Joker's Wild Predictions

[Ryan Ro [NAPW]]

Since I know somebody'll do it, get your Joker's Wild predictions heah!

Post em heah, rather.

-NAPW CHAMPIONSHIP STEEL CAGE MATCH-
Chris Casino (c) vs D!

-TRIANGLE LADDER MATCH FOR THE TAG TEAM TITLES-
The Crimes (c) vs The Dudes vs The New & Improved D-X

-PROVINCIAL TITLE MATCH-
Minstrel (c) vs J.C. Cook

-TELEVISION TITLE MATCH-
Don Travelli (c) vs The Crusher

Evan Cartwright vs Maniac

-FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE-
The Doomriders vs The Delivery Men

-SIX-MAN GAUNTLET MATCH-
-FOR AN NAPW TITLE SHOT-
Ravager vs Predator vs Lobo vs Technique vs Thunder vs



I, of course, post NO predictions.

[nexusone]

-NAPW CHAMPIONSHIP STEEL CAGE MATCH-
Chris Casino (c) vs D!

[glow=red,2,300]D! gets the belt back by CHEATING when Plague returns to be his best friend/stalker.[/glow]

-TRIANGLE LADDER MATCH FOR THE TAG TEAM TITLES-
The Crimes (c) vs The Dudes vs The New & Improved D-X

[glow=red,2,300]Like I'm going to bet against myself: NEXT!![/glow]

-PROVINCIAL TITLE MATCH-
Minstrel (c) vs J.C. Cook

[glow=red,2,300]Minstrel but I see him JC busting his ass to win.[/glow]

-TELEVISION TITLE MATCH-
Don Travelli (c) vs The Crusher

[glow=red,2,300]My Steelside comrade Travelli...though Crusher has been bringing it lately.[/glow]

Evan Cartwright vs Maniac

[glow=red,2,300]Evan..he has to win sometime[/glow]

-FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE-
The Doomriders vs The Delivery Men

[glow=red,2,300]Double countout LMAO[/glow]

-SIX-MAN GAUNTLET MATCH-
-FOR AN NAPW TITLE SHOT-
Ravager vs Predator vs Lobo vs Technique vs Thunder vs

[glow=red,2,300]Ravager is the favorite..but I see Lobo sneaking in and stealing it.[/glow]

[theminstrel]

-NAPW CHAMPIONSHIP STEEL CAGE MATCH-
Chris Casino (c) vs D!

Casino, I think D! is slightly rusty and it will cost him

-TRIANGLE LADDER MATCH FOR THE TAG TEAM TITLES-
The Crimes (c) vs The Dudes vs The New & Improved D-X

The Dudes take it in what I think will be one of the best RP battles the NAPW will see

-PROVINCIAL TITLE MATCH-
Minstrel (c) vs J.C. Cook

Good luck buddy, I'm gonna have my hands full

-TELEVISION TITLE MATCH-
Don Travelli (c) vs The Crusher

Travelli

Evan Cartwright vs Maniac

Maniac thanks in part to a Guiness World Record for longest promo

-FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE-
The Doomriders vs The Delivery Men

The Doomriders on their way to a tag title shot

-SIX-MAN GAUNTLET MATCH-
-FOR AN NAPW TITLE SHOT-
Ravager vs Predator vs Lobo vs Technique vs Thunder vs ?

I'm very tempted to say question marks, but I'll say Ravager

[Chris Casino]

-NAPW CHAMPIONSHIP STEEL CAGE MATCH-
I pled the 5th

-TRIANGLE LADDER MATCH FOR THE TAG TEAM TITLES-
The Crimes (c) vs The Dudes vs The New & Improved D-X

The Dudes Dude!

-PROVINCIAL TITLE MATCH-
Minstrel (c) vs J.C. Cook

Minstrel, although it'll be close

-TELEVISION TITLE MATCH-
Don Travelli (c) vs The Crusher

Travelli, time to kiss his ring baby!

Evan Cartwright vs Maniac

I'm pulling for my boy Evan!

-FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE-
The Doomriders vs The Delivery Men

The Doomriders deliver an ass whoopin'

-SIX-MAN GAUNTLET MATCH-
-FOR AN NAPW TITLE SHOT-
Ravager vs Predator vs Lobo vs Technique vs Thunder vs ?

Now, if I were a betting man I'd say that if I lost the title then Ravager would win. However, if I retain then I pick, well Ravager anyway

[Ravager]

-NAPW CHAMPIONSHIP STEEL CAGE MATCH-
Chris Casino (c) vs D!

Hard to call. I think D! may be in a bit over his head here.

-TRIANGLE LADDER MATCH FOR THE TAG TEAM TITLES-
The Crimes (c) vs The Dudes vs The New & Improved D-X

I can see the Crimes retaining in this one, though never count the Dudes out.

-PROVINCIAL TITLE MATCH-
Minstrel (c) vs J.C. Cook

J.C Cook will put up a good fight, but I see this as a double DQ.

-TELEVISION TITLE MATCH-
Don Travelli (c) vs The Crusher

Travelli. No offense intended to Crusher.

Evan Cartwright vs Maniac

Cartwright by the slimmest of margins.

-FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE-
The Doomriders vs The Delivery Men

The Doomriders. They're just too crazy, and the lack of rules will help them, which is a shame because I really like the Delivery Men. I don't think this will be their night.

-SIX-MAN GAUNTLET MATCH-
-FOR AN NAPW TITLE SHOT-
Ravager vs Predator vs Lobo vs Technique vs Thunder vs

In the biggest shock of the evening, DJ "Woopass" Wigger returns to decimate all five other men. (Which is my way of saying I'm not going to predict a match I'm in)


Happy rp'ing all!

["Perfection" Evan Cartwright]

-NAPW CHAMPIONSHIP STEEL CAGE MATCH-
Chris Casino (c) vs D!

D! is a spectacular RPer, but I have to support my boy, Casino on this one. It'll be the best match without a doubt.


-TRIANGLE LADDER MATCH FOR THE TAG TEAM TITLES-
The Crimes (c) vs The Dudes vs The New & Improved D-X

All three teams are highly talented and entertaining, but again, I have to be biased and root for Stylin Kyle and The Beast. But don't get me wrong, Rex and The Dudes rock the body like they rock the party.


-PROVINCIAL TITLE MATCH-
Minstrel (c) vs J.C. Cook

J.C. Who? Heh, just kidding. I see Minstrel eeking out the win and putting on a nice long run as Provincial Champ.


-TELEVISION TITLE MATCH-
Don Travelli (c) vs The Crusher

I see Travelli cementing his status as the champion of TV and placing a pair of cement shoes on Crusher in this one.


Evan Cartwright vs Maniac

I see Maniac putting on another soap opera series and Evan being subjected to another Deer Hunter fiasco. Pass.


-FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE-
The Doomriders vs The Delivery Men

Everyone loves the Delivery Men, myself included. However, I don't see them getting the win over The Doomriders Juggernaught in this one.


-SIX-MAN GAUNTLET MATCH-
-FOR AN NAPW TITLE SHOT-
Ravager vs Predator vs Lobo vs Technique vs Thunder vs

Ravager is the standout of this crowd and he'll prove that he's ready for the main event.

[Stone Zellor]

-NAPW CHAMPIONSHIP STEEL CAGE MATCH-
Chris Casino (c) vs D!
Winner: I'm rooting for D! Go D!

-TRIANGLE LADDER MATCH FOR THE TAG TEAM TITLES-
The Crimes (c) vs The Dudes vs The New & Improved D-X
Winner: To regain... The Dudes!

-PROVINCIAL TITLE MATCH-
Minstrel (c) vs J.C. Cook
Winner: Oh ye of little faith. But good luck.

-TELEVISION TITLE MATCH-
Don Travelli (c) vs The Crusher
Winner: Don Travelli for the win

Evan Cartwright vs Maniac
Winner: In character I don't want either to win, but I'll give the nod to Maniac

-FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE-
The Doomriders vs The Delivery Men
Winners: Go Delivery Men!

