Post by "LDK" Lloyd Rees on Apr 11, 2007 21:34:46 GMT -5
-We are inside room 573 at the Dorothea Dix Hospital, Raleigh, North Carolina. All is dark and John Salty sleeps. Silent, aside from the humming of the machines, the room is still. John stirs and his eyes begin to open. As his eyes adjust to the light, he can notice a small seam of light coming form the door.-
[glow=red,2,300]SMASH!![/glow]
-The door burst open and there stands the man in the ski mask, lead pipe in hand. He stands over the cowering Salty.-
Familiar Voice: Looks like I never did a good enough job the first time!!
-The ski masked man raises the lead pipe high into the air above John’s head and swings.-
[glow=yellow,2,300]FLASH!![/glow]
-John convulses in his hospital bed and two nurses come to his side to see if he is ok. Everything seems alright. One nurse turns to the other.-
Nurse # 1: He must have been dreaming…
-Scene fades.-
-We quickly reopen outside the main entrance of Dorothea Dix Hospital. Lloyd Rees and David Banks are making their way inside when they are stopped in their tracks by a voice coming from behind them.-
Voice: Lloyd! Lloyd! Could I get a few words?
-The voice belongs to none other than NAPW backstage interviewer, Josh Reynolds. Lloyd responds.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: I don’t have time fer you t’day Reynolds…
-Lloyd turns and continues inside, Josh follows.-
Josh Reynolds: This will just take a second…I just want to know if you could give us a few comments concerning your NAPW Provincial Title defense against “The Show” Chad Kurtis.
-Lloyd stops, turns, and speaks.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Let’s make dis quit!!
Josh Reynolds: I promise it will be…Lloyd this coming Tuesday you put your NAPW Provincial Championship on the line against “The Show”…
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: We’ve already been through all dis…Gimme d’hat!!
-Lloyd grabs the microphone out of Josh’s hand.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Point d’hat camera dis way!! As, Josh here, told everyone already, dis Tuesday night I go one on one with me belt on da line against Chad Kurtis…
-Lloyd puts on his best Josh Reynolds.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Lloyd, you most be concerned about this match. Chad Kurtis has been on a roll as of late, winning the big six man battle royal at the REBEL Pro show dubbed “Golden Opportunities”. This could be a tougher match than you are expecting.
-Dropping the impersonation.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Josh t’tell ya da truth Josh, I don’t give a f**k how well Kurtis has been do’n as of late. BIG F**K’N DEAL!! Da Larry managed t’get a win over a bunch of lousy mid-carders. Look at me Josh; do I look like a mid-carder? On Tuesday yer new boy friend, “The Show”, will have t’step in da ring with me!! A pure main eventer, da TECHNICAL TERROR, da “LDK”, da one and da only…LLOYD REES!! Yer bum-buddy is go’n t’get t’see first hand what fighting a real wrassler, a true champion is truly like!! We’ll see how much of a roll Chad is on when comes face t’face with da greatest NAPW Provincial Champion ever!!
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Ya can’t ever be truly ready fer a match with me Kurtis!! Ya can be as motivated and focused as ya want, do yer ten mile steeplechase, yer thousand sit-ups, yer thirty hours of strength train’n and condition’n, and yer twenty hours in da weight room, hell, ya can pray t’god everyday in da week, but one ting will remain da same, you will never be able t’lift da weight d’hat is da NAPW Provincial Championship. Christ!! After as many times as I have held dis belt, no one is ever go’n t’live up to its name. I am the NAPW Provincial Champion and you, yes you Kurtis, will never be able t’take d’hat from me…
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: But, yer not as blind as ya come across Chad. Ya can recognize greatness when ya see it!! Yer right in say’n d’hat I am a great wrassler, da greatest wrassler. But, ya don’t have t’worry yer pretty little head about da “LDK” bring’n his “A-game” cause Kurtis, I don’t have any other type. I haven’t look forward t’a match so much since I took da NAPW Championship from D!. I’m look’n forward t’see da effort ya do put forward, I’m sure it will be entertain’n if nothing else…Now d’hat’s how ya shoot a quick interview Josh!
