Post by North T. Gunderson on Dec 17, 2005 15:48:06 GMT -5
[Lights up: a cardboard street scene, like a 10year old would make. Enter a pair of “Ken” dolls, with paper masks of Khaos & Crusher. They have strange strings coming from their heads.]
Khaos-doll:
Ugh, unga
Crusher-doll:
Uh
[enter a “Barbie” dolls wearing a tiny Storm shirt.]
Khos-doll:
Ugh, pretty girl, come give us some fun!
BD1:
Ok!
[Close up on Khaos-dolls face being slapped by the “Barbie”]
Crusher-doll:
What you do that for?
BD1:
HE asked for some fun!
[the first doll leaves and 2 more enter]
BD2:
OOOH, aren’t you Khaos & Crusher? The Storms next play things?
Khaos-doll:
Huh? What you mean “plaything”? We will beat Storm!
BD3:
You dumb, ugly, putz. Even if you could beat them, it wouldn’t matter. Haven’t you noticed? They don’t care if they win or lose, they just want to hurt you. That’s what they call fun. You poor stupid sheep. Baaaa, Baaaaaaa.
BD2:
Oh, that was a total burn, BURN!
[Just then the Crusher and Khaos dolls start melting and burst into flames. The camera zooms out to Thunder, holding a Car battery, we see that the stings in the heads of the two dolls were wires, now attached to said battery. Thunder is standing at the lone remaining table in the same bar that Ravager destroyed only nights before.]
Thunder:
Crusher & Khaos, on Monday Night, you to are going to pay the price for facing the Storm. You’re going to pay in pain you stupid sheep, and it is going... to be… fun!
Oh, and Ravager, a little lesson: If you’re going to destroy a bar, make sure you finish it!
[Tempest steps into frame, and chokeslams the bartender through the last table. Camera tilts down, onto the bartender, a Crusher shirt lands on his face. As the camera fades out we hear:
Thunder:
Baaaa, Baaaaaaaa. Baaaahahahahaha…
[Out]
Khaos-doll:
Ugh, unga
Crusher-doll:
Uh
[enter a “Barbie” dolls wearing a tiny Storm shirt.]
Khos-doll:
Ugh, pretty girl, come give us some fun!
BD1:
Ok!
[Close up on Khaos-dolls face being slapped by the “Barbie”]
Crusher-doll:
What you do that for?
BD1:
HE asked for some fun!
[the first doll leaves and 2 more enter]
BD2:
OOOH, aren’t you Khaos & Crusher? The Storms next play things?
Khaos-doll:
Huh? What you mean “plaything”? We will beat Storm!
BD3:
You dumb, ugly, putz. Even if you could beat them, it wouldn’t matter. Haven’t you noticed? They don’t care if they win or lose, they just want to hurt you. That’s what they call fun. You poor stupid sheep. Baaaa, Baaaaaaa.
BD2:
Oh, that was a total burn, BURN!
[Just then the Crusher and Khaos dolls start melting and burst into flames. The camera zooms out to Thunder, holding a Car battery, we see that the stings in the heads of the two dolls were wires, now attached to said battery. Thunder is standing at the lone remaining table in the same bar that Ravager destroyed only nights before.]
Thunder:
Crusher & Khaos, on Monday Night, you to are going to pay the price for facing the Storm. You’re going to pay in pain you stupid sheep, and it is going... to be… fun!
Oh, and Ravager, a little lesson: If you’re going to destroy a bar, make sure you finish it!
[Tempest steps into frame, and chokeslams the bartender through the last table. Camera tilts down, onto the bartender, a Crusher shirt lands on his face. As the camera fades out we hear:
Thunder:
Baaaa, Baaaaaaaa. Baaaahahahahaha…
[Out]