Post by Matthew Kurtis on Apr 13, 2007 22:52:46 GMT -5
((("The Angry American" Matthew Kurtis and Lyndsey Valentine are sitting at a corner table in Matt's favorite Edmonton watering hole as they drink they discuss Matthew's upcoming match against "Dynamite" Stone Zellor...)))
LYNDSEY:Well I guess we know how Stone spent the two weeks between NAPW shows,didn't we Matt?
MATTHEW:Yeah it seems that he went out and got his own redhead,damned copycat. Still I'm willing to bet that you can beat the shit out of his redhead.
LYNDSEY:Yeah but she don't look like the type to come out to the ring.Surprisingly it looks like the rumor I've heard about his size or lack thereof was wrong,well either that or his little teeny-bopper girlfriend...what's her names? Buttercup,Blossom,NO,wait it's Buttercup I knew it was the same as one of the Powerpuff Girls. What was I saying? Oh yeah,either the rumor of his one inch dick was wrong or Bubbles likes cocktail wieners.
MATTHEW:Yeah whatever.Stone must think he's funny,talking about how he and his brother kicked my ass around the ring. That's true if "kicking my ass around the ring" means poking me in the eye and then suplexing over the top rope.Sadly for Stone,I'm in no mood for for humor.The bookers over in REBEL saw fit not to let me have a match last week so I've spent the better part of two weeks being pissed off about the Sole Survivor and then losing because of a stupid ref's decision. And the thing is Stone I'm a sore loser and I'm coming off of two losses in a row so that means I'm looking for someone to take my anger out on.
LYNDSEY:And that's Stone and I almost feel sorry for him.I did say almost,if he wants to run his mouth he has to be ready to deal with the conquences. He does seem to be confident though.
MATTHEW:I couldn't care less about how confident he claims to be,Lynds.All that talk is him trying to make himself feel better about being kicked to the curb by Clint and their dad. He brags about adding muscle mass,new moves,and a new catch phase stolen from Chad's theme song,but he doesn't realize what's happening on April 17th.
LYNDSEY:I sometimes wonder if he understands much of anything or takes anything too seriously.
MATTHEW:He always bragging about his "skillz" and he may have some but then again so do I. He forgets that I ain't just some lumbering monster like Krenshov,but he is right about one thing though.
LYNDSEY:What's that,Matt?
MATTHEW:I ain't a DOOMrider,and that's neither good or bad in and of itself,but for him it's a bad thing. Because what I am is almost 7 feet and over 300lbs of pissed off 100% grade A "Big Blue Ass-kicker!" and Stone has no idea what he's in for.Any other time Stone has been in the ring with me it has been either a tag-team encounter or a battle royal where he had help wanted or unwanted against me,but Tuesday it'll be just me and him. One-on-One and for all his big talk he can't beat me.He may think this is a wonderful opportunity for him but what can't see is that he headed to bad end like a lamb to the slaughter. So Stone go ahead and keep talking and getting your nerve up and show up Tuesday as ready as you'll ever be but know this I will not be held responsible for what happens to you. If you step in the ring with me you will be hurt ,t's only a matter of how much you'll suffer.
LYNDSEY:Damn Matt I ain't seen you like this in a while.
MATTHEW:Maybe it really is time to show everyone in NAPW the "old" me. So it starts this tuesday and victim number is "Dynamite" Stone Zellor.
(((The seen fades as Matthew finishes off his beer.)))
LYNDSEY:Well I guess we know how Stone spent the two weeks between NAPW shows,didn't we Matt?
MATTHEW:Yeah it seems that he went out and got his own redhead,damned copycat. Still I'm willing to bet that you can beat the shit out of his redhead.
LYNDSEY:Yeah but she don't look like the type to come out to the ring.Surprisingly it looks like the rumor I've heard about his size or lack thereof was wrong,well either that or his little teeny-bopper girlfriend...what's her names? Buttercup,Blossom,NO,wait it's Buttercup I knew it was the same as one of the Powerpuff Girls. What was I saying? Oh yeah,either the rumor of his one inch dick was wrong or Bubbles likes cocktail wieners.
MATTHEW:Yeah whatever.Stone must think he's funny,talking about how he and his brother kicked my ass around the ring. That's true if "kicking my ass around the ring" means poking me in the eye and then suplexing over the top rope.Sadly for Stone,I'm in no mood for for humor.The bookers over in REBEL saw fit not to let me have a match last week so I've spent the better part of two weeks being pissed off about the Sole Survivor and then losing because of a stupid ref's decision. And the thing is Stone I'm a sore loser and I'm coming off of two losses in a row so that means I'm looking for someone to take my anger out on.
LYNDSEY:And that's Stone and I almost feel sorry for him.I did say almost,if he wants to run his mouth he has to be ready to deal with the conquences. He does seem to be confident though.
MATTHEW:I couldn't care less about how confident he claims to be,Lynds.All that talk is him trying to make himself feel better about being kicked to the curb by Clint and their dad. He brags about adding muscle mass,new moves,and a new catch phase stolen from Chad's theme song,but he doesn't realize what's happening on April 17th.
LYNDSEY:I sometimes wonder if he understands much of anything or takes anything too seriously.
MATTHEW:He always bragging about his "skillz" and he may have some but then again so do I. He forgets that I ain't just some lumbering monster like Krenshov,but he is right about one thing though.
LYNDSEY:What's that,Matt?
MATTHEW:I ain't a DOOMrider,and that's neither good or bad in and of itself,but for him it's a bad thing. Because what I am is almost 7 feet and over 300lbs of pissed off 100% grade A "Big Blue Ass-kicker!" and Stone has no idea what he's in for.Any other time Stone has been in the ring with me it has been either a tag-team encounter or a battle royal where he had help wanted or unwanted against me,but Tuesday it'll be just me and him. One-on-One and for all his big talk he can't beat me.He may think this is a wonderful opportunity for him but what can't see is that he headed to bad end like a lamb to the slaughter. So Stone go ahead and keep talking and getting your nerve up and show up Tuesday as ready as you'll ever be but know this I will not be held responsible for what happens to you. If you step in the ring with me you will be hurt ,t's only a matter of how much you'll suffer.
LYNDSEY:Damn Matt I ain't seen you like this in a while.
MATTHEW:Maybe it really is time to show everyone in NAPW the "old" me. So it starts this tuesday and victim number is "Dynamite" Stone Zellor.
(((The seen fades as Matthew finishes off his beer.)))