-Lloyd slams the microphone back into Josh’s chest and heads toward the elevator and the fifth floor. But, Josh has not got all the answers he wanted.-
Josh Reynolds: Lloyd!! What about John Salty?! With what has happened to him are you going to be able to be one hundred percent for this title defense? Also, have there been any updates on his condition?!
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: I’ll be fine!! Plus, I could take Kurtis out at twenty five percent. Ya know, I wouldn’t want t’make any excuses, “The Show” doesn’t want t’hear d’hem…
Josh Reynolds: What about John Salty’s condition?!
-Lloyd and Banks get into the elevator and the doors close in Josh’s face as the scene fades.-
-The elevator opens and Lloyd and Banks are met in the hall by John Salty’s Doctor.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Doc! Just the person I was look’n fer…Any ting new on John’s condition?
Doctor: Not much has changed. But, it has not got any worse either Mr. Rees and that is good news.
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Have ya got any results back from yer test’n about how much damage John has actually suffered?
Doctor: There is nothing much more we can do Mr. Rees. We just have to wait for Mr. Salty to regain conscious and then establish his condition.
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: So I guess d’hat means he isn’t speak’n?
Doctor: No. I am sorry Mr. Rees but, there is no way to tell when he will be able to communicate.
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: It’s not yer fault Doctor, but I’d sure like t’know who’s fault it was…Excuse me Doc, I want to visit John.
Doctor: Sure thing Mr. Rees…
-Lloyd and Banks head toward room 573. They talk as they walk.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: How are we supposed t’find out who da hell did dis, Banks, when John can’t even talk?
“The Chairman” David Banks: I not exactly sure Lloyd…
-Rees and Banks enter John’s hospital room. John still lays motionless, hoses everywhere. Rees walks over to John and starts to talk to him.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Dame it John!! Wake up!! We need yer help here t’find out who did dis!!
"The Chairman" Daivd Banks: Lloyd, screaming at him is not going to help…
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: I know Banks but, dis is so frustrate’n!!
“The Chairman” David Banks: I understand…Only if there was another witness but, there wasn’t?
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Or was there?
“The Chairman” David Banks: What are you saying Lloyd?
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Let’s head back down t'Blount Street and da Tir Na Nog Irish Pub!
-Scene fades.-
[glow=red,2,300]SMASH!![/glow]
-The door burst open and there stands the man in the ski mask, lead pipe in hand. He stands over the cowering Salty.-
Familiar Voice: Looks like I never did a good enough job the first time!!
-The ski masked man raises the lead pipe high into the air above John’s head and swings.-
[glow=yellow,2,300]FLASH!![/glow]
-John convulses in his hospital bed and two nurses come to his side to see if he is ok. Everything seems alright. One nurse turns to the other.-
Nurse # 1: He must have been dreaming…
-Scene fades.-
-We quickly reopen outside the main entrance of Dorothea Dix Hospital. Lloyd Rees and David Banks are making their way inside when they are stopped in their tracks by a voice coming from behind them.-
Voice: Lloyd! Lloyd! Could I get a few words?
-The voice belongs to none other than NAPW backstage interviewer, Josh Reynolds. Lloyd responds.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: I don’t have time fer you t’day Reynolds…
-Lloyd turns and continues inside, Josh follows.-
Josh Reynolds: This will just take a second…I just want to know if you could give us a few comments concerning your NAPW Provincial Title defense against “The Show” Chad Kurtis.
-Lloyd stops, turns, and speaks.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Let’s make dis quit!!
Josh Reynolds: I promise it will be…Lloyd this coming Tuesday you put your NAPW Provincial Championship on the line against “The Show”…
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: We’ve already been through all dis…Gimme d’hat!!
-Lloyd grabs the microphone out of Josh’s hand.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Point d’hat camera dis way!! As, Josh here, told everyone already, dis Tuesday night I go one on one with me belt on da line against Chad Kurtis…
-Lloyd puts on his best Josh Reynolds.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Lloyd, you most be concerned about this match. Chad Kurtis has been on a roll as of late, winning the big six man battle royal at the REBEL Pro show dubbed “Golden Opportunities”. This could be a tougher match than you are expecting.
