Post by "The Show" Chad Kurtis on Apr 6, 2007 22:17:42 GMT -5
Promo begins outside of the offices of NAPW as a UPS driver knocks on the door...
Intern: Can I help you sir?
UPS driver: Yes, I have a delivery for a Josh Reynolds here.
Intern: I don't know if he is in but I will see.
Intern buzzes JR's extension
JR: Is there something you need, I was getting ready to leave?
Intern: Yes, Mr. Reynolds there is a delivery for you.
JR: Okay, I will be right up there then.
JR leaves his office and walks up to the front desk to sign for the package.
JR: Who's it from?
UPS driver: I don't know it doesn't have a name, just a address form Durham, NC.
JR (signing for the package): North Carolina you say?
UPS driver (walking out the door): Yeah, Durham to be exact.
JR begins to open the package and notices it's a portable DVD player with a post-it note on it.
JR (Taking the post-it note off): What is this it says. (reading out loud) Please review this DVD and then post it on napw.ca, so that all the newcomers can get the message, too. "The Show".
Intern: I message from "The Show" this should be interesting. Play it, I want to say what couldn't wait until he returned to Canada.
JR takes the DVD player out of the box and pushes play...
Screen starts black then an old movie theater advertisement for popcorn and soda begins to play then a 3...2...1..countdown followed by an explosion of pyrotechnics as Kid Rock's "Cocky" begins to play...
The words, "Savior", "Career Killer", Devil scrolls across the screen followed by the words "Who's scared of the big bad wolf?"
As those words faded off the screen the words "welcome to my world" begins to scroll across the screen followed by the words, "The Bluegrass Mafia" is proud to present then...
The screen goes black again as the sound byte, "Ali said I'm the greatest" is heard then the image of "The Show" Chad Kurtis dressed in a suit standing behind a podium like a presidential candidate appears as "The Show" begins to speak...
Show: I've been keeping an eye on NAPW while I have been down in North Carolina and have seen the influx of new "talent" since I have been away from Canada. From Diablo to Astros to Phoenix. I mean I have read their bio, I have scouted some of their old matches, and yes I have even listen to them try and cut a promo!
The words, "The last 'Action!' hero scrolls along the bottom of the screen followed by "the innovator of offense", "the heartbeat of NAPW", "the best technical wrestler in the sport today", and "the the PTPer"!
Show: I mean I have heard Astros talk about how great he is. How he is the savior of NAPW. I sorry, but "The Show" only has one savior and it sure ain't you. To me "Astros" you ain't nothing but some trying to use your words to overcompensate for your abilities.
"The Show" pretends to be shuffling their page of a political speech as he continues to speak.
Show: Moving on now let's look at what Phoenix has for us. The man who calls himself the career killer. C'mon now let me guess we are suppose to be scared. Like climbing in the ring against you is suppose to be career suicide. Please spare me the drama. I mean I can't speak for the rest of the rest of NAPW roster, but "The Show" ain't scared!
"The Show" does a mock mic check as he continues to rant about the new roster additions.
Show: Now that brings me to Diablo. I mean I guess we should wet our pants just because this man calls himself "the devil". Please. I mean what is it he asked if any of us have ever wrestled in Tokyo..well that would be a check here, and Mexico City, and etc, etc. I mean come on man you could at least be original!
"The Show" starts to take off his suit exposing his wrestling as he step from behind the podium.
Show: Did I pissed any of you off? If so good! Maybe make you cry a little? I hope not! I tell you one thing when I show your guy's promo they were so bad they I had a little vomit in my mouth! Am I pissing you off now! Good! I just wanted to take this chance to welcome you to my world! And if you want some, well, come and get some!
The screen goes black again as the words, "My name is "The Show" Chad Kurtis and I approved this message appear on the screen and slowly fade out as the screen returns to black.
Intern: Can I help you sir?
UPS driver: Yes, I have a delivery for a Josh Reynolds here.
Intern: I don't know if he is in but I will see.
Intern buzzes JR's extension
JR: Is there something you need, I was getting ready to leave?
Intern: Yes, Mr. Reynolds there is a delivery for you.
JR: Okay, I will be right up there then.
JR leaves his office and walks up to the front desk to sign for the package.
JR: Who's it from?
UPS driver: I don't know it doesn't have a name, just a address form Durham, NC.
JR (signing for the package): North Carolina you say?
UPS driver (walking out the door): Yeah, Durham to be exact.
JR begins to open the package and notices it's a portable DVD player with a post-it note on it.
JR (Taking the post-it note off): What is this it says. (reading out loud) Please review this DVD and then post it on napw.ca, so that all the newcomers can get the message, too. "The Show".
Intern: I message from "The Show" this should be interesting. Play it, I want to say what couldn't wait until he returned to Canada.
JR takes the DVD player out of the box and pushes play...
Screen starts black then an old movie theater advertisement for popcorn and soda begins to play then a 3...2...1..countdown followed by an explosion of pyrotechnics as Kid Rock's "Cocky" begins to play...
The words, "Savior", "Career Killer", Devil scrolls across the screen followed by the words "Who's scared of the big bad wolf?"
As those words faded off the screen the words "welcome to my world" begins to scroll across the screen followed by the words, "The Bluegrass Mafia" is proud to present then...
The screen goes black again as the sound byte, "Ali said I'm the greatest" is heard then the image of "The Show" Chad Kurtis dressed in a suit standing behind a podium like a presidential candidate appears as "The Show" begins to speak...
Show: I've been keeping an eye on NAPW while I have been down in North Carolina and have seen the influx of new "talent" since I have been away from Canada. From Diablo to Astros to Phoenix. I mean I have read their bio, I have scouted some of their old matches, and yes I have even listen to them try and cut a promo!
The words, "The last 'Action!' hero scrolls along the bottom of the screen followed by "the innovator of offense", "the heartbeat of NAPW", "the best technical wrestler in the sport today", and "the the PTPer"!
Show: I mean I have heard Astros talk about how great he is. How he is the savior of NAPW. I sorry, but "The Show" only has one savior and it sure ain't you. To me "Astros" you ain't nothing but some trying to use your words to overcompensate for your abilities.
"The Show" pretends to be shuffling their page of a political speech as he continues to speak.
Show: Moving on now let's look at what Phoenix has for us. The man who calls himself the career killer. C'mon now let me guess we are suppose to be scared. Like climbing in the ring against you is suppose to be career suicide. Please spare me the drama. I mean I can't speak for the rest of the rest of NAPW roster, but "The Show" ain't scared!
"The Show" does a mock mic check as he continues to rant about the new roster additions.
Show: Now that brings me to Diablo. I mean I guess we should wet our pants just because this man calls himself "the devil". Please. I mean what is it he asked if any of us have ever wrestled in Tokyo..well that would be a check here, and Mexico City, and etc, etc. I mean come on man you could at least be original!
"The Show" starts to take off his suit exposing his wrestling as he step from behind the podium.
Show: Did I pissed any of you off? If so good! Maybe make you cry a little? I hope not! I tell you one thing when I show your guy's promo they were so bad they I had a little vomit in my mouth! Am I pissing you off now! Good! I just wanted to take this chance to welcome you to my world! And if you want some, well, come and get some!
The screen goes black again as the words, "My name is "The Show" Chad Kurtis and I approved this message appear on the screen and slowly fade out as the screen returns to black.