Post by "LDK" Lloyd Rees on Apr 22, 2007 22:39:27 GMT -5
-We open on 110 S Mcdowell Street, Raleigh, North Carolina, the Raleigh Police Department to be exact. An NAPW camera looks on from the outside but, slowly begins to move in. As the camera moves through the doors of the Police Department we can see that Lloyd Rees and David Banks are standing at the information desk. We catch up to their conversation with the receptionist as the camera closes in.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Like I told ya already, we found d’ese glasses at da scene where me buddy was attacked. If we could get d’hem submitted fer finger print’n it would help a lot.
Attractive Receptionist: The only thing sir is that these sunglasses were not found by an official and for that reason can not be used as official evidence.
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: I understand d’hat missus, but I still like t’get it done if possible…
Attractive Receptionist: Well sir, I do not know if I can do this…
-Lloyd puts on his prettiest face.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Please missus, dis is important t’me…
Attractive Receptionist: Ok…Here just put the glasses in this evidence envelope and I’ll make sure they get added to the rest of the evidence. By the way, I just love that accent of yours…
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Tanks…How long does dis usually take?
Attractive Receptionist: It usually takes a week or so but for you cutie; I’ll get it pushed along as fast as I can…
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Will ya call me when da results come back?
Attractive Receptionist: Sure…Does that mean your going to leave me your number?
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Oh, of course!
-Lloyd jots his number down on a piece of paper.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Call me went ya get da results. I’ll be head’n back t’Canada shortly but, I’ll be back in Raleigh fer two weeks after d’hat. Feel free t’call me d’hen too…
-The reception blushes.-
Attractive Receptionist: Maybe I’ll do that…
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Tanks missus…
Attractive Receptionist: You can thank me correctly when you get back to Raleigh…
-Lloyd smiles, flashes a wink in the receptionist direction, and make his way out the door with Banks in tow. Outside the door Banks speaks up.-
David Banks: Lloyd, how do you do it man?
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Do what?
David Banks: You know what I’m talking about. Not only did you get that woman to get the sunglasses finger printed but, you also lined yourself up a date.
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Banks always remember; when yer good yer good but, when yer da “LDK” yer perfection!!
-Banks rolls his eyes at the ever confident Rees and cracks a smile as the scene fades.-
-NAPW Banner hangs in the background, in front, current NAPW Provincial Champion “LDK” Lloyd Rees. Like an eclipse, the gold surrounding him nearly blinds you if you look directly at it. Rees looks into the camera and starts to speak.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Here it is folks!! Da wait is over!! After me and Banks totally humiliate da “big-bad” DOOMriders at Unified, da “LDK” is go’n t’be right where he belongs, recognized among da elite in da NAPW, a member of da upper echelon, a Grand Slam winner!! Dis moment has been written in da books of history fer ages and luckily fer da two men who supposedly control da NAPW tag scene, “Superstar” Deathrow and “Sick” Billy Kryenik, d’hey’ll get da privilege of ride’n me back into dis unforgettable moment…
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Da men fabled t’be have’n da year of d’eir pathetic careers are go’n t’find out how tings really work around here; I decided if yer go’n t’have someting like a “career year”!! And, I have made da decision d’hat I ain’t about t’let d’hat happen. Dis year is not da year of da DOOMriders, hell!! Billy won da cup, big f**k’n deal. D’hat’s only cause I wasn’t involved. D’hen, we wasted his opportunity t’finally do someting impressive and he loses t’Ravager!! And Tommy…
-Rees adjust his plethora of gold.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: F**k! Dis douche bag manages t’get da biggest victory of his life in a match involve’n yers truly and I guaran-dame-tee d’hat come next Tuesday when “Superstar” gets da chance of a life time against Rex Caliber for da big REBEL Pro belt, d’hat just like his life partner Kryenik, he’ll drop da ball...Either way ya look at it Larrys what stands in front of ya right now is what ya guys want t’be; A former NAPW Television Champion, a two-time NAPW Champion, a four-time and current NAPW Provincial Champion, da TECHNICAL TERROR, da best wrassler in da business t’day, da one and da only…LLOYD REES!! See ya Tuesday chumps!!
-In a golden flash, Lloyd is gone. Scene fades.-
-Back in Edmonton we open inside Edmonton’s Polish Hall. It is fairly dark and there is not too much movement in the usually busy building. A NAPW camera moves through the dimly lit halls toward an unknown light source. As the light gets closers we can see that it comes from a flash light, holding that flash light is none other than the current NAPW Provincial Champion, “LDK” Lloyd Rees. Crouched on the floor, fiddling with a door handle is Rees’s tag team partner, David Banks. They speak.-
David Banks: Almost got it…Come on, work it for the “Charismatic Colossus”.
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Who ya talk’n to Banks…?
David Banks: Ummm…Never mind.
CLICK!!
David Banks: Got it!!
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Good job Banks!! Yer f**k’n money!! Now let’s get inside…
-The duo walks inside the room and close the door behind them. Written across the door, it reads; Simply Beautiful. Inside the locker room, Rees and Banks are frantically looking around. After a few short minutes, Rees pipes up.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Banks look! I found Beautiful’s duffel bag!
David Banks: Well, look inside!
-Rees rustles through the gym bag. Lloyd pulls out a black cloth object. He holds it up for Banks to see. It is a ski mask.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: D’hat Beautiful, always leave’n incriminate’n s**t around…
David Banks: Alright, we got it! Let’s get out of here!
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Ok! Who knows who could come by here…?
