Post by "LDK" Lloyd Rees on Apr 19, 2007 10:42:25 GMT -5
-We open in the backstage area of Edmonton’s Polish Hall just a short while after the NAPW showed dubbed “The Last Resort” concluded. All the fans are gone and nothing remains but a few straggling wrestlers. Two of these stragglers are the NAPW Provincial Champion, “LDK” Lloyd Rees, and his tag team partner, “The Chairman” David Banks. As they head for the back exit of the Polish Hall the camera gets close enough to hear their conversation.-
“The Chairman” David Banks: It was a good a good night for us tonight…
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Yer right Banks b’y! John would be proud…Ya decimated Deathrow, I kept me Championship, and I got t’confront his attacker! Did ya see Beautiful’s face?! He was obviously lying! But, ya know what Banks…?
“The Chairman” David Banks: What’s that Lloyd?
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: I’m still not sure if I get it. I mean, we do hate each other...
“The Chairman” David Banks: True…
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: And, I did get da victory over him at Sole Survivor d’hat he wanted so badly…
“The Chairman” David Banks: Also true…
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: But, why dame near kill Salty when all he had t’do was call me out?! He’d know d’hat I be right d’ere t’get me hands around his spaghetti-swilling neck…
Voice: It jealousy Rees…
-Lloyd spins around to see where the words came from only to come face to face with “Big Bad” Brian Bruno.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Bruno…?
“Big Bad” Brian Bruno: Jealousy can lead a man to do things out of the norm…Simply Beautiful is jealous of everything you have done. Maybe he sees John Salty as one of the major reasons for your success and decided that if John was gone, you may falter…
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Ya do know Beautiful better d’han most…Maybe yer right Bruno! But still, he could have kept it in da ring. I guess I have t’tank ya fer take’n him out…
“Big Bad” Brian Bruno: My pleasure. Don’t worry yourself to much about that sniveling little piece of crap Lloyd. He is all MINE!! By the way Rees how is John?
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Well…
-“Big Bad” Brian Bruno walks away without and answer from Lloyd.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Weird…
“The Chairman” David Banks: That guy creeps me out…
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: I hear ya…
-Rees and Banks make their way through the back exit of the Polish Hall and out into the parking lot but, before they can get to their ride, yet another voice stops them in their tracks.-
Voice: Gentlemen could I get a few words with you both for NAPW.ca?
-This time the voice belongs to none other than NAPW interviewer, Josh Reynolds. Both Lloyd and David turn back.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: What is it dis time Reynolds?
Josh Reynolds: Well, actually there are a few things gentlemen. First off, congratulations on a great night for the duo of the “LDK” and “The Chairman”, Lloyd you held on to your title and Banks you managed to get the victory over one half of the NAPW Tag Team Champions and your opponents for next week, “Superstar” Deathrow. Also Lloyd, the confrontation between Simply Beautiful and yourself, is there any truth to your accusations?!
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Take a breath Reynolds…I know yer prepubescent self gets excited easily but, one ting at a time. First lets deal with what you and everyone else wants t’know about, me call’n Simply Beautiful out befer da show got roll’n t’night. Its pretty f**k’n simple Josh! I got good reason t’tink d’hat Beautiful is responsible fer da attack on John, I’m not positive but, all da evidence points t’him.
Josh Reynolds: What about the attack by Brian Bruno tonight? Did you take advantage of Bruno’s hate for Simply Beautiful and choreograph this assault?
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: What Brian Bruno does is Brian Bruno’s business. I had nothing t’do with him dame near kill’n Beautiful t’night but, I ain’t go’n t’lie t’ya Josh and tell ya I was heart broken by it…
Josh Reynolds: Ok, let’s look forward to next week and a chance for a history making night. If you two can manage to pull out a win over the tag team division dominant, DOOMriders, Banks you will get your first NAPW Championship and Lloyd you will start your historic eighth title reign and become a member of a very elite group, The Grand Slam Club.
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: If we can manage t’get a win over Da DOOMriders? Are sure ya don’t have s**t in yer eyes Josh? Ya do know stand’n in front of ya at dis very moment is one of da best teams ever formed!! D’ere is no question about da out come of our little NAPW Tag Title match next Tuesday at “Unified”. See Josh, Da DOOMriders are da most overrated team da NAPW has ever seen just take a look at its members…
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: “Superstar” Deathrow, a complete waste of da junk his father mistaken left inside his mudder!! Sure, two weeks ago da “Superstar” somehow managed t’make da REBEL Pro highlight reel and get a win over da most dominant wrassler da business has seen in years, win’n himself a shot at Rex Cailber’s big gold belt but Tommy, I wouldn’t get t’comfortable rack’n up strokes in yer win column. Cause, just like Banks here showed ya eariler t’night, when it truly comes down to it, ya don’t stand a chance when yer in da ring with pure greatness…
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: “Sick” Billy Kryenik, a man whose in-ring skills are actually worth mention’n. Billy, ya took da Canada Cup dis year, ya managed t’take Ravager t’da limit but, ya know what happens t’ya when yer across da ring from da “LDK” right? YA LOSE!! Da truth is Kryenik, ya do have da skills when it comes to in-ring action but, dis Tuesday yer not step’n into da ring with Larrys da likes of Ravager or one of d’ose disbanded Untouchables!! NO! NO!! NO!!! At “Unified” ya get da TECHNICAL TERROR, da “LDK”, da one and da only…LLOYD REES and da best partner da world has t’offer “Da Chairman” David Banks!!
