up the ramp.
CLIP: Stylin’ Kyle hits the Emerald Fusion on Fixer.
CLIP: Calgary Connection in an angry backstage confrontation with Ravager.
TRAVIS: For the love you bring won’t mean a thing
CLIP: Ravager slaps Fleming hard upside the head.
CLIP: Ravager pushes Fleming out of the way.
CLIP: Ravager backhand slaps Fleming, knocking him to the ground.
CLIP: Fleming looks off-camera and rubs his sore jaw.
CLIP: Facing Static, Ravager is hit from behind by Fleming with a steel chair.
CLIP: Static and Fleming defiantly back up the ramp.
TRAVIS: Unless you sing, si-ing, sing, sing
CLIP: D! on Whyte Avenue.
CLIP: Plague clocks D! with the NAPW Title.
CLIP: D! hits the Rockettes Kick of Doom on Plague.
CLIP: Plague superplexes D! off of the top rope.
CLIP: D! barrages Plague.
CLIP: D! on the corner turnbuckle, holding the NAPW Title high.
TRAVIS: Colder, crying over your shoulder
CLIP: Static and Fleming having breakfast in a Leduc greasy-spoon.
CLIP: Misery turns his head towards the camera for the first time, revealing his leather mask.
CLIP: J.C. Cook and Monica semi-cuddling while Cook browses a music store.
TRAVIS: Hold her, tell her everything’s gonna be fine
CLIP: Stylin’ Kyle, in a doctor’s uniform, pushing a sick girl out of the way.
CLIP: Beast, in a doctor’s uniform, kissing a youg mother’s hand.
CLIP: Decapitators, dressed in doctors’ uniforms, holding a picture of Red Riding Roberts.
CLIP: Static and Fleming having Chinese food in Static’s apartment.
TRAVIS:: Surely, you’ve been going too early
CLIP: Plague slams back a shot of whisky in a bar.
CLIP: Plague slams back a shot of whisky.
CLIP: Plague slams back a shot of whisky.
CLIP: Plague slams back a shot of whisky.
CLIP: Plague mashes a greasy cheeseburger in D!’s face at Marco’s.
CLIP: A stern-looking D! in a black-and-white promo showing a black armband on his bicep.
TRAVIS: Hurry, ‘cause no one’s gonna be stopped
CLIP: Static and Fleming having dinner in a city restaurant.
CLIP: Khaos climbing a turnbuckle and roaring for the crowd.
CLIP: The Immortal getting in D!’s face.
CLIP: Immortal talking with Mirage and Nightmare in a gym.
TRAVIS: No! No! No! No! No!
CLIP: Static hits Ravager with a Lionsault.
CLIP: Ravager gets his knees up to block Static’s Moment of Clarity.
CLIP: Special guest referee Lobo grabs a steel chair from Static’s hands.
CLIP: Lobo drills Ravager with a steel chair.
CLIP: Static and Fleming hugging with the Provincial Title held high.
TRAVIS: If you siiiiinnnnng
CLIP: Stylin’ Kyle, at ringside, drapes Beast’s leg over the lower rope, turns to taunt the fans, then turns around and screams when he sees the ref’s counted the fall.
CLIP: Beast slams Stylin’ Kyle repeatedly against the wall.
TRAVIS: Sing, si-ing, sing, sing
CLIP: Plague Black Deaths a helpless D!
CLIP: Static drops Lobo with a chain wrapped around his fist.
CLIP: Ravager gives a shirtless Fleming the Super Brainbuster in the ring.
CLIP: D! cold-cocks Plague with a microphone.
TRAVIS: For the love you bring won’t mean a thing
CLIP: D! hammerlocks Ravager against a dumpster.
CLIP: Ravager holds D! by the throat near the edge of a rooftop.
TRAVIS: Unless you sing, siiinnng, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing
CLIP: DJ “Whoopass” Wigger makes his way to the ring.
CLIP: Rex Caliber is in an airport, stretching his hands out as if he’s reading a marquee.
CLIP: Technique cuts a promo from his ‘64 Impala.
CLIP: Storm are trashing a bar.
CLIP: Death and Don Marintino give the boots to Dragon in Bute Park.
CLIP: Crusher giving an intense promo.
CLIP: With a flash of light we get a slight look at Minstrel’s face, covered with his greasy hair, barely flashing a small grin.
INSTRUMENTAL
CLIP: Immortal clotheslines Death and Marintino out of the ring.
CLIP: Technique dropkicks Dragon over the ropes.
CLIP: Crusher spears DJ Wigger out of the ring.
CLIP: Immortal chokeslams Moose and Joey Malone to the outside.
CLIP: Rex Caliber tosses Crusher outside.
CLIP: Minstrel suplexes Technique over the ropes.
CLIP: Minstrel dropkicks Thunder out of the ring.
CLIP: Rex Caliber and Minstrel bundle Immortal out of the ring.
CLIP: Rex Caliber clotheslines Minstrel over the ropes.
CLIP: Rex Caliber celebrates in the middle of the ring.
TRAVIS: OOOOOOOOOO
CLIP: Misery gives a bloodied Cook Misery Loves Company.
CLIP: Misery gives Cook a second Misery Loves Company.
