Post by "LDK" Lloyd Rees on Apr 15, 2007 11:31:33 GMT -5
-Lloyd Rees and David Banks have finally made it back to Edmonton for “The Last Resort” but, right now they are not worried about wrestling. They have one thing on their minds and that is confronting the man that they think is responsible for the attack on John Salty but first, they must find him. Who would know where to find him, maybe the owner and commissioner of the NAPW, Rex Caliber? So, as we catch up with Rees and Banks they are inside the Nexus Sport Club. Rees walks up to the bartender and ask to speak with the owner of the NAPW.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Hey Larry! Is Caliber around?!
Bartender: Name's not Larry...He should be in the back. Let me check for you.
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: D’hats fine I’ll check meself!
Bartender: You can’t go back there sir…
-Lloyd and Banks totally ignore the bartender and walk to the back through a door that reads “Staff Only”. Looking around quickly, they find what they are looking for. In front of them is an office door that reads “Rex Caliber”. Lloyd does not knock, he just lets himself in. On the other side of the door sits The Nexus One. He is busy typing numbers into a computer. He stops his work when he notices who has just barged though his office door.-
Rex Caliber: Well, well, well…To what do I own this honor?
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Caliber I need some info!!
Rex Caliber: Now Rees, why should I be willing to help you? You and I have never been the best of friends, hell, you run around bragging about how you put me on the shelf. But, you know, I’m not doing to bad for a guy who has been put on the shelf by “LDK”, got myself a wrestling promotion and the Heavyweight strap in another.
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Yer right Caliber!! Me and you have never seen eye t’eye and I can’t imagine d’hat is about t’change but, dis is not about wrasslin’ Rex, dis is about John!
Rex Caliber: I am sorry about John, Lloyd but, I do not know what I can do. Nobody knows who did this.
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: I do…
-Lloyd reaches into his pocket and throws the sunglasses he found at the scene on Rex Caliber’s desk.-
Rex Caliber: What is this?
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Why don’t you tell me Caliber!
Rex Caliber: It can not be Lloyd. I know you two have not been on the same page…ever…but, he would never go to this level. He has more class than this.
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Da proof is right in front of ya Rex!! Ya can’t deny it!!
Rex Caliber: I know it does not look good for him, but we have to have more proof. What exactly do you want from me?
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: I want you t’tell me where I can find him!!
Rex Caliber: Rees, you know I can not do that…
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: I just want t’talk t’him Rex, ya know, see what da hell he was tink’n!!
Rex Caliber: That is exactly why I can not tell you where he is…
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Fine Caliber!! Have it yer way!! Don’t tell me where t’find Mr. Green, white, and red!! I’ll just wait til Tuesday. Plan on have’n a little extra security on hand fer “The Last Resort”…You’ll need it!!
-Lloyd and Banks exit Rex Caliber’s office.-
Rex Caliber: This is not going to be good…
-Scene fades.-
-NAPW Promo area. “LDK” Lloyd Rees is not happy. He waste no time as he starts to speak.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Finally d’hat waste of space, Chad Kurtis, got someting right!! Ya should worship me!! Hell kid, I’m everyting ya want t’be; multiple time champion, world recognition as one of da greatest wrassler of our time, and a good look’n man t’boot!! And you, well we’ve been through d’hat already…
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Kurtis, I can see d’hat in d'hat little pee-brain of yers, yer see’n dis match as one of da great events of dis decade, a match d’hat will go down in history as one of Chad Kurtis’s shine’n moments, a match d’hat will never be forgotten…Well forget it punk!! As soon as dis match ends with me get’n da one-two-three, people will forget it ever happened!! If it’s classic ya want, why don’t ya call out da return’n Crusher!! It will go down as da worst match in NAPW history and you, yes you Chad, will be forever wriiten into da history books…
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: But in all reality kid, when are ya go’n t’come t’da realization d’hat yer out of yer league…OH!! Wait a second, I know when!! When it’s to late fer da “The Show” t’back out, when he’s lying on his back stare’n at da bright lights after feel’n da effect of da “Nish” J. Drop, and yer truly is parade’n around da ring with me NAPW Provinical Champion raised high, a winner yet again!!