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Fellas, will anyone be surprised d’hat ye two Larrys fell off da wagon? I tink not! Like I already said, be’n overrated won’t carry ya ferever and dis Tuesday da reign know as “Da Year of The DOOMriders” comes and a real early screech’n halt!!
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: D’hat is about all da time we can afford t’give ya Josh. We got t’catch a plane back t’North Carolina t’check up on John.
Josh Reynolds: What is the condition of John Salty?
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: I said yer out of time Reynolds…
-Rees and Banks get into their rental and drive away as the scene fades.-
-We are inside room 573 at the Dorothea Dix Hospital, Raleigh, North Carolina. John Salty’s condition has drastically improved over the past week. He is sitting up straight in his bed, tubes are gone but, the bruises still remain. Lloyd Rees and David Banks are in the room also, standing on either side of the bed. The camera is close enough that we can hear their conversation.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Look’n good Salty! How ya feel’n?
John Salty: Not t’bad fer an ol’chap d’hat was dame near beat t’death last week. Ye fellas are do’n me proud though. Good show’n dis week in Edmonton.
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Thanks John. Hey Salty…
John Salty: Ya?
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: We’ve been try’n t’figure out who did dis t’you. So far, all da clues point t’Simply Beautiful. Can ya remember anyting about da attack d’hat might help us?
John Salty: Hmmm…Let me tink fer a minute. Yer tink’n Beautiful had his hand in dis hey? Well, I guess it could’ve been Beautiful, but da man almost seemed t’big t’be Beautiful.
“The Chairman” David Banks: Well, we did find these at the scene where you were attacked…
-Banks shows Salty the “SIMPLY B” sunglasses found at the scene.-
John Salty: D’hat does seem t’place him at the scene…
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: But, I’m still not certain it was him. He seemed t’be tell’n da truth when I called him out Tuesday night. D’ere has t’be another way t’get some more soild evidence.
“The Chairman” David Banks: Why don’t we bring the shades down to the police station. Get them to check them for prints.
John Salty: See, dis is why I took dis lad under me wing. Not only are ya two go’n t’give me da utmost pleasure of have’n da NAPW Tag Titles added t’me resume when ya walk over d’ose Larrys, Da DOOMriders but, yer go’n t’find out who da hell did dis t’me and d’hen b’y…D’ere will be hell t’pay!! Fer Simply Beautiful’s sake, I hope he’s got a good alibi.
-Scene fades.-
“The Chairman” David Banks: It was a good a good night for us tonight…
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Yer right Banks b’y! John would be proud…Ya decimated Deathrow, I kept me Championship, and I got t’confront his attacker! Did ya see Beautiful’s face?! He was obviously lying! But, ya know what Banks…?
“The Chairman” David Banks: What’s that Lloyd?
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: I’m still not sure if I get it. I mean, we do hate each other...
“The Chairman” David Banks: True…
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: And, I did get da victory over him at Sole Survivor d’hat he wanted so badly…
“The Chairman” David Banks: Also true…
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: But, why dame near kill Salty when all he had t’do was call me out?! He’d know d’hat I be right d’ere t’get me hands around his spaghetti-swilling neck…
Voice: It jealousy Rees…
-Lloyd spins around to see where the words came from only to come face to face with “Big Bad” Brian Bruno.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Bruno…?
“Big Bad” Brian Bruno: Jealousy can lead a man to do things out of the norm…Simply Beautiful is jealous of everything you have done. Maybe he sees John Salty as one of the major reasons for your success and decided that if John was gone, you may falter…
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Ya do know Beautiful better d’han most…Maybe yer right Bruno! But still, he could have kept it in da ring. I guess I have t’tank ya fer take’n him out…
“Big Bad” Brian Bruno: My pleasure. Don’t worry yourself to much about that sniveling little piece of crap Lloyd. He is all MINE!! By the way Rees how is John?
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Well…
-“Big Bad” Brian Bruno walks away without and answer from Lloyd.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Weird…
“The Chairman” David Banks: That guy creeps me out…
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: I hear ya…
-Rees and Banks make their way through the back exit of the Polish Hall and out into the parking lot but, before they can get to their ride, yet another voice stops them in their tracks.-
Voice: Gentlemen could I get a few words with you both for NAPW.ca?
-This time the voice belongs to none other than NAPW interviewer, Josh Reynolds. Both Lloyd and David turn back.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: What is it dis time Reynolds?
Josh Reynolds: Well, actually there are a few things gentlemen. First off, congratulations on a great night for the duo of the “LDK” and “The Chairman”, Lloyd you held on to your title and Banks you managed to get the victory over one half of the NAPW Tag Team Champions and your opponents for next week, “Superstar” Deathrow. Also Lloyd, the confrontation between Simply Beautiful and yourself, is there any truth to your accusations?!
