If YOU were a pro wrestler...

[Ryan Ro [NAPW]]

Okay,I'm bored. My friend Erik and I always threw around "What would your finisher be? Name? Catchphrase? Etc." So...if you yourself were a pro wrestler, what would you do?


Ryan Ro
And then the catchphrase. "I will retain my title onetwothree because I AM Ryan Ro... The ONE! MAN! SHOW!"

Finisher would definitely be a sit-out pedigree. Angel's Wings. Throw in a Running STO because I looooove the STO. Double Arm DDT, lariat, and then I'd learn a lot of technical moves. No highflying save maybe the elbow off the second rope and the BIG FAT flying elbow off the top in big matches. Elevated Boston Crab (The Liontamer done RIGHT) and a stiff STF would be the main submission moves. I'd also be a total heel bastard, eye gouging and low blowing with the best of them.


OWWWW!

Long tights and I'd grow my hair out and tie it back, cocky heel Jericho style. ARROGANT COVER~!

[Chris Casino]

I'd be something retarded that the kids and families would dig. Some masked guy with a stupid name lol
Since I have bad knees and all I'd have to stick to being a ground based mat wrestler.

Maybe El Chupacabra

I could come out to some nice mexican hat dancing music or something.

sadly the oklahoma indy scene is pretty pitiful. At 6' and 204 lbs I'm bigger than 75% of the guys any of the local feds have on their roster.

But I can dream.

Actually I always wanted to be a manager or a ref. I'm goofy that way.

[The Decapitators]

I'm actually looking into some feds in Edmonton to train with.

I'd like to wrestle using my real name.

My music would definitely be Welcome Home by Coheed and Cambria. The intro is a mix between Snitsky's theme and Abyss' theme. (I think)

I think I'd make a good hoss or technical wrestler. Lol, First Bret Hart, then Chris Benoit, now me! Alex (Censored)!!!!

I'd also get Edge's current hairstyle.

[D!]

thedecapitators said:

I'm actually looking into some feds in Edmonton to train with.

PWA.

Now stop looking.

[D!]

I don't believe I'd make a great wrestler in real life, but I'm sure I'd make an awesome manager with the Paul Heyman gimmick.

Unfortunately for me, that gimmick is being used by Paul Heyman.

Looks like it's the bookstore for right now.

[Scott [NAPW Staff]]

Yeah, I don't think I'm athletic enough to actually be a wrestler. But I KILL at commentary and I'd make a heck of a heel manager.

I mean; I'm annoying, loudmouthed, egotistical, cocky, overconfident, smarmy looking and good on the mic. What's not to love to hate? ;D

[Ryan Ro [NAPW]]

Guys, come on. This is like, fantasy. I'm not athletic enough either. But if you were or if you could, what would you do? Sheesh. Such pragmatists.

[Ravager]

I really like the mat based/shooter type wrestling. Muscle buster, STO, I saw on one ROH match a diving European Uppercut, which looks awesome. Also, submission moves like the Tazzmission (there is an actual Judo name but the spelling of it escapes me right now), the crossface, or CM Punk's Anaconda Vice (almost a reverse crossface). As for top rope moves, probably the diving headbutt, and of course Instant Karma (taken from a wrestler named El Generico, the generic luchadore. He actually calls the move the Brainbustaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!)

But since my knees are pretty much shot and I get winded climbing stairs, I think I'm resigned to managing or maybe booking. But hey, fantasy, right?

[Nightmare]

MY name would simply be "Nightmare", my finisher "DreamCatcher", and my catch phrase...

"Get ready for a world of hurt, because the Centenial Superstar's gonna give it to ya."

Or something. See, I always dreamed of being in the WWE as Nightmare and win the World HeavyWeight title on my debut, then successfully hold that title for myself for at least one hundred matches, dubbing me the nickname "The Centenial Superstar".

Only dreams, though, only dreams...

[jontees]

Actually I’ve always sort of seen myself managing under my own name. with an agent like gimmick, and working with a wrestler whose gimmick was that of a Hollywood wanna be. Someone who would throw out autographed merchandise to fans at ringside even though they’d be undoubtably a vain heel. At the end of their matches they would autograph their defeated opponents.

[Static]

part-time monkey lawyer
part-time nasa fraud revealer
full-time wwe champ. i'm talking for like, two years.

and i wanna really beat triple h's ass in every kind of match. steel cage, flaming casket, paddle on a pole, you name it. just humiliate that sob.

["Superstar" Deathrow]

static said:

part-time monkey lawyer
part-time nasa fraud revealer
full-time wwe champ. i'm talking for like, two years.

and i wanna really beat triple h's ass in every kind of match. steel cage, flaming casket, paddle on a pole, you name it. just humiliate that sob.

I'd like to see a Static .vs. HHH Bra and Panties mud wrestling match

[travelli]

As I said before I already started training, however at the moment we aint got a training facility yet so we are confined to the trainers back garden.

Only had like 4 or 5 sessions so far lasting about 4 hours each and my style is aparently similar to that of christians which cant be a bad thing.

Been training in the gym consistancy for about 2 years so i got the look goin lol still wanna put on about 20 lbs though.

After measuring myself a couple of days ago it turns out im 5ft 10 168lbs (Im twenty years old and Ive grown two inches in the apst year lol.)

At the moment I got the Oliver Twist Orphan gimmick, its quite comical, I get battered then ask for more. Also I wrestle for food lol. And come out in a waist jacket, shirt, flat cap, cord jeans and a pair of boxing boots.

This gimmick is okay but if I do start having live matches I may shave my head and go for the football hooligan gimmick. Be a really dirty heel. Coz apparently if I shaved my head Id look tough lol.

Even better would be a soccer hooligan faction lol

[Lobo]

however at the moment we aint got a training facility yet so we are confined to the trainers back garden.

are you? Dare I say it?.....a....Backyard wrestler???

(Gasps)

[travelli]

lobo said:

however at the moment we aint got a training facility yet so we are confined to the trainers back garden.

are you? Dare I say it?.....a....Backyard wrestler???

(Gasps)

Unfortunatley at the moment kinda yeah, but our teachers were in the business. One of them has jobbed to both Jake the Snake Roberts and Burchill in the past lol. He was part of some NWA kent based firm.

Our training facility will be organised pretty soon the only reason there have trouble at the moment is due to Ricky Knight who is basically our own local jeff Jarret/Triple H.

He has the biggest firm around here, I wnet to see one of his shows once before and Jake the Snake was in the main event. So its a fairly successful little Indie. Think he has Gangrel working for him at the mo.

His training prices are extortanate tho charging like £150 a weekend. our guys are doing it more for the love tho which is perhaps why he is so intimidated by us.