-SIX-MAN GAUNTLET MATCH-
-FOR AN NAPW TITLE SHOT-
Ravager vs Predator vs Lobo vs Technique vs Thunder vs
Winner: Ooh, probably Ravager

[Jacob]

-NAPW CHAMPIONSHIP STEEL CAGE MATCH-
Chris Casino (c) vs D!

Casino. No comment.

-TRIANGLE LADDER MATCH FOR THE TAG TEAM TITLES-
The Crimes (c) vs The Dudes vs The New & Improved D-X

Crimes. They got a long reign ahead of 'em. (I can tell!)

-PROVINCIAL TITLE MATCH-
Minstrel (c) vs J.C. Cook

Minstrel. Cook puts up a hell of a fight, though.

-TELEVISION TITLE MATCH-
Don Travelli (c) vs The Crusher

Don. I'm sorry to say Crusher spears that turnbuckle yet again.

Evan Cartwright vs Maniac

Maniac. No comment.

-FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE-
The Doomriders vs The Delivery Men

Delivery Men. Doomriders gonna pay for messin' up #1's hair! Or was it #2 . . . ?

-SIX-MAN GAUNTLET MATCH-
-FOR AN NAPW TITLE SHOT-
Ravager vs Predator vs Lobo vs Technique vs Thunder vs

Let's think about this. It all depends on the best RPs, right? So then it means that the person who REALLY wants it wins. Someone who RPs their ass off.

I mean it from the heart when I say, "If I were none of these people, I'd give either Predator or Ravager a big thumbs up . . ."


Should be a great show, nevertheless.


- Jacob

[maniac]

-NAPW CHAMPIONSHIP STEEL CAGE MATCH-
Chris Casino (c) vs D!
MY PICK: Chris Casino by a hair, although I'm sort of on the fence with this one and to be honest I did eeny meeny miny mo to pick.


-TRIANGLE LADDER MATCH FOR THE TAG TEAM TITLES-
The Crimes (c) vs The Dudes vs The New & Improved D-X
MY PICK: DX, just a hunch.


-PROVINCIAL TITLE MATCH-
Minstrel (c) vs J.C. Cook
MY PICK: Hmm...I'm going with Minstrel because his character is so off the wall, although I think Cook is gonna make it close.


-TELEVISION TITLE MATCH-
Don Travelli (c) vs The Crusher
MY PICK: Travelli.

Evan Cartwright vs Maniac
MY PICK: Won't predict my own match, it's the kiss of death.


-FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE-
The Doomriders vs The Delivery Men
MY PICK: Ho hum...possibly match of the night, I'll play it safe and say double knockout.


-SIX-MAN GAUNTLET MATCH-
-FOR AN NAPW TITLE SHOT-
Ravager vs Predator vs Lobo vs Technique vs Thunder vs
MY PICK: Hmm..either Lobo or Predator, although the mystery opponent has me wondering.

[D!]

-SIX-MAN GAUNTLET MATCH-
-FOR AN NAPW TITLE SHOT-
Ravager vs Predator vs Lobo vs Technique vs Thunder vs

The two biggest threats? Ravager and Predator. Who's gonna take it? Ravager.

With all due respect to Predator, we already have a great mental picture of what he's capable of. With Ravager? We DON'T.

-FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE-
The Doomriders vs The Delivery Men

Well, I can't comment . . . so I'll ask the Delivery Men.

They say "The Delivery Men".

Evan Cartwright vs Maniac

Wow, ties aren't allowed, huh?

Cartwright and his defensive game.

-TELEVISION TITLE MATCH-
Don Travelli (c) vs The Crusher

Travelli. We still don't know who the "real" Crusher is.

-PROVINCIAL TITLE MATCH-
Minstrel (c) vs J.C. Cook

As much as I love Minstrel . . . and you'd have to be a soulless automaton to NOT . . . Cook's covering lost ground, FAST. Give it to the Brit.

-TRIANGLE LADDER MATCH FOR THE TAG TEAM TITLES-
The Crimes (c) vs The Dudes vs The New & Improved D-X

ALL teams are just . . . powerhouses. But when the Dudes bring their A-Game, they're pure poetry.

