Post by Jake Phoenix on Apr 3, 2007 0:55:43 GMT -5
<The view spins around and is kinda grainy and the color's a bit goofy - whatever's going on isn't filmed in a studio, but on what looks to be a second-hand camcorder. Finally, we can see it's the inside of a seedy hotel room. The camera settles on whoever's holding the camera and pointing it back at themselves - an utter monster of a man, with short black hair and a wifebeater on. The man is not happy, and doesn't look like he's been happy in a long time, judging by the scowl on his square-jawed face.>
PHOENIX: Hey.. NAPW. Listen up. I'm Jake Phoenix. Some people.. call me the Career Killer, and it ain't 'cause I'm nice to 'em. Me, I've put people in the hospital.. I've beaten 'em so bad, they ain't never walked again. And hell, sometimes, I've done worse. That's kinda why I ain't been around this biz lately - guys in the USA, they got a little pissed off when I snapped the necks on a couple of those bitches they got runnin' stuff down there and threw me in the slammer for a while. They thought it'd calm me down.
<Phoenix snorts derisively.>
PHOENIX: Idiots. You know who's even dumber? Whoever the hell's runnin' NAPW. Y'know why? 'Cause they actually found my phone number, called me up and said, "Hey, Jake, we hear you're lookin' to wrestle again, well, we'll bring you up to Canada and you can get some work up here." Welp, if you're a wrestler in NAPW, then (BLEEP), I gotta wonder what y'all did to piss the bosses off, because they damn sure don't have your health in mind. But hell, if they wanna pay me to knock your heads around, I ain't complainin'. It's what I do.
<Phoenix shakes his head.>
PHOENIX: So I guess you can all consider this your notice, boys - Jake Phoenix is comin'. But y'know what's wrong with all that? By the time you see this - it's already gonna be too (BLEEP)ing late.
<The camera snaps off to black.>
PHOENIX: Hey.. NAPW. Listen up. I'm Jake Phoenix. Some people.. call me the Career Killer, and it ain't 'cause I'm nice to 'em. Me, I've put people in the hospital.. I've beaten 'em so bad, they ain't never walked again. And hell, sometimes, I've done worse. That's kinda why I ain't been around this biz lately - guys in the USA, they got a little pissed off when I snapped the necks on a couple of those bitches they got runnin' stuff down there and threw me in the slammer for a while. They thought it'd calm me down.
<Phoenix snorts derisively.>
PHOENIX: Idiots. You know who's even dumber? Whoever the hell's runnin' NAPW. Y'know why? 'Cause they actually found my phone number, called me up and said, "Hey, Jake, we hear you're lookin' to wrestle again, well, we'll bring you up to Canada and you can get some work up here." Welp, if you're a wrestler in NAPW, then (BLEEP), I gotta wonder what y'all did to piss the bosses off, because they damn sure don't have your health in mind. But hell, if they wanna pay me to knock your heads around, I ain't complainin'. It's what I do.
<Phoenix shakes his head.>
PHOENIX: So I guess you can all consider this your notice, boys - Jake Phoenix is comin'. But y'know what's wrong with all that? By the time you see this - it's already gonna be too (BLEEP)ing late.
<The camera snaps off to black.>