CLIP: Monica cries over Cook as EMTs swarm over him.
CLIP: Lobo chokes Static out with the Dragon Sleeper.
CLIP: Ravager hits Lobo with an Inverted Russian Leg Sweep into a cover.
CLIP: Ravager raises the Provincial Title.
TRAVIS: OOOOO, AAAHH, OH
CLIP: D! and Plague jaw-jacking in the centre of the ring.
CLIP: Plague hits the Black Death on D!.
CLIP: D! rocks Plague with a MurderDeathKill Powerbomb from the top rope.
CLIP: D! with a Buzz Kick straight to Plague‘s head.
CLIP: Plague and D! shake hands.
TRAVIS: OOOOOOOOOO
CLIP: The Dudes--Michael Johnston and Cameron Scott are playing videogames while Tiffany McIntyre looks exasperated.
CLIP: Mike plants Beast with a Spinning Tornado DDT.
CLIP: Cam hits the Neck Crick on Stylin‘ Kyle.
CLIP: In the ring, The Dudes and Tiffany celebrate with their Tag Titles.
TRAVIS: Baby, there’s something going on today
CLIP: Technique takes out Ravager and Minstrel with a Senton Dive.
CLIP: Ravager staple guns Minstrel‘s chest.
CLIP: Ravager Super Brainbusters Technique.
CLIP: Minstrel gives Ravager an Inverted DDT from the tope rope.
CLIP: Minstrel, backing up the ramp, holding the Provincial Title and laughing.
TRAVIS: But I say
CLIP: D! in Kinsmen Park at night, looking up at the High Level Bridge, then at us.
TRAVIS: Nothing
CLIP: Chris Casino smiles a cocky smile in his debut.
TRAVIS: Nothing
CLIP: Chris Casino jaw-jacks with D! in the ring.
TRAVIS: Nothing
CLIP: The blue steel cage.
TRAVIS: Nothing
CLIP: A bloody D! locks Pleasant Cycling onto Chris Casino.
TRAVIS: Nothing
CLIP: Terry Brandon leads D-X out from the back.
TRAVIS: Nothing
CLIP: Chris Casino hits D! from behind with a steel briefcase.
TRAVIS: Nothing
CLIP: Beast chokeslams a groggy D!
TRAVIS: Nothing
CLIP: D! screams in agony from Stylin‘ Kyle‘s Beartamer.
TRAVIS: Nothing
CLIP: Chris Casino waffles D! with the NAPW Title.
TRAVIS: Nothing at all, na na na na
CLIP: Chris Casino and D-X pose at the top of the cage, Casino clutching the NAPW Title.
TRAVIS: But if you siiiiinnnnng
CLIP: Mike and Tiffany are playing with Christmas presents while Cam sings to the camera.
TRAVIS: Sing, si-ing, sing, sing
CLIP: Khaos dances the “Go Doomsday“.
CLIP: Thunder uses batteries and a wire to make two dolls‘ heads burst into flames.
CLIP: Ravager Dragon Suplexes a man through the window of Tim Horton‘s.
CLIP: Close-up of Apocalypse smiling white teeth through his black and red mask.
TRAVIS: For the love you bring won’t mean a thing
CLIP: Mirage and the Nameless One enter the arena through green lights and fog
CLIP: Mirage forces Nameless down to his knees to kiss is boots.
CLIP: Nameless powerbombs Mirage through the timekeeper’s table.
CLIP: Nameless stands on the entrance stage wearing his silver mask, transformed into The Predator
TRAVIS: Unless you sing, si-ing, sing, sing, sing
CLIP: Two delivery men go at it with giant foam ninja weapons.
CLIP: A drugged polar bear pins Stylin‘ Kyle in an outdoors wrestling ring.
CLIP: D-X double-clothesline D! over a balcony railing.
CLIP: Rex, Static and Fleming walk down the Airport with varying degrees of enthusiasm.
CLIP: Lobo choke-slams an Asian tourist.
TRAVIS: Oh, baby, sing, siiinnng
CLIP: Misery gets tasered and pepper-sprayed by Ravager’s “family”.
CLIP: Beast leaps off the turnbuckle to smash a dinner plate on Axe’s head, then poses and screams “Opa!”
TRAVIS: Sing, si-ing, sing, sing
CLIP: Tempest devastates Khaos with a Blue Thunder Driver.
CLIP: Casino hits the Cash Out off the top rope onto Moose.
CLIP: Diamond Diamondsaults onto Static
CLIP: Rex Caliber blasts Axe with Total Annihilation.
TRAVIS: For the love you bring won’t mean a thing
CLIP: Immortal’s on the top turnbuckle and teetering over, unconscious. Minstrel runs to the outside of the ring and lies down for him. Immortal flops over in an unwitting Killing Joke, and Minstrel rolls out of the way at the last second.
TRAVIS: Unless you sing, si-ing, si-ing, sing
CLIP: Static in a recording studio yowling away with a guitar and microphone.
CLIP: Ravager watching TV with a pained expression.
TEXT: HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO OUR GREAT NAPW FANS
TEXT: THANK YOU FOR 2005
CLIP: D! walking in Kinsmen Park.
D!: That's what makes for great matches--the love of a challenge. The joy.