Post by Kevin Kodiak on Apr 27, 2007 6:00:02 GMT -5
camera opens on a large desk with Kevin Kodiak sitting at it, behind him is a computer and monitor.
KK: "Well well well.. looks like the latest rankings, I dont see the Canadian Lumberjack anywheres...( holds up a piece of paper and then crumbles it and tosses it at the camera) what is up with that??
Last time I was on a card in NAPW, I get my shoulder done in by some guy after the match, and prevously to that I am on a roll up the ladder, and now I miss a card due to injury and I fall off the charts? That doesnt seem right to me. Yes there is lots of talent deserving of a spot on the rankings top 10, but geez is that thing gonna change like I change my socks... daily??? Come on consider what is going down here in NAPW and look at the talent as it is. "
Kodiak gets up and moves his left shoulder in a circular motion.. swinging his arm from side to side and then sits down...
KK: " You see that !! Thats right my busted up shoulder is ready and willing for anyone to step into the ring. I dont know or do I care who my next victim will be in the NAPW, but I want back in the rankings and the only way that will happen is for me to prove myself again. So who ever, when ever, be ready cuz the Lumberjack is ready for you . "
Kodiak picks up a poster ... Tagzavaganza II blazed across the top with a potential list of entrants on it, shows it to the camera.
KK: "Hey who is gonna toss their hat into the ring on this one? So far I have seen a few of the combos that are being put together, and some of them are somewhat unexpected pairings. And on the topic of combos, I will take the combo #5 with chicken fried rice, beef chop suey, and sweet and sour chicken balls with an egg roll..
you ask what am I talking about??? Well my partner for the big tag fest knows full well what I am talking about.. that's right I got the crazy Chinese restauranteur himself in my corner....Fatso Sazuki . I told him one of the stipulations of me tagging up with him is that he supplies the food. Now you may ask what is a lumberjack and a
chinese food delivery boy doing tagging up? Well think about it for a minute... why not we have nothing in common, our styles are totally different, we are two different sized guys, and well our opponents wont know what hit them. So that is the reason. Simple as that.
Kodiak hears the doorbell ring and looks towards the door to his office... a young guy is holding a brown large bag, " You will love Tasy China take out" written on it. He gets up and goes towards the doorway.
KK: "Hey see I told ya that Sazuki knows how to treat his partner and sends me over the best chinese food for miles around.... I gotta eat this while it's hot, so take your camera out of here cuz I aint sharing any of this...
camera fades to black
KK: "Well well well.. looks like the latest rankings, I dont see the Canadian Lumberjack anywheres...( holds up a piece of paper and then crumbles it and tosses it at the camera) what is up with that??
Last time I was on a card in NAPW, I get my shoulder done in by some guy after the match, and prevously to that I am on a roll up the ladder, and now I miss a card due to injury and I fall off the charts? That doesnt seem right to me. Yes there is lots of talent deserving of a spot on the rankings top 10, but geez is that thing gonna change like I change my socks... daily??? Come on consider what is going down here in NAPW and look at the talent as it is. "
Kodiak gets up and moves his left shoulder in a circular motion.. swinging his arm from side to side and then sits down...
KK: " You see that !! Thats right my busted up shoulder is ready and willing for anyone to step into the ring. I dont know or do I care who my next victim will be in the NAPW, but I want back in the rankings and the only way that will happen is for me to prove myself again. So who ever, when ever, be ready cuz the Lumberjack is ready for you . "
Kodiak picks up a poster ... Tagzavaganza II blazed across the top with a potential list of entrants on it, shows it to the camera.
KK: "Hey who is gonna toss their hat into the ring on this one? So far I have seen a few of the combos that are being put together, and some of them are somewhat unexpected pairings. And on the topic of combos, I will take the combo #5 with chicken fried rice, beef chop suey, and sweet and sour chicken balls with an egg roll..
you ask what am I talking about??? Well my partner for the big tag fest knows full well what I am talking about.. that's right I got the crazy Chinese restauranteur himself in my corner....Fatso Sazuki . I told him one of the stipulations of me tagging up with him is that he supplies the food. Now you may ask what is a lumberjack and a
chinese food delivery boy doing tagging up? Well think about it for a minute... why not we have nothing in common, our styles are totally different, we are two different sized guys, and well our opponents wont know what hit them. So that is the reason. Simple as that.
Kodiak hears the doorbell ring and looks towards the door to his office... a young guy is holding a brown large bag, " You will love Tasy China take out" written on it. He gets up and goes towards the doorway.
KK: "Hey see I told ya that Sazuki knows how to treat his partner and sends me over the best chinese food for miles around.... I gotta eat this while it's hot, so take your camera out of here cuz I aint sharing any of this...
camera fades to black