Post by Link Van Haggard on May 15, 2007 22:00:35 GMT -5
The scene opens up to an underground Heavy Metal concert. Some unknown band trying to make a name for them selves is playing. Now the crowd starts to get in a Mosh Pit, people dealing out blows to each other left and right as the band goes on playing their song that seems to drive these fools to act barbaric. Now the scene starts to zoom out into a V.I.P room and in that room you find Link Van Haggard wearing black baggy pants, and no shirt exposing his tattoos. On his right you see a man dressed like Link with a Mo Hawk, way too many piercing and a lot of tattoos, and on his left is a drop dead gorgeous blonde standing at 5’5. Link has his arm around her as he listens to the band play.
Tracy: Babe you are awesome.
Matt: Yeah Link you are going to rock the house.
Link smiles as his best friend and girl friend.
Matt: So Link who is your first match against? I want to see you get your first win.
Link: I have a Tag Team Gauntlet Match alongside some guy called Chris Kodiak for the NAPW World Tag-Team Straps. But I’ll worry about them later down the road as for now I will enjoy the concert and my two favorite people in the world.
They all look back and watch the concert, the scene fades out and when it fades back in they are in a bar and everyone seems to be crowded around one area as you hear them all chant CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! The camera goes through the crowd to reveal Link Van Haggard and his best friend Matt in the middle of a drinking competition. Link seems to be totally wasted and is swerving back and forth on his chair. Now they taken another shot glass and they both down it in one gulp. Link stands up and a couple of guys rush forward to help him but Link shoes them away. Link starts to speak with a heavy slur.
Link: Ok guys now how many of you are NAPW fans?
All the guys surrounding them shout, and Link falls back onto his seat.
Link: Now how many of you have watched it recently.
The same reaction as before comes from the guys.
Link: Now who wants to see me do some impressions of NAPWguys?
They all shout Hell Yeah. There’s a man wearing ZZ Top style sunglasses. Link grabs them off his face and puts them on, he begins strutting.
Link: Look at me look me. I’m a member of the Bluegrass Mafia.
All the guys surrounding him laugh at him and he returns sunglasses to the guy.
Link: Man you guys are my best friends.
Matt: HEY!
Link: Don’t worry Matt I still love you. Hey how bout we all do a sing along.
Link (singing): Everyone can see us together, as we walk on by. And we fly like birds of a feather, I won't tell no lie All the people around us they say, can they be that close. Just let me state for the record Were giving love like a family does.
Everyone: We are family, we are family.
I got all my sisters with me
we are family
Get up everybody sing
we are family we are family.
I got all my sisters with me; I got all my sisters with me.
We are family; we are family
Get up everybody sing.
Matt: Living life is fun and we've just begun to get our share of this worlds delights
High hopes we have for the future and our goal's in sight no we don't
Get depressed Here's what we call the golden rule have faith in you and the things
You do and you won't go wrong oh no this is a family joint yeah yeah.
Everyone: WE are family we are family
I got all my sister's with me
We are family we are family
Get up everybody sing it to me sing it now
Get up everybody jump
Get up get up get up get up get up get up
We are family we are family
I got all my sisters with me I got all my sisters
Get up everybody
Oh oh oh oh yea.
The only sober guy in the bar the bar tender is on the floor laughing hysterically. Now Link goes and hugs all of the guys.
Link: Man if it weren’t for you guys there would be no Link Van Haggard. Bar Tender do you have any hard alcohol.
Bar Tender: yeah let me get you some.
Link takes a swig of it and collapses on the floor and passes out and the scene fades out.
Tracy: Babe you are awesome.
Matt: Yeah Link you are going to rock the house.
Link smiles as his best friend and girl friend.
Matt: So Link who is your first match against? I want to see you get your first win.
Link: I have a Tag Team Gauntlet Match alongside some guy called Chris Kodiak for the NAPW World Tag-Team Straps. But I’ll worry about them later down the road as for now I will enjoy the concert and my two favorite people in the world.
They all look back and watch the concert, the scene fades out and when it fades back in they are in a bar and everyone seems to be crowded around one area as you hear them all chant CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! The camera goes through the crowd to reveal Link Van Haggard and his best friend Matt in the middle of a drinking competition. Link seems to be totally wasted and is swerving back and forth on his chair. Now they taken another shot glass and they both down it in one gulp. Link stands up and a couple of guys rush forward to help him but Link shoes them away. Link starts to speak with a heavy slur.
Link: Ok guys now how many of you are NAPW fans?
All the guys surrounding them shout, and Link falls back onto his seat.
Link: Now how many of you have watched it recently.
The same reaction as before comes from the guys.
Link: Now who wants to see me do some impressions of NAPWguys?
They all shout Hell Yeah. There’s a man wearing ZZ Top style sunglasses. Link grabs them off his face and puts them on, he begins strutting.
Link: Look at me look me. I’m a member of the Bluegrass Mafia.
All the guys surrounding him laugh at him and he returns sunglasses to the guy.
Link: Man you guys are my best friends.
Matt: HEY!
Link: Don’t worry Matt I still love you. Hey how bout we all do a sing along.
Link (singing): Everyone can see us together, as we walk on by. And we fly like birds of a feather, I won't tell no lie All the people around us they say, can they be that close. Just let me state for the record Were giving love like a family does.
Everyone: We are family, we are family.
I got all my sisters with me
we are family
Get up everybody sing
we are family we are family.
I got all my sisters with me; I got all my sisters with me.
We are family; we are family
Get up everybody sing.
Matt: Living life is fun and we've just begun to get our share of this worlds delights
High hopes we have for the future and our goal's in sight no we don't
Get depressed Here's what we call the golden rule have faith in you and the things
You do and you won't go wrong oh no this is a family joint yeah yeah.
Everyone: WE are family we are family
I got all my sister's with me
We are family we are family
Get up everybody sing it to me sing it now
Get up everybody jump
Get up get up get up get up get up get up
We are family we are family
I got all my sisters with me I got all my sisters
Get up everybody
Oh oh oh oh yea.
The only sober guy in the bar the bar tender is on the floor laughing hysterically. Now Link goes and hugs all of the guys.
Link: Man if it weren’t for you guys there would be no Link Van Haggard. Bar Tender do you have any hard alcohol.
Bar Tender: yeah let me get you some.
Link takes a swig of it and collapses on the floor and passes out and the scene fades out.