Post by Bruce "The Beast" Richards on Dec 19, 2005 0:05:42 GMT -5
(We fade up on a gym, as REX CALIBER: and BRUCE "THE BEAST" RICHARDS are standing around chatting in the ring. Kyle Roberts is looking out the window, tense, while Coach Jago stands guard at the door.)
THE BEAST: Okay, Rex, I know you're wanting to leave here for a more...friendly place, but I just want to make sure we're on the same page.
REX CALIBER: Sure, man, whatever it takes to get the win over the Dud and Immoral.
THE BEAST: Anything you do with Static beforehand? I mean, you guys ARE two and oh.
REX CALIBER: Yeah we watch tape and find weakness it our opponents. Then he whines over Fleming.
THE BEAST: So, if I may ask, what was OUR weakness?
REX CALIBER: Anger! Your title lost got you so upset that the Dudes were your object, not us. So we took advantage over mental lapses and out-smarted you.
THE BEAST: You hear that, kyle?
STYLIN' KYLE: Can't talk. Looking for the bear.
THE BEAST: Speaking of mental lapses...
REX CALIBER: Yeah...
THE BEAST: Any double team moves you and Static do? Anything New and Improved-worthy?
REX CALIBER: No not really. I do like the doing a german suplex-clothesline combo, but never got to do it with Static.
THE BEAST: Sounds like a plan. We'll work on that. Should we get Kyle to be our guinea pig?
REX CALIBER: Yeah... He'll work just fine.
THE BEAST: Hey, Kyle! (Gestures to the middle of the ring.) Stand right here!
STYLIN' KYLE: I dunno. That ring looks like it hasn't been bearproofed recently.
REX CALIBER: Let me go get a stuffed bear to mess with him. (Digs around in his duffel bag.)
THE BEAST: Coach, can you get Kyle in that ring?
(Coach does so. Bruce stands behind Kyle, ready for Rex to surprise Kyle with the stuffed bear. Kyle freaks out, Bruce sets his up with a full nelson in time for Rex to clothesline Kyle over Bruce's head.)
STYLIN' KYLE: Bears...They're everywhere...
REX CALIBER: (laughing hard) Oh man, that was awesome.
THE BEAST: Kyle's the entertainer, that's for sure. (Pause.) If only he were pretending.
STYLIN' KYLE: (singing) Deep in the hundred acre woods...
REX CALIBER: Let's take a shower...seperately you perv...then go to a club!
THE BEAST: As long as they serve gin and tonics.
REX CALIBER: I’m sure they do…
THE BEAST: (As they exit the ring.) Well, Rex, after two hours of working together, I think we're as ready as we can be against the Immortal Child and the Lesser Dude. Plus, with the Nexus Improved Clothesline Suplex, we'll be a force to be reckoned with.
REX CALIBER: That’s a hell of a name. Can I trademark it for a new shirt?
THE BEAST: One thing at a time, pal. One thing at a time. (They leave, as Coach waves smelling salts under Kyle's nose. Fade out.)
Co-written with STYLIN' KYLE ROBERTS and REX CALIBER.
THE BEAST: Okay, Rex, I know you're wanting to leave here for a more...friendly place, but I just want to make sure we're on the same page.
REX CALIBER: Sure, man, whatever it takes to get the win over the Dud and Immoral.
THE BEAST: Anything you do with Static beforehand? I mean, you guys ARE two and oh.
REX CALIBER: Yeah we watch tape and find weakness it our opponents. Then he whines over Fleming.
THE BEAST: So, if I may ask, what was OUR weakness?
REX CALIBER: Anger! Your title lost got you so upset that the Dudes were your object, not us. So we took advantage over mental lapses and out-smarted you.
THE BEAST: You hear that, kyle?
STYLIN' KYLE: Can't talk. Looking for the bear.
THE BEAST: Speaking of mental lapses...
REX CALIBER: Yeah...
THE BEAST: Any double team moves you and Static do? Anything New and Improved-worthy?
REX CALIBER: No not really. I do like the doing a german suplex-clothesline combo, but never got to do it with Static.
THE BEAST: Sounds like a plan. We'll work on that. Should we get Kyle to be our guinea pig?
REX CALIBER: Yeah... He'll work just fine.
THE BEAST: Hey, Kyle! (Gestures to the middle of the ring.) Stand right here!
STYLIN' KYLE: I dunno. That ring looks like it hasn't been bearproofed recently.
REX CALIBER: Let me go get a stuffed bear to mess with him. (Digs around in his duffel bag.)
THE BEAST: Coach, can you get Kyle in that ring?
(Coach does so. Bruce stands behind Kyle, ready for Rex to surprise Kyle with the stuffed bear. Kyle freaks out, Bruce sets his up with a full nelson in time for Rex to clothesline Kyle over Bruce's head.)
STYLIN' KYLE: Bears...They're everywhere...
REX CALIBER: (laughing hard) Oh man, that was awesome.
THE BEAST: Kyle's the entertainer, that's for sure. (Pause.) If only he were pretending.
STYLIN' KYLE: (singing) Deep in the hundred acre woods...
REX CALIBER: Let's take a shower...seperately you perv...then go to a club!
THE BEAST: As long as they serve gin and tonics.
REX CALIBER: I’m sure they do…
THE BEAST: (As they exit the ring.) Well, Rex, after two hours of working together, I think we're as ready as we can be against the Immortal Child and the Lesser Dude. Plus, with the Nexus Improved Clothesline Suplex, we'll be a force to be reckoned with.
REX CALIBER: That’s a hell of a name. Can I trademark it for a new shirt?
THE BEAST: One thing at a time, pal. One thing at a time. (They leave, as Coach waves smelling salts under Kyle's nose. Fade out.)
Co-written with STYLIN' KYLE ROBERTS and REX CALIBER.