Post by Sebastien Martyr on Apr 15, 2007 1:19:45 GMT -5
(We find the scene extra eerie today. It looks to be some sort of church. No religious symbols present, but the building has pews, a main stage area for someone to speak with undivided attention. Stain glass windows are present in the building, but the colors are red and purple. We view the people in the pews and they are all female. An estimate would place around fifty women in the pews. They are all dressed in black, mostly leather outfits. They are all slim, attractive in a Gothic style, and no blondes are present. We hear music begin to play. The song is “Hurt” covered by Johnny Cash. Out walks a man in a black on black suit. He is rather large, and has a red Mohawk.)
Mystery man: Welcome to the service today. I’m glad all you lovely people could show up. I’m of course Deacon Al B. Damned. I want to give you a little bit of a history of the church for the television camera, which joins us today. This church was formed by a intelligent being that no one on earth can ever match. He is not as much a human as he is a flesh and bone spirit. He has done many great works for his followers, and with his continued success in the world of professional grappling, he is spreading his message even farther. He commands that you not worship idols, but to do as you feel is right. But there is the three sins out of the mythical Seven Deadly Sins that he does believe in. Today’s sermon is on those sins. Let’s welcome to the main stage, the Minister of Destruction, the Doctor of Desecration, your hero and mine... the man Revolutionizing the Wrestling world, one, two or three victims at a time... he is the one... the only... SEBASTIEN MARTYR!
(With that “Sober” by Tool commands the PA system, and out walks the reverend. He is dressed in a Burgundy colored suit. He has his dragon cane in hand, and is wearing his shades. He stands at the mic, as the music fades.)
Sebastien Martyr: Welcome to MY WORLD! Thank you for giving me the time. Deacon Al will be taking the collection plate around, for anyone wanting to give to Sebastien Martyr Sin Research fund. If you don’t have the money, you can help me Research Sin by giving me your time, and use of the temple that is your body. Thank you.
(The ladies are giving money, or writing down available times for “research”, then blowing kisses at Martyr.)
Sebastien Martyr: Let’s review the list of events coming up. This Tuesday, everyone is invited to the Polish Hall in Edmonton, to watch your Minister destroy three men in a hellacious battle of right versus wrong. Remember those three wrongs I’m fighting don’t make a right. Saturday is the topless fund raiser for Al’s liver transplant.
(Cut to Al who is sneaking a drink of beer, and realizes everyone’s looking at him. He waves and bows then drinks up.)
Sebastien Martyr: We don’t have books, or pamphlets here to recite things from. I just speak, and everyone listens to the gospel according to Martyr. The seven deadly sins listed by Pope Gregory the Great, have some credentials. But only if the “sins” or vices in question effect ones intelligence. I can have sex with lots of women and it not bother me. But when I get to the point where I depend on it and it controls me... I need help. I enjoy my life and balance my enjoyments.
Sebastien Martyr: Bruce Richard’s doesn’t control one of those vices. It controls him. His Deadly sin is... Anger. The Beast can be manipulated by words, and it causes him to get mad easy. He tries to make sure my words doesn't get to him, but let’s look at what can piss him off. Kyle betraying him, apparently made him the angriest his ever been. I normally wouldn’t do this, as I believe it is beneath me. But for the sake of proving a point... I’ve had a wax model of your beloved girlfriend constructed. Now you look at these beautiful, loyal members of the congregation that are in attendance.
(Al brings out the wax model, which is nude. NAPW has censored the breast and pelvic regions with black bars.)
Sebastien Martyr: Those women, which grow in numbers every week... will KILL for me. I would never ask them too, but they would. If I was to tell them to, find miss Tiffany, and says rough her up a bit... things wouldn’t be good for her. They would probably storm her house like a Delta Force and beat her to she begs to die... That is power. Would that anger you Bruce? Would you go into a rage and try to kill those women? You would. I’m not going to do that, nor will they do anything to her, but the thought of it, I know it bothers you. You have this vice in anger, and having Tiffany around... it handicaps you. You sir are not a man she should be with. Wrestlers don’t need a loving relationship with one woman. The business is too cut throat. Just look at what your best friend would do to you. Bruce, you need to just stop feeling feelings for that girl, and adopt a Martyr way of life. Many women, no guilt, no love, just power. I treat them all well, and they know deep down... that everything will be just fine. She is the key to your downfall, and you will never be anything in this business until she is gone. Your temper is too short, she is an easy way to get you off your game.
