Joke

[nexusone]

Rumsfeld is reporting to the President and the Cabinet. He says, "Three Brazilian soldiers were killed today in Iraq."

The President says, "Oh, my God!" as he buries his head in his hands. The entire Cabinet is stunned. Usually George Bush shows no reaction whatsoever to these reports.

Just then, Bush looks up and says, "How many is a brazilian??"

From Blue Meanie on Myspace

[Static]

did you hear about this guy, allan ray, on villanova's hoops team? during a game recently, another player smashed into him, and his eyeball fell from its socket.

eww, i know. the coach says it's cool though, he's been trying to get ray to see the floor better all year.

[kvhelden]

*throws tomato*