Post by "LDK" Lloyd Rees on Mar 25, 2007 21:36:38 GMT -5
-Thanks to Shaman Bearpaw, the “LDK” is one hundred percent. The weird dreams have stopped and Lloyd now has his annoying, cocky, egotistical persona back. We open in front of the Sole Survivor banner. Standing in front of that banner are none other than the NAPW’s smartest man, a real manager’s manager, John Salty, and the NAPW Provincial Champion, “LDK” Lloyd Rees. John gets the ball rolling.-
J. Salty: What ya are look’n at t’me right is a man d’hat is refocused!! A man d’hat has found a new confidence. A man d’hat is ready to roll right into Toronto and be da shine’n star of da big show. He’s REBEL Pro’s top talent, known world over as da TECHNICAL TERROR, a four-time and current NAPW Provincial Champion, soon t’be da 2007 Sole Survivor winner and da man d’hat made Simply Beautiful say I quit. He’s da “LDK”, da one and da only…LLOYD REES!!
-Lloyd stares into the camera. It is obvious that he is back to himself.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Sole Survivor! Defeat twenty-nine men in one night and ya get a shot at glory, a shot at the big bad NAPW Championship. It’s a chance for nobodies like Thomas Young, Sebastien Martyr, and Prince Darko t'actually make someting of d’ere pathetic lives. Well lads, I hope yer not count’n down da minutes till ya get t’go one on one with da Champ, whoever d’hat may be, cause d’ere is one huge road block fer everyone involved in Sole Survivor and he’s look’n ya dead in da face right now. Ya might know him. He’s held three different titles here in da NAPW, a total of seven different times, and he’s also da man d’hat looks t’make history every time he’s inside the squared-circle. He’s me!! Da “LDK” LLOYD REES!!
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Ya see, like I said befer, it doesn’t matter if yer name is Zellor, Jack, or O’Brien. If yer in me way on Tuesday, d’here is a dame good chance d’hat yer go’n t’find yerself be’n tossed out of da ring,over da top ropes, and down t’da floor. But, it isn’t all bad fer all da Larries involved in Sole Survivor. Just tink, when it’s all said and done you’ll be able t’look back and tell all yer friends d’hat you were in da ring with da most decorated Sole Survivor ever. It will be da highlight of a many careers I guarantee it!! I mean, how could it get any better fer some of d’ese idiots?! Do ya ever tink yer go’n t’see da names Nightmare, Dio Muerte, or KRENSHOV in a main event with da “LDK” ever again? I tink not!! But, d’ere is one man above all da rest d’hat got da rawest deal of d’hem all. He’s da man d’hat will stand across da ring from me in, what will soon be da greatest I Quit Match in history due t’me involvement, Simply Beautiful.
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Beautiful, unlike Kodiak, Sakai, and Santiago who will get about three and half seconds of da “LDK”, you’ve been cursed with da full meal deal. What da hell were ya tink'n?! What made ya wake up one morn’n and tink d’hat an I Quit Match with Lloyd Rees is exactly what da doctor ordered?! Well, let me tell da people what you were tink’n. In d’hat little marinara brain of yers, ya knew d’hat yer luck has finally run out, ya knew d’here was no way physically possible d’hat ya could put me down fer da one, two, three fer a third time in a row so, as d’hat tomato bases sauce splashed around inside yer head ya taught; hell! If I am go’n t’lose I might as well have an excuse for all me legions of fans and what better way? Oh, Lloyd beat me cause he smashed a chair over me beautiful face, oh Rees made me say “I quit” cause he slammed me through da announcer’s table, oh da “LDK” made me bleed like a stuck pig cause he smashed da NAPW Provincial Title belt over me head, blah, blah, blah…
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Ya made a mistake Beautiful weather ya believe it or not; it will all be clear on Wednesday morn’n when ya wake up in da hospital bead d’hat I have so gratefully booked ahead of time fer ya and like usual, you’ll have accomplished nothing, accept fer join’n da long list of Larries d’hat have fallen victim t’da greatest wrassler of our time, me!!