Sebastien Martyr: Dan Ryan, the man Bruce Richards would love to make babies with... he has a vice too. His is avarice. For most of the fans of NAPW, let me explain. It’s the love of money, or riches. Dan Ryan loves to win belts, and it’s a hardcore obsession. His visit here is maybe his testing the waters. Seeing if another belt is for the taking. If he can beat the three top contenders, maybe he can get a shot. He is a heavyweight champ, tag champ and wants more. He needs more. More money, more notoriety, he needs more "bling", to quote the young people. He is entering the proverbial lion’s den, and he is doing it to feed this obsession. It controls his actions. Why else would a champ, of another fed, come here? He could get hurt, get embarrassed or worse... he could lose to someone no one has ever heard of. I’m not world famous. I don’t fight handicapped guys in circus rings. I am starting small, and one day might be as famous as Ryan seems to be. But I’ll never let an addiction to gold cause me to be blind to hazards. Your lust for gold will be your downfall. The more gold, the more matches, the more guys will try to hurt you. You wear a bullseye and it will catch up with you. I want to be NAPW champ, and then make the company famous, which makes me famous. I can turn this thing into something special, and make it more than a small indy. But you are selfish, and just want to win as many titles as possible. Dan Ryan... you’ll only be remembered in this match for one thing... losing to Sebastien Martyr.
(Sebastien gets Al to bring him some water. He wipes his head and takes the mic off the stand. He is going to walk and talk.)
Sebastien Martyr: Then there’s the vice that eats away at many men in this business. PRIDE. Those five letters come together and stop many men. It makes men do stupid things, and hang on when there’s no hope. Pride is a disease eating at Simply Andrew. He will go through "I Quit" matches with Technical Terrors. He will try to ruin the life of a Saint like Brian Bruno. He does this for the love of the fans. He prides himself on being the most cheered man in the building. He does what the fans want him to do. Andrew you are killing yourself, your career and your legacy. You are going to go down as the man who was the best mid card wrestler never to win a big time belt. You won a Pure title when it meant nothing. Casino made it something, and you know that is a fact. Your luck ran out after you eliminated me from Survivor. You will go out and try to fight three men at once, for the fans. You are in no shape to wrestle us. You have all these extra matches, other deals going on. Burning the candle on both ends, and you don’t even have time to do your required segments on NAPW-Online.com. You pride yourself on pleasing the fans, and living for them. You want to give them a role model. Will the kids all want wheel chairs, so they can be like SB? Cause that’s where you are headed. You are in my way to the gold that will make me the leader of this promotion. I will be king, and you are going to slaughter for the sins of you,sins of the fans and sins of the ones before you.
Sebastien Martyr: Those sins are what is making my opponents weak. I can exploit them all, and this match doesn’t work well for any of them. Dan will get ganged by all three of us NAPW stars at the start. Simply Andrew will be to tired from his busy life, to compete. The Beast is going to get mad at me... and be off his game. He shouldn’t be mad, but he will be. (looking almost saddened, he takes off his glasses) I have to let everyone know something. I can’t lie or hold my tongue anymore. You see at Sole Survivor, after he won his match... a letter was left on Bruce's dressing room door with some very weak scotch tape. As I walked by, the wind blew it down. I picked it up, and I tried not to glance, but it was such beautiful handwriting. It wasn’t a lot to it, and I taped it back. But since I know Bruce doesn’t hide anything from his beloved gal, I’ll recite what it said.
Dearest Bruce,
Thank God you beat Kyle. I am glad I finally had the courage to end my relationship with him. We only have to get rid of Tiff, and we can be together forever. I still don’t know why you haven’t dumped her ass yet. She isn’t in my league. I know... you told me you are working on it. I wish I could call you, but I know she is checking up on you all the time. She is like you say, a super snoop. You and me baby, no more secrets behind Kyle’s back... no more hiding. I can’t wait!
Love,
Amy
(The women in attendance start gossiping.)
Sebastien Martyr: I’m sure she knows, and is cool with his other girlfriend. Well Bruce, have fun at home. Let’s end this service with a nice prayer. Bow your heads.