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Take a breath Reynolds…I know yer prepubescent self gets excited easily but, one ting at a time. First lets deal with what you and everyone else wants t’know about, me call’n Simply Beautiful out befer da show got roll’n t’night. Its pretty f**k’n simple Josh! I got good reason t’tink d’hat Beautiful is responsible fer da attack on John, I’m not positive but, all da evidence points t’him.
Josh Reynolds: What about the attack by Brian Bruno tonight? Did you take advantage of Bruno’s hate for Simply Beautiful and choreograph this assault?
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: What Brian Bruno does is Brian Bruno’s business. I had nothing t’do with him dame near kill’n Beautiful t’night but, I ain’t go’n t’lie t’ya Josh and tell ya I was heart broken by it…
Josh Reynolds: Ok, let’s look forward to next week and a chance for a history making night. If you two can manage to pull out a win over the tag team division dominant, DOOMriders, Banks you will get your first NAPW Championship and Lloyd you will start your historic eighth title reign and become a member of a very elite group, The Grand Slam Club.
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: If we can manage t’get a win over Da DOOMriders? Are sure ya don’t have s**t in yer eyes Josh? Ya do know stand’n in front of ya at dis very moment is one of da best teams ever formed!! D’ere is no question about da out come of our little NAPW Tag Title match next Tuesday at “Unified”. See Josh, Da DOOMriders are da most overrated team da NAPW has ever seen just take a look at its members…
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: “Superstar” Deathrow, a complete waste of da junk his father mistaken left inside his mudder!! Sure, two weeks ago da “Superstar” somehow managed t’make da REBEL Pro highlight reel and get a win over da most dominant wrassler da business has seen in years, win’n himself a shot at Rex Cailber’s big gold belt but Tommy, I wouldn’t get t’comfortable rack’n up strokes in yer win column. Cause, just like Banks here showed ya eariler t’night, when it truly comes down to it, ya don’t stand a chance when yer in da ring with pure greatness…
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: “Sick” Billy Kryenik, a man whose in-ring skills are actually worth mention’n. Billy, ya took da Canada Cup dis year, ya managed t’take Ravager t’da limit but, ya know what happens t’ya when yer across da ring from da “LDK” right? YA LOSE!! Da truth is Kryenik, ya do have da skills when it comes to in-ring action but, dis Tuesday yer not step’n into da ring with Larrys da likes of Ravager or one of d’ose disbanded Untouchables!! NO! NO!! NO!!! At “Unified” ya get da TECHNICAL TERROR, da “LDK”, da one and da only…LLOYD REES and da best partner da world has t’offer “Da Chairman” David Banks!!
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Fellas, will anyone be surprised d’hat ye two Larrys fell off da wagon? I tink not! Like I already said, be’n overrated won’t carry ya ferever and dis Tuesday da reign know as “Da Year of The DOOMriders” comes and a real early screech’n halt!!
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: D’hat is about all da time we can afford t’give ya Josh. We got t’catch a plane back t’North Carolina t’check up on John.
Josh Reynolds: What is the condition of John Salty?
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: I said yer out of time Reynolds…
-Rees and Banks get into their rental and drive away as the scene fades.-
-We are inside room 573 at the Dorothea Dix Hospital, Raleigh, North Carolina. John Salty’s condition has drastically improved over the past week. He is sitting up straight in his bed, tubes are gone but, the bruises still remain. Lloyd Rees and David Banks are in the room also, standing on either side of the bed. The camera is close enough that we can hear their conversation.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Look’n good Salty! How ya feel’n?
John Salty: Not t’bad fer an ol’chap d’hat was dame near beat t’death last week. Ye fellas are do’n me proud though. Good show’n dis week in Edmonton.
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Thanks John. Hey Salty…
John Salty: Ya?
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: We’ve been try’n t’figure out who did dis t’you. So far, all da clues point t’Simply Beautiful. Can ya remember anyting about da attack d’hat might help us?
John Salty: Hmmm…Let me tink fer a minute. Yer tink’n Beautiful had his hand in dis hey? Well, I guess it could’ve been Beautiful, but da man almost seemed t’big t’be Beautiful.
“The Chairman” David Banks: Well, we did find these at the scene where you were attacked…
-Banks shows Salty the “SIMPLY B” sunglasses found at the scene.-
John Salty: D’hat does seem t’place him at the scene…
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: But, I’m still not certain it was him. He seemed t’be tell’n da truth when I called him out Tuesday night. D’ere has t’be another way t’get some more soild evidence.
“The Chairman” David Banks: Why don’t we bring the shades down to the police station. Get them to check them for prints.
John Salty: See, dis is why I took dis lad under me wing. Not only are ya two go’n t’give me da utmost pleasure of have’n da NAPW Tag Titles added t’me resume when ya walk over d’ose Larrys, Da DOOMriders but, yer go’n t’find out who da hell did dis t’me and d’hen b’y…D’ere will be hell t’pay!! Fer Simply Beautiful’s sake, I hope he’s got a good alibi.
-Scene fades.-