-Salty steps in front of his man.-
J. Salty: B’ys we’re go’n t’have quite da time!!
-Scene fades.-
J. Salty: What ya are look’n at t’me right is a man d’hat is refocused!! A man d’hat has found a new confidence. A man d’hat is ready to roll right into Toronto and be da shine’n star of da big show. He’s REBEL Pro’s top talent, known world over as da TECHNICAL TERROR, a four-time and current NAPW Provincial Champion, soon t’be da 2007 Sole Survivor winner and da man d’hat made Simply Beautiful say I quit. He’s da “LDK”, da one and da only…LLOYD REES!!
-Lloyd stares into the camera. It is obvious that he is back to himself.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Sole Survivor! Defeat twenty-nine men in one night and ya get a shot at glory, a shot at the big bad NAPW Championship. It’s a chance for nobodies like Thomas Young, Sebastien Martyr, and Prince Darko t'actually make someting of d’ere pathetic lives. Well lads, I hope yer not count’n down da minutes till ya get t’go one on one with da Champ, whoever d’hat may be, cause d’ere is one huge road block fer everyone involved in Sole Survivor and he’s look’n ya dead in da face right now. Ya might know him. He’s held three different titles here in da NAPW, a total of seven different times, and he’s also da man d’hat looks t’make history every time he’s inside the squared-circle. He’s me!! Da “LDK” LLOYD REES!!
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Ya see, like I said befer, it doesn’t matter if yer name is Zellor, Jack, or O’Brien. If yer in me way on Tuesday, d’here is a dame good chance d’hat yer go’n t’find yerself be’n tossed out of da ring,over da top ropes, and down t’da floor. But, it isn’t all bad fer all da Larries involved in Sole Survivor. Just tink, when it’s all said and done you’ll be able t’look back and tell all yer friends d’hat you were in da ring with da most decorated Sole Survivor ever. It will be da highlight of a many careers I guarantee it!! I mean, how could it get any better fer some of d’ese idiots?! Do ya ever tink yer go’n t’see da names Nightmare, Dio Muerte, or KRENSHOV in a main event with da “LDK” ever again? I tink not!! But, d’ere is one man above all da rest d’hat got da rawest deal of d’hem all. He’s da man d’hat will stand across da ring from me in, what will soon be da greatest I Quit Match in history due t’me involvement, Simply Beautiful.
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Beautiful, unlike Kodiak, Sakai, and Santiago who will get about three and half seconds of da “LDK”, you’ve been cursed with da full meal deal. What da hell were ya tink'n?! What made ya wake up one morn’n and tink d’hat an I Quit Match with Lloyd Rees is exactly what da doctor ordered?! Well, let me tell da people what you were tink’n. In d’hat little marinara brain of yers, ya knew d’hat yer luck has finally run out, ya knew d’here was no way physically possible d’hat ya could put me down fer da one, two, three fer a third time in a row so, as d’hat tomato bases sauce splashed around inside yer head ya taught; hell! If I am go’n t’lose I might as well have an excuse for all me legions of fans and what better way? Oh, Lloyd beat me cause he smashed a chair over me beautiful face, oh Rees made me say “I quit” cause he slammed me through da announcer’s table, oh da “LDK” made me bleed like a stuck pig cause he smashed da NAPW Provincial Title belt over me head, blah, blah, blah…
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Ya made a mistake Beautiful weather ya believe it or not; it will all be clear on Wednesday morn’n when ya wake up in da hospital bead d’hat I have so gratefully booked ahead of time fer ya and like usual, you’ll have accomplished nothing, accept fer join’n da long list of Larries d’hat have fallen victim t’da greatest wrassler of our time, me!!
-Salty steps in front of his man.-
J. Salty: B’ys we’re go’n t’have quite da time!!
-Scene fades.-