Dear Me... Thank me, for being so great, and for being a true role model for humans everywhere. I am the man, and I’ll be damned if...
Al B. Damned: (looking up) Yeah boss.
Sebastien Martyr: ...anyone leaves that ring unscathed. In Martyr’s name, I am!
(Fade to Black.)
Mystery man: Welcome to the service today. I’m glad all you lovely people could show up. I’m of course Deacon Al B. Damned. I want to give you a little bit of a history of the church for the television camera, which joins us today. This church was formed by a intelligent being that no one on earth can ever match. He is not as much a human as he is a flesh and bone spirit. He has done many great works for his followers, and with his continued success in the world of professional grappling, he is spreading his message even farther. He commands that you not worship idols, but to do as you feel is right. But there is the three sins out of the mythical Seven Deadly Sins that he does believe in. Today’s sermon is on those sins. Let’s welcome to the main stage, the Minister of Destruction, the Doctor of Desecration, your hero and mine... the man Revolutionizing the Wrestling world, one, two or three victims at a time... he is the one... the only... SEBASTIEN MARTYR!
(With that “Sober” by Tool commands the PA system, and out walks the reverend. He is dressed in a Burgundy colored suit. He has his dragon cane in hand, and is wearing his shades. He stands at the mic, as the music fades.)
Sebastien Martyr: Welcome to MY WORLD! Thank you for giving me the time. Deacon Al will be taking the collection plate around, for anyone wanting to give to Sebastien Martyr Sin Research fund. If you don’t have the money, you can help me Research Sin by giving me your time, and use of the temple that is your body. Thank you.
(The ladies are giving money, or writing down available times for “research”, then blowing kisses at Martyr.)
Sebastien Martyr: Let’s review the list of events coming up. This Tuesday, everyone is invited to the Polish Hall in Edmonton, to watch your Minister destroy three men in a hellacious battle of right versus wrong. Remember those three wrongs I’m fighting don’t make a right. Saturday is the topless fund raiser for Al’s liver transplant.
(Cut to Al who is sneaking a drink of beer, and realizes everyone’s looking at him. He waves and bows then drinks up.)
Sebastien Martyr: We don’t have books, or pamphlets here to recite things from. I just speak, and everyone listens to the gospel according to Martyr. The seven deadly sins listed by Pope Gregory the Great, have some credentials. But only if the “sins” or vices in question effect ones intelligence. I can have sex with lots of women and it not bother me. But when I get to the point where I depend on it and it controls me... I need help. I enjoy my life and balance my enjoyments.
Sebastien Martyr: Bruce Richard’s doesn’t control one of those vices. It controls him. His Deadly sin is... Anger. The Beast can be manipulated by words, and it causes him to get mad easy. He tries to make sure my words doesn't get to him, but let’s look at what can piss him off. Kyle betraying him, apparently made him the angriest his ever been. I normally wouldn’t do this, as I believe it is beneath me. But for the sake of proving a point... I’ve had a wax model of your beloved girlfriend constructed. Now you look at these beautiful, loyal members of the congregation that are in attendance.
(Al brings out the wax model, which is nude. NAPW has censored the breast and pelvic regions with black bars.)
Sebastien Martyr: Those women, which grow in numbers every week... will KILL for me. I would never ask them too, but they would. If I was to tell them to, find miss Tiffany, and says rough her up a bit... things wouldn’t be good for her. They would probably storm her house like a Delta Force and beat her to she begs to die... That is power. Would that anger you Bruce? Would you go into a rage and try to kill those women? You would. I’m not going to do that, nor will they do anything to her, but the thought of it, I know it bothers you. You have this vice in anger, and having Tiffany around... it handicaps you. You sir are not a man she should be with. Wrestlers don’t need a loving relationship with one woman. The business is too cut throat. Just look at what your best friend would do to you. Bruce, you need to just stop feeling feelings for that girl, and adopt a Martyr way of life. Many women, no guilt, no love, just power. I treat them all well, and they know deep down... that everything will be just fine. She is the key to your downfall, and you will never be anything in this business until she is gone. Your temper is too short, she is an easy way to get you off your game.