-Dropping the impersonation.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Josh t’tell ya da truth Josh, I don’t give a f**k how well Kurtis has been do’n as of late. BIG F**K’N DEAL!! Da Larry managed t’get a win over a bunch of lousy mid-carders. Look at me Josh; do I look like a mid-carder? On Tuesday yer new boy friend, “The Show”, will have t’step in da ring with me!! A pure main eventer, da TECHNICAL TERROR, da “LDK”, da one and da only…LLOYD REES!! Yer bum-buddy is go’n t’get t’see first hand what fighting a real wrassler, a true champion is truly like!! We’ll see how much of a roll Chad is on when comes face t’face with da greatest NAPW Provincial Champion ever!!
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Ya can’t ever be truly ready fer a match with me Kurtis!! Ya can be as motivated and focused as ya want, do yer ten mile steeplechase, yer thousand sit-ups, yer thirty hours of strength train’n and condition’n, and yer twenty hours in da weight room, hell, ya can pray t’god everyday in da week, but one ting will remain da same, you will never be able t’lift da weight d’hat is da NAPW Provincial Championship. Christ!! After as many times as I have held dis belt, no one is ever go’n t’live up to its name. I am the NAPW Provincial Champion and you, yes you Kurtis, will never be able t’take d’hat from me…
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: But, yer not as blind as ya come across Chad. Ya can recognize greatness when ya see it!! Yer right in say’n d’hat I am a great wrassler, da greatest wrassler. But, ya don’t have t’worry yer pretty little head about da “LDK” bring’n his “A-game” cause Kurtis, I don’t have any other type. I haven’t look forward t’a match so much since I took da NAPW Championship from D!. I’m look’n forward t’see da effort ya do put forward, I’m sure it will be entertain’n if nothing else…Now d’hat’s how ya shoot a quick interview Josh!
-Lloyd slams the microphone back into Josh’s chest and heads toward the elevator and the fifth floor. But, Josh has not got all the answers he wanted.-
Josh Reynolds: Lloyd!! What about John Salty?! With what has happened to him are you going to be able to be one hundred percent for this title defense? Also, have there been any updates on his condition?!
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: I’ll be fine!! Plus, I could take Kurtis out at twenty five percent. Ya know, I wouldn’t want t’make any excuses, “The Show” doesn’t want t’hear d’hem…
Josh Reynolds: What about John Salty’s condition?!
-Lloyd and Banks get into the elevator and the doors close in Josh’s face as the scene fades.-
-The elevator opens and Lloyd and Banks are met in the hall by John Salty’s Doctor.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Doc! Just the person I was look’n fer…Any ting new on John’s condition?
Doctor: Not much has changed. But, it has not got any worse either Mr. Rees and that is good news.
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Have ya got any results back from yer test’n about how much damage John has actually suffered?
Doctor: There is nothing much more we can do Mr. Rees. We just have to wait for Mr. Salty to regain conscious and then establish his condition.
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: So I guess d’hat means he isn’t speak’n?
Doctor: No. I am sorry Mr. Rees but, there is no way to tell when he will be able to communicate.
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: It’s not yer fault Doctor, but I’d sure like t’know who’s fault it was…Excuse me Doc, I want to visit John.
Doctor: Sure thing Mr. Rees…
-Lloyd and Banks head toward room 573. They talk as they walk.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: How are we supposed t’find out who da hell did dis, Banks, when John can’t even talk?
“The Chairman” David Banks: I not exactly sure Lloyd…
-Rees and Banks enter John’s hospital room. John still lays motionless, hoses everywhere. Rees walks over to John and starts to talk to him.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Dame it John!! Wake up!! We need yer help here t’find out who did dis!!
"The Chairman" Daivd Banks: Lloyd, screaming at him is not going to help…
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: I know Banks but, dis is so frustrate’n!!
“The Chairman” David Banks: I understand…Only if there was another witness but, there wasn’t?
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Or was there?
“The Chairman” David Banks: What are you saying Lloyd?
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Let’s head back down t'Blount Street and da Tir Na Nog Irish Pub!
-Scene fades.-