Post by Stone Zellor on Apr 21, 2007 17:02:49 GMT -5
[The scene opens in front of a white and red NAPW banner, where Stone Zellor is standing alone. In his black leather pants and goldenrod 'Gym Class Heroes' tee shirt, he's there, ruffling his hair then stroking his goatee. There's a look of regret in his eyes as he speaks]
Stone:
It appears I might've been a bit judgmental earlier this week. I've listened to the tape of my conversations with Bobby; and well, yeah. For whatever comments I might've made - well, I ain't sorry.
[That look of regret has gone now]
Stone:
Fatty, man, I hope you've recovered from that ass-whoopin' you got on Tuesday night, 'cause I think I need some sort of challenge this week. 'The Devil' has convinced us he's real and he's taken the form of some jackass in a trench coat. A mortal who ain't got no clue about how things happen around here! Y'see, Diablo, man, I ain't got to repeat my resume for the likes of you. You look back at the history books, you'll see what I've done. I'm a former NAPW Tag Team Champion ... I banished one of the most dominant tag teams in NAPW history to do that ... Damn! I didn't want to do that...
[Pause]
Stone:
Whereas you, you what? You've done stuff in the past? I ain't impressed, man. I've done shit like that, but the difference between us is I ain't usin' that to make a name for myself here. New accomplishments, man, that's what you've gotta aim for. You've gotta be like me, the man who people are lookin' to as the future of this company. This business - or some of the fans are anyway. I got a few things to work out, become a little bit better; but I'll be leaps and bounds ahead of you, man.
Stone:
This match isn't gonna be no Casino, Ravager mind game epic ... This is a fight. This is about pride, guys. Essence of 'Dynamite'. We've got you two. Fatso, the rookie lookin' to bounce back after the ritual humiliation endured in his debut. The, uh, 'Behemoth' of a man ... The guy who is hopefully my competition here. I admit, I wasn't impressed wit' yo' first offerin', but yo' got a second chance now. And I'll be damned, damned you hear me, if Diablo is being' my main competition. And I'll be damned if you two are makin' a name off of me.
[Another pause as Stone shrugs his shoulders]
Stone:
So, there's only one way I see this goin'. We'll all enter the arena in Calgary. You guys lookin', hopin', wishin' that this'll be yo' night. But in the end, as the fans cheer me on, I'll take one maybe both of you down. As I said before, I gots enough skills in one hand to wipe the floor wit' both of you two. 'Cause that Provincial title shot is as good as mine. I've earned it. The fans want to see it. You two ain't gonna stop me.
[And with that the scene comes to an end with the traditional fade to black]
Stone:
It appears I might've been a bit judgmental earlier this week. I've listened to the tape of my conversations with Bobby; and well, yeah. For whatever comments I might've made - well, I ain't sorry.
[That look of regret has gone now]
Stone:
Fatty, man, I hope you've recovered from that ass-whoopin' you got on Tuesday night, 'cause I think I need some sort of challenge this week. 'The Devil' has convinced us he's real and he's taken the form of some jackass in a trench coat. A mortal who ain't got no clue about how things happen around here! Y'see, Diablo, man, I ain't got to repeat my resume for the likes of you. You look back at the history books, you'll see what I've done. I'm a former NAPW Tag Team Champion ... I banished one of the most dominant tag teams in NAPW history to do that ... Damn! I didn't want to do that...
[Pause]
Stone:
Whereas you, you what? You've done stuff in the past? I ain't impressed, man. I've done shit like that, but the difference between us is I ain't usin' that to make a name for myself here. New accomplishments, man, that's what you've gotta aim for. You've gotta be like me, the man who people are lookin' to as the future of this company. This business - or some of the fans are anyway. I got a few things to work out, become a little bit better; but I'll be leaps and bounds ahead of you, man.
Stone:
This match isn't gonna be no Casino, Ravager mind game epic ... This is a fight. This is about pride, guys. Essence of 'Dynamite'. We've got you two. Fatso, the rookie lookin' to bounce back after the ritual humiliation endured in his debut. The, uh, 'Behemoth' of a man ... The guy who is hopefully my competition here. I admit, I wasn't impressed wit' yo' first offerin', but yo' got a second chance now. And I'll be damned, damned you hear me, if Diablo is being' my main competition. And I'll be damned if you two are makin' a name off of me.
[Another pause as Stone shrugs his shoulders]
Stone:
So, there's only one way I see this goin'. We'll all enter the arena in Calgary. You guys lookin', hopin', wishin' that this'll be yo' night. But in the end, as the fans cheer me on, I'll take one maybe both of you down. As I said before, I gots enough skills in one hand to wipe the floor wit' both of you two. 'Cause that Provincial title shot is as good as mine. I've earned it. The fans want to see it. You two ain't gonna stop me.
[And with that the scene comes to an end with the traditional fade to black]