Post by immortal on Dec 17, 2005 15:48:04 GMT -5
[fade up]
Back in The Immortal's living room. Back infront of the big screen playing videogames. The Immortal looks over at Mike after beating him again...
::Immortal:: Hey, man, you know what?
::Mike:: What?
::Immortal:: That was some bad-ass Christmas song!
::Mike:: Thanks, man, Cam and me were working on it forever.
::Immortal:: I could tell...
Pause...
::Immortal:: Hey, I wrote one that a fat guy would like to sing.
::Mike:: Like what fat guy?
::Immortal:: I dunno...Beast? Anyhow, it goes like this:
Twelve hot dogs with ketchup,
Eleven barbecue ribs,
Ten turkey dinners,
Nine chicken nuggets,
Eight cans of beans,
Seven geese-a-roastin',
Six cheeseburgers,
FIVE ONION RINGS!
Four ckicken legs,
Three frenchfries,
Two Peiking Ducks,
And a partridge in my pear sauce!
::Mike:: YEA! FRIGGIN RIGHTS!
::Immortal:: Hahaa, but nothin' beats the Twelve Days of Immortality...
::Mike:: Eh?
The Immortal smirks and begins to sing...
::Immortal:: On the first day of Immortality, Rex and Beast are gonna get, a massive Immortal Slam.
::Mike:: Ouch...
::Immortal:: On the second day of Immortality, Rex and Beast are gonna get, Two sunset flips, and a massive Immortal Slam.
::Mike:: Hehe, that will hurt.
::Immortal:: On the third day of Immortality, Rex and Beast are gonna get, Three double chokeslams, Two sunset flips, and a masive Immortal Slam.
Mike holds his throat as he immagines the feeling...
::Immortal:: On the fourth day of Immortality, Rex and Beast are gonna get, Four piledrivers, Three double chokeslams, Two sunset flips, and a massive Immortal Slam.
::Mike:: We have yet to see it.
::Immortal:: On the fifth day of Immortality, Rex and Beast are gonna get, FIVE D-D-Ts! Four pilerivers, Three double chokeslams, Two sunset flips, and a massive Immortal Slam.
::Mike:: Hehe...DDT...
::Immortal:: On the six day of Immortality, Rex and Beast are gonna get, Six Stone Cold Stunners, FIVE D-D-Ts! Four piledrivers, Three double chokeslams, Two sunset flips, and a massive Immortal Slam.
::Mike:: Dude, we want to beat 'em, not damage their brain!
::Immortal:: On the seventh day of Immortality, Rex and Beast are gonna get, Seven scoops a slammin', Six Stone Cold Stunners, FIVE D-D-Ts! Four piledrivers, Three double chokeslams, Two sunset flips, and a massive Immortal Slam!
::Mike:: Don't forget me, now, man!
::Immortal:: On the eighth day of Immortality, Rex and Beast are gonna get, Eight White Russians, Seven scoops a slammin', Six Stone Cold Stunners, FIVE D-D-Ts! Four piledrivers, Three double chokeslams, Two sunset flips, and a massive Immortal Slam.
::Mike:: Now that's more like it!
::Immortal:: On the ninth day of Immortality, Rex and Beast are gonna get, Nine standing moonsaults, Eight White Russians, Seven scoops a slammin', Six Stone Cold Stunners, FIVE D-D-Ts! Four piledrivers, Three double chokeslams, Two sunset flips, and a massive Immortal Slam.
::Mike:: Keep goin', yer killin' 'em!
::Immortal:: On the tenth day of Immortality, Rex and Beast are gonna get, Ten neckbreakers, Nine standing moonsaults, Eight White Russians, Seven scoops a slammin', Six Stone Cold Stunners, FIVE D-D-Ts! Four piledrivers, Three double chokeslams, Two sunset flips, and a massive Immortal Slam. Wew...
::Mike:: I feel ya, I'd be outta breath too!
::Immortal:: On the eleventh day of Immortality, Rex and Beast are gonna get, Eleven Air Canadas, Ten neckbreakers, Nine standing moonsaults, Eight White Russains, Seven sccops a slammin', Six Stone Cold Stunners, FIVE D-D-Ts! Four piledrivers, Three double chokeslams, Two sunset flips, and a massive Immortal Slam.
::Mike:: I feel a climax!
::Immortal:: On the twelf day of Immortality, Rex and Beast are gonna get, Twelve brutal beatings, Eleven Air Canadas, Ten neckbreakers, Nine standing moonsaults, Eight White Russians, Seven scoops a slammin', Six Stone Cold Stunners, FIVE D-D-Ts! Four piledrivers, Three double chokeslams, Two sunset fliiiiiiiiips!
::Unison:: AND A MASSIVE IMMORTALITY SLAAAAAAM!!!
