Post by diablo on Apr 3, 2007 20:34:16 GMT -5
[Darkness.. eternal darkness..]
Voice: Let there be light..
[And there was light..but just a beam of light reflecting off a pair of red tinted glasses]
Voice: and it was good... heh heh heh. Pleased to meet you.. hope you guess my name...
Now.. onto business. Where the hell am I?
Off-screen female voice: Canada
Voice: Canada? What the HELL are we doing in Canada
Off-screen female voice: (mumbling) itstheonlyplacewecouldgetbooked
Voice: What was that?
Off-screen female voice: (yelling) IT WAS THE ONLY PLACE WE COULD GET BOOKED!!!! (normal) It seems theres not much of a market for dinosaurs...
Voice: They consider me a dinosaur? ME? Have any of them fought at the Tokyo Dome? Have they? HAVE THEY?
Off-screen female voice: I don't know.. I didn't research this place that well.. I was just happy for the booking.
Voice: Ah well.. when life hands you lemons.. you shove them back down life's throat. My career wasn't always like this you know..
Off-screen female voice: Oh no... here we go again..
Voice: Quiet, Demona... it's story time for these unwashed...uneducated... simple minded fools. Oh how the mighty have fallen.. I was in the top promotion in the world... I was part of the greatest group to ever exist in wrestling... I was on top of the world... then everything went to hell.. the fed got sued after a match ended up destroying downtown Tokyo.. and then another lawsuit after the damaged done to the Disney's Wide World of Sports complex... so after all is said and done.. the fed is forced to close.
I take a year off to see the world.. and wind up in another promotion.. a smaller one.. but the egos were big. Especially this trainer... Ast.. something or other.. I vaguely remember him from the "good ol days" if you will. He had this brilliant idea.. me.. as a vampire.
It sucked. No pun intended. It didn't last. Fed folded faster than a lousy Hold'em hand.
You see.. I have a theory.. Vampires.. well.. Fauxpires.. equal the death of a company. My first one had them.. I was one the last time.. and both dead.. I am putting you all on notice that if theres any Fauxpires here.. they won't be for long..
For this is what the devil does....
[Fade out]
Voice: Let there be light..
[And there was light..but just a beam of light reflecting off a pair of red tinted glasses]
Voice: and it was good... heh heh heh. Pleased to meet you.. hope you guess my name...
Now.. onto business. Where the hell am I?
Off-screen female voice: Canada
Voice: Canada? What the HELL are we doing in Canada
Off-screen female voice: (mumbling) itstheonlyplacewecouldgetbooked
Voice: What was that?
Off-screen female voice: (yelling) IT WAS THE ONLY PLACE WE COULD GET BOOKED!!!! (normal) It seems theres not much of a market for dinosaurs...
Voice: They consider me a dinosaur? ME? Have any of them fought at the Tokyo Dome? Have they? HAVE THEY?
Off-screen female voice: I don't know.. I didn't research this place that well.. I was just happy for the booking.
Voice: Ah well.. when life hands you lemons.. you shove them back down life's throat. My career wasn't always like this you know..
Off-screen female voice: Oh no... here we go again..
Voice: Quiet, Demona... it's story time for these unwashed...uneducated... simple minded fools. Oh how the mighty have fallen.. I was in the top promotion in the world... I was part of the greatest group to ever exist in wrestling... I was on top of the world... then everything went to hell.. the fed got sued after a match ended up destroying downtown Tokyo.. and then another lawsuit after the damaged done to the Disney's Wide World of Sports complex... so after all is said and done.. the fed is forced to close.
I take a year off to see the world.. and wind up in another promotion.. a smaller one.. but the egos were big. Especially this trainer... Ast.. something or other.. I vaguely remember him from the "good ol days" if you will. He had this brilliant idea.. me.. as a vampire.
It sucked. No pun intended. It didn't last. Fed folded faster than a lousy Hold'em hand.
You see.. I have a theory.. Vampires.. well.. Fauxpires.. equal the death of a company. My first one had them.. I was one the last time.. and both dead.. I am putting you all on notice that if theres any Fauxpires here.. they won't be for long..
For this is what the devil does....
[Fade out]