Incidentally, ACTUALLY writing pure poetry would lose you your match.

-NAPW CHAMPIONSHIP STEEL CAGE MATCH-
Chris Casino (c) vs D!

I'm going into this writing my best stuff ever, period, end of story.

And I STILL don't know.

["Sick" Billy Kryenik]

-NAPW CHAMPIONSHIP STEEL CAGE MATCH-
Chris Casino (c) vs D!

Winner: D! The crowd cheers his name so loudly that Chris Casino's head explodes as quarters fly out of his ears and bells start to ring wildly.

-TRIANGLE LADDER MATCH FOR THE TAG TEAM TITLES-
The Crimes (c) vs The Dudes vs The New & Improved D-X

Winner: The Dudes - John Goodman and Steve Buscemi make a run in and make sure the Dudes Abide.


-PROVINCIAL TITLE MATCH-
Minstrel (c) vs J.C. Cook

Winner: Minstrel forces Cook to tap out for being so entertained.


-TELEVISION TITLE MATCH-
Don Travelli (c) vs The Crusher

Winner: Don Travelli calls a hit on crusher and he is pumped full of 120 rounds of lead.


Evan Cartwright vs Maniac

Winner: Maniac eats his opponent


-FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE-
The Doomriders vs The Delivery Men

Winner: Both are blown to bits by a jealous #88


-SIX-MAN GAUNTLET MATCH-
-FOR AN NAPW TITLE SHOT-
Ravager vs Predator vs Lobo vs Technique vs Thunder vs ??

Winner: Predator shoots his laser beam shoulder pack and destroys the entire human race, subsequently destroying his opponents.

[D!]

kryenik said:

--SIX-MAN GAUNTLET MATCH-
-FOR AN NAPW TITLE SHOT-
Ravager vs Predator vs Lobo vs Technique vs Thunder vs ??

Winner: Predator shoots his laser beam shoulder pack and destroys the entire human race, subsequently destroying his opponents.

Someone get this man a match to write, stat!!!

[predator]

hell YEA if he's gonna have my character destroy the human race! . . . wait, isn't that BAD?

[nexusone]

kryenik said:

-TRIANGLE LADDER MATCH FOR THE TAG TEAM TITLES-
The Crimes (c) vs The Dudes vs The New & Improved D-X

Winner: The Dudes - John Goodman and Steve Buscemi make a run in and make sure the Dudes Abide.

By far the funniest thing I've ever read in this whole damn place. Maybe because I've seen that movie 15 times...maybe because I'm Jeff Bridges cousin... But definitely get this guy a match to write.

[The Decapitators]

-SIX-MAN GAUNTLET MATCH-
-FOR AN NAPW TITLE SHOT-
Ravager vs Predator vs Lobo vs Technique vs Thunder vs

Even though my alter ego is in I gotta go with myself (Lobo) I'll explain later in this reply


-FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE-
The Doomriders vs The Delivery Men

Doomriders. But only to me horribly mangled by the Decaps next PPV.


Evan Cartwright vs Maniac

I have no idea. Possibly Evan if he has help a la Terry Brandon


-TELEVISION TITLE MATCH-
Don Travelli (c) vs The Crusher

Don via cheating


-PROVINCIAL TITLE MATCH-
Minstrel (c) vs J.C. Cook

Cook if he shows no sign of injury. Minstrel is J.C. tries to do a Shooting Star and misses.

-TRIANGLE LADDER MATCH FOR THE TAG TEAM TITLES-
The Crimes (c) vs The Dudes vs The New & Improved D-X

Dude because we need some face champions...or not.

-NAPW CHAMPIONSHIP STEEL CAGE MATCH-
Chris Casino (c) vs D!

D wins. BUT then Lobo comes out and says he wants to use his title shot right then. D! accepts. Lobo then says that HE won't be facing him...Chris will! Chris goes for a low blow. Roll up. 2 time World Champ! Lobo then claims Chris will owe him one.

Well I liked it. Now you know why I don't write matches.