The Immortal and Micheal K. Johnston slap hands...
[fade out]
Back in The Immortal's living room. Back infront of the big screen playing videogames. The Immortal looks over at Mike after beating him again...
::Immortal:: Hey, man, you know what?
::Mike:: What?
::Immortal:: That was some bad-ass Christmas song!
::Mike:: Thanks, man, Cam and me were working on it forever.
::Immortal:: I could tell...
Pause...
::Immortal:: Hey, I wrote one that a fat guy would like to sing.
::Mike:: Like what fat guy?
::Immortal:: I dunno...Beast? Anyhow, it goes like this:
Twelve hot dogs with ketchup,
Eleven barbecue ribs,
Ten turkey dinners,
Nine chicken nuggets,
Eight cans of beans,
Seven geese-a-roastin',
Six cheeseburgers,
FIVE ONION RINGS!
Four ckicken legs,
Three frenchfries,
Two Peiking Ducks,
And a partridge in my pear sauce!
::Mike:: YEA! FRIGGIN RIGHTS!
::Immortal:: Hahaa, but nothin' beats the Twelve Days of Immortality...
::Mike:: Eh?
The Immortal smirks and begins to sing...
::Immortal:: On the first day of Immortality, Rex and Beast are gonna get, a massive Immortal Slam.
::Mike:: Ouch...
::Immortal:: On the second day of Immortality, Rex and Beast are gonna get, Two sunset flips, and a massive Immortal Slam.
::Mike:: Hehe, that will hurt.
::Immortal:: On the third day of Immortality, Rex and Beast are gonna get, Three double chokeslams, Two sunset flips, and a masive Immortal Slam.
Mike holds his throat as he immagines the feeling...
::Immortal:: On the fourth day of Immortality, Rex and Beast are gonna get, Four piledrivers, Three double chokeslams, Two sunset flips, and a massive Immortal Slam.
::Mike:: We have yet to see it.
::Immortal:: On the fifth day of Immortality, Rex and Beast are gonna get, FIVE D-D-Ts! Four pilerivers, Three double chokeslams, Two sunset flips, and a massive Immortal Slam.
::Mike:: Hehe...DDT...
::Immortal:: On the six day of Immortality, Rex and Beast are gonna get, Six Stone Cold Stunners, FIVE D-D-Ts! Four piledrivers, Three double chokeslams, Two sunset flips, and a massive Immortal Slam.
::Mike:: Dude, we want to beat 'em, not damage their brain!
::Immortal:: On the seventh day of Immortality, Rex and Beast are gonna get, Seven scoops a slammin', Six Stone Cold Stunners, FIVE D-D-Ts! Four piledrivers, Three double chokeslams, Two sunset flips, and a massive Immortal Slam!
::Mike:: Don't forget me, now, man!
::Immortal:: On the eighth day of Immortality, Rex and Beast are gonna get, Eight White Russians, Seven scoops a slammin', Six Stone Cold Stunners, FIVE D-D-Ts! Four piledrivers, Three double chokeslams, Two sunset flips, and a massive Immortal Slam.
::Mike:: Now that's more like it!
::Immortal:: On the ninth day of Immortality, Rex and Beast are gonna get, Nine standing moonsaults, Eight White Russians, Seven scoops a slammin', Six Stone Cold Stunners, FIVE D-D-Ts! Four piledrivers, Three double chokeslams, Two sunset flips, and a massive Immortal Slam.
::Mike:: Keep goin', yer killin' 'em!
::Immortal:: On the tenth day of Immortality, Rex and Beast are gonna get, Ten neckbreakers, Nine standing moonsaults, Eight White Russians, Seven scoops a slammin', Six Stone Cold Stunners, FIVE D-D-Ts! Four piledrivers, Three double chokeslams, Two sunset flips, and a massive Immortal Slam. Wew...
::Mike:: I feel ya, I'd be outta breath too!
::Immortal:: On the eleventh day of Immortality, Rex and Beast are gonna get, Eleven Air Canadas, Ten neckbreakers, Nine standing moonsaults, Eight White Russains, Seven sccops a slammin', Six Stone Cold Stunners, FIVE D-D-Ts! Four piledrivers, Three double chokeslams, Two sunset flips, and a massive Immortal Slam.
::Mike:: I feel a climax!
::Immortal:: On the twelf day of Immortality, Rex and Beast are gonna get, Twelve brutal beatings, Eleven Air Canadas, Ten neckbreakers, Nine standing moonsaults, Eight White Russians, Seven scoops a slammin', Six Stone Cold Stunners, FIVE D-D-Ts! Four piledrivers, Three double chokeslams, Two sunset fliiiiiiiiips!
::Unison:: AND A MASSIVE IMMORTALITY SLAAAAAAM!!!
The Immortal and Micheal K. Johnston slap hands...
[fade out]