-Rees jams all the lose articles back in to Simply Beautiful’s bag and heads out the door closing it behind them. All is dark and silent inside the locker room but, for only a moment. The sound of sinister laughter comes from the darkness and a large shadowy figure emerges.-
Familiar Voice: Perfect…
-Scene fades.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Like I told ya already, we found d’ese glasses at da scene where me buddy was attacked. If we could get d’hem submitted fer finger print’n it would help a lot.
Attractive Receptionist: The only thing sir is that these sunglasses were not found by an official and for that reason can not be used as official evidence.
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: I understand d’hat missus, but I still like t’get it done if possible…
Attractive Receptionist: Well sir, I do not know if I can do this…
-Lloyd puts on his prettiest face.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Please missus, dis is important t’me…
Attractive Receptionist: Ok…Here just put the glasses in this evidence envelope and I’ll make sure they get added to the rest of the evidence. By the way, I just love that accent of yours…
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Tanks…How long does dis usually take?
Attractive Receptionist: It usually takes a week or so but for you cutie; I’ll get it pushed along as fast as I can…
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Will ya call me when da results come back?
Attractive Receptionist: Sure…Does that mean your going to leave me your number?
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Oh, of course!
-Lloyd jots his number down on a piece of paper.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Call me went ya get da results. I’ll be head’n back t’Canada shortly but, I’ll be back in Raleigh fer two weeks after d’hat. Feel free t’call me d’hen too…
-The reception blushes.-
Attractive Receptionist: Maybe I’ll do that…
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Tanks missus…
Attractive Receptionist: You can thank me correctly when you get back to Raleigh…
-Lloyd smiles, flashes a wink in the receptionist direction, and make his way out the door with Banks in tow. Outside the door Banks speaks up.-
David Banks: Lloyd, how do you do it man?
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Do what?
David Banks: You know what I’m talking about. Not only did you get that woman to get the sunglasses finger printed but, you also lined yourself up a date.
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Banks always remember; when yer good yer good but, when yer da “LDK” yer perfection!!
-Banks rolls his eyes at the ever confident Rees and cracks a smile as the scene fades.-
-NAPW Banner hangs in the background, in front, current NAPW Provincial Champion “LDK” Lloyd Rees. Like an eclipse, the gold surrounding him nearly blinds you if you look directly at it. Rees looks into the camera and starts to speak.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Here it is folks!! Da wait is over!! After me and Banks totally humiliate da “big-bad” DOOMriders at Unified, da “LDK” is go’n t’be right where he belongs, recognized among da elite in da NAPW, a member of da upper echelon, a Grand Slam winner!! Dis moment has been written in da books of history fer ages and luckily fer da two men who supposedly control da NAPW tag scene, “Superstar” Deathrow and “Sick” Billy Kryenik, d’hey’ll get da privilege of ride’n me back into dis unforgettable moment…
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Da men fabled t’be have’n da year of d’eir pathetic careers are go’n t’find out how tings really work around here; I decided if yer go’n t’have someting like a “career year”!! And, I have made da decision d’hat I ain’t about t’let d’hat happen. Dis year is not da year of da DOOMriders, hell!! Billy won da cup, big f**k’n deal. D’hat’s only cause I wasn’t involved. D’hen, we wasted his opportunity t’finally do someting impressive and he loses t’Ravager!! And Tommy…
-Rees adjust his plethora of gold.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: F**k! Dis douche bag manages t’get da biggest victory of his life in a match involve’n yers truly and I guaran-dame-tee d’hat come next Tuesday when “Superstar” gets da chance of a life time against Rex Caliber for da big REBEL Pro belt, d’hat just like his life partner Kryenik, he’ll drop da ball...Either way ya look at it Larrys what stands in front of ya right now is what ya guys want t’be; A former NAPW Television Champion, a two-time NAPW Champion, a four-time and current NAPW Provincial Champion, da TECHNICAL TERROR, da best wrassler in da business t’day, da one and da only…LLOYD REES!! See ya Tuesday chumps!!
-In a golden flash, Lloyd is gone. Scene fades.-
-Back in Edmonton we open inside Edmonton’s Polish Hall. It is fairly dark and there is not too much movement in the usually busy building. A NAPW camera moves through the dimly lit halls toward an unknown light source. As the light gets closers we can see that it comes from a flash light, holding that flash light is none other than the current NAPW Provincial Champion, “LDK” Lloyd Rees. Crouched on the floor, fiddling with a door handle is Rees’s tag team partner, David Banks. They speak.-
David Banks: Almost got it…Come on, work it for the “Charismatic Colossus”.
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Who ya talk’n to Banks…?
David Banks: Ummm…Never mind.
CLICK!!
David Banks: Got it!!
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Good job Banks!! Yer f**k’n money!! Now let’s get inside…
-The duo walks inside the room and close the door behind them. Written across the door, it reads; Simply Beautiful. Inside the locker room, Rees and Banks are frantically looking around. After a few short minutes, Rees pipes up.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Banks look! I found Beautiful’s duffel bag!
David Banks: Well, look inside!
-Rees rustles through the gym bag. Lloyd pulls out a black cloth object. He holds it up for Banks to see. It is a ski mask.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: D’hat Beautiful, always leave’n incriminate’n s**t around…
David Banks: Alright, we got it! Let’s get out of here!
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Ok! Who knows who could come by here…?
-Rees jams all the lose articles back in to Simply Beautiful’s bag and heads out the door closing it behind them. All is dark and silent inside the locker room but, for only a moment. The sound of sinister laughter comes from the darkness and a large shadowy figure emerges.-
Familiar Voice: Perfect…
-Scene fades.-