-Lloyd turns to walk away from the camera but, turns back.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Oh! A quick warn’n fer everyone…Stay out of me way when I decided it’s time t’take care of Mr. Mama Mia!!
-Rees walks away as the scene fades.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Hey Larry! Is Caliber around?!
Bartender: Name's not Larry...He should be in the back. Let me check for you.
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: D’hats fine I’ll check meself!
Bartender: You can’t go back there sir…
-Lloyd and Banks totally ignore the bartender and walk to the back through a door that reads “Staff Only”. Looking around quickly, they find what they are looking for. In front of them is an office door that reads “Rex Caliber”. Lloyd does not knock, he just lets himself in. On the other side of the door sits The Nexus One. He is busy typing numbers into a computer. He stops his work when he notices who has just barged though his office door.-
Rex Caliber: Well, well, well…To what do I own this honor?
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Caliber I need some info!!
Rex Caliber: Now Rees, why should I be willing to help you? You and I have never been the best of friends, hell, you run around bragging about how you put me on the shelf. But, you know, I’m not doing to bad for a guy who has been put on the shelf by “LDK”, got myself a wrestling promotion and the Heavyweight strap in another.
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Yer right Caliber!! Me and you have never seen eye t’eye and I can’t imagine d’hat is about t’change but, dis is not about wrasslin’ Rex, dis is about John!
Rex Caliber: I am sorry about John, Lloyd but, I do not know what I can do. Nobody knows who did this.
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: I do…
-Lloyd reaches into his pocket and throws the sunglasses he found at the scene on Rex Caliber’s desk.-
Rex Caliber: What is this?
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Why don’t you tell me Caliber!
Rex Caliber: It can not be Lloyd. I know you two have not been on the same page…ever…but, he would never go to this level. He has more class than this.
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Da proof is right in front of ya Rex!! Ya can’t deny it!!
Rex Caliber: I know it does not look good for him, but we have to have more proof. What exactly do you want from me?
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: I want you t’tell me where I can find him!!
Rex Caliber: Rees, you know I can not do that…
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: I just want t’talk t’him Rex, ya know, see what da hell he was tink’n!!
Rex Caliber: That is exactly why I can not tell you where he is…
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Fine Caliber!! Have it yer way!! Don’t tell me where t’find Mr. Green, white, and red!! I’ll just wait til Tuesday. Plan on have’n a little extra security on hand fer “The Last Resort”…You’ll need it!!
-Lloyd and Banks exit Rex Caliber’s office.-
Rex Caliber: This is not going to be good…
-Scene fades.-
-NAPW Promo area. “LDK” Lloyd Rees is not happy. He waste no time as he starts to speak.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Finally d’hat waste of space, Chad Kurtis, got someting right!! Ya should worship me!! Hell kid, I’m everyting ya want t’be; multiple time champion, world recognition as one of da greatest wrassler of our time, and a good look’n man t’boot!! And you, well we’ve been through d’hat already…
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Kurtis, I can see d’hat in d'hat little pee-brain of yers, yer see’n dis match as one of da great events of dis decade, a match d’hat will go down in history as one of Chad Kurtis’s shine’n moments, a match d’hat will never be forgotten…Well forget it punk!! As soon as dis match ends with me get’n da one-two-three, people will forget it ever happened!! If it’s classic ya want, why don’t ya call out da return’n Crusher!! It will go down as da worst match in NAPW history and you, yes you Chad, will be forever wriiten into da history books…
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: But in all reality kid, when are ya go’n t’come t’da realization d’hat yer out of yer league…OH!! Wait a second, I know when!! When it’s to late fer da “The Show” t’back out, when he’s lying on his back stare’n at da bright lights after feel’n da effect of da “Nish” J. Drop, and yer truly is parade’n around da ring with me NAPW Provinical Champion raised high, a winner yet again!!
-Lloyd turns to walk away from the camera but, turns back.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Oh! A quick warn’n fer everyone…Stay out of me way when I decided it’s time t’take care of Mr. Mama Mia!!
-Rees walks away as the scene fades.-