Sebastien Martyr: Dan Ryan, the man Bruce Richards would love to make babies with... he has a vice too. His is avarice. For most of the fans of NAPW, let me explain. It’s the love of money, or riches. Dan Ryan loves to win belts, and it’s a hardcore obsession. His visit here is maybe his testing the waters. Seeing if another belt is for the taking. If he can beat the three top contenders, maybe he can get a shot. He is a heavyweight champ, tag champ and wants more. He needs more. More money, more notoriety, he needs more "bling", to quote the young people. He is entering the proverbial lion’s den, and he is doing it to feed this obsession. It controls his actions. Why else would a champ, of another fed, come here? He could get hurt, get embarrassed or worse... he could lose to someone no one has ever heard of. I’m not world famous. I don’t fight handicapped guys in circus rings. I am starting small, and one day might be as famous as Ryan seems to be. But I’ll never let an addiction to gold cause me to be blind to hazards. Your lust for gold will be your downfall. The more gold, the more matches, the more guys will try to hurt you. You wear a bullseye and it will catch up with you. I want to be NAPW champ, and then make the company famous, which makes me famous. I can turn this thing into something special, and make it more than a small indy. But you are selfish, and just want to win as many titles as possible. Dan Ryan... you’ll only be remembered in this match for one thing... losing to Sebastien Martyr.
(Sebastien gets Al to bring him some water. He wipes his head and takes the mic off the stand. He is going to walk and talk.)
Sebastien Martyr: Then there’s the vice that eats away at many men in this business. PRIDE. Those five letters come together and stop many men. It makes men do stupid things, and hang on when there’s no hope. Pride is a disease eating at Simply Andrew. He will go through "I Quit" matches with Technical Terrors. He will try to ruin the life of a Saint like Brian Bruno. He does this for the love of the fans. He prides himself on being the most cheered man in the building. He does what the fans want him to do. Andrew you are killing yourself, your career and your legacy. You are going to go down as the man who was the best mid card wrestler never to win a big time belt. You won a Pure title when it meant nothing. Casino made it something, and you know that is a fact. Your luck ran out after you eliminated me from Survivor. You will go out and try to fight three men at once, for the fans. You are in no shape to wrestle us. You have all these extra matches, other deals going on. Burning the candle on both ends, and you don’t even have time to do your required segments on NAPW-Online.com. You pride yourself on pleasing the fans, and living for them. You want to give them a role model. Will the kids all want wheel chairs, so they can be like SB? Cause that’s where you are headed. You are in my way to the gold that will make me the leader of this promotion. I will be king, and you are going to slaughter for the sins of you,sins of the fans and sins of the ones before you.
Sebastien Martyr: Those sins are what is making my opponents weak. I can exploit them all, and this match doesn’t work well for any of them. Dan will get ganged by all three of us NAPW stars at the start. Simply Andrew will be to tired from his busy life, to compete. The Beast is going to get mad at me... and be off his game. He shouldn’t be mad, but he will be. (looking almost saddened, he takes off his glasses) I have to let everyone know something. I can’t lie or hold my tongue anymore. You see at Sole Survivor, after he won his match... a letter was left on Bruce's dressing room door with some very weak scotch tape. As I walked by, the wind blew it down. I picked it up, and I tried not to glance, but it was such beautiful handwriting. It wasn’t a lot to it, and I taped it back. But since I know Bruce doesn’t hide anything from his beloved gal, I’ll recite what it said.
Dearest Bruce,
Thank God you beat Kyle. I am glad I finally had the courage to end my relationship with him. We only have to get rid of Tiff, and we can be together forever. I still don’t know why you haven’t dumped her ass yet. She isn’t in my league. I know... you told me you are working on it. I wish I could call you, but I know she is checking up on you all the time. She is like you say, a super snoop. You and me baby, no more secrets behind Kyle’s back... no more hiding. I can’t wait!
Love,
Amy
(The women in attendance start gossiping.)
Sebastien Martyr: I’m sure she knows, and is cool with his other girlfriend. Well Bruce, have fun at home. Let’s end this service with a nice prayer. Bow your heads.
Dear Me... Thank me, for being so great, and for being a true role model for humans everywhere. I am the man, and I’ll be damned if...
Al B. Damned: (looking up) Yeah boss.
Sebastien Martyr: ...anyone leaves that ring unscathed. In Martyr’s name, I am!
(Fade to Black.)