It's... the Mangler!!!

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It's... the Mangler! Created in a lab by his nemesis, Dr. Horatio, the Mangler has been endowed with the super-human perceptive power to see into the future, and discover whether a person will grow up to be good or evil! With this knowledge, he is able to kill babies before they grow up to be the next Adolph Hitler!

Yes, the rumors are true. After a one-and-a-half-year hiatus, the sometimes weekly internet-radio-drama-comedy THE MANGLER has returned to the airwaves.

The Mangler, played by yours truly, is a wannabe superhero with only one power: the ability to see into the future, and discover whether a person will grow up to be good evil. He then uses these powers to munch on future criminals in their earliest stages. Whether these powers are really legit or not always remains in question.

Opposing him is his grandfather and artificial-creator (long story) Dr. Horatio, played by J.A. DiFranco. Doc H has an affinity for "butt sex" and only eats food products made in Detroit, but mostly delights in foiling the Mangler's plots to put an end to the destruction of the city's children. On the Mangler's side is his best friend and across-the-hall neighbor, the Cosmo Kramer-esque Chris Walczak, who plays himself.

No new episodes are up for download yet, but hop on over to myspace.com/hottmangler486 to join the MYSPACE MANGLER COMMUNITY (which will soon feature supersecret extras, interviews, and bloopers) or waitingforlunch.com to check out the full Mangler archives.

And if you've got a Myspace, please, for the love of God, friend us! We need friends, my god! *cries*

[D!]

Tim Rath's probably got the best deadpan in this series ever.

So hey, we're plugging radio shows?

www.ckua.org/GuyFaulkrand/main.html

Thank yew.

[Ryan Ro [NAPW]]

"I wholeheartedly endorse this product or service."

[Ryan Ro [NAPW]]

Too bad you don't have any voice-acting online, Diego. Or video.


...you know. You should really make use of YouTube. Anybody videotape a Morrissey Christmas?

[Stylin' Kyle Roberts [REBEL]]

Just so people know, Diego and Allan were both writers for Guy Falkrand.

I sometimes filled in as Diego's editor on a very unofficial, very infrequentl basis.

Editor sounds a lot better than "Guy Who Reads Over Scripts, Pointing Out the Occasional Typo and Plot Point."

[D!]

And you were a hell of a lot less annoying than our in-house editors.

[Stylin' Kyle Roberts [REBEL]]

You know, Diego, that video capture tool is looking better and better.

www.thesourcecc.com/estore/product.aspx?language=en-CA&product=2516499

[Stylin' Kyle Roberts [REBEL]]

admin said:

...you know. You should really make use of YouTube. Anybody videotape a Morrissey Christmas?

Yes...Did anyone tape this? Because if they did, they'll be SUED!

[Ryan Ro [NAPW]]

CHEAP. BUY IT.

"I wholeheartedly endorse this product or service."

[Ryan Ro [NAPW]]

But yeah, the mangler. HOT.

"You're a slender nubile figure!"

[D!]

Hmm. Ahh. Yes.

Back on track.

THE MANGLER!!!

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fun factoid:

A few weeks ago, myself and Dr. H, along with some of our other friends, spent a weekend at Chris Walczak's mansion in Mt. Pleasant, MI, where he goes to college. Walczak happens to room with three conservative Jews, and when they heard the lines about a "new-age Auschwitz," and "CURSES, WHERE ARE YOU, YEHWEH?!" hilarity ensued. Being a Jew myself, Dr. H looked at me like, "What? Say something, you moron, so they know we're not jerks!" But eh. I don't apologize for the stuff. Hate it or love it. After it was explained that we didn't mean any ill will to God's chosen people, they loved us again.

[stein]

"Mommy is one of the Chosen People and Daddy believes that Jesus is magic."

[nexusone]

I read all of this and the following quote is the only thing my religion will allow me to comment on...

static said:

Doc H has an affinity for "butt sex"

I have to sit down and listen to any man that will go out and just say they like "butt sex". Now this part of Dr. H needs to be investigated to see if he likes it say like Jasmin St. Claire does or more like Kanyon. Not that there's anything wrong with that..

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nexusone said:

I have to sit down and listen to any man that will go out and just say they like "butt sex". Now this part of Dr. H needs to be investigated to see if he likes it say like Jasmin St. Claire does or more like Kanyon. Not that there's anything wrong with that..

I don't know what episode that's in, but it's safe to say that Doc H is a man who likes sex with almost any and everything. The sexual tension between father and son remain strong throughout the entire series.

HORATIO: "Well, Mangler, that was an excellent exhibition!"
MANGLER: "You're sick, grandfather."
HORATIO: "You bet your delectable chest muscles!"