Post by Kevin Kodiak on Mar 25, 2007 20:26:33 GMT -5
camera opens on smoke fulled loud music playing club in downtown Toronto. There are very attractive females, and well dressed males moving through the club, most looking for that something, maybe a one nite stand, maybe meeting that one special person. As the camera moves deeper into the club, a large table with many people standing around it is now in focus. As the crowd parts, sitting at the table, is Kevin Kodiak surrounded by some young ladies, hoping to maybe get the chance for some one on one time.
KK: "Hey you found me here at the G-Spot niteclub here in Toronto, and yes I am just out relaxing before turning my focus to the matter at hand. Dont get the wrong idea, these ladies will never see the big axehandle, they are all vying for some one on one time with the Big Lumberjack, but between you and me.. never. "
Kodiak picks up his beer and empties half of the glass with one motion.
KK: " Well now lets look forward to Tues nite, that Sole Survivor match, 30 men step into the ring, one will be the last one standing.
I have had the chance to look over the list of guys taking part, you have guys holding belts, guys who lost belts, guys on the way up the ladder, guys climbing down, guys fairly new to NAPW, guys vets who just never have gotten the chance to show what they can do here in NAPW. So in fact, just about anyone and everything is represented in that match. Any one, with a little luck and little strategy can step out of the ring with his hand raised, I have been in a few of these Battle Royals all around the world, Japan, Australia, Europe and across North America, and each time there is no way to predict any one will be victorious. My thoughts are just get in there, and do what you need. Get to the final 6 and then go from there. One bad decision or getting caught in the wrong situation, and out you go. I hope my experience in these battle royals will be the little advantage to bring me to the top."
Kodiak chats with one of the ladies, motioning her to leave, and then motions to the waitress to bring him another beer.
KK:" So one nite of relaxation, and then back to the blackboard, there really isn't much you can do, just be in top shape, ready for anything at any time. These Battle Royals can last awhile and be demanding on one, so coming in ready and in shape is the one key.
The other 29 guys in this thing are not stupid, I am sure they will be ready, now we just have to wait to see who gets caught looking the wrong way, who teams up to help each other, what will develop, only time will tell. I will see you fans in the ring, but now I have to get back to what I was doing."
Kodiak picks up his beer, and takes a long drink from the mug, putting it down and laughing with those around him. The camera fades.
KK: "Hey you found me here at the G-Spot niteclub here in Toronto, and yes I am just out relaxing before turning my focus to the matter at hand. Dont get the wrong idea, these ladies will never see the big axehandle, they are all vying for some one on one time with the Big Lumberjack, but between you and me.. never. "
Kodiak picks up his beer and empties half of the glass with one motion.
KK: " Well now lets look forward to Tues nite, that Sole Survivor match, 30 men step into the ring, one will be the last one standing.
I have had the chance to look over the list of guys taking part, you have guys holding belts, guys who lost belts, guys on the way up the ladder, guys climbing down, guys fairly new to NAPW, guys vets who just never have gotten the chance to show what they can do here in NAPW. So in fact, just about anyone and everything is represented in that match. Any one, with a little luck and little strategy can step out of the ring with his hand raised, I have been in a few of these Battle Royals all around the world, Japan, Australia, Europe and across North America, and each time there is no way to predict any one will be victorious. My thoughts are just get in there, and do what you need. Get to the final 6 and then go from there. One bad decision or getting caught in the wrong situation, and out you go. I hope my experience in these battle royals will be the little advantage to bring me to the top."
Kodiak chats with one of the ladies, motioning her to leave, and then motions to the waitress to bring him another beer.
KK:" So one nite of relaxation, and then back to the blackboard, there really isn't much you can do, just be in top shape, ready for anything at any time. These Battle Royals can last awhile and be demanding on one, so coming in ready and in shape is the one key.
The other 29 guys in this thing are not stupid, I am sure they will be ready, now we just have to wait to see who gets caught looking the wrong way, who teams up to help each other, what will develop, only time will tell. I will see you fans in the ring, but now I have to get back to what I was doing."
Kodiak picks up his beer, and takes a long drink from the mug, putting it down and laughing with